We Went to a 10-Day Sex Party in Berlin

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"One night, I put on a black leather dress," he says. "Then, I found myself sat next to Seani Love – a hairy, bear of a guy – and he asked whose ass he should flog. Without thinking, I bent over his lap and he flogged my ass. In the moment, there was nothing I wanted more than that." Finn's girlfriend, who is lying next to us, says Finn's new developments are making her nervous.

>Finn

Hm, that's weird, sounds more like a swede to me

Gotta be honest though, shit doesn't surprise me coming from Germany. After the wall fell in 89' Germany let loose with it's incredible autism and repressed sexuality only matched by the Japanese

>A vulva exhibition she attended, involved women lying down with their legs spread, presenting their vulvas. The audience were asked to sit down in front of each woman for five minutes, and regard her vulva.

could be but does it really matter? We're back at berlin 1928 with people fucking on the street and animal shows inside night clubs

Weimar West everyone.

This cardhouse of degeneracy and weakness will fall in out lifetimes.

That's exactly what I thought of. 1920s Germany.

We need a german because I can't find the original article on german vice, apparently there's a site where these people meet
Yes but why in the fuck did it have to happen during our lifetime for fuck sake
>go to german sex shop
>entire section of surgical needles, electro stimulators with pinchers and a 1ft boot shaped dildo

>Yes but why in the fuck did it have to happen during our lifetime for fuck sake

What do you mean? This is a blessing my friend. Would you rather have been born in the 60'ies? If I had to watch the west destroy itself throughout my whole life i would have killed myself.


We are the lucky ones, we get to see it reborn.

Now all we need is mother daughter tag teams and gimpy hooker street. All the ingredients for the new reich are there.

This is such a goddamn cliche
no Germany is not a village with a giant coke fueled brothel next to it

>no Germany is not a village with a giant coke fueled brothel next to it
???

>10 day sex party

How do you even find events like this?

>How do you even find events like this?
you just have to go to germany apparently

You solve a puzzle box

But this is not a brothel my dear teutonic friend. They're doing it 4 3
You tell me, the original article is on vice de but I wasn't able to find it, apparently there's a main site
You're right but still it's a waste of time to repeat the same shit all over again when everyone has access to books and stuff

Fuck it I'm a retard
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There it is: the superiority of the Aryan race.

Hans mad because he was denied access to the swinger club.

>"Then, I found myself sat next to Seani Love – a hairy, bear of a guy – and he asked whose ass he should flog. Without thinking, I bent over his lap and he flogged my ass. In the moment, there was nothing I wanted more than that."
>Finn's girlfriend, who is lying next to us, says Finn's new developments are making her nervous.

>Art of Love
>Love
>Vapid sex with complete strangers
k.

écurie spéciale – the stable

Stable Master Mater Polonia creates a playing space in the old walls of the horse stable for all who want to be atmospherically inspired by stable smell and leather scent – and playfully meet dominant -submissive practices and their roles and want to try it. After the traditional training for maids and servants, Mater Polonia and her equipage opened solemnly the écurie spéciale for new amusements, Play Parties and performance.

Mares, stallions and their riders, slaves and mistresses in creative dresses are welcome here.

Let yourself be surprised by diverse experience rooms!

AYY, here's the horse fucking, 1920s here we come

There was a swinger's festival like 2 miles from me this summer. Yes it's degenerate but it's not like its anything but a weird niche for (mostly) ugly middle age perverts.

„Vulva-Rama“ Encounter
Silke vom Bauer and Birte Amar Petersen

The vulva: honored, vilified, exiled, shamed, misunderstood, hidden, mutilated.
The female body remains the subject of societal and cultural projections and distortions.
Our „Vulva-Rama“ encounter aims to exhibit, confront and to celebrate the female anatomy, while providing a safe setting for the models as well as the viewer.

Every vulva is unique. Nature has created a neverending landscape of female folds. The beauty standard in pornography and by plastic surgeons to form short and pleasant outer lips with Photoshop or scalpels and botox has prompted us to lift our skirts here.
Historically, the vulva hast he power to wake the dead or to drive out the devil. The lifting of our skirts can be a way to safe the world, describes the mythological perspective. But as long as shame and ignorance permeate our relationship with the vulva, we are not free to our female form. Our Vulva-Rama invites you to the feminie-genital-liberation-movement, it provides a canvas for creative exploration and a circle for redemption.

What happens inside of you, when you show your vulva here in this tent, or when you simply think about the possibility? How does it feel to be seen in this intimate way? Is there actually any power in this exercise? Can we experience a shift, a transformation in our own self-worth as a woman? Saving the world, one vulva at a time?

>10 days with sex therapists and people who "fit in"

I cant think of anything more boring than a sex festival for ten days with people who only think about sex

That shits only fun with novices who think theyre entering some bizarre new world

that's what Americans think about Germany
They think of it as a mixture of a Bavarian farmer village and a giant degenerate sex party

>Master Mater Polonia
im triggered.
its cultural appropriation, fucking degenerate germans fuck off, dont use such name

Cuddle Party /r9k/
I am thrilled to offer a Cuddle Party at the beginning of the festival. Cuddle Party is an advanced communication workshop cleverly disguised as a pajama party. The Opening Circle is a playful and fun way to get to know the other participants and to learn the Rules of Cuddling. You will learn to honor your internal Yes and No, your Maybe and your right to Change Your Mind.

Cuddle Party is an ideal place to explore non-sexual touch. You will experience the mental and physical benefits of touch and connection free from a sexual agenda and enjoy the light oxytocin high. Sharing in a Cuddle Party at the beginning of this festival will create a field of openness, intimacy and trust as well as a common language for negotiating connection. This foundation will support us individually and as a community when we venture into more sexual contact and play. Come dressed in pajamas or comfortable clothes for sitting and lying on the floor. Bring blankets, sleeping bags, pillows and other soft padding. Most important bring your playful self.
Always felt like this sort of degen is part of the ukeians culture, while germans are simply like the japs when it comes to dicks and vaginas

really, i lived for some time in berlin around 10 years ago and germany looked like polan, but richer

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No our typical degeneracy is getting fucked up on alcohol then catching herpes in an alley.

At least I don't think swinging is a bigger thing here than in other countries...

Op is just a virgin mad he doesn't get any nor he's invited to cool parties.

Tell me they aren't covered in shit please.

>10 days with sex therapists and people who "fit in"

I cant think of anything more boring than a sex festival for ten days with people who only think about sex

That shits only fun with novices who think theyre entering some bizarre new world

No thats ponyplay. People dress up as ponies and dom/sub eachother in that context

Source on festival.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3670810/Invasion-wife-swappers-Residents-idyllic-village-revolt-farmer-diversified-hosting-swingers-festival.html

Misworded maybe but you have a long history of crossdressing,fairy chasing and fucking in the woods and butt paddling, germans are little children when it comes to sex
This beauty was there waiting for you

who is that?
i dont know italian celebrities, m8

you guys were so lubed that if a 100 dirty Muslims with condoms would've raped you the doctor wouldn't even see the damage on your holes

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>germans are little children when it comes to sex

Have you seen their porn? Also German women abroad are even bigger slags that British women, which is an achievement.

Craigslist

They are not covered in shit please

Stop bully please :(

Can't we just stand together to fight this degeneracy guys?

He's on the main site, he's greek apparently. I did a 2+2 with your triggering, reminded me of the white male guy
Little children as in they don't talk about it, they don't do it often but when they do it they go full autism rage and do this kind of extreme shit

>they don't do it often but when they do it they go full autism rage and do this kind of extreme shit

Pretty much sums up Kraut culture tbqh

>Can't we just stand together to fight this degeneracy guys?
I've heard your women are even worse than American women when it comes to sexual promiscuity and degeneracy

WIR WAR NAZIS UND SCHEISSE
This is a social call from us at a time where more and more borders are established, increasing demands for even more rules occurred and where the freedom of love threatens to fall victim to a general control mania.

We live in a time that brings us further and further into a corner. We live in a time, where people and nations increasingly differentiate from each other. The main characteristic of the right-wing parties that just extend throughout Europe is demarcation. A climate of fear is getting around and erects fences: at borders, at housing developments, within ourselves. Everywhere borders are guarded again.

What demarcation and control mean in depth? Which apparent security they suggest?

Thanks, buddy.

>1 chick
>10 dudes

looks like a faggot party desu senpai

>>Finn
>Hm, that's weird, sounds more like a swede to me

You should know it's his name.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finn_(given_name)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finn_(surname)

btw
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>I've heard your women are even worse than American women when it comes to sexual promiscuity and degeneracy

And it's absolutely true, do you really think it's fun to be a white guy in Germany with a decent look?

Girls here only fuck the the guys with rich parents or shitskins.

>Girls here only fuck the the guys with rich parents or shitskins.

That is highly unfortunate.

>Girls here only fuck the the guys with rich parents or shitskins.

we both know that's not true, user.

I'm not getting any either though.

Germans being Germans.

Jesus Christ, don't these people have jobs?

>germans
>really working
pick uno, they have mastered the "frowny face in front of a computer screen so I look like I'm working really hard"

Hopefully there is a special place in hell for the people who made this possible.

Look, I like Alt+Tab as much as the next guy but I've got better things to do than run off to a 10-day orgy.

Alter

>altar

Some blonde slut who lives in my neighborhood rode the cock carousel pretty hard.
Saw her walking by with more guys than I can remember.
Currently it seems she plays the degenerate game with some shitskin.

Yeh but you're not german, after workworkwork you're left with playing with toy trains, get drunk on the shittiest beer known to man or fuck strangers in the boonies because your wife looks like the guy from tales of the crypt

there's always that kind of girl. There are others though.

German dogs made german men obsolete for the female gender.

Ive been to one of those. Pretty fucking wild.

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Honestly, I fucking hate Germans

Thanks for the keks fratello.

IMPERIVM when?

this is absolute degeneracy, leave this board for we have nothing to do with this.

When we start getting some sort of Edoardo Neveno in our country and the normals stop using the intertube only for fb and bravo commercials

>when grandpa was so utterly cucked by the russians that your german flag gets liberated too

No, we think of NAZIS. Feel shame, kraut suck some Achmed cock to repent.