Morning, Cred Forums

Why are wrestlers such pussy faggots?

fuck yes cunt

>based Club probably not going over at Clash of Champions because Vince wants to send a fuck you to Demolition and have New Day take their record

>"No Mr. Lesnar, please stop hurting me! I'm sorry for thinking I ever stood a chance against you! Please forgive me!"
What did he mean by this?

Typical hans forgetting that lesnar got "Reemed" and then cried like a bitch with diverticulitis.

That said... Lesnar is improving, Reem was a pussy at 230, and punk...well punk got btfo like expected.

coffee and cigarettes

1. Brock was an amateur wrestler before he became a pro-wrestler
2. He was on drugs

The worst injustice. It's time for those niggers to lose

Low sugar protein shake.

Coffee and oatmeal mang

>He was on drugs
Yeah. Clomifene. That's on the same level of "doping" as ritalin/adderall.

4 fried eggs and a glass of milk

I'll have a number nine, a number nine large, a number six with extra sauce, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one wit' cheese, and a large soda

Buttered hand made biscuits with gravy, grits, and bacon.

Two multivitamins, and 36 Hard boiled Egg Whites.

>biscuits
>gravy

what the fuck

Stupid Kiwi, come to the Georgia and see for yourself. It blends perfectly. Try it yourself sometime mate

>He hasn't had biscuits and gravy
It's an ungodly combination. Praise the South.

how the hell do you have gravy on these

In case you're not shitposting.

a caffeine pill and water

What makes matters worse is what Yanks think of as 'gravy' is nothing like gravy.

what we call biscuits, burgers call cookies

biscuits in the south are something different

what the hell did you do to that scone

Holy shit. I'm not sure if you're serious or dicking around, but these

What, praytell, do you consider gravy?

those are scones

Source?

Made it better. One of these days you need to try some Southern cooking, user. You won't regret it unless you're watching your weight.

No, they are not. Scones are fucking trash compared to a real biscuit.

the blood of infidels

scones are supposed to have cream and jam and butter not what ever the hell you put on them

A litre of cheap black Tea, chorizo with egg and a bun.Also 1200mg Ibuprofen, because headache kills me today.

Those are scones you fucking dipshits. What the fuck are you even doing over there, Christ almighty?

Now let's not get into how to pronounce scones.

I've had your nasty "gravy". Kill yourself.

m8 you don't even put actual fillings in your scones

No you had processed shit like Bisto, probably.
Real gravy is made from meat stock, preferably beef; with bits of onion and other good stuff in it, like herbs.

Just a heads up, there's a difference between buttermilk biscuits and scones.

Scones are not the same thing as american biscuits. They are tougher, heavier, more like bread.

if they don't even have the same gravy then i'm afraid to know what their sunday roasts are

You niggers know that there's a difference between scones and biscuits right?
They don't even have the same fucking texture. Or taste.

Fuck off.

Brown water n' grits boi

Now git yo' ass inna house mamma's tillin' stories ageyn

That gravy is made worse with breakfast sausage stock.

Also our biscuits aren't like your scones even though they look similar. They're buttermilk, light, and flakey

Acid.

Too deep even for Cred Forums's standards.

We use brown gravy all the time bongfriend. I just made some last night for a roast. Using the roast drippings, onions, mushroom

That white gravy is made with breakfast sausage, milk, flour, butter salt and pepper.

Those are biscuits, you dumb faggots.
t. inmate island
t. anglos who ruin everything for everyone

I don't even want to think about what an autstralian roast is like.

No telling what kind of animal it's even from.

Yes they do, fuck off mate

'merican exceptionalism: EVEN OUR "BISCUITS" AREN'T LIKE YOUR SCONES OR BANNOCKS BOI

NOW GIT

Water, coffee and fried chicken. Living the neat life.

>I just made some last night for a roast. Using the roast drippings, onions, mushroom
Good lad

Eat a southern buttermilk biscuit made from scratch and tell me they taate the same as those fucking scones. They don't.

Git pap pap and nans to make me some, my address is

10 Downing St, London SW1A 2AA

do you blokes have roast lamb

American exceptionalism is a thing because most of the time, we're actually exceptional.

The best of Britain came here-- your ancestors were criminals.

I had some cereal....

>pap and nans
Good joke, you're all right.

Lamb is expensive, but that looks like it's probably worth it.

Me and my boys are gonna beat you up, redcoat. You dun goofed

>my address is
>10 Downing St, London SW1A 2AA
will the yanks even understand

It's actually inflated ego to compensate for your stunted history and barren culture, famalam

It leads to an overstated pride and an insisted un-similarity to anything else

np happy to help bro

Its not common and is more expensive here because demand.

I get it a couple times a year. Its actually my favorite meat. I always cook a leg on Christmas for the family.

Don't you mean Tyrone's dick Svens?

who is pap

is pap a friend of your pap pap?

is it expensive over there its pretty cheap here

you butcher the ones you don't fuck iirc

Its more expensive than beef per lb.

I know >jew but, would you Cred Forums?

why doesn't england raise more sheep there is plenty to go around

the welsh want their girls all to themselves mate

8 popsicles because I like to live dangerously

No fuck off, you come over here. 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, I'll be in my office.

i would but an office doesn't sound like a good place to eat

unless you're monica lewinsky i guess

Smoke? Dat u?