Wake up

he is a god of chaos to be fair

praise kek

He is here

THE ETERNAL LEAF FUCKING WASTED A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME GET!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

holly shit look at your get, he is here indeed SHADILAY

ROLLING DUBS TO HONOUR KEK

Got

witnessed

SHADILAY

YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY KEK TODAY

ANOTHER GET!!!! WITNESSED AND PRAISED KEK

17 17 would count?

göt

THIS THREAD IS FULL OF GETS, guys i''m getting scared

As have you. SHADILAY brother praise kek. MAGA

WE ARE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING

ALREADY A HAPPENING IN PARIS

PRAISE KEK

HE HAS ANSWERED OUR PRAYERS

back to back dub 5's capped by a double aught. Shadilay!

KEK is truly a master of bantz.

In kek we meme

>Kuk (also spelled as Kek or Keku) is the deification of the primordial concept of darkness in ancient Egyptian religion.

the happening doesn't start until kek wills it

S H A D I L A Y

77 and seven deaths

PRAISE
R
A
I
S
E

Fuck meme magic.

repeating digits and ISIS kills all the hostages and blows up the church.

>B A S E D F R O G G E R

we need to meme this harder
repeating digits and ISIS kills all the hostages and blows up the church.

DE
LETE
THIS

repeating digits and ISIS kills all the hostages and blows up the church.

OOOH KEK ALMIGHT HEED MY PRAYERS

repeating digits and ISIS kills all the hostages and blows up the church.

SHADILAY SHADILAY SHADILAY

Pretty sure kuk is pronounced kook, keku

SO CLOSE YET SO FAR

SHADILAY SHADILAY SHADILAY HEED MY CALL KEK SHADILAY SHADILAY SHADILAY

nice damage control, kuk cuck

THOSE WHO INSULT KEK SHALL BE BEHEADED
GET and paris is blown up

It's a false alarm. Nothing happened. Damnit Kek.
twitter.com/prefpolice/status/777157343431852032

This user knows angering kek isn't smart right?

thats because we didn't roll enough repeating digits

Praise KEK

can anyone give me the name of some books on meme magic? i'm looking to learn more about this

WE'RE NOT ROLLING HARD ENOUGH.
WE HAVE TO MEME HARDER.
PRAISE KEK!

That it can be spelled "kuk" was one of the main reasons we found the light in kek. Cuck was the number 1 insult at that time and got spammed to death. Lurk more

Repeating digits have been few in the last 48 hours. Kek is gathering his strength for something big.

(R)olling for magic. Praise him

Learn by doing, repeating digits point the way. Praise kek

Rolling for din digits. Happenings please KEK!

Reroll. Praise kekenings

PRAISE KEK!!!

Next happening will be mass shooting in Russia or terrorist attack in Denmark.

Now he knows

Please bless this thread, Kek!

New leaf national anthem

youtu.be/czTcHGj7fBI

Moron that is not the way how the magic works

>the leaf with the stolen octo-get has angered KEK and he has abandoned us.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Someone cap the thread gets

These are dubs. Praise Kek!

>FRENCH HAPPENING TAKE 2
Keep rolling to expand happening

Shadilay user, Kek giveth and Kek taketh away!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_(mythology)
>That it can be spelled "kuk"
It is, not can!
Yes kuk is an insult and you're worshiping an insult like a tard is worshiping a lump of shit.

6abc.com/news/2-officers-among-7-shot-in-west-philly;-gunman-1-victim-dead-/1515297/

PRAISE KEK

both
>16:58:39

he is teasing us!

SHUT IT DOWN

Cleanse our world with your chaos

Praise kek

Theres a shooting in Philly and some snackbars in france

Use the catalog retard

We literally memed the Paris happening into existance, the thread was 20 min before that.

Kek! Bring us today our daily digits and deliver happenings

Let us not be Islam's slave
send the Merkel to her grave
if this reply with doubles end
meme magic be my dividend

Kek please hear my prayers

Cuck
Keep talking shit. Kek is angry with you

HOLY SHITS

...

Is there anything more embarrassing than the left?

you mean kuk

SHADILAY

JAWOHL!!!

Witness me, brothers.

How about THESE fine digits?

Thank you Germany

Fucking witnessed. Gas the muslims.

6abc.com/news/2-officers-among-7-shot-in-west-philly;-gunman-1-victim-dead-/1515297/

Probably not

Look at the ID
Does it count as dubs?

but now for real does anyone know a book about meme magic from wich i could start? the whole shadilay song being discovered on you tube os too uncanny. I really want to read more about this. might ask /x/

Please don't bully us

The leftist views are oh so tragic
Trump will win with meme magic
Repeating digits make the prophecy true
Praise Kek anons, Shadilay on you!

BASED

Kek listens to Based Germanbro.
Shadilay!

shadilay to you too brother, witnessed

Praise Kek!

Your meme god kek/kuk is worshiping poop and you guys are worshiping it, meaning you're worshiping something lower than poop.

> OP wishes for a Habbening
> Habbening happens

KEK REWARDS HIS FAITHFUL
PRAISE

I'm literally shaking PRAISE KEK

Kek does love the leafs

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaos_magic

we are the first to successfully use the inernet for mass-rituals

>poopoo

KEK

>Shaking
>99

user, YOU ARE CHANNELING KEK!!! START SPEAKING IN TONGUES SO THAT WE MAKE INTERPRET HIS WORDS!

SHADILAY

Grujo and his mafia will die.

see also
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synchronicity

This is shrine to kek which is spelled kuk.
Unlike pic related.

6abc.com/news/2-officers-among-7-shot-in-west-philly;-gunman-1-victim-dead-/1515297/

Go with kek.
Kek is love.
Kek is life

kek has died, kek has risen, kek will post again.

Shadilay, user! Praise KEK. Trump wins!

my god another get, fuck this is statiscally improbable ,what the hell

>Look at the ID
>Does it count as dubs?

Another way for kek to reveal his prophecy to us.

It happens now

If dupps or trips this guy is going to be put in his place today

Praise kek

I WISH
THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME

Look at all the gets I got in this thread

It's not fault someone made you kek/kuk worshiping fools look like a stupid joke!

I think I see a pepe on the wall

Why don't you have your own KEK statue yet?
Pic related, it's mine.

Jesus fucking Christ. This nigger is kill by tonight

were you guys aware Bowie was killed by meme magic?
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S61615311#p61617087

never question the wise and long roads of kek

here's your happening:

rtl.be/info/monde/france/alerte-attentat-a-paris-prise-d-otage-dans-une-eglise-a-chatelet-851730.aspx

Praising a kuk, you little shorty kuks

MEME SCHOOL
E
M
E

S
C
H
O
O
L

SATIS MENTIBUS OBSTA

...

Happening in Sweden when?

Peepeepoopoo fuck off christfag

ancientegyptonline.co.uk/kuk.html
godchecker.com/pantheon/egyptian-mythology.php?deity=KUK
thewhitegoddess.co.uk/divinity_of_the_day/egyptian/kuk.asp

Your worshiping your insult!
KUK=KEK
Kek while you are a kuk.
Enjoy the ultimate red pill.

Thanks for the lesson. Good luck surviving the day!

Praise Set

Praise kek for he is lord of truth and you are his unwanted shill

Gtfo

Praise

OH KEK SMITE THIS FOOL FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH

You have no respect for kuks, so why are you worshiping the KUK GOD??
Ignore this and take the blue pill user.
KEK=KUK

>also spelled as Kek
Whew lad

Kek is angry.

Kek please feel free to have some fun with this faggot

Kek will curse upon you you fool!

Praise kek! Lord and savior of truth!

KUK=KEK
IT'S A JOKE ON YOU MORONS!!
DON'T YOU GET IT?!
THEY ARE THE SAME THING!

SWEDISH REPEATING DIGITS
H
A
D
I
L
A
Y

SHADILAY praise

Nice numbers

Shadilay!

put a shit on a frog and worship it, you cretin!

...

SHADILAY , the guy is practically dead , quads, gosh i wouldn't want to be him

Where's this fag from?

witnessed

ASH AL YID

Don't worry about it, just worship it!

Isn't every get a once in a lifetime get?

I feel sorry for you friend.
(I don't)

someone caption all these gets

Praise Kek!

Good roll, fellow kek worshupper

New/Dumbfag here. What means Shadilay? Dubs if it's a way to praise Kek.

KUK=KEK

Aw no more cuck-splaining from the cuck?

>Kek will curse upon you you fool!
>8888

Kek has spoken, that mother fucker is as good as dead

Yet he keeps blaspheming

...

Look up p.e.pe you'll find it

youtube.com/watch?v=YnDzttF9dig

this is a song from the 80s, sang by ....PEPE
this is not fake

Habbening in argentina please allmighty lord

Praise Kek! Happening when?

You have been enlightened, now it's time you wake up from this JOKE!

He's talking about this cuck fag

I always found that ironic.

Christfag BTFO.
Kek is here to end your mental slavery. Praise him or die.

Jesus and His second coming are not going to happen in this century, maybe in 22nd century. Untill then, Kek is the only God.

...

We've had more proof of kek's existence in this thread than in 2000 odd years of christfag bs. Care to prove your God exists?

For the love of kek please archive this thread

Ok don't believe in Jesus or anything else but this is ridiculous. Some oldfags made all you newfags look like a bunch of uncultured lowlife morons!