HAPPENING

ATTACK going on right now in Paris

Apparently there's a hostage situation going on in a church, probably coming from the (((religion of peace)))

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ledauphine.com/france-monde/2016/09/17/alerte-attentat-declenchee-dans-une-eglise-du-centre-de-paris
periscope.tv/RemyBuisine/1mnGeYovYNNGX
youtube.com/watch?v=3mPYW9F00uA
youtu.be/7DiWxcilWtU?t=11s
youtube.com/watch?v=0CkNUY2BENw
lemonde.fr/police-justice/article/2016/09/17/une-fausse-alerte-entraine-une-operation-d-envergure-dans-le-centre-de-paris_4999386_1653578.html
rt.com/news/359661-paris-police-reports-hostage/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

K.. keep me posted.

Link?

I was starting to worry we might get into double digits!

>source
ledauphine.com/france-monde/2016/09/17/alerte-attentat-declenchee-dans-une-eglise-du-centre-de-paris

>periscope near there
periscope.tv/RemyBuisine/1mnGeYovYNNGX

stomp the frog
make them pay
i want to see
dead cucks today

Godspeed

>hostage situation in paris
>in a church

there are still people who go to churches in paris???

Operation over

>i go home now

A happening, on my birthday? Thanks Kek!

his digits are weak
but the truth he speaks
o great kek bless me
with the numbers I seek

youtube.com/watch?v=3mPYW9F00uA

cuck me now or cuck me later
lock me inside a refrigerator
cuck my wife and cuck her son
that's what I call family fun

kek is that to the beat of this?

youtu.be/7DiWxcilWtU?t=11s

You fucking bigots think you can just assume this was the work of Islam? Fucking racist, bigoted, closed minded, dark hearted, Drumpfkins. Fuck you all.

The level of autism required to make this connection should have killed you by now.

But seriously, Farscape > Firefly.

they failed to appear
thou with a loose rear
now watch this get
godspeed mehmet

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My heart goes out for all the innocent muslims that will be blamed for a radical few.

>Innocent muslim
Haha user, good one!

the kraut doth joke
but soon he shall woke
to streets of blood
and air of smoke

> few

all gods are dead
it's all in your head
...or so we've been led
all hail Styx the undead

You better be fucking lying you faggot

Happy birthday.

pic related

False alarm. Police just reported a "No alert" status.

Confirmed false alert. Nothing happened it seems.

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What to know about the alert attentant

-A Bomb alert was triggered around 16:30 for a possible attack in the center of Paris. It's Saint-Leu church was targeted.

-Very Quickly, the police prefecture of Paris cordoned off the area around the Chatelet, where are the Pompidou Centre and Les Halles shopping center. A helicopter was mobilized and large police forces.

-Shortly After 16.45 the alert was raised, "no danger" being reported.

-It Would be a hoax, according to police headquarters.

-A Press conference was announced to explain what happened.

Source: ledauphine.com/france-monde/2016/09/17/alerte-attentat-declenchee-dans-une-eglise-du-centre-de-paris
Stick the address into google, select translate the page.

do you think they'll say 'its not an islamic terror attack' still?

The West will fall
God help us all
ISIS will claim
But it is the Kikes we blame

>innocent
>muslim

kek'd

This might sound very swedish, but I hope the muzzies kill as many christian whites as possible, for the greater good

Dubs decide the amount of deaths.
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very based christians yes
youtube.com/watch?v=0CkNUY2BENw

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Islam isn't a race, retard. You can't just call people "racists", you bigot, we're one big human family. My goodness, why is it always racebaiting and divide and conquer with you """liberals"""

THERE'S NO FUCKING HAPPENING STOP THOSE THREADS
I REPEAT
NO HAPPENING
NO HAPPENING

witness me. 1

dumb fucking retards, nothing happened. fucking sensationalist

nvm fixed it :)

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ID'S HABBENIN

Happy birthday take my dubs as a gift

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0 but the church is demolished and replaced by a parking lot.

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kek

shit

1488

> religion of peace

Good I thought ISIS had given up.

FUCK YOU FRANCE I HOPE YOU BURN

There's constantly news about rapes, stabbings, assaults, murders etc. Who cares? It's not a happening anymore unless the body count is higher than a 100.

so who did they shift the blame one this time? /r9k/, Cred Forums, Cred Forums for a change, or did they feel like isis lost some reputation in the last while and thought they have to make their name more associate with fear again?

6 million

kek wills it

Fuck France !

The oppressive, evil Christians weren't welcoming enough, so naturally the peaceful Muslims were forced to murder them.

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more info pls frogs

It's been over for a while. The nigger said it in the periscope stream.

We need to unite agains Islam.

There is no happening. Wrong alert according to actual news.

>(((religion of peace)))
((())) means Jewish, Jews hate Muslims
Learn to meme

>periscope.tv/RemyBuisine/1mnGeYovYNNGX

>horizontal periscope
god bless the french

jesus works in mysterious ways

PRAISE BE.

Nice dubs kek approves.

The French just can't catch a break can they

There was a thread yesterday complaining about no happenings, I posted to be patient and it would probably be france again.

I dunno why its mostly France and not much in other states. Maybe Germany is just better at hiding it.

1488 killed

It's ' religion of """peace""" ', not (((religion of peace))), you fucking newfag

6 million

Happy birthday burger

Yes a ""prank""
Now they now in how much time the police can arrive, with how many cops and if the base protocol has a helicopter flying (it does).
It's like invading airspace to test the enemy times of reaction.
I bet on an attack soon.

France has a 12% muslim population. People mostly give Sweden and Germany shit for their cuckery but France has been dying faster than any of them.

Another thing: in the periscope stream it was full of laughing arabs and niggers, guess why

dam son nice one

none

Frexit when?

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It's a hoax.
For those that can understand French:
lemonde.fr/police-justice/article/2016/09/17/une-fausse-alerte-entraine-une-operation-d-envergure-dans-le-centre-de-paris_4999386_1653578.html

Wait, where the rumours started? It was the app?

BBC say that there was a pipe bomb in New Jersey.

Is it happening lads?

Happy birthday nigger. Mine was Monday.

testing testing response time and tactics and crying wolf a few times will lower responder alertness. major attack next week

never, not as long as their government says shit like, "Terrorism is something we're just gonna have to deal with." Anyways, I hear Britain has bounced back from Brexit, not that the media would ever admit it.

Why would your wife's boyfriend concern himself with happenings in NJ?

happy birthday

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reminder that the french have to learn to live with terrorism or else you are a bigot

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no survivors

>Chatelet
>Shadilay

Is meme magic real?

3

Checked

Is that Eddy Murphy?

We have 5 times the number of muslims they do, that's all. Higher % of muslim, higher frequency of attacks

The french destroyed Christianity and replaced it with the French Revolution (aka Jewish Revolution). They had it coming.

Hundreds

30 HIGHWAY PANCAKES

8 LETHAL STABBINGS

2 HONOR KILLINGS

AND A GAY BAR KILLING SPREEEE

The Briddish stock market was going up by the end of the day on Brexit anyway. I also like how "Brexit destroyed muh economy" even though the price for goods hasn't changed for them anyway.

Brexit was some of the most fun I've had this year, lefty tears are always the best. Fuck Scotland and fuck Ireland.

So did something happen?

no

well you're right. false alarm
rt.com/news/359661-paris-police-reports-hostage/

So what are you going to do about it?

I like how you say that like it's ALS or an inoperable tumor, something slowly killing you that's just a fact of life.

You faggots really are surrender monkeys ...

supreme b8 friendo

6.000.000+

Do you live in Paris?

How long must we watch our people suffer?

Fuq

oh shit MY HABBENIN FIX

FINALLY

It was a hoax people, somebody called saying there were armed men everywhere, police and special forces were deployed but not a single silly muzzy in sight. Confirmed by Paris Police Department. Go homes good fellas, maybe next time

clean up your country first then start at the nest

alawho snackbar

happy burgday, this digits are for you, check em

perfect

check this,
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Europeans, it's time to take your nations back.

Get your guns and orga- oh wait....

well done

That's why they want to take your guns away.
Don't let them.

Checked

and don't worry, we never will.