HOLY SHIT HAPPENING!!!!!!!

kek fak u

A

A

hue

t. Canadian Tire manager.

>FUCKING
>BURGER

Not BSE again.

I'm done with mystery sites. The last guy was a douche. I saw a gaping nigress vagina thanks to that fucker. Disgusting.

The countdown will just end with a video of some fag saying "DUDE WEED"

hey-- Canada is weird

a leaf using a proxy.

Top banter as usual, Canada.

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BSEs evil twin brother I bet. He wants us to kill all babies.

HOLY FUCK GUYS I THINK I FOUND SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leafs officially overtake Aussies in shitposting. 2016 has been a wild trip lads.

It's a scam to keep you coming back to the store that gave them to you. It rewards customer loyalty.

It's just the government fucking with you.
Go with it though, you might have fun.

GUYS I THINK I STUMBLED ON SOMETHING BIG

>Inb4 it's another abortion campaign

its just promo for a new Bryan Adams album... chill.

Canada is a bit behind the US in terms of media but you can pick up our OTA signals because you all live on the border?

TVtropolis!!! Yeah!!!

A mexican hooker stole some of my Canadian tire money and I fucking took it back.

I legitimately would have put her face through the window for them.

It's just the principle.

memes are becoming abundant, it's the beginning of the singularity

>Canadian Tire
>Crania Detain
good golly its government mind control

>Canadian Tire
>Tim Horton's
>Red Green
>Indigenous peoples
>Muh weed
>religion of peace
>We wuz English and sheet

Can I be an honorary Canadien?

I found the website guys.

countingdownto.com/countdown/your-mom-dies-at-this-time-if-you-don-t-reply-countdown-clock

Means some bearded fag will complain we arent starting a war over abortion.

Even though it's womens fault abortion is even an issue

Look, we have already apologized several times for Bryan Adams

how many loonies in a toonie. What's a double double. What's a mickey. whats a two-four, and what do you call this hat

>WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY MEAN POL?!!!!?!

thats a tuke wheres my axe and cabin

tuque, but close enough. You've been assigned a cabin in Flat Bay Newfoundland, please be polite to neighbours

how many loonies in a toonie
>two

double-double
>two creams, two sugars

mickey
>booze measurements

two-four
>case of beer

>toque

Fucking google. One of my best buds disavowed and became an American.

I still like Canada. Nothing beats the Canadian Ballet, if you catch my drift.

aw hell yeah thanks bud

Also, I've had screech with Newfies. I've seen some shit man....

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>I've had screech with Newfies.
No further qualification required bud. We've got a cheap SKS, some moose sausage and home made screech waiting for you right over the border.

I never saw how people did the stars. Is it an ASCII code, copied, or something else?

I'm on it, best time of my life! Good people up in the Maritimes. A little rough around the edges, but damn fine people.

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Leave us be Ahmed. The inheritors of the British Empire are speaking here.

>Isn't there a refugee you can comfort?

Thats some top drawer shitposting my good sir.

dude, this is why people hate us leafs

I mean you would reason that Canada is different from conservative America and just kinda better in some ways but

it's this. it's this shitposting.

right here

reference?

Also, I had the opportunity to be a leaf not long ago. It was both liberating and disheartening at the same time.

The irony is that they hate us for posts like these. You're so new it fucking hurts, lurk moar you absolute sperg.

>just kinda better in some ways

Never wanted to be good at deepthroat.

my cocaine money

checked

Holy fuck, I forgot all about those. My dad used to give them to me to play with when I was a little leaf.

Take a hike bud

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>there's one in my wallet

I have nearly $24.00 in Canadian tire money

The stack looks like a drug dealers stack.

sorry, i think you might be mistaken

Sounds like it's time for new car parts! May I suggest a new engine block heater or glow plugs for your VW diesel?

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rekt

>the cashier's face when I bought a $40 knife with Canadian Tire money

The leaf always wins

I'm on my iPhone, so I just use the emoji stars senpai

I keked harder than I have in a long time.

Thank you my friend.

Who the shit has fucking frog hands like that Jesus that's disgusting

Thanks, I appreciate the info. Much love for leafbros, especially in this thread.

Turns out le secret hacker code is pretty simple.

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Fuck you canada I chortled

Why aren't Leaves permabanned straight away? The bantz and the occasional shitpost was okay, but this shit is getting out of hand. Fucking mapleniggers bringing cancer to our board with their disgraceful gets and poorly thought out bait/shitposts. Straya's still got it, why can't you cunts get it right?
Pic related.
9/14/16
Never forget.

user pls. No one would EVER do that, and if someone did no one would be retarded enough to fall for it here.

Go kick rocks, pal

what the fuck does that even mean?

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why don't you make yourself scarce bud

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As retarded as leafs are, that get was actually pretty good. It just took some time for me to realize it.

>tfw rich

You leafs literally have bills for 10¢? Topkek.

Can I have a few please

So we don't have to break a $1 for a round with your mom, m8

you're just jealous because you're not a Kek-kin

SICK BURN, LAD

Of course. You are truly our greatest ally, Romania.

Niceeeee

Touché. You leafs surprise every once in awhile.

No! Its that faggot pastor at it again!

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Here's another (you), you've earned it

Australia vs Canada vote now we settle this once and for all.
Best shit poster of 2016 MAGA thread.

Kek already gave it to us, it's over.

“If only one country, for whatever reason, tolerates a Leaf family in it, that family will become the germ center for fresh sedition. If one little Leaf boy survives without any Leaf education, with no Tim Hortons and no Shitposting school, it [Leafism] is in his soul. Even if there had never been a Harvey's or an Cambodian Basket-weaving Emporium, the Leaf spirit would still exist and exert its influence. It has been there from the beginning and there is no Leaf, not a single one, who does not personify it.”-Adolf Hitler

>Current year
>Not using the new leaftard filter

Thanks for Correcting the Record, pneumatic fag.

Why's that Mexican have a frog gig?

Shhhhhhhhh, everything will be alright big guy, just let it happen.

>archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/image/zKRddf0iZpKapGTUDgoB9w/
>shilling this hard

wew lad

consumer loyalty? who the fuck do they think i am some ancap?

According to the DNC, Mexicans are brand-loyal consumers.

Israel

>allowed in the party

There are already muslims there, so why not jews too?

She's a great lyricist user. It means I'm a coward and something something rather be a slut

Congrats on your new title, leafs. Just a quick few questions before the thread 404s
So any contenders you see up and coming for next year?
How has shit posting evolved since the last few years and who do you think is behind the strange currency circulating today?
I would love to get some first hand insight into this upset in the angloshpere

Is this what you leafs look like?

I asked the same thing in another thread the other day.

I'd guess New Zealand, Ireland, Sweden, or Mexico. Realistically it has to be in this picture.

short answer is yes

I will admit, I have seen the Germans develop a sense of humor over the last few years and I got to say the Sweds have been trying as well but I really think it was the Canadian numbers that really overwhelmed the previous title holder, the blunder from down under, Straya.

Unfortunately for the USA too many of our posters are sitting in the corner or trying to eat glue and I think one is passively shitting his pants as we speak.

>Canada
>YES

No, your country posts too much for real memes to develop. That's why:
>be American
>get shot

and shart in mart are so forced, there's not enough other posters to keep these memes going.

Also I think Brazil could be the next shitposter.

so that badselfeater thing turned out to be what?

An anti-abortion video, I was sure it was viral marketing for that American TV show. Who knew that would've been better?

>brazil
eh, I think Germany will be next

something something abortion

I'm actually surprised
it seemed like it was some a artfag project, and most of them are liberals

well OK. thanks for letting me know.

But wait, we all now think of abortion when seeing artsy fake-bills.

WTF what a powerful meme!
We see bills and think abortion?!
Is it THAT they wanted to achieve?

Every theory that now comes up whern seeing stuff like this, no matter how convincing, always ends up being 'wrong', because of the abortion-bills.

In the end it always could be about something entirely else.
What a great way of disinformation and confusion. I'm impressed.

Use them after your currency collapses

>aussie fapping
why?

because assuies are fucked

>Israel lurking in the dark
>watching America do as it planned

Can Germany into memes?

kek pretty good bants for a leaf