Brit/pol/ - Easily the best Country! edition

>Nigel Farage 'bows out as Ukip leader with skinny dip off Bournemouth pier'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/16/nigel-farage-bows-out-as-ukip-leader-with-nude-skinny-dip-off-bo/

>Theresa May set to trigger Article 50 by February, EU's Donald Tusk says
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/16/theresa-may-set-to-trigger-article-50-by-february-eus-tusk-says/

>Bring back Britannia to rule the waves after Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/16/bring-back-britannia-to-rule-the-waves-after-brexit/

>After 1,200 years, could it really be time for the penny to be dropped?
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/16/traditional-british-penny-could-be-scrapped/

>Diane James becomes UKIP leader
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37387162

>Nigel Farage lays down the gauntlet to Theresa May in final speech as Ukip leader
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/16/nigel-farage-insists-he-will-support-new-ukip-leader-but-says-im/

>Theme
youtube.com/watch?v=L0bcRCCg01I

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-37395261
youtube.com/watch?v=y3TdJ4OZzGk
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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3788294/Government-s-spies-start-building-national-firewall-protect-British-internet-users-hostile-websites.html
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twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Please recommend me a good game to play

Something as good as the old Command and Conquer games used to be

Anyone got any decent pictures of Theresa May in which she looks like a g-milf?

CK2.

Smite

Also first for waifus :3

Business idea: Small businesses don't have to abide by minimum wage and the government subsidises the difference.

Doesn't that already happen with tax credits or whatever

If you like fast paced competitive games but don't really care for shooters or MOBA garbage and have the drive to become the best, Rocket League will consume your life.

Vicky 2 for that golden era.

if you want to work for aload of pakis & blairites, be my guest.

>my victoria 2 playtime is longer than all my relationships put together

is ck2 the best of those types of game?

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Victoria 2 is probably the best one.

Don`t remind me.

Nice map, got a template?

DELETE THIS

I haven't played Smite in ages, lad.

I remember Neith being p comfy.

mapchart.net has a template which you can colour directly.

Neith is best God desu.

An chéad post as Gaeilge

Very nice m8te, thanks

even though it's older?

Mar a oiread agus is fuath liom a ligean isteach é , tá Éire níos fearr ná an Bhreatain . mná níos fearr, cultúr níos fearr agus níos fearr OTI per capita .

Post the result.

Yes. Better era.

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Ayyy. Always make me smile.

Yep, Vicky 2 is brilliant.

They're all worth buying though. Sometimes I just feel in the mood to play some CKII

Maith an fear

Who /self-improvement/ here?

Starting today I'm going to stop wanking to interracial/cuck porn.

Reminder.

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Is Evanna Lynch an cineál cailín go bhfuil mé isteach , i gcomparáid le na cailíní Angla ghránna le feiceáil i pic a bhaineann leo.

Good first step cuckboy. I'm going to get a job desu.

I already don't do that, can I take the day off?

I'm really miserable today lads and I don't even know why.

You'll cave within 48 hours. It's a repeat attempt kind of thing before you get there.

this is the true story behind brexit.
I don't mind eatting dirt, aslong as its are dirty to eat.

Anyone else find Mhairi Black oddly sexy? I want to suck her toes.

...

I was 2 hours ago. Now i'm amazing.

I cant watch black dicks, i cant watch dicks, i dont like watching dicks fuck women, unless its my dick...

>She

That """lass""" has more testosterone in her toes than an entire university campus.

I just get angry when I see cuck porn not horny

>wanting to do anything over than skin SNP members alive

I find her, Kezia Dugdale, Karen Gillan and most other Scottish girls to be extremely sexy.

Still, I'd love for Mhairi to dominate me.

/self improvement also/ here

Today, I'm going to shitpost on Cred Forums all day

truth, kek confirms

naval action

take the HMS victory and go sink the french

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Is bean álainn í, cinnte.

Cén fáth go bhfuil tú ag labhairt as Gaeilge?
Cá bhfuil tú ag foghlaim an Ghaeilge?

youtu.be/fbhOzonNJB0?t=32m14s


FUNNY

>I want to saturate the workforce even more with migrants and lower the quality of life further

Please no.

So Trump made the point, which is a well known point, that the politicians who want to take away guns should first disarm their own security teams.

The Guardian took that point to mean that Trump is calling for the assassination of Hillary.

Retards.

Heh heh...

you can always spot a non-degenerate with a brain

>Feel like i'm going to explode
>Only on day 5 of Nofap
After 6 months of this it'll be either Death or a gf

MISCHIEF

i can only if the dude is better looking than i am..if hes uglier then no

also if a nigger male appears on screen i wont watch either.

do we have to leave right away? cant we drag it out like the 100 year war?

Back in the day I was the shit on some obscure forum, now I just shitpost on Cred Forums.

Have fun with prostate cancer

HERE COMES THE US, HOWDY EUROKEKS

>i used to be someone
>now im just another user

I know that feel bro.

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT THE FILTER WAS GONE

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You are being defrauded for the ideological advantage of religious lunatics. Your problems with masturbation, if you have any at all, are a symptom of a bigger issue not a cause.

I saw an BMWF couple in real life today near the train station and I just thought it was disgusting, weird to see how people get turned on by that stuff.

High sex drive when your young actually increases your risk of prostate cancer.

The study you're referring to only found a decreased risk for old people.

>tfw used to be popular

Disgusting. She looks like she's made from pudding dough.

Sky went with that headline too.

You're welcome for base Farage endorsing Trump whilst the Scotcuckoldlands want him to be banned.

Source:

webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20090127/masturbation-and-prostate-cancer-risk

or a jail time for rape

It's the same as zoophilia senpai

>For men in their 20s, "frequent masturbation" was two to seven times per week.

Are we going to banter the EU to death?

>tfw sometimes masturbate 5 times a day

I really need to stop.

Unless you're religious, noporn is really what matters. Where nofap is concerned just having some control over it is all you really want, once or twice a week tops, don't be a slave to your desires day in day out.

How many people must become conditioned to interracial relationships and cuckoldry by the prevalence of porn, it's watching other people fuck, once you get used to it, it's very hard to revert to normality unless you're Chad.

>frequent masturbation was two to seven times per week.

XCOM 1 and 2, Anno 1404, Battlefleet Gothic Armada and Bioshock

This is a v good game

>tfw no sex drive whatsoever
>tfw every few months ill have a day where I fap 6 times

Go see your GP about low test senpai
Low test is really bad for men

Did he legitimately endorse him? I only thought there was sort of a mutual agreement between the two.

Quitting porn altogether, its a hard, but I think it's for the best

>Pic from fucking 60 years ago

Fast forward to today and we present Niggertacostan.

You saying I've had low testosterone my entire life?
Doctor didn't find any problems a few years back, so I reckon i'm fine.

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Read that as Diane Abbot becomes UKIP leader for a second there

Whoops made a little mistake there.

She's sexy as fuck. Imagine her moaning as you suck on her toes.

What's your diet like? Do you exercise? Do you sleep well?

it goes unspoken

D'fhoghlaim mé é mar meas agam ar chultúr níos fearr , agus ceachtanna cheannach ar líne le bean áitiúil na hÉireann .

Obscure forums with 30-40 regulars are the best. The one I was with started as a gaming forum but we talked current events. It was redpilled as fuck too.

One of my greatest achievements was writing a hilarious fanfic where three of the members got married together.

I miss it all now.

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Ar feabhas ar fad!
Iontach, a chara.

>diet
healthy, cook all my own meals
>exercise
two 30-90 minute dog walks everyday
two hour long badminton sessions a week
one 3-4hour game of football
>sleep
quite bad, but it hasn't always been

Honestly I just reckon I have a naturally low sex drive.

Quick someone post that UK flag bearers picture with the Manx one

Not even once.
Gas yourself.

i was a clan mercenary for CS
Give me admin rights and ill play for you

Tá mé ag déanamh céim i Sasana , ach nuair a céim a bhaint amach mé , is dóigh leat go raibh mé in glacadh in Éirinn ?

Sounds pretty good overall m8. Maybe try weight training and fixing your sleep?
At least it doesn't sound like youre a Nu-male/neckbeard

Aww, I'm sure you'd eat her out if she asked.

Her dad is a tranny who used to do that BBC show about people reenacting historic battles on a computer simulation.

youtube.com/watch?v=nayUrtmKuc4

hmm

youtube.com/watch?v=nayUrtmKuc4

reminder that talking about your self improvement lessens your chance of sticking at it

And you know what, it's brilliant.

You are free, free from any negative reputation, you can be yourself, you haven't got to appease a unwritten form of decorum or any other shit.

You can be on the outside looking in as the online generation cucks itself with lies and fabrication.

You actually won, you just don't know it yet, you saw the light.

What have you bigots done today?

I've been out #DancingForRefugees

>if I get my kid to read out this statement I wrote about Brexit, I'll get extra good boy points from The Guardian!

I'm just a prime bit of NEET flesh.
I like to say I'd make the perfect house husband, only my wife wouldn't be getting much sex out of me.
I'm not bothered by my sex drive, i'm just baffled about those random fap days.
It's not like I even want sex on those days, I just wanna masturbate.

Maybe I'll try doing weights just to see what happens.

1st gen internet heros reporting in
I remeber when it sounded like a scotsman was singing under your desk when you try'd to connect to the internet

Would we have lost WWII without the Polish?

Dear Lord. Apparently Tory is out now, so they've got something new to march about.

Your village called.

Sea, i ndáiríre táim ag déanamh staidéir ar chéim chomh maith.

Tá a lán jabanna anseo, mba mhaith leat dul anseo.

TRAITORS NEED TO BE SHOT

I live about 5 minutes away. It's pronounced cookfield.

indyref2: caladonian boogaloo

now with more jock tears

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-37395261

Ar ndóigh , ba mhaith liom a bhfuil post sula dtagann tú .

Ba mhaith liom grá a fháil ar chailín mhaith Éireannach Caitliceach , agus cabhrú leis an ngeilleagar , chomh maith le tógáil clainne .

I'll be supporting Indyref 2, since Mhairi will be.

>Inappropriate use of an apostrophe
>Giving the finger like a classless sow
>Supporting a blithering socialist yahoo

Absolutely immoral.

Thinking of starting a weekly blog to give me something to do on a Thursday morning at work.

Is there much point?

I know my uncle lives there.

if you will enjoy it then do it lad, will it be about fashy politics?

Tá grá agam duitse
Beidh céad míle fáilte romhat.

>tfw no dour, Protestant, mono-cultural, austere, windswept Britain

youtube.com/watch?v=y3TdJ4OZzGk

Maybe you should just kill yourself on a Thursday instead

I can't tell what either of you are saying but I encourage further use of Irish on here and I hope you do it more. I'm going to learn Irish as a bulwark against the Universalising aspect of English as a global language.

Refugees speak English (well kinda). Muslims speak English. Liberal traitors speak English. Cuck media speaks English. Everyone speaks English. We have no secret language for ourselves. We cannot communicate privately. Latin would be a good choice but I'm Irish so I figure this will be cooler.

Tá áthas orm. Tacaím Éire , agus Poblacht na hÉireann a aithint mar thír níos fearr . Lá amháin , beidh mé ag teacht agus a bheith ina tírghráthóir Éireannach .

Yes, but more subtle than overt "fascism is good."

Have been wanting to write down why there is no such thing as the "alt right" for a while now so that when I talk to people about it I can have a more coherent argument at hand.

I live near neither a cliff or major road - so that would prove a little difficult.

youtube.com/watch?v=UxE0ATGNF5A

>there is no such thing as the "alt right"
but there are people that identify as it; TRS, Richard Spencer, Jared Taylor
it isnt every nazi frog poster on Cred Forums tho

We need more Pepe Hitchens.

Drawfags, get to it.

It will improve your ability to articulate and clarify your own ideas so it can't hurt even if nothing comes of it.

Say the Tories don't win 2020 in a landslide: Would Corbyn form a coalition with the SNP, LibDems, and Greens?

>We cannot communicate privately
Muh secret club.

Fuck you. Now I want some british ale.

An bhfuil mé ábalta ceist a chur ortsa?
Cá as thú? 's cá bhfuil tú i do chónaí?

This. In the meantime, does anyone have a Theresa May pepe?

Possibly, quickly following by me getting the fuck out of this country as quick as possible.

Fán fad ort homaighnéasacha tú

Of course. I am from Chester, and I am living currently in Cambridge, for study.

He should just purge them all

just like all those lefties that moved to canada last year?

Everytime I hear something about the SNP, I can't help but hate them more

Yes. I do not count xenos, muds and cucks as part of my group. If you have a problem with this, you can kill yourself.

People more interested in publicising themselves and seeking panel space on Channel 4 news alongside John Snow do not constitute a political movement. The "alt-right" is simply the """""""""""conservative""""""""" party and liberal media rediscovering that the majority of the Conservative support base is, in fact, conservative and not the ideological construct of their metropolitan bourgeois fantasy.

Good point. I don't intend to publicise it aside from perhaps posting it here once a week as I update it.

Thank you.

Next edition is sexy Mhairi Black edition.

>Cambridge
It's not like I wanted an offer from you or anything! B-baka!

>channel 4
>conservative party
you seem to be mixing up a primarily american movement with english politics

I would rather shove my private parts into the jaws of a shark than go near that thing.

Why don't you make up your own secret language like youngs girls do?

Blaab blaab bit bit twiddle dee doo.

Ar ndóigh. Tá mé as Chester , agus mé ag maireachtáil faoi láthair i Cambridge , do staidéar .

Why? She'd be amazing in bed, I'm sure, and I fantasize about her feet loads.

underage and b&

Wow,
Bhuel tá Gaeilge níos fearr ná roinnt daoine in Éirinn agatsa.

oh yes dial up Kek

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3788294/Government-s-spies-start-building-national-firewall-protect-British-internet-users-hostile-websites.html
I'll just leave this here.

Because my genetic heritage is Irish so I have a duty to my ancestors to learn it.

The terminology may have originated in America but it will be coming here. In some respects, it already has. I remember during the run up to the UKIP conference last week Channel 4 ran a piece that compared aspects of the "alt right" to UKIP, noting opposition to mass immigration (which is a conservative position) as the reason why.

It's the latest attempt to brand people who hold conservative opinions as somehow abnormal. They are attempting to distance the word "conservative" from what it actually means.

I assure you, within the next year you will have heard the term used in Parliament and it will enter political discourse.

there are also man who think there women, and have there dick chopped off, I'd take these Alt-right people as delusional anachists

Why haven't you got a job yet?

Why haven't you got a gf yet?

Why haven't you passed your driving test yet?

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

Tá mé tiomanta do fhoghlaim sé . :) Mar a dúirt mé , measaim Irish cultúr níos fearr i ngach slí .

Company of Heroes for that command and conquer feel.

Sins of a Solar empire for great multiplayer and space based fun.

Supreme Commander for true strategy and fully simulated battles.

I've never felt the need to have any of those

Please come back at 3am when the rest of you are awake

Another Mhairi for you all.

Hey lads, I'm a couple of days from starting university having been living outside the UK for a good few years (and wasting three years doing liberal arts). What are unis like these days? It's a top 10 law school, so I'm expecting it to be halfway decent in terms of teaching, but I have no idea about culture.

because the system is over flowing with people, the fact that its easyer to get work abroad should be a wake u call for the elites who call them self "british"

Go n éirí leat led chuid staidéar :)

How fucking low can you get, using your kid as a political tool. It's so obvious she's just spouting the bullshit her parents told her too. And on the points they made, can these middle class left wing wanker parasites not see how fucking condescending they are? "You uneducated plebs shouldn't have even been given the choice, you don't know what's best for yourselves. Stop voicing concerns and having a say, we know best, you're just bigots." They're fascists pretending to be saints, they hate democracy, they hate the working class, they dispose anyone who doesn't parrot their luvvie bullshit. I can't fucking stand them.

>Because my genetic heritage is Irish so I have a duty to my ancestors to learn it.
That's a much better answer.

>Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

Tbh I'm pretty sure if handguns were fully legal and easily purchased I would have killed myself by now

>autist detected

I bet she likes being spanked hard an fucked up the bum !

Kek

>BBC show about people reenacting historic battles on a computer simulation.

Time Commanders?

That was fucking class, would love to see something like that again with updated graphics

Go raibh míle maith agat go mór , deartháir Éireannach bunaithe .

unic*

>Kebab detected

>you'll get to tell your grand kids about the man called nigel that gave us our country back

We should bring back Aenglisc desu

I'd want her to dominate me. I'd suck her toes and eat her out all night.

>job
I have no work ethic due to school being too easy & lax.

>gf
The benefits of a relationships don't outweight the negatives or being around women my age for prolonged periods.

>driving
I like walking and don't have the money to learn, nevermind buy a car.

>kys
I'm waiting for Robin Hobbs next book to come out.
Also, don't want to make my family sad.

>The terminology may have originated in America
This annoyed me slightly, I was a bit cheesed off on the day a Jewpedia page was made for it.

The 'Alt-right' mentality was long in existence before Trump but somehow it's all attributed to this?.

As shit as they've been for the last few decades

Lads

It was the Total war engine
really liked it

>tfw it all comes rushing back

Why does r/uk hate the poor so much?

>Filth haha

sauce?

What? Please elaborate.

>thinks they will be sad

>Robin Hobbs
i randomly bought one of her books the other month but havnt touched it yet, which is the best to start on?

Just got back from Sainsbury's Induction day lads.

fuck me it was boring, seems like a good company to work for though. And I'll be working nights 10pm-8am so I get to listen to my MP3 player while working on the shop floor because there's no customers around.

Gonna download some audio books and shit. Pretty hyped for this job tbqh

Because it proves their libercalcuck bullshit wrong and studies have shown people would rather double down than accept they were wrong when presented with contrary evidence.

I was joking with you hence the
>haha

Yeah nah, sorry. True Brit, born abroad into an expat family. I even went to boarding school in Sussex.
So I'm going to have to bite my tongue when they come out with views I don't agree with? My place prides itself on being a "European" university.

So are you saying that the idea doesn't appeal to you?

sounds comfy m8, you think you can do nights long term?

Good lad well done !

It is simple conservative values.

What defines it?

Opposition to mass migration.
Opposition to multiculturalism.
Opposition to political correctness.

What is it for?

Preservation of Western culture.
Preservation of free speech.
Opposition to globalism and foreign intervention.

Every single one of these points is a view held by the majority of the supporters of our conservative party, likewise the Republican party. And always has been. There is polling data that demonstrates this.

The "alternative right" is actually the pivot from the major parties that has taken place towards neoconservatism (which is badly named, there is nothing conservative about it). They are the "alternative", for they have hijacked the party and name towards their ends.

Yup, contracted for 30 hours work, three ten hour night shifts a week.

Cheers mate.

Fun fact: Sainsbury's invented rationing in WWI, the British Government liked it so much that in WWII they ran it out across the country.

>actually loved by my family and I love them

Sorry you don't have this user.

Probably at the start with Assassins Apprentice.
It's not the best written, what with it being her first, but the following books just keep getting better and better.
If you like what you see then you've got 12-15 good books ahead of you, all in the same universe.

youtube.com/watch?v=IGPFyqBnOAg

This was a top stream lads, stormfaggot version can fuck off because it doesn't fit the moment at all.

Get used to the millennia libbcucked student lefties m8

Nah I would dominate her an make her my slut

>Robin Hobbs
What's her political views like? I have a hard time enjoying stuff that I know was made by someone with insane political views.

>Preservation of Western culture.
>Preservation of free speech.
>Opposition to globalism and foreign intervention.
this sounds like something milo would claim the alt right is about
the alt right is about white nationalism, race realism, the JQ

As if. She's probably got more test than you, and is a very dominant personality,

thanks

Witcher 3

Good storyline, 100 hours+ of gameplay with the main story and no pandering to oppressed minorities.

Ay lads


Got any more conservative authors/thinkers?

Been looking to read more of this

You're right. But you cannot overtly say these things, they have to be dressed up.

People at large know what is going on, with regards to ethnic replacement. They do not dare say it, though. So we hide under banners of "Western" culture.

But everyone knows what it means.

>the alt right is about white nationalism, race realism, the JQ
It really isn`t, not that it isn`t a meme ideology that barely exists either way.

>Why haven't you got a job yet?

I do

>Why haven't you got a gf yet?

I'm married

>Why haven't you passed your driving test yet?

I have

>Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

Tried 3 times and failed, so I worked at making my life better instead

I don't think I've ever seen her say anything political.
One of the main characters is a bit androgynous, not fully human, maybe gay, if that triggers you.

>no pandering to oppressed minorities
>geralt tries to be nice to all the 'monster' minorities
>repeatedly shows not all monsters are bad guys
>lots of dindunuffin creatures being persecuted by white males
>muh strong female characters

Don't worry about that fag. All British diaspora should return to the island and make kids with British women. And also fight against the muzzies.

Then spell it cookfield. It's like cockburn. Spell it how it's pronounced.
Fucking English Towns. I'll help you spell the next town:
Wushtesheer

>It really isn`t
what do you base this on?
>not that it isn`t a meme ideology that barely exists either way.
tru but in the current year things are going to start on the internet

Just found this on her twitter.

I shan't be reading her books.

There's a gay guy I know from university at the refugees welcome march

I actually hope he gets thrown off a roof now. He is actually quite a nice and pleasant guy as well but after seeing all these tweets and pictured hes sharing I can only conclude that he was not meant to pass on his genes. He won't regardless anyway.

Where were you when you took the Joe pill?

>Tried 3 times and failed
So basically, you weren't REALLY trying to.

m8 you cant let that stuff bother you, i cant stand lefty comedians but when it comes to music, art and literature as long as politics arent overt then who cares just like what you like

>confirmed for not playing the game

Seconded. I play Smite all the time with my friends, it's really fun and there's new content and gods and whatever all the time

No. I'm in no way even anti-Polak, but this obsession with a few Polish pilots fighting out of concern for their own nation (not ours) is getting out of hand. The people of Britain contributed hundreds-of-millions of pounds and military aid to the Greeks in their fight to throw off the Ottoman yoke. Does that make them hypocrites for criticising British holidaymakers getting pissed and passing out in the streets of Greece? Using the logic of the average 21st century Anglo liberal it does.

>geralt tries to be nice to all the 'monster' minorities

You can still just kill them all instead you know. You don't have to be nice to them.

>lots of dindunuffin creatures being persecuted by white males

I'd take elves and dwarves over niggers and spics in my games anyday tbqh

thinking of going to Venezuela for a sex tour

Next edition is Mhairi Black edition.

Fucking kek'd hard at this. Didn't think anyone else here watched him.

I guess not, but it helped put things into perspective for me.

We all do at OO chan lad...

I can't help it, m8.

I get this niggly feeling inside whenever I try to enjoy something made by someone with insane political views.

Just recently, I refused to watch Sacha Cohen's new film because I know he mocked Trump in it.

Maybe I'm just autistic.

this girl at work and I keep exchanging glances a lot, she sits with me at lunch and I generally make her laugh a lot, but she has a boyfriend so I feel really upset, she is unavailable and this guy fucks her probably 4-5 times a week I suppose while I just hunch over my laptop and wank like the pathetic singleton that I am.

>professional liar

Just pandering to SJWs for more sales.
Also, that charity thing is supporting refugees in actual refugee camps, I don't have a problem with it.

>All these people talking about some shitty author.

Why not just read Joe Abercrombies First Law series?

every single modern fantasy author is a leftist, no exceptions

Same, passed my driving test and everything today but I still feel down. I also moved away from home today and now I'm sitting here all alone

I think that's it

Also before underaged b& I'm just a really shit driver. Started late and took ages

I've completed all the DLC mon ami.

Got Uni on Monday, I'm studying from home, what should I do?

Am I supposed to make friends?

The SNP have some qts tbqh

>how edgey can I be - the series

His plots are shit even if the writing and characters are pretty good.

tfw 23 and doing my driving test in 1 month

i thought i could put it off forever

What's his political views like?

>studying from home
>friends
forget it lad

Because these are the people who browse it desu familia

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Yet you've got an objectively incorrect opinion on what the game portrays half the time. Sounds as though you played like a cuck and are mad the game dared give you the option of choosing how to act.

leftist

Join some societies or something

Don't be a loner at university, you'll regret it

He takes the "I dislike all politicians" stance.

Seems very centrist, and not in a Blair way.

>not liking grounded edginess

wewlad

Don't worry

I failed my first time but you only need one good drive and you're set for life!

I'm still waiting for the version of this with Esoteric Jahanism coming in at 5.

>thinks game giving you choice matters
>developers clearly try to make you feel bad when you do 'bad'
>even geralt remarks "that wasnt very nice of me"

Like that millennial bait game, Life is Strange, the developers clearly preferred certain choices.

I shan't be reading his books.

Given that I do not give 2 fucks about what happens down south which doesn't affect me.

Can any Englanders explain why they get so enraged and triggered by Scottish independence.

I think it'd be good for everyone.

If you're from Orkney or Shetland I would bomb you into the ground for not accepting your Scottishness.

It's piss easy to be honest. You don't truly learn to drive until you've passed your test.

Relax, pay attention and don't do anything stupid/dangerous and you'll pass no problem.

You'll make friends, studying from home will save you a bunch, just make sure to go out and enjoy yourself. Join at least one society, too

Like I said, everyone in the sci-fi and fantasy cultures is a leftist, conservative authors are outcasts

>Can any Englanders explain why they get so enraged and triggered by Scottish independence.

WE DON'T.

We get sick to death about you Porridge-wogs droning on about it all the time.

You had your chance and you failed - your just a bunch of salty complainers.

it seems like it would make us both weaker because of >muh being ruled by westminster and >muh braveheart
but do what you want tbqh we english taxpayers subsidise you louts

everybody hates Glasgow.

Fear of rejection. No one want to be jilted partner

Just got a motorcycle today, so much fun.

He wasn't like that when he wrote his first trilogy.
However, after reading more of his books it becomes apparent that he has been corrupted.
When you read "Best Served Cold" you know he has been lost to the dark side.

Does Britpol ever do a Question Time thread?

>loses one battle
>cause is lost forever. despair!
this is what you actually believe

also there is literally nothing wrong with porridge

Always

Nope. Definitely shan't.

This is why I like James McAvoy, he refuses to make political statements because he knows some of his fans might be put off by them.

Because SNP retards complaining about perfectly natural features of democracy as somehow forms of English tyranny.

>game lets you play like a cuck or noncuck
>you play like a cuck
>insist this doesn't matter

Devs are Polish who tell SJWs to fuck off rather regularly as The Witcher is often decried as racist and sexist etc. Elves are racist to Dwarves/Humans, Dwarves are racist to Elves/Humans, Humans are racist to Elves/Dwarves. A running theme is that multiculturalism doesn't fucking work yet you claim that this is "pandering to oppressed minorities"

desu lad you're probably just intentionally trying to put a SJW spin on everything instead of paying attention to what happens.

Every episode m8, look out for it next time it's on

Gonna see Anthropoid with my mum and dad tonight lads

Who /big boy/ here?

>If you're from Orkney or Shetland I would bomb you into the ground for not accepting your Scottishness.
Good satire, exactly that.

it's funny because all these lefty tossers worship Tolkien who was a Conservative and none of them can come close to his writing

>3 times and failed

F for effort mate

Why would we need a say in Europe

>nothing wrong with porridge

Indeed and as a breakfast it is nutritionally superior to the 'Full English'

Nobody on this side of the border gives a shit m8. Scotland stands to lose a lot more than we do.

>no more free money from westminster
>get kicked out the EU for seceding from your member state

Retardamainers think that when we leave the EU we'll want to follow all EU laws anyway.

I would slap that out of her haha
>and ?
that forehead
Keep calm an pass m8
Hitler youth society ?

I think the best plan of action for the government is simply to deny all further Scottish Independence referendum requests.

If Scotland decides to leave anyway, they won't be allowed to join the EU. If they get violent they won't be allowed to join the EU.

strawpoll.me/11244380

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clearly hasn't had a full SCOTTISH breakfast

are u even trying?

pfff, even better than a "Full Scottish"
(the same but with haggis aswell as black pudding)

and, I just don't know what to do after finding out she has a bf.

Lads is there any based fantasy novelists? I would like to read one to be honest.

NEW THREAD.

Brief reminder that our Welsh bros saved us from Remain and Scotcucks.

Make the next thread a Welsh edition.

the Queen would be pleased

Of course they are, the publishing industry is quite literally controlled by women.

>Hitler youth society

Whatever you fancy lad, one with girls is a Brucie bonus

>Reading Buzzfeed article "We Asked 12 People At The UKIP Conference To Define Brexit For Us"
>Read comments
>"How gobsmackingly delusional these cretins are. How can they say brexit is about becoming more outward-looking, or protecting the poorest? Through their stupidity, we've cut ourselves off from the world and set society on course to a place where selfishness and greed reign"
>look at his Facebook profile
>Pic related

>intentionally putting sjw spin
Na mate i'm just having you on a bit.
I love Witcher 3.

welsh are just englishmen with sheep and cheese on toast

the min wage needs to be £10 an hour really an ban zero hour contracts

cub scouts
or girl guides

>set society on course to a place where selfishness and greed reign"
wait are we talking about globalism or brexit here?

£9 will do you pig.

Be a mate to her an see if she has any gf for you to date
eww shite on a plate
Nazi uniforms yum thats why I like 'Allo 'Allo!

>In July 2016, the BBC put out a call for applicants for a supposed third series of the show.

>tfw going into third year studying at home
>made no friends
>never had a job
>can't drive

An hero when

Thanks Boss

At Uni.

Not fussed about one

Haven't had the time, probably next year.

Cause I've been making it by the skin of my teeth, and I thus have a chance to succeed.

You realize this increased risk is because of high test causing prostate cells to grow right?

Id rather the sheep

>Vampire_the_masquerade_bloodlines_bar_dancing.gif

I do hope this is true reeeee

Thats nothing, in my house hold we have a specialty, its called: Muk in a bowl.
your normal fry up:
eggs
bacon
sausage
mushrooms
fry'd bread

all cut into tiny pieces, covered in tomato sauce and mixed together in a giant until it looks like; Muk in a bowl.

best shit ever.

>Why haven't you got a job yet?
Scared and don't want money
>Why haven't you got a gf yet?
Shy, anxious, permavirgin, self loathing
>Why haven't you passed your driving test yet?
Never needed too though I'm considering learning
>Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
Can't do that to my parents

>Why haven't you got a job yet?
I do
>Why haven't you got a gf yet?
I broke up with my ex some months ago and I still don't want to get to get into another relationship for the time being.
>Why haven't you passed your driving test yet?
Public transport
>Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
I've never been pushed far enough to actually do it. Close, but not quite. Plus I already lost a sibling to suicide so that would be a massively cunty thing to do to my parents.

Yummy !
I hate jock haggis an black puddings
I will leave the fryd bread as dont want to over do the cholesterol hahaha

((Hugs)) regarding the sibling lad


>Why haven't you got a job yet?
Im on the sick
>Why haven't you got a gf yet?
I have had many I need a break from it as they drain you ,an not just the cum haha
>Why haven't you passed your driving test yet?
I have
>Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
Tried many times failed an It isnt working for me that says my shrink, imagine Final Destination type stuff haha

>cholesterol
The french have the most cholesterol in there body yet have a great life expectancy, they say its all about olive oil

Don't worry user, it sounds like we're on very similar paths