Brit/pol/ Father Ted edition

>Theresa May set to trigger Article 50 by February, EU's Donald Tusk says
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/16/theresa-may-set-to-trigger-article-50-by-february-eus-tusk-says/

>Bring back Britannia to rule the waves after Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/16/bring-back-britannia-to-rule-the-waves-after-brexit/

>After 1,200 years, could it really be time for the penny to be dropped?
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/16/traditional-british-penny-could-be-scrapped/

>Diane James becomes UKIP leader
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37387162

>Nigel Farage lays down the gauntlet to Theresa May in final speech as Ukip leader
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/16/nigel-farage-insists-he-will-support-new-ukip-leader-but-says-im/

>Eastern Europe makes five demands to block EU superstate
express.co.uk/news/world/711481/European-Union-plan-United-state-of-Europe

>Theme
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NIGEL LIVE

Any chance of Diane James rallying the working class?

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Cup of tea, OP?

Karen!

I know we are somewhat of a cucked country, but in terms of uncucking velocity are we doing well? are we just behind the philippines? who is uncucking the fastest?

Down with this sort of thing

Trying to out-tory the tories at the moment seems futile, so it's their best option. UKIP needs to style themselves as a party of the people and hit Labour hard in their northern English constituencies.

And the tories should be worried

No I'm fine, I've just had one.

what do u think of my ukip flag?

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Thanks for trying.

Post your county flag and rate others.

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Barry wavy is always good.

Top waves lad

East India company restart when?

waves are the best

need some friends right now

who /drinkingatnoon/ here?

Only a few areas in Scotland have flags, and sadly mine isn't one of them.

So here's the Scottish flag instead I guess.

More waves here double-landlocked though.

I thought this was the Cumbrian flag?

Good Morning

thats the flag of Cumberland, most folk have stopped using it after Cumbria was formed

if we are doing vexilological shit, im gonna post one of the greatest flags ever created

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wheat and swords

Rate my morning view lads

10/10.

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>tfw no simple farm life

thats a nice pallet fort you've got there lad

I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE MEDIA DOG

10/10 - the haze adds to the sun's beauty.

Captured this a few days ago on my walk to the station.

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

My sister is having a Bangladeshi friend around today, despite my attempts to redpill her. FFS.

When will the true patriotic Scots overthrow their SNP masters?

Briefly logged into normiebook. Saw a post with this picture and "user's stag do has started, wahey".

This is where we are now. This is modern society.
I bet he ends up getting bummed before the night is out.

We will soon.

Soon.

DELET

news.sky.com/story/mcdonnell-and-campbell-in-violent-shouting-match-10580948

>covering the face of a gimp
Checked btw.

We wiz Vikangz n shiet.
Unlike you Swarthy dirty sassenach continental immigrants

This is the ethnic make-up of my school year, in sixth form, last year.

I live in North Wales.

11 too many

>Lefties still butthurt over brexit
>US elections being dominated by cartoon frogs
>Just found a bottle of brown sauce thinking we had none
>kid staying a grandparents tonight so can go out with gf
>Can both get smashed so her wanting bum sex is quite likely
How's your Saturday lads?

That green will drop every single year.

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Not much diversity there gonna cost you an Ofsted grade.

>The only thing close to opposition is 400lbs of "Christianity is ebul and bigoted" topped off with a butch haircut.
SCOTTISH DUP BRANCH NOW. HELP US.

>US elections being dominated by cartoon frogs
Honestly, this is the most surreal thing ever.

Best county

None can compare.

just watching thursday's QT on iplayer, fucking hell soubry went HAM on mcdonnell

Who /EastAnglia/ here?

I can't decide if I like our flag or not.

Soubry is cute

Dam thats aesthetic

Who /replacementbusservice/ here

>A
>FUCKING
>CHESS
>BOARD

JUST

How much worse do you reckon it will get?

The Isle of Retirement is expensive as fuck. I once paid £8 for a piece of fish and another £3 for chips.

checked

Surrey tablecloth flag reporting

Depends if the welsh get reclassified as niggers or not

Absolutely degenerate

Feels comfy man.

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staffordshire reporting in. the knot is a reference to an execution where three criminals were executed with only one rope.

Alright, which one of you was this

Parts of Inbred Isle can be pretty shit-tier and expensive, but most places on the west side of it are okay.

forgot image FFS

EU officials 'believe Britain will give up on Brexit if they make negotiations tough enough'

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/15/eu-officials-believe-britain-will-give-up-on-brexit-if-they-make/

Are they honestly this deluded? That is utterly insane.

>crocs
fucking CHRIST

They are making themselves look worse by proving they couldn't actually give a fuck about the people at all.

I think you're looking for /trumpgen/

It's posturing, just like all the heat going on about hard brexit. Then during negotiations everything will calm down, compromises will be reached and britain will remain in the EEA

>Only a few areas in Scotland have flags, and sadly mine isn't one of them.
Wat? Even my little town has a flag.

This was at UKIP's conference the other day.

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Ugh, its so ugly ;_;

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>yes worker-I mean compatriot, fight those evil foreigners for scraps

That's not a flag, it's a child's drawing.

Only three counties in Scotland have flags.

Can Confirm Best county

Morning

>scottish """""""design""""""""

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the scots are children...

>tfw gf

I love Father Ted. The actor who played him died aged 42.
That's young to die. I'm 48 and can have you in a fight. Easy.Go on mate. Have a go.

youtube.com/watch?v=VI-WRb2u4po

>mfw northern irish
>not a single non-white in my year

There were some in the years bellow though. Spooky.

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We progressively had more as I got older. From 99% white in primary school to 90% white in sixth form. At uni it's even more.

North Yorkshire is best 2bh.

Can't compete with Antrim though.

To be fair, the first girl I was with was one of the Pakis from the chart.

Grill on the left with the black hair and top is qt

Leftypol is pretty annoying though

Fantastic, wish I was back in my house in Scotland getting those kinds of mornings with the mountains in the background.

Post pics Ahmed

When they recognize that I'm their direct royal bloodline.

Why even take the picture if you're all looking faintly embarrassed to be there?

>tfw no gf
>tfw KV

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I don't have any saved m8.

Is this show any good?
Thinking of starting it

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Boo

>tfw no semi westernised Pakistani gf

It's a classic stavros

>Socialism

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yeah it's good

How do I bag myself a Priti, lads?

Anyone seen this shit?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3793702/Debate-female-frontline-fighters-takes-new-turn-transgender-soldier-born-man-woman-able-fight-close-quarters-British-army.html

>getting around equality issues by calling blokes "women"
genius

Who /Rightful English Clay?

>an actual swastika on TV

What a time to be alive.

FUNK SOUL BRUVVA

youtube.com/watch?v=6zkL91LzCMc

Cute

I want one

CHECK IT OUT NOW

They're the best in bed, and if you like feet, tend to be open about letting you do stuff with them.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/10/the-great-proms-flag-war/

Some proper cucks about chaps

>an other lad from Cumbria

How do

kek

Hnnng

But do they poo in the loo?

>everyone goes around these days wearing gimp suits and pink polo shirts with "1488 AUTHENTIC" written on them
And to think I get self-conscious about what I'm wearing when I venture outside.

France is uncucking faster than us, embarrassingly.

>What's the official line the church is taking on it?

Father Ted was such a good show.

any /notts/ lads here

get out curry burner

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>France still has a socialist government
>no referendum on the EU
>full of French people

Probably bound to happen when you have nearly 100 people being killed in terrorist attacks regularly.

Shwmae Cardiff brother

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What three countries should those be?

Netherlands, Hungary and Greece imo

faggot

Definitely those 3 and possibly even france the way things there are going

The Netherlands have a chance to leave because of Geert, Hungary because of the next referendum, Italy because of how Renzi will resign if his referendum fails giving victory to Five Star probably, Greece because financial shit, and maybe even Denmark.

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got a slight problem lads, i moved from spain to the UK a few years ago and have operating bank accounts in both countries. i want to shut my spanish banking down and put it all into my british account, my spanish bank wont allow me to close my account. any finance bros able to help me out?

Cornish one is the best.

Just got a £160 tax return lads. God bless Phillip Hammond.

Who needs girls, right fellow KV?

Simon Abney-Hastings?

Just do a balance transfer or go to the branch in Spain and withdraw all your money from the cashier.

N-nobody.

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Binbagfever should be banned tbqh.

Transfer the money and leave it open, unlessthey try to charge you to keep it open they're loding money keeping it open

Some wojak and most Pepe (bipolar ree)

Bore da, bell-end!

When do we find out he's wasted his time?

please go back to spain

24th, I believe.

Step 1: Deport yourself
Step 2: Stay out

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most accurate Cred Forums description of all time

>no blairite qt wife

Bit of both. What am I, like a Wope? Pejack?

> tfw have Anglo-looking girlfriend with amazing body.

#feelsgood

Neither unfortunately

>tfw chad on pol

>Anglo-looking
Is she not a proper Anglo?

Definitely a Pepe on this one lads.

She's Kiwi.

FUCKING NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT

>Yes, yes , yes, yes.
>I hope UKIP will see labour off...

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Pepe, keep the asspieness under much more control than I used to, generally manage to keep my mouth shut instead of sperging out.

On real working class people.
>They not like these momentum types.

What the fuck is the r9k garbage doing in brit/pol/

>Muslims are okay, but they don't marry in.

Body.

the NEETs are waking up around this time

Ronald Binge/10

youtube.com/watch?v=u4XgbIhlOvk

>One of the reasons I left (to join the Tories), was because I wanted it (UKIP) to move to the left.

>anime

What makes someone Anglo looking? Beady eyes?

Truly stuck in the middle

This is early for any self-respecting NEET lad, if your seeing daylight in the winter your doing it wrong.

t. Was a robot faggot years back.

See the pics I posted.

can anyone here compete?

Pittslvania county reporting in lads

The Nige show LBC 17/9
youtube.com/watch?v=fbhOzonNJB0
05:45 to see him BTFO a twat from Wimbledon

Am I the only Wojak?

Can we take Jamaica for our anglo union? Put restrictions in place of course to stop mass immigration

>frogposters, NEETs, autists and spergs on this Laotian shoe polishing emporium have influenced the presidential election of the most powerful country in the world

Is meme magic real?

Wonder how many blokes she's fucking on the side m8.
Foreign birds are renowned for that when they're not close to their family and can be shamed.

I'm gonna get shit for this, but I'm actually pro-NEET. We've got other stuff to worry about.

You're girlfriend is lovely.

>Millions of Labour voters are sticking with their values that why their with UKIP.

there's a fee to keep the account open, when i explained what my intentions were they changed their tone and pretty much decided to not let me do anything with the account

>her says posting his waifu

Post waifus lads

only when ur OAP's leave spain

I love Nige.

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why are you here anyway

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cos i legally live in britain m8te

Well all that money is going down the shitter

Your money will be repatriated soon let it go Pedro

I remember you, I thought I told you to stay in Jamaica.

Get ready for the gas chambers after Brexit, Paco.

how are you supporting yourself

>EU officials 'believe Britain will give up on Brexit if they make negotiations tough enough
>Tough enough

Triggered

Odd body

>*they're

Get the fuck out my country you toilet cleaning scumfuck. Difference between you and our old uns is that they put money from their pensions into your economy, thus subsidising your socialist shithole. You merely steal jobs and resources from us. You're a fucking parasite, and if I could genocide all you Spanish niggers in my fucking country who work all he bars and hotels, I'd do it in a fucking flash. Get the fuck out and stay the fuck out you scum.

This is coming from a Scot btw,mso just imagine how much the Anglos hate you.

>this causes the hard brexit

At least she's not Australian.

fortunately most my shekels are already locked up in my UK account, any of you lads ever invested in premium bonds?

I thought this was a before and after Cred Forums thread

On Grammar Schools.
>If it was a sporting talent we would encourage it.

yes, government debt is a great investment please buy

i play poker professionally, there's no taxes on poker earnings in the UK. add that to the fact i have a british wife and it just made sense to move here for the meantime

loving every lel

oh shit you blacked a brit, now you've done it

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zero sum game, don't lose too much before you move back into mothers house in murcia

Jenna desu :3

Are you white, friend?

haha fear not my anglo friend im just fine. if its any consolation it was either here greece or austria, and i chose here

Bit of both.

of course

>Spanish people
>White

Stop culturally appropriating our television you shitlords.

what was wrong with living in spain

You need to die.

Gaining a bad American accent like Radcliffe did in that movie is pretty apt for Britain. They're basically discount Americans these days.

What were Bradford, Luton, Rochdale and Rotherham like before the pakis arrived?

Crocs are degenerate enough, but Corcs and socks...that's a new level right there.

White.

>They're basically discount Americans these days.

that's actually us, tyvm

They are just scared that other countries will follow, they are trying to make leaving the EU look as unattractive as possible.

Then welcome, enjoy your stay in our fine country.

Where abouts did you decide to settle here?

>implying

Galicians are Celtic

Cousin lived in Luton his whole life, says it was about the same, only replace pakis with chavs of yesteryear

fog/eternalfog

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Not the county but this is the flag of Dunbartonshire/Lennox in Scotland.

Its like they don't remember how hard we fought in WW2.

There are still gardens in my town with metal stumps in their walls from when we took all the spare metal for the war effort

And now the Brits are too.

Although in fairness, they seem equally determined to become a Chinese vassal state tbqh.

So much for #TakeControl...

inshallah my friend

>zero sum game
You're not using that right.
It means that when some players lose the winners win in equal measure.

Any card game where you win money from the other players (as opposed to the house) has potential for making money.
Assuming there is an element of skill and you are any good.

Never play games where you gamble against a machine or casino, they a rigged so you will always lose out over time.

Betting on events like sports results is hazardous unless you can genuinely predict the future.

Always gamble responsibly .

I thought that was the Basque?
Either way every European considers themselves white, my Portuguese friends seemed to take offence when I called him brown.

Habitable for white people.

i do gamble responsibly on fixed football matches

China won`t be making our laws or immigration policies tbqh family member.

yh m8 NG3

Are you fixing them?
Tell me the scores.

Liverpool won fair and square, nerd.

Depressing mining towns or flattened by nazi bombs.

How many people regularly post here? I'm recognising people by their posts desu.

literally nothing, the only reason i had to leave was because the taxes on my earnings were just ridiculous. especially since i could easily migrate to the UK and pay 0 taxes on them

>Rotherham
When I was 15, in the mid nineties, I met a girl from Rotherham. She was a year younger than me. We ended up seeing each other.
I found out that she had been raped of her virginity at age 12 by a turk.

The problem goes back further than you think.

No, they'll dictate trade terms to you or else some unexpected problems might arise with those Chinese-built nuclear power stations of yours. You're China's Ukraine now.

i'm on the outskirts of bedfordshire near cambridge

you are a paki tier immigrant then

>tfw mine was 1 "west asian" and 200+ white British
>not a single openly non-hetero person in the whole year
>like three or four scots/welsh
>still "celebrated diversity"

Morning lads.

Bradford being in the centre of the woollen industry was one of the riches cities in England, we imported the pakis as slave labour to stave off it's demise to cheaper imports, a preference for cotton and the umcomming synthetic fibres from DuPont. We had it all and wrecked it out of greed. Once the start of the demise the council tore down beautiful yorkshire stone 1800's architecture and replaced it with concrete. What we have now are sullen dirty grey streets filled charity shops, paki takeaways and litter.
>A trip down the valley into Bradford now.... Despite the various grumblings about the cost of the new City Park in Bradford city centre, it seems to be hugely popular, with families treating it as a 'destination', almost like a day trip to the seaside. (The actual seaside is a very long way from here.) The pool is a very shallow area that is drained at night and gradually fills up with water during the day, to make a very shallow paddling pool. It has water jets that spurt up rather unpredictably, to the delight of most of the little boys and some of the little girls! It is attractively framed by the outdoor cafés in Centenary Square and presided over by Bradford City Hall, with its ornate clock tower. You may remember I showed a picture of the City Park lit up by night. On a sunny day, it makes an equally absorbing scene with plenty of scope for people-watching!

I'm always here.

ROSE WAR NOW!

Afternoon.

are you implying opting out of paying extortionate taxes for something as simple as migrating to the UK is unreasonable? are you jobless by any chance

Bradford is legitimately one of the most depressing places I've been to in the UK. The only place that came close was Blackburn.

I was in school in Skipton in the 90's and there were several girls who were disappearing off with pakis from the Goulshan and Skipton taxis that would have been classed as groomed these days. They were lost cause girls from impoverished homes no-one cared

making a "living" from gambling.. emigrating just to do so..

Nuke Bradford when?

That shit happens even in fucking Skipton?

>tfw no disabled gf to wheel around romantically through forests and villages

Why live?

Stop creating brit/pol/ threads.

We have anglo/pol/ now:

Been here since like late 2013

nouse.co.uk/2013/08/01/societies-guides-debating-and-campaigns/
>University of York Amnesty International
>Body Gossip Society
>York Feminist Society
>Gender Accessible Politics (GAP)
>Palestinian Solidarity Society
>People and Planet Society
>STAR (Student Action for Refugees)
>Vegetarian and Vegan Society

>Starting at York in a week
>see this

Kill me now tbqh lads

today pls

sadly

fuck off kike

I recognise you as the image.jpg poster

I'm the depressed KV

Just got booked in for CBT on the NHS lads. Scared.

>Literally Saddam Hussien

>I'm the depressed KV

last poll said that's half of brit/pol/

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3793611/The-children-privilege-loathe-gave-advantage-truth-white-Black-Lives-Matter-protesters-closed-London-City-airport-ll-want-protest-against-THEM.html

Skipton is pretty comfy to be fair

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that's Ilkley mate

I can't be the only phone poster r-right?

It`s not too late.

I swear that it's the hippies who are going to fucking make me crack first, Jesus Christ.

I'm phone poster

>open twitter
>#refugeeswelcome top trend
I wonder who could be behind this.

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Phone and tablet poster here mate. Occasionally on my laptop when I can be arsed.

Absolute madman.

>surrey
Elmbridge area reporting in

This is more Skiptonesque still a lovely town just ruined by taxi drivers and curryhouse/takeaway rapists

>Tory party during PMQs being against safe spaces at universities

NEW

Pretty good except we both know the guy the blond girl is with should be a nog

I know, I went to school in Skippo. Lots of good memories

Shatarrp and get outta here lad what school ?

Yay

Nah I am too

Cute

Slightly less shit, but still pretty bad. Less racial tension and rape gangs, and more lads glassing each other on a Friday night

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Country is going to shit but I will always have my Father Ted.

Seriously, best sitcom of all time. Why did Dermot Morgan have to go?

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