>Get /fit/ and train in the Royal marines
>leave to become mercenary
>join hardcore outfit
>do nothing but team building exercises and occasionally get sent to other bases to fuck around with guns.
Why is my life so fucking dull, the world is overrun with mudslime and I have not done anything remotely interesting since I joined.
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>yfw you realize even mercenaries are cucked by political correctness
>When you nut but she keep sucking
You work for a private security firm or some cowboy outfit of mercs?
It's because you're English.
Private security, history of doing stuff all over from maritime contracts to stuff in the Philippines, but nothing lately, at least nothing in my grade anyway.
But we are the best! Being English cant mean that I will always be given safe work can it?
When was the last contract your company got?
And is at least the payment good?
I was planing if my life becomes dull to attend military academy and join mercenaries.
Last contact was for Tesco I shit you not, the armed branch has had nothing in seven months.
Pay is okay you can raise a family on it but the juicy stuff is danger pay and I have not gotten an opportunity to get any.
How did you join the mercenary business? Did they contact you when you left the marines? Did you ever kill a bunch of niggers while on mission in Africa?
It's pretty clear you need to found your own PMC and start training NEETs for the Beta Uprising.
I have a couple of buddies I served with did contracting work and most of it they said is boring guard duties in Saudi or Kuwait.
Knew some friends who work tech for the company and they got me an in for when I got out of the Marines.
I have never killed anyone, I haven't even been in a fight since I joined.
That option does not sound to profitable.
I haven't even done that, I get told they are waiting for something that suits me and then get sent to do more training in Europe.
All I do is train and shitpost online.
Wait until after the US elections. No matter who wins there will be a war and some oil field or VIPs will need security.
In all seriousness though. I'm sure plenty of people would pay good money to get military training without having to sign their life away for however many years it is.
If you have the relevant knowledge why not share it with a good cause and make loadsa money in the process?
How would you advertise that shit.
>NEET Virgin looser with disposable income? I will train you to kill people!
I didn't even know you guys used guns, I thought they gave you tactical whistles or something
I mean, I'd join.
The restrictions we have to work with make training in the UK almost worthless but we have free EU movement so its all good.
>leaving the royal marines
Go fuck yourself.
Fuck you my pay is way better out and there is way less unessessary shit to deal with.
But if the Royals called for support they have mine, Royalist vs Parliamentarian Civil war when!?
How /fit/ are you? I want to get in shape for the impending war for Western civilization but I don't know what to do.
>Implying the survivalist market isn't massive.
You advertise it as a fitness / self defence / outdoorsman venture. People come on the 6 week course, or the weekly meeting or whatever.
Then when you get to know the people you can approach some of them and offer specialist training. Obviously the legalities might be difficult but I guess that's true of mercenary work too.
And I'm sure there are plenty of criminal / white supremacist ventures that would pay big bucks for military training.
Yeah, that's pretty good
Probably. If a random sandnog merc dies it's no biggie
A white British citizen? That'd be a real liability and would be polemical. No PS company wants that
Fuck that is not a bad idea, I will look into it, if anything happens it will be in Plymouth or Cornwall.
Parliament lad
See you on the battlefield mate, nothing personal just serving my sovereign.
I am quite fit, I still follow the Program from the marines, I recommend that you find a military program you like and stick with it or do 20% less, you will be fine with that, anything less and you are worthless.
You're welcome. Good luck, stay safe, and don't forget my discout.
Is there anywhere I can get the program you're doing?
The queen will die before then, I can understand you wanting to fight for her but who will replace her? Phillip the eternal jew? The ginger twats? Fuck em mate
Long as you are white mate, 10% white, 20% Supremacist.
Kidnap a random German, the more autistic the better, so long as they are not a coal burner who gives a fuck who they are.
Here is a PDF royalnavy.mod.uk
>Why is my life so fucking dull, the world is overrun with mudslime and I have not done anything remotely interesting since I joined.
Because you joined too fucking late fella - what, you think your date of birth is an excuse? Fuck yourself.
Here's a pro-tip from someone who's done what you joined to do; sign off and transfer to reserves. Live a normal life with a proper job while occasionally doing your 'weekend warrior' bullshit. Then if a war worth fighting does kick off you can get involved without having wasted X years of your life getting fucked about with bullshit/wanking in your pad while waiting for it.
What about all the happenings, there most be something coming up worthwhile.
Shit dude, thanks.
No problem mate, remember if you are just starting to take it easy, each week build yourself up bit by bit and you will be more then fit enough if you do 60% of what is recommended on that PDF (reading it now it looks a bit more hardcore then what I do day to day.)