What would you do if you found out you were jewish? Seriously though

What would you do if you found out you were jewish? Seriously though

Profit.

It would actually be a huge relief. Trying to save whites is a huge hassle and some days I wonder if these fucking idiots are worth it. I'd have my (suddenly Jewish) children still and could teach them how to profit from all the underhanded tactics I have warned them about.

*rubs hands*

I'd correct the jewish record and show people the shoah was a made up shitshoah and make sure people know israel has nukes so you can't send them aid anymore (at least america)


Don't forget it obama still goes through with that new aid to israel he's breaking the law and can be jailed so spread it!

Jail him and hillary.

Be pissed that I'm a poor white trash Jew.

Buddy up with the Jewry, and attempt to undermine them from the inside.

Embrace my newfound jewishness by profiting on the goyim.

Go on with my life rather than being a slave to circumstance.

Maybe start collecting sheckles and rubbing my hands.

celebrate the victory of the eternal ANGLO

Honestly, probably nothing. I would be alot more anti-Semitic though and if someone would call me on it I'd tell them I'm allowed because I'm jewish

My mom kinda looks like hila from h3h3.
How fucked am I?

Join the secret Jew society and rule the world obv.

Due to weird workings of jewery i just need to take some "jew test" to become a jew. My mother looks very jewish. and i had jews in my family 6 generations ago

Infiltrate their ranks and do as much damage as possible for the White race.

And how do you do that?

Get on the inside and take out as many as I could.

>tfw Swedish jew

Fucking kill myself.

They come to you in the night.

i'll do it for you f a m

>Who is Bobby Fischer

Shill for hill

Move to Israel
I did it and I have no regrets

Nothing, I was raised catholic, and I think Jewish culture and religion is cancer. But I would call liberals that disagree with me anti semitic, and I would become a "self hating Jew" by calling out the cancer that is Jewish culture.

The same thing as I am doing nowadays cause I am jewish.

Be pissed of that I'm not one of the wealthy Jews controlling the world.

Not care and carry on just like I do now?

Kek, jk, i'd start killing christian children so i could use their blood in occult rituals

manipulate the world economy as part of the illuminati.
Or become a director for Nickelodeon or the porn industry

>move to israel
>marry haredi qt
>have a bunch of neet kids and bring the country down from the inside

demand money from everyone around me

demand money for all my relatives that died in the schlomocaust

Religion has more to do with the way you are than how you are raised. It's all to do with cultural memes, even if you were raised Catholic, if you had Jewish ancestry you'd be at least slightly genetically Jewish because of Jewish practices. That's why Judaism and Jewish thought are such insidious forms of Cancer.

Thank god I was born on an isolated isle with very few Jews outside of London. We are fucked but at least our subversive elements can be differentiated by the colour of their skin for the most part.

I don't know user, I think its very cultural, look up Andrew Klavan, I think he was an atheist Jew who converted to Christianity, and he is a very intelligent man. Although he would probably be considered a cuckservative here, he isn't really Jewish, and is big on Jesus.

>implying we aren't already

I'm sure he is intelligent but he's the exception, not the rule. Just look at Thomas Sowell, he's an incredibly intelligent and articulate black but he's an anomaly when you compare him with the general black population in America.

Culture has a big part in 'activating' these cultural memes, that's why christians feel more at home around other christians and in christian places of worship; their entire being is telling them that it's where they belong. Jews feel no such sensation because they don't belong anywhere.

I am 1/4 kike and I hate kikes

Doesn't mean I'm Jewish.

>Jews feel no such sensation because they don't belong anywhere.
true, but they feel more comfortable in multicultural, urbanised cultures that are money driven and without solidified values. they hate the idea of a society with roots and unity because those are the societies that have shoa'd them. if they can make everyone as degenerate as they are they can be safer.

Ah, I see what you're trying to say, I agree mostly. Now Jews do have a place, that's Israel, it would be nice if they all went there.

I'm black so that means I'm already a jew.

It could be worse. I could be a cancer leaf.