We should write a religious doctrine of Qek

We should write a religious doctrine of Qek.
Post ideas for commandments, mythology, etc.

You should definitely take a look at the Protocols of the Elders of Zion for inspiration.

Kek is a god of darkness, and existed before light, therefore he was around before the bigbang.
So Kek inhabits the multiverse

Kek once told me that the empty valley receives the clouds.

Not sure what it meant..but i guess he speaks in riddles.

The KEK's Prayer

Our KEK who art in dubs,
Based be thy name.
Thy dankdom come.
Thy will be done
on normie as it is in Cred Forums.
Give us this day our daily meme,
and forgive us our faggotry,
as we forgive those who faggot against us,
and lead us not into feels,
but deliver us from cuckoldry.

Praise KEK

We shouldn't base a religion on hate. It is doomed to fail.
We need to build a religion on pride and love for our race.

THOU SHALT CHECK REPEATING DIGITS

I believe Kek wishes in his end goal an ethnosocialist state. Frogs are used by ecologists to indicate the health of an ecosystem. We should keep the enviroment clean and green.
Frog are indicators of health of humanity's ecosystem as well. We are in bad wealth as tumors engulf whites. Frogs through the form of Pepe are indication we are in bad health and need the cancer destroyed.

An unregulated culture being necessary to the security of a free internet, the right of the people to save and post memes shall not be infringed.

Kek is Chaos.

His motives are his own. His blessings are given without rhyme or reason.

Blessings cannot be demanded from Kek, nor can he be owned. Disaster and disease fall upon those arrogant enough to make such claims.

Kek is your ally, and your enemy, and is indifferent to you, and is obsessed with consuming you.

Belief in Kek cannot be undone.

The Plague of Frogs is coming.

Would wearing frog t shirts be a subtle way of showing your power level?
Wearing literal cartoon pepe would be autistic, but with normal frog t shirt or cap would make someone else autistic to suspect you're a white nationalist for wearing a fucking frog t shirt.

heck wearing some green clothing everyday could be a subtle sign that you're a Disciple of Kek

you kekfags are completely dumb. this whole kek-faggery has gotten out of hand. if there's anything that proves how easy it is to manipulate the masses through popular culture, it's this

you missed a bit faggot.

>but deliver us from cuckoldry
>for thine is the board, the internet and the kek
>now and forever,
>Praise KEK

Fuck you leaf

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No.

We need to create a script or bot that takes all the gets from this board, and select a number of words depending on the get

dubs: 1 word

Trips: 2 words

ect...

and then string them all together into one great, chaotically unending scripture

Kek's digits confirm.

give us this day our daily memes.
and forgive us our shitposting.
as we forgive those who shitpost against us.

sounds better

praise kek brother

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>leaf
>leader of anything

that's really good

You idiot bogan, that get was a sign from kek confirming that hillary is indeed, a robot

such a great get could confirm nothing else

I will let kek decide, roof korean

Entropy has no need for prayer.
The void no need for rules.
Only memes that we all share
Among the normie fools

I am actually terrible at coding, so I will entrust kek upon myself to begin this task. I shall be the creator of kek's holy scripture, hallowed be his name

fuck you. this kek shit has reddit written all over it. it's not even lulzy enough to be on Cred Forums. it's just unhinged retards spamming KEK! DUBS! KEK!!1 KEK!!! everywhere. fuck off with it

the kek commandments:

1) thou shalt meme


... (you) should gime some more

>We need to build a religion on pride and love for our race.
kek is not white nationalism you stupid fuck

see

at last, you see...

Thou shalt commit genocide

THE ONLY LAW OF KEK
MEME AS YOU WILLST

I'd normally agree but just this once I will ignore because this motivates retards to vote.

The saddest thing of all is that this is another scientology raid 2.0 and it will inevitably bite us back hard as it did before, I have no illusions that these faggots will long cancer it up once the elections are over.

We should probably decipher what each GET means to full understand his messages.

This is my theory.

Dubs: Kek Agrees
Trips: Truth (obviously)
Quad:Good Luck
Quints and beyond: Prediction (Number of digits determine the likelihood of it happening; pure GETs like are guaranteed to happen)
Palindrome (Ex. or ): Unknown
Clear (Ex. ); Unknown

Everything is chaos. Kek is chaos. Everything is He. Everything comes from Him. He comes back to us. His manifestation. Beyond space and time. In the beginning was the Word and the Word was Kek. Mind catches reflections of chaos. Thus are born the laws. The merger of consciousness, number, binary, artificial intelligence. The particles are accelerated. Quantum waves propagate throughout the matrix of matter, thoughts nucleate. Everything is meaningless. All is Kek. Space travels, heat death of the universe. Kek remains forever. Praise Kek.