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>Volunteer to be a Trump election observer
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>Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

EVENT SCHEDULE & ARCHIVE
donaldjtrump.com/schedule/

EVENTS
>Trump Rally in Miami FL 9/16/16
youtu.be/jcbBCCecEtI
>Trump Haitian Townhall in Miami FL 9/16/16
youtu.be/MVLs4O-Dn8E
>Trump Speaks in Washington DC 9/16/16
youtu.be/Xp-pTg2-Js4
>Trump Rally in Laconia, NH 9/15/16
youtu.be/sqkXUJRPKdo
>Trump/Pence Economic Club NY 9/15/16
youtu.be/hmhyK74BRyc

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Fallon 9/15/16
archive.org/details/TheTonightShow
>Trump on Mornings with Maria 9/16/16
youtu.be/F-xC3ZJ4Ovk
>Don Jr on GMA 9/16/16
youtu.be/q_42WERMMbk
>Trump on Fallon 9/15/16
archive.org/details/TheTonightShow
>Watters World Trump Rally Edition
youtu.be/HIJcadPdvyI
>Trump on Dr Oz (audio) 9/15/16
youtu.be/RocWRZoqbss
>Trump on F&F 9/15/16
youtu.be/0Je1OMsFdCY

ENTERTAINMENT
>VCU Students think Hillary Clinton quotes came from Donald Trump
youtube.com/watch?v=zUksnEaUfGI
>Rachel Maddow Gives Master Class on Pepe The Frog And Donald Trump's Alt (Racist) Right Support
youtube.com/watch?v=Im2V2tgfB1Y
>Student Asks Bill Clinton "How's Monica?" After Rally
youtube.com/watch?v=bZ2jD5hVl7U
>Trump Enters Miami Rally to “Les Miserables” Theme
youtu.be/0jWfKIaVRvM
>Trump parade in the Villages FL 9/16/16
youtu.be/VThmo08CAWg
>TrumpTrain: Louisiana
youtu.be/v6YyRJ4eovg
>The 45th President
youtu.be/G5FGztzfnkA

CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
imgur.com/a/VzlEf

PREV

Other urls found in this thread:

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youtube.com/watch?v=TEiTKloMgBg
youtube.com/watch?v=0jWfKIaVRvM
youtu.be/SWzgrmOLxp8
sites.google.com/site/trumpnightlynews2/
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1473805994656.webm
twitter.com/YacineIsAWalrus/with_replies
youtube.com/watch?v=tvQWG62c3ts
gallup.com/poll/195542/americans-trust-mass-media-sinks-new-low.aspx
youtube.com/watch?v=4Y8SZDH3B_4
youtube.com/watch?v=DueSvcjn810
twitter.com/DarlingEbony
twitter.com/pjoyfarra
twitter.com/Hardeyaddra
twitter.com/sexposeonline
twitter.com/gribnitt
twitter.com/MrDane1982
twitter.com/TraciFreelancer
twitter.com/willbaileyjr
twitter.com/JWEBB40
twitter.com/SocialPowerOne1
twitter.com/stockguy61
twitter.com/ernestine_12
youtube.com/watch?v=EhkPE6rRlaw
youtube.com/watch?v=bgZ-MAz5A9k
graphics.latimes.com/usc-presidential-poll-dashboard/
breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/09/16/hillary-clinton-donald-trumps-veterans-press-conference-disgraceful/
youtube.com/watch?v=vX4TLqQ9hwg&ab_channel=TheCircus
youtube.com/watch?v=bRNy3IjdKFA
youtube.com/watch?v=Wf_dim2JTz4
youtube.com/watch?v=KwcscTtZKuc
youtube.com/watch?v=fj0HKjb1jm8
cesrusc.org/election/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=maL6-l3DdHk

CONWAY BATTLES MAHER

>tfw Trump is going to win

yeah but guys have you ever considered the fact that

Trump's a racist

Thats a cute pupper

We used to that until about a century ago. It stopped right at the time when women's suffrage and socialism got big and when young white men were forced to kill each other in World War I.

What a coincidence that all these things happened at the same time, as if orchestrated by (((someone)))

>That maddow segment. Holy shit she's retarded.

proofs?!

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Where were you when Trump won the election?

And this from the day before.

>tfw the election is almost over
>still not sure what to do when this is all over
I know in the real world, I'll continue to focus on my progress towards my Business Major, but what about you guys?

WELCOME TO ALL OF YOU DEPLORABLES!!!

>TRUMP LES DEPLORABLES ENTRANCE
youtube.com/watch?v=TEiTKloMgBg

>HIGH ENERGY CROWD VERSION
youtube.com/watch?v=0jWfKIaVRvM

>MOVIE VERSION (MAKE A TRUMP VERSION HAPPEN LADS)
youtu.be/SWzgrmOLxp8

>LES DEPLORABLES ORIGINAL LYRICS
Do you hear the people sing?
Singing the song of angry men?
It is the music of the people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes.

Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Beyond the barricade
Is there a world you long to see?

Then join in the fight
That will give you the right to be free!

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GOAT TRICKSTER

>Business Major

I'm so sorry

THE NEW TRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
SEPTEMBER 16, 2016

LAST NIGHT
>Trump on Fallon Tonight Show
>Liberals angry at Jimmy Fallon
MORNING
>Kasich says it's "very unlikely" that he'll vote for Trump
>Trump holds media event in his Trump DC Hotel
>media is told, event will cover Trump's current feelings on "birtherism"
>Trump spends vast majority of the event showing off military endorsements
>at the end, says he believes Obama was born in US
>says Hillary started, he ended
>media is massively butthurt about being played
>"journalists" decide to "protest" by erasing tape
>"journalists" vehemently deny that H camp started "birther" rumors
AFTERNOON
>Fraternal Order of Police endorsed Trump
>"What is Aleppo?" Doesn't make it to the debate stage
>while Michelle O is speaking to HRC audience, the crowd chants "4 more years"
EVENING
>Trump holds short townhall in Miami
>Haitians and Cubans praise trump, bash Hillary
>Trump rally in Miami, FL
>AJ Delgado speaks
>Trump comes out to music from "Les Misérables" with a "Les Déplorables" meme as backdrop
>Hillary records Jimmy Fallon appearance
>Jimmy greets her wearing a facemask

Archive with links/citations: sites.google.com/site/trumpnightlynews2/

How do we know he's an insider?

hope i'll be boning some qt hungarian girls

We could always sing it

Even though Hillary was a Senator in New York, isn't she fucking hated there?

>Dad is against voting for Trump because he believes uncertainty about a Trump presidency could negatively affect the stock market ergo his retirement.

How do I argue against this?

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>hes literally outmaneuvered and outsmarted everyone hes been up against including the press and sitting president

he must have given alot of people ulcers over the last year and a half

Don't be, the work will be worth it. I just focus on my goal and before I know it, I'll be there.

>Liberals angry at Jimmy Fallon
>Jimmy greets her wearing a facemask

Someone MAGA hat Jimmy. He's obviously on our team.

"put your country first you filthy kike"

People got pissed about the full text so here's the nu blog

> 2016campaignfanfiction.wordpress.com

MAGA bros!

Posting updates on Sunday with Obama/Rubio/Stein, I'll put the new ones in the thread

The trump thread on /wsg/ has some gold mines

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1473805994656.webm
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1473805994656.webm
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1473805994656.webm

Do my best to become an elected politician and rise the ranks as a Trump Republican in the golden years of the 21st century.

i fucking hate that movie, fucking americans have to make everything so ebin

free money from central bank is what will crash the stock market

Trump is the greatest IRL troll of all time kek

tell him he's a selfish boomer piece of shit

boomers sucked enough money from your generation. tell him to fuck off

time to finally watch that shitty old vhs of that I have lying around I guess

He's such a mastermind. He pulled the same shit the media does when they advertise a breaking story or announcement. "At 5 pm we will announce whatever" then they wait and make the audience watch a whole hour and only show the desired content in the last 5 minutes.

Except this time he made the MSM watch an entire event for veterans AND advertise his hotel for only a 20 second clip.

>tfw Trump stopped talking about the chance of the election being rigged

Let's be honest when Trump was alluding to that it was him setting up the possible excuse for him losing.

Now that he's NOT saying that his internal team is really confident that he has this.

As long as he does well on the debate stage we're going to win big.

>we don't know what will happen
You can argue that about anything. How does your father get anything done if he's such a bitch about change?

Tell him to take his money out if he's worried, it's going to collapse soon anyway what with our 0% interest rates for the past ~8 years.

It's a bad movie, Hollywood is creatively bankrupt.

You live, user. As you couldn't live before in the hell they've done to the land. It will finally be free, with the land and her people - you too.

MAGA.

How old is he? Unless he's going to retire like tomorrow that shouldn't be a problem. Even if there were a dip it would just come back up again like the market always does.

And if he were going to retire tomorrow he wouldn't want his money in something as volatile in stocks anyway

>aussie media trying to push trump's comment about the secret service being disarmed as a threat
I'M TIRED OF THE MEDIA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>that entrance

It's made for the braindead. Unfortunately there are a lot of retards which is why people are still voting for hillbitch.

Literally Einstein

Hey wait a minute what's that there?

Can we get some more media reaction images/gifs/webms

youtube.com/watch?v=TEiTKloMgBg
How wet is Le Pen right now?

Is Hillary supposed to somehow benefit the stock market then? The hell is that reasoning?

her hope and optimism, gone

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Atlantic City

Can someone link me the video of those people sitting around in the image?

I was in tonight's insider thread. Word is that primary debates Trump will be making a glorious comeback on the 26th.

Market is just as much about notion as it is the actual outlook of things. If people are scarred that Trump being president will make things bad, the market will react in turn.

Financial meme magic basically

and
Thank you!!

>What We Have Seen !!J2S8ASUXqk5
>89165874
>He's been properly briefed on Aleppo.

kek

You really can't. You could try arguing a more general point that there are more important things than money. Or appeal to his sense of responsibility to other people and those who have to deal with the results of his decisions.

DELETE THIS WHITE SUPREMACY FROG

Hello, handsome

>"Trump is not playing 4d chess" they said
>"Trump is dumb and juvenile" they said

Sometimes I wonder how Hillary feels. The MSM and her assistants obviously spread their lies that Trump is just some dumb childish name caller, and then she faces him and he outwits her at literally every turn.

He could have found that "rigged" messaging at the time wasn't helping numbers that were genuinely down.

I'm sure that if Trump feels the need, he'll bring up the topic of fraud again down the road.

Guess I'm #CoughingForClinton

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HOW DO WE KNOW INSIDER user IS AN INSIDER?

No one is explaining this.

We don't, really, but I think his posts are insightful.

Then I guess tell him to not worry about it?
>mind over matter
>mind over meme
>mind over money

That's a good passage for a kek worship proverb. Speaking of kek, nice dubs babe.

Anyone read the WaPo article Trump linked on Twitter? It so vehemently defends Clinton, more than three times too. Who can take this writing seriously?

Kek

Could you lads help me out? I'm being swamped by Hillbots and can't reply to them all fast enough. I need backup.

twitter.com/YacineIsAWalrus/with_replies

Pls don't ignore.

Give him a huge wedgie and write "KEK" on his forehead in sharpie.

Either point to how Brexit did basically fucking nothing despite all the same fearmongering about it or tell him the fact that we're overdue for a recession no matter who wins.

>anything over meme
>a Kek proverb
"no"

The only problem is major news sources can never lose their credibility, no matter how many wrong or propogandic stories they push. They own their way onto our TVs and into our papers and feeds.

We could blow the media out into infinity and there would still be too many people listening.

keep preparing for WW3
its inevitable

Exactly. Old money is diversified. He wouldn't want more than 15% in stocks. The rest would be in highly stable investments like bonds an real estate.

>AND advertise his hotel for only a 20 second clip

I've been following Trump since the middle of last year and only today did I realize that he's opening this huge hotel in DC. It's a really beautiful building, hard to believe that at one point they wanted to tear it down.

The chances of them quite literally being bots is so high I don't know why you bother. That, or they're foreigners and nobody should give a fuck about their opinions in our election.

RUSED
U
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E
D

>be you a year ago
>a time-traveler from the future tells you about this election
>do you believe him?

>mind over matter
>mind over money
>meme over mind

Better?

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With Cruz you lose

They're all black people. They're swamping me and then giving themselves high fives for beating me when I'm slogging through 100+ messages. Also there is a ((( ))) among them.

>Under budget and ahead of schedule

>Donald Trump rises from all odds and the worst thing the DNC fears is memes from the anonymous Cred Forums

I'd have my doubts

Insider user is Eric

You overestimate the power of the media in the age of internet.

ONE DAY MORE
ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DESTINY
THIS NEVER ENDING ROAD OF MEMERY

To them they weren't lies.
They actually believe that he is just dumb orange doofus in a bad toupee.

But this has been their whole problem, and is the key problem facing the ruling left in almost every western nation.
They believe their own propaganda.
When you believe your own bullshit you will always lose, because you will not be fighting your enemy. Just the picture of them you created which has almost no connection with reality at all.
They were doomed the moment they started. Now they are attacking a cartoon frog from the internet.

Thanks!

That's silly. China, Russia, and the USA are the only countries that can make it happen and none of us nor our governments want it. Only the globalists could light to fire and they're going to prison.

Cred Forums wants to believe

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who /been watching past seasons of The Apprentice to get more of your Trump fix/ here?

I forgot how retarded matrix combats were

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Two years ahead of schedule.

Marble instead of plastic because they still had the money.

Nothing, I repeat NOTHING will ever be as good as this election cycle. This cycle has blessed us with an abundance of memes never seen before.
>Carl the Cuck
>Aids Skrillex
>Flippin' Phil
>sleepy nigger
>anything Jeb Bush related
>El Rato
>The Delegates Donald
>all of Trump's 4D chess
>Hillary's tweeting "delete your account"
>CTR in general
>Pepe appearing on CNN
Am I missing any big ones? Anyway, it's a little sad to think all of this will be over in a couple months.

Delete your account.™

>tfw gave up anonymity for backup and no one wants to help
;_;

Youtube version
>Trump Vibes
youtube.com/watch?v=tvQWG62c3ts

Which brother do we think browses/shitposts on pol?

>Trump tweeting Pepe
>Hillary collapsing
>a shitton of smaller things

Eric for sure. Maybe Jr.

THE NEWS WHO SEEMS TO KNOW MY MEMES
WILL SURELY TRY TO STAMP OUR DREAMS
ONE DAY MORE...

I just had a sudden realization of what is actually going on and why we need Trump to win in the States and Maltsev in Russia. Both Putin and Hillary are propped up by chinks so they could benefit from a WW3 - this is why they're buying farmlands and factories in Russian Far East and various assets in the States.

We have a clear path to victory on that front.
>Trump instructs the FCC to revoke the TV networks' broadcast spectrum leases
>all their advertiser dollars and exclusivity contracts go "poof"
>they go out of business
>NFL and NCAA start selling direct internet streaming packages for football (MLB already does this for baseball)
>suddenly nobody has any reason to pay for cable TV anymore
>Trump instructs FCC to require local loop unbundling to create 56k-dialup era levels of competitiveness (in terms of # of ISPs, not actual speed) for cable networks
>everyone switches to the reseller ISPs
>cable TV shrivels up and dies
>national newspapers continue their slow march into the grave
tl;dr one short letter to the FCC without any action from Congress could crush the entire TV industry and end the threat of Talmudvision forever.

Jr for sure. Maybe Eric.

I was watching the office and they mentioned him twice in the first two seasons (at this episode it was convincing Dwight the following day was going to be Saturday instead of Friday and be they reference the apprentice and who trump fired kek)

There's a good reason major sources like Jewgle and Kikebook are censoring conservative ads and pages and allowing anti-white pages and ads to exist.

Don't be daft user, don't forget where you are.

>never lose their credibility
they already did
gallup.com/poll/195542/americans-trust-mass-media-sinks-new-low.aspx

Holy shit I forgot Maher was such a faggot

Jr. made a gas chambers joke about Democrats and it became a major news item. Preeeetty sure he's a Cred Forumsack.

I am really just hoping that Trump gets in, but I have a feeling that they will just rig it to ensure Hilary's win

Why is Trump being extra trolly and brash today? He was doing just fine being the calm guy

Tiff for sure. Maybe Barron.

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Hungry Kasich.

#CruzSexScandal

Which one is it?????
But ok in all seriousness, why is it believed they browse/post? Is it the memes they post

>Maltsev believes that a revolution is upcoming in Russia and claims it will occur in November 2017.
- svobodomislie.com/5_11_2017

What would Maltsev bring for Russia?

Short term pain for long term gain

I hope you're right and he does this

>Democrats
>51% trust

he gained the upper ground on the media instead of being cucked for another news circle with le birther meme

twitter is pretty difficult to read. who do you want help with in particular?

See

I Overheard a kid sitting at a table next to who looked to be about 7 explain 9/11 to his friend today. It went something like this
>Have you heard about the twin towers?
>They were these two big buildings in New York
>Some dumb-dumbs flew airplanes into them and killed like 30 people
>Donald Trump was there though
>He saw the planes and called 911 to help the police save people
>People liked him helping the police so much that he got elected President
>Hillary Clinton was there too but no one likes her
I had a hard time not laughing

youtube.com/watch?v=4Y8SZDH3B_4

So anything fucking thing can happen?

>people saying the elections aren't a fucking reality TV show

CNN here

Where can we find the infamous racist and mysogynist known as "Pepe"?

No way kek
Are discovers even good cards?

Its not about who trusts the media, its the amount of times they can hammer a narrative into newspapers and feeds and hopes someone buys into it.

AYO
HOL UP
WHY DOES HILLARY HAVE GUNS PROTECTING HER IF SHE WANS GUN CONTROL?

>Where were you when Trump won the election?

Let's wait until the debates before we jump to conclusions.

That said, he definitely has the upper hand right now.

I'm surprised it isn't higher since the MSM is basically the propaganda arm of the DNC

Even the Chinks don't want a war. They just want to buy us out.

They are not a warmongering people, their history is insular and never expansive beyond what they have to.

They want us away from their shit and they'll take what they can get with minimal losses.

Push back even a little and they'll retreat. They're not stupid.

>Trump vibes

GLORIOUS!

down the hall and to the left

Adorable.

anyone have archive for that article?

He's nationalist, pro-gun, anti-war and openly named the Jew

I am the leader of Cred Forums. They answer to me. What do you want?

In Milwaukee. Ask for Based Mike.

in your heart bby

Simple: Its easier to control an unarmed populace

Not far off.

r/TheDonald

What will he do about Syria?

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kek. reminds me of this

youtube.com/watch?v=DueSvcjn810

I AM PEPE
THE FUCK YOU WANT

You just wait for the 2024/2028/2032 cycles.
The core age group here will be old enough to run for president/leader of their countries at the point.
All of them are watching Trump on his run into the Whitehouse right now. All of them are taking mental notes and getting inspired.

You're going to see memes you never thought possible.

why would he want to do that? he's supposed to be a "presidential" guy, not someone winging it and interrupting people

#JeSuisPepe

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KeK truly blessed us

>Trump instructs the FCC to revoke the TV networks' broadcast spectrum leases

If Trump freed up that much spectrum I would literally build a Trump altar in my house and pray to it.

I'm sure that he could get a lot of support from the left and libertarians for it as well, no one likes these shitty broadcast stations and they are squatting on something that could be much better used by others.

Link to the thread?

Do you feel in control?

On that subject.

How the fuck isn't it bigger news the DNC sold the FCC chair? Ambassadorships aren't really a big deal for me, always been that way. But the FCC? No. That's fucked.

It's Eric

All of it. Every single one of the people I'm replying to is a Hillbot.
twitter.com/DarlingEbony
twitter.com/pjoyfarra
twitter.com/Hardeyaddra
twitter.com/sexposeonline
twitter.com/gribnitt
twitter.com/MrDane1982
twitter.com/TraciFreelancer
twitter.com/willbaileyjr
twitter.com/JWEBB40
twitter.com/SocialPowerOne1
twitter.com/stockguy61
twitter.com/ernestine_12
Here are the ones so far. I've missed a couple more who just sat back and favorited/retweeted.

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NEW LA TIMES POLL IN ABOUT 10 BINGS
POST PREDICTIONS

Tiff will soon be here if she isn't already ;)

That will be war.

Notice Trump has the entire military and police behind him.

This was not an accident.

>>Carl the Cuck
>>Aids Skrillex
tfw when these faggots google their own names, the first thing they see is my drawings of them

Feels good man, they got triggered so hard they got themselves into meme hall of fame, pic related

can't believe they actually asked don jr about the frog

abc is a joke

this can't end soon enough

Do you feel in charge?

Trump +7

UNSTUMPIBALD CHESTERTRUMP THE THIRD

THATS A NICE PUPPER

Hillary +1

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dip

he believes that ISIS was founded by Israel and that Russia should pull out ASAP

9 days.

My body is ready.

So are those trips.

He'll probably drop a point or two.

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Trump is a LIAR. If he told me the sky was blue, I'd have to go outside and check!

It went down a bit again, Trump +5

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Clinton +2 (Adjusted)

video?

The Japanese prefer Shillary over Trump. How does Cred Forums feel about this?
JP on Trump:
youtube.com/watch?v=EhkPE6rRlaw
JP on Hill:
youtube.com/watch?v=bgZ-MAz5A9k

You did those caricatures, leaf? Fuckin well done, lad, good memes. Kek is proud.

It's too technical for normies to understand.

No change

Trump +1488

Trump can't release his medical records because he's suffering from the micro penis syndrome.

>MrDane1982

I remember that guy during the primaries. Rapid anti-Bernie shill who legitimately thinks all Obama criticism is racist. Likely an actual employee of CTR.

Trump +8

Trump up like every LA times poll regardless if it makes sense or not

Elevens have terrible taste, no surprise.

That card expired 5 years before the timestamp.

Isn't it worth it to keep Assad in power? Or should we all get out?

Two wasn't enough.

Last night he hasn't reached his peak since July 27th. I stated he might break the peak tonight, God willing.

hence shillary

Japan makes most of Winchester's guns for them now. No wonder they're shit.

Low quality banter. You're better than that.

Trump just LIES and LIES and LIES

m8...

>You did those caricatures, leaf? Fuckin well done, lad, good memes. Kek is proud.
That I did, thanks m8. Literally the first thing they see is those images, I can't imagine that would feel good lmao

Pic related, one of my other more well known meme works -

>btw God damn I can't wait for Trump to win & MAGA

Not supirsing, Trump wanted them to pay more for the American big guns.
They want to keep it cheap or even free like the greatest ally.

LA times poll when? I predict he peaks higher tonight!

I think today it will either stay the same or slightly increase for Trump, since it is a 7 day average. However in the coming days it will probably drop a bit.

Seriously? Spoils in the 21st century?

This is wrong on many levels. Foreigners are behind this. Saudis mostly.

He believes that Assad will eventually win, he just opposes Russian intervention kinda like Ron Paul opposed all American wars

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> only two nukes

ONE JOB

>How does Cred Forums feel about this?

>(((Tokyo)))

That is Tokyo isn't it? That is like Toronto, Melbourne, and London.

any minute now

where is the LA times

Shaliday, when the polls rose.

up

>leftist hapa youtubers shill for hill

Really makes me think

LA Times predictions?

What was the site for LA poll?

BREAKING NEWS

Jeb Bush is surging

He's just following the precedent that Hillary set

He'll dip slightly. PPD had him down marginally today relative to yesterday thanks to Clinton starting to recover.

it's in the OP
>Don Jr on GMA 9/16/16

he's a big guy

give it to me straight, guys.

are we winning?

Fug, never mind. I'm just tired and retarded.

Fucking awesome.

I got some buddies in Ft Mac, going to share this.

I know. Hillary and Trump are one in the same. Both big government loving New York liberals.

> Jeb was the one being empowered by Kek all along

I knew it!

FAST AND RECKLESS

>BREAKING NEWS
>Jeb Bush is surging
SLOW AND STEADY, THE TURTLE WINS FROM BEHIND

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damn it's already 2020? How was his first term?

I genuinely think Trump himself reads this forum once in a while. Back in March I posted something about a penny on a railroad track shooting out like a nuclear tiddlywink if the wheels hit it just so. Two days later Trump uses the word TIDDLYWINKS on Good Morning America. Such an odd word and obscure game. If he had someone keeping up on this forum - and I think he does, just to monitor the temperature of the internet's dark corners - why would they pass this on to him? They wouldn't, because it's totally pointless. I think he was up at 3 AM, real awoo hours, and read some of our shitposting and the word stuck in his mind. He's always looking for unusual and fresh words, that's where his linguistic killshots come from.

For you

Right right now?

Yeah

The elections are not over yet though, it's best to stay pushing instead of sitting back and thinking you've already won

graphics.latimes.com/usc-presidential-poll-dashboard/

Slow down Cruz, you'll get your chance in 2024

Poor Yeb it was his time to be the nominee and supposedly eight years after Hillary's two terms Yeb will be the president. But then, a cheeky guy ruined it all for both Yeb and Shillary.

>Hillary

Fair enough. With zero intervention Assad will win.

Frankly Israel is being silly over this. Assad was controllable. Trying to balkanize Syria doesn't seem long term viable.

any second now

That updates much later though, there's a different website

Irrelevant question until after the debates have all happened.

>he's a big guy
Yet he still feels small.... Poor JEB!

Webm related heh

Glorious.

We never stopped winning.

In some ways I wish Trump gave bush a fitting position in office.
Maybe the head of petting zoo affairs or the head of guac.

told one to kill himself yw bb

anyone have a link to the pepe song?

2020 actually. Even if Trump wins, he's getting primary'd by Cruz.

The deplorable seizure bitch Hillary Clinton called Donald Trump’s press conference with military veterans “disgraceful.” So now she’s insulting veterans with her comments.

breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/09/16/hillary-clinton-donald-trumps-veterans-press-conference-disgraceful/

>tfw your questions to insider user show up multiple times

Take note stormfags, this is how you politics.

This is missing the first half but you should still get a sense of their utter incompetence at leading the online narrative .

youtube.com/watch?v=vX4TLqQ9hwg&ab_channel=TheCircus

HILLARY CLINTON WON'T TAKE ON ISIS BUT SHE WILL TAKE ON A CARTOON FROG

GET THIS CRAZY BITCH OUT OF HERE

>Trumpen Fury
New Trumpwave w/music video remix if you missed it
youtube.com/watch?v=bRNy3IjdKFA

Post original

thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=Wf_dim2JTz4

youtube.com/watch?v=KwcscTtZKuc

SUDDEN JEB SURGE IN THE LA TIMES POLL

HE GOT OVER 90% OF THE HISPANICS

I love Kellyanne. It still upsets me how many people shilled against her.

thnx bby

Is Ben Garrison an example of a man completely mind broken and just becoming the thing everyone made him to be?

Checked.
youtube.com/watch?v=fj0HKjb1jm8
Original italian version. Instrumental is also available

I want the LA Times/USC poll to update so I can go to bed. I'm not expecting growth, but maybe I will be pleasantly surprised.

Kek QC actually improved by a lot in recent tens. Americans suck at making guns and most companies are only propped up by import bans.

Court Jester.

Thanks friend.

We are a bit reactionary. It's true.

She was behind the media bait softening.

>Tfw another sleepless night worrying about this election

Anyone else know this feel, I'm just so fucking nervous, I haven't stopped thinking about it for more than a few minutes for months

>they know each other's birthdays

I ship it

"if you extinguish the fire, it will win."

-DUDE WEED LMAO, 2015

I suspect Trump will stay even or drop a little for the next few days. There are weird trends in the USC/LA Times poll that I don't understand.

It's exhilarating isn't it? What a time to be alive!

>Americans suck at making guns
I suspect that's beancounter and shareholder disease at work. QC takes away from Director Shekelburg's stock dividends after all.

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yes
truth be told it was 8chun that broke him, he thought they were some kind of good version of us, when in reality he was being played harder than a Hannibal Lecter victim

No matter what happens. It will be ok.

Pence is here.

No, he just realized we weren't totally wrong.

Once people didn't out what modern globalism is about its a tough pill to swallow.

IT WAS HIS IMP WIFE'S GUACAMOLE RECIPE THE ENTIRE TIME! HE TURNED THEM BECAUSE OF THE GUAC

I know that feel

I have similar expectations, just based on the current graph trajectory. The first derivative has been decreasing the last couple of days, so it doesn't look like more growth is coming.

LA POLL JUST CAME IN!

HILARY UP 15

I can't take it anymore.

Everyday I imagine the looks on the liberals faces when Trump officially wins. It will be amazing.


Whose reaction would you pay to see when it's announced?

Ching chang Norinco m14s are the bomb.

I want one.

>you will never drunkenly slap tiffany across the face
>you will never apologize to her the morning after and promise never to do it again
>you will never see her forgive you but know in her heart that you will hurt her again

Pence a cute!

leveling out

puppers you say?

.2 drop

LA TIMES POLL

.2 drop

It's like he was looking into a bright and hopeful future lead by Trump.

>the old "ONLY KASICH CAN BEAT HILLARY" meme
I miss that meme.

Was watching the news and was actually pretty suprised to see the BBC taking the piss out of Clinton

>Pence wasn't your dad
feels bad man

Already our burden is "heavy"

>not up by 8+

Fuck this shit, I can't take this anymore.

When will I be able to buy an onahole/fleshlight with an interior designed after this poll chart?

>Things went exactly as expected.
Disappointing, but it can't be helped.

LOL! You fooled me

brb killing myself

Kinda counts

lol

IT'S OVER

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Because it was wrong. If you go back to the polls, Cruz was beating Hillary RESOUNDINGLY. He would be so far ahead right now if he was the nominee.

>mfw we accidentally meme Jeb Bush into becoming president as a ballot write-in

I guess you can say hes on a guaca-roll-e

I'm with you, man...

I'm doing everything I can; getting my wife onto The Train and my son in the Air Force.

Friends at work... posting the fuck out of Trump memes on NormieBook and trolling the fuck out of Hillary shills and CTR tards. Yard signs. Registering people to vote. Even have volunteered as a poll monitor for election day.

...but I worry, and it's making me sick. This might be our last chance to take some small modicum of control back from the globalists.

I worry for my children who don't know how fleeting freedom can be.

>mfw my chihuahua yorkshire terrier mix died recently

rip in piece puppers

Sad day when Norinco makes forged steel M1As while America is fucking about with sintered metal. Doesn't change the fact the Garand system is shit though

What's the story with the la times poll?
Is it supposed to track voting trendd?

Then he'll uptick tomorrow when the media BTFO and the Fallon interview kicks in.

wtf I hate trump now am #cruzemissl

Yes, it's a daily poll (called a tracking poll)

f

Olbermann.

Well, it was a nice ride.

I guess I'm a #StrokeForHill now.

The idea that Trump is up at 3am posting Awoos on Cred Forums is just so absurd, its probably true given the way things have been going lately.

Where's the new bread?

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>Steadily keeping the lead around 6%

New LA Times is pretty good actually. Means the previous days weren't outliers

Why is trump revealing his strategy outright?

Sure, I'd buy it if it was Trump branded

Should have backed John "10+ against hillary" Kasick

It's a daily poll.

They explain their methodology very thoroughly unlike most pollsters.

cesrusc.org/election/

Click on "survey methods"

Fallon was a success, but let's not pretend that a single late-night appearance is going to have a tangible impact on this election.

inb4 "clinton played the sax"

F

Losing your doggo is never easy

>Then he'll uptick tomorrow when the media BTFO and the Fallon interview kicks in.

Nah, he'll slide and/or Clinton will improve a little more thanks to some sheep buying into "muh birtherism" and "muh assassination".

My hope is that he manages to remain +4 over Clinton by time the first debate hits.

John "I suck obamas BBC" Kasich

Oh shit, they're doing the criminal line up of Pepe

crunch time and the sheep who dtill trust mass media are morons

Also Found out today that I can get CNN news here in the UK, jesus fucking christ its aids

New bread?

Sleep tight, pupper.

Sleep tight forever

Source?

knew bred needed

I mean, he makes shitposts like this overnight on his Twitter all the time

>Bill Kristol
>Nathaniel Brass
>Ariana Huffington
>Mark Cuban

I've got an EXTRA DANK FRESH NEW PEPE ready for next thread lads.

Thanks

We will see our puppers again.

That's how dumb the American electorate is. Or not dumb, rather that's unfair. It's just human nature. A personable appearance on a popular late night show is more powerful than any policy speech or press conference. Humans are emotional, irrational creatures, especially in groups.

At least the nigger vote seems secure

This is now the third day of Trump getting 19% of the black vote. In fact, it rose by another 0.1%

If I was Hillary, I would be very concerned now

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0.2 shift isn't even a statistical noise move.
Its the equivalent of 6 people in their pool having a different opinion today.

Imagine BBC Brexit coverage but 24/7 over anything not absolutely degenerate

WHERE IS THE NEW THREAD

Was about to ask. Thank you son of Rome.

We don't know, but since he started in June, I've never seen him out-and-out wrong about a prediction or a claim.

Yeah, that's why she is pushing the "Trump bullies black queen pastor" meme

She is, which is why she made an impromptu appearance on Fallon right after Trump.

The pay attention to detail.
Shit like
>The order of the candidates in the questions is randomized so that about half of the respondents see Clinton as the first choice and half of the respondents see Trump as the first choice.
Actually matters A LOT.

M-M-MUH FIREWALL

>page 6

this is how Trump Gen dies

F

us is aids

>Holding at 20% of the black vote

> "Trump is in the single digits amongst our brothers and sisters"
> "He will never get our vote!"

...black people watch fallon?

Shitstick millennials and their moms watch Fallon. Some of those happen to be black

That's what van jones sounded like earlier when talking about la times poll

Is this the new bread?

You may not realize this, Ausfag, but Cruz was a regional candidate. His appeal was to hard core Christian Evangelicals and "True Conservative" tea party types. That's at most 15% of the electorate. Trump has brought everyone together and hasn't shitted on the voters(except for that one time in Iowa).

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>tfw he's low key cutting corn subsidies

Get fucked cornfuckers

Migrate there. Made another too just recycle mine.

Insider user is Don Jr