> be at work in dark room looking for something > can't fine light so turn on camera torch and set it up on table > find what I'm looking for, leave forgetting my phone.
Hour later 2 chicks come up to me, say they found my phone and went through the pictures to see who owned it.
I've got pictures on there of my cock in between two pieces of bread, and myself pissing into the water resovoir of my water flosser (it was for something on a forum).
Not to mention my reaction folder in there with Pepe's and trumps, and if they opened Firefox it would of went right to xvideo teen porn.
Any requests before I kill myself?
Jose Reyes
go killing spree in a mosque
Liam Cooper
keke wills ittttt
Ian King
Assassinate Justin
Jason Bell
kill yourself for not having a password on a very important personal device?
Jaxson Jones
They might want to fug you now :DD
Nathaniel Thomas
Ya sound like a piece of shit
Jayden Hall
Ok I get you're a fucking leaf. But why was your dick between two pieces of bread user
Joshua Nguyen
put a passcode on next time
Cooper Ward
I do have a password and thumbprint and encryption but since I left the fucking flashlight on it didn't lock...
Parker Williams
mine auto-locks even if the torch is on
Benjamin Harris
It was a meme on a forum I post on
Michael Cook
probably sent the pic to his boyfriend
Logan Martin
Ask them out like an alpha. Use the phrase "do you like water-sports?" Quit being such a little bitch or they will treat you like one. Show your dominance and you will make them wet.
Jackson Morgan
Lucky you..
Isaiah Parker
One is preggers and the other one hates me
Eli Gonzalez
whatsup android user
Parker Diaz
why you have all that degenerate shit on your phone anyways? dumbass. you should do that shit on a PC at home.
Carter Thomas
>Any requests before I kill myself? Why kill yourself, when all you have to do is kill THEM!
Also, >I've got pictures on there of my cock in between two pieces of bread don't take pictures of your cock, that's like a women's kind of stupid you dumb shit.
Jaxson Lee
Go for the one who ""hates"" you then.
Chase Cruz
>this hatefuck is the best fuck
Brody Turner
>going through the pictures on some random person's phone
i set my computer up to take photos and record where it is whenever someone incorrectly enters a password 3 times, and the entire drive is encrypted
the one time it got stolen i damn near burned down the house of the cunt who stole it
step your game up
Jaxson Flores
Yeah because my computer is handheld and has a camera..
Julian Carter
He was adding his favorite flavor to his sarnies
Adrian Diaz
Why didn't you?
Bentley Anderson
his dog was cute and i had a rare pepe folder i didn't copy beforehand
Blake Cox
this. but delete the trump images first
Christopher Sanchez
>Not having a password on your phone
Anthony Peterson
You have only yourself to blame don't take nude pictures, ever.
Zachary Cruz
What backwards ass phone do you have?
David Williams
>torch Someone fucking gas Canadians and Brits both. Unless your phone was on fire, it's not a torch.
Gabriel Foster
>a fucking leaf is your dick big? they probably liked it. would have been better if you had pics of you blowing a dog though.
Henry Ortiz
who cares? these chicks are strangers right? you'll likely never see them again and if you do and they say something to people call them liars.
Nolan Davis
>Not having a password lock on your cell Idiot. Also, pretty sure you described wrongful termination.
Matthew Martinez
Please be my ai gf
Connor White
Cheated on gf with a disgusting hooker
Wasn't even horny
Tired of gf bitching and pushing me away
Now I want her back
Ya OP I am dicing pretty fucking good at ruining my life
I deserve to fucking die, never cheated or paid for sex before.
Wyatt Diaz
Why doesn't your phone have a lock?
Zachary Lee
Why kill yourself? You can still shitpost here and no one knows that you are such a retard.
