There are bongs on Cred Forums RIGHT NOW who don't own a true weapon of the EMPIRE. Explain yourselves

*teleports behind you*

It's an antique

DELET

>owning a TV

That's right, sonny Jim. Time to get back to reading.

Don't worry about it lads. To get a permit for that he must work for Mi5

This is a honeypot

DOUSE

THE

HOUSE

Here you have the last weapon that we stole to the english

Leafs get credit for that. Really. Just try to tell them it was the British and not Canada.

>We're like jews, but good and not globalist invaders
I'm not hating, but come on now

Nice full house

However, it was mostly performed by a British expeditionary force (not to mention that Canada was not a country at the time, and merely a small part of the Empire).

Antique weapons are all legal idiot.

You can go into any antique shop and buy a flintlock.

BIN

THAT

KNIFE

You might think we are allowed this, and this shit is a joke. I was buying a pack of cutlery yesterday and the self checkout told me I needed staff help. Till then I thought being arrested for carrying butter knives was a meme, I can confirm, it is not.

Save a life, bin that knife.

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I've got a 1796 Light Cavalry Saber. Fucking sexiest sword I've ever owned.

I have two shotguns and a cat.

Yeah the Brits deserve all the credit, I'm all for you guys making another run at the WH if Hillary gets elected. Just bomb the fuck out of DC.

The leafs just want to be relevant so they try to cling to british victories.

Current Canada is even now pretty much just snow-land British. Back then there wasn't even Quebec to drag the great anglos down. Our peoples were and largely still are identical, Canadians are right their ancestors were responsible, but their ancestors were British.

>who don't own a true weapon of the EMPIRE. Explain yourselves

You will never be able to own one of these beauties. How does that make you feel?

Negative.

The British forces that burned the WH were fresh expeditionary forces across the atlantic. The Canadians or "British subjects" in Canada had nothing to do with it.

There were no British-Canadians involved in the battle.

>firing from upper chamber
Shitty weapon of shitty country

We look after our mates.
youtube.com/watch?v=OMwGX7ftBoo

Just don't fuck with us, and we're alright. And NEVER insult Her Majesty.

Its actually a rather interesting pistol as its one of the only semi automatic revolvers ever made.

>2020
>Ahmed kicks in the cardboard door of your flat screaming allahu ackbar
>Runs into your flat screaming with a large stick in hand
>You draw your saber

HHUUNNNGGG

British Canadians are still British big guy.

>german cross on crown sitting on top of head of german queen
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>ugly ass fat fingers
Typical spic

There were no human beings from British Canada involved in the battle. It would be the same as saying Australians burned the WH down.

Which they did not.

But their relatives did, and that's the best anyone else can say about it.

My flag is the Cross of Saint George.
Pic is my church, proudly flying the flag of my nation.
My wife is Scottish and they fly the Cross of Saint Andrew.

> *teleports behind you*
> nothing personal lad

Does that make us Americans british?

Some of you are, of course. But Canada never broke away like America did, never set out to define themselves as independent. They evolved through slow steps to where they are today. If Quebec hadn't been incorporated, I'd gamble they'd still have the Union Jack flag too.

The division of the island races was always arbitrary and detracts from the larger issue; everyone else.

If you give your loyalty to Her Majesty, then you can probably become Brit.
I don't know. My family are from New Zealand. I'm Bong though.

Objectively on a world scale I'd say the Brits are the brightest and most noble. Sadly my heritage is Irish...