Aus/pol/ general: lets do something edition

Kiwi detected

Fuck off cunt, im not some useless kiwi nigger

>Make a political party if you actually want to do something.
>implying parties that aren't Labor, Liberals, or Watermelons can ever accomplish anything due to the obscene political bias of the media

Anyone see that cunt friendly jordies is having some sort of stand up gig?

It would be pretty good to crash that plane, with no survivors

I love Australia. I have to go there next month to visit my sister. She lives in Melbourne.
The flight takes ages.About 20 hours.With a stop in Hong Kong.

Reminder that the greens got rekt, again.

>With a stop in Hong Kong.
We know. You already said you were going to Melbourne.

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>Hinch
Last time I vote for him.

>Hanson
No regrets voting for her though lel.

>More pommes in our country

Pls no

You are criminal pommes welcome your masters

>he voted for hinch

why man?

Smaller parties are rising now due to people being fed up with the two party system.

One Nation is an example

Cos I want some good ol' fashioned pedo lynchings.

sup ow bros

I won't be staying mate. Just visiting. I might shag a couple of your women. They love a Scottish accent.
It's far too hot for 'pommies'. I'm more content with pic.

people who touch kids should be lynched for sure

but where do your draw the line?
accidentally saw loli one time on Cred Forums=lynched
20yo dates 17yo= lynched
underage girl sends dirty photos to everyone, someone over 18 sees it = lynched

it would get ridiculous, sure it'd be lulzy but actually voting for someone for the lulz?

>20yo dates 17yo= lynched
Legal in all states. 16 is age of consent everywhere except SA where it is 17.

>but actually voting for someone for the lulz?
Man, I only vote because I can't afford the fine not to. I have zero faith in Democracy and want it gone because it is a nation wrecker.

you know you can cast an informal vote to avoid the fine right?

1. go to voting place
2. get ballot
3. get your name crossed off
4. draw a smiley face, swastica, crude phallus, detailed phallus or a combination of these things
5. put the ballot in the box
6.go home

Usually I do, but I wanted to vote for Hanson because I had a good feeling that she'd get a seat. But by doing that I also had to vote legitimately for enough to get to the minimum. Hinch, unfortunately, happened to be one of them cos I was struggling.

Rate my flag

haha I think you dun goofed

faggot/10

when?

It's in the colors of my flag, I like it. What do the stars represent?

I have never posted on Cred Forums, scrolling through for the first time and have seen this.
I might just say that I'm fucken pissed Pauline Hanson is the face of nationalistic Australia, she just makes us all look like racist idiots

Delete this

>she just makes us all look like racist idiots
Good. The ridiculing Lefties be in for a rude shock when they realise most Whites outside of trendy suburbs are getting real sick and tired of the shit and are about to snap. Much like with Trump. The Lefties simply cannot believe what is happening and are in total denial about it.

I do wish we had someone a bit more charismatic and articulate, however.

> I do wish we had someone a bit more charismatic and articulate, however.

Australian Liberty Alliance my Bloke.

>trendy
That's what irks me more than anything.
It's TRENDY AS FUCK to be a leftie wanker, and if you're right, you MUST be a bigot here. Especially shit for younger people (I am 21 for reference), living in Brisbane CBD.

I want to go on a holiday to one Australian city.

Which one mates?

>Jew

Gold Coast is fucking shit.
Brisbane is alright, I don't know what you'd do here though.
I'd either go for Melb. or Syd.

They're shit. They only care about Islamic immigration, which is demographically a non-issue in Australia. Similarly, they want integration. I don't want Australia to look like central Asia.

> A fucking leaf
> A fucking fern
> A fucking Bird

Trust a Kiwi to think this would be a good idea

fuck yeh straight up 180 and 360's aussie pride way to do burnouts on a small narrow street and a perfect location fuck the neighbors its australia we have the right to do this shit its a free country and a perfect time and nice control love it aussie style good on ya mate

thanks mate cheers mate

Australia lost a war to fucking birds, you owe them your lives

What do you want from your holiday?
Where are you from?

> War

You really are like our retarded little brother

I live in Sydney. I want a city with museums, tourist attractions etc.

aka I'm not going out into the fucking desert.

>Jew

Pauline on fire
m.youtube.com/watch?v=krEPTyYO6l8

The media is fucking shitting all over pauline at the moment including the liberals because both Labor and Liberal are fucking shit and corrupt backstabbing cunts
Turnbull isn't even a real liberal too and he is selling us out.

However Pauline and One Nation have absolutely BTFO the media and parliament this week, it's been beautiful to watch all the anger and tears

(s).(m).(h).com.au/federal-politics/political-news/liberal-mp-john-alexander-says-pauline-hansons-abhorrent-racism-must-be-rejected-20160917-grihzw.html

>Pauline Hanson 'hires Donald Trump's economist' from presidential campaign
abc.net.au/news/2016-09-16/pauline-hanson-hires-donald-trump-economist-james-ashby-claims/7854244

>women btfo
canberratimes.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/rosie-batty-slams-pauline-hanson-over-maiden-speech-family-violence-comments-20160915-grh18m.html

>John Howard defends Pauline
dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/pauline-hansons-maiden-senate-speech-australia-in-danger-of-being-swamped-by-muslims/news-story/22a6940caea9f15d87ee23b024ef0cb5

All up I love Pauline and One Nation, I wish they were running for the upcoming Canberra election because I would have voted for One Nation