Brit/pol/ - Sexy Mhairi Black Edition

>Nigel Farage 'bows out as Ukip leader with skinny dip off Bournemouth pier'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/16/nigel-farage-bows-out-as-ukip-leader-with-nude-skinny-dip-off-bo/

>Theresa May set to trigger Article 50 by February, EU's Donald Tusk says
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/16/theresa-may-set-to-trigger-article-50-by-february-eus-tusk-says/

>Bring back Britannia to rule the waves after Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/16/bring-back-britannia-to-rule-the-waves-after-brexit/

>After 1,200 years, could it really be time for the penny to be dropped?
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/16/traditional-british-penny-could-be-scrapped/

>Diane James becomes UKIP leader
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37387162

>Nigel Farage lays down the gauntlet to Theresa May in final speech as Ukip leader
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/16/nigel-farage-insists-he-will-support-new-ukip-leader-but-says-im/

>Theme
youtube.com/watch?v=L0bcRCCg01I

Other urls found in this thread:

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twitter.com/janemcculloch22
youtube.com/watch?v=WzqFDrohjro
fb.com/MrTechnicalDifficult/videos/1709393949107968/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/16/traditional-british-penny-could-be-scrapped/
theguardian.com/world/2016/sep/15/british-ambassador-to-saudi-arabia-completes-hajj-after-converting-to-islam
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3794462/Liberal-Democrat-says-schools-able-suggest-PROSTITUTION-career-pupils.html
youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
youtube.com/watch?v=3sPwLGOXd5U&list=WL&index=11
youtu.be/Rh-4gsDjAKg
youtube.com/watch?v=dmwqEg-06Ww
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youtu.be/8ewSpXOdB8w?t=2m38s
youtube.com/watch?v=b2JxKCtdczI
uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060820144922AAjlxW5
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Fuck this thread and that fucking ugly Scottish bitch

Fuck me, lad.

THIS THREAD IS CANCER, SO UGLY.

Why not? Aren't you desperate to suck her nationalist toes as well?

nth for KAREN

She has the mental capacity of Kurt fucking Cobain after the suicide

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In this video with Mr Guardian, Ms Black talks about how it's morally wrong for London to have more MPs than Scotland because Scotland is a "country" whereas London is merely a "city".

Scotland has 5.3 million people, London has 8.6 million.

Ugly desu

BLACKED

also my mate knows her from Partick Thistle games. she's a big fan.

>SNP
>nationalist

With jokes like that you should be in comedy m8

It would be interesting if Scotland becomes independent then you could make your meme dialect the national language (aside Urdu, Arabic and Somali of course

>just moved to London for Uni
>in my accom now
>sharing with 2 grills so far
orgies on the way, laddos.
How's the job market down here?

She's sexy as fuck.

Did she really get Blacked?

You're supposed to change the thread theme, lad.

This is three threads in a row.

Fresh links would be nice too.

Shit thread maker, OP.

Fucking lol

>Mhairi Black
>Owen Smith

I'm guessing this is much easier to watch if you hit yourself in the head with a lead pipe a few times first.

What do you identify as?

English or British?

London is pretty GOAT for jobs and nightlife
But it's expensive, dirty and full of non whites

t. E18

Welsh because I am not a cuck

English by Blood, British by State

...

First and foremost - English
British second

Nobody other than Londoners identify as British.

Enjoy doing all the cleaning my friend.
Modern women are messy as fuck, the only clean themselves, not their environments.
Jobs are good down there if you compare them to up north, however, the prices down there are far higher too so in reality it's worse.

You know what I meant, lad.

Shh, let them draw themselves out.

Land of Hope&Glory > Jerusalem >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rule Britannia >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> GSTQ

GSTQ is just an uninspiring tune and Rule Britannia is too imperialistic. LHP would be better as its focused on the country and people instead of just monarchy, and is uplifting.

> ywn suck Mhairi's toes and hear her moan after a long day.

Why live?

You consider that attractive OP? Jesus you need to take a stroll through the EU while you still have time and [spoiler]they're still white.[/spoiler]

Bitch is ugly as sin

She's pretty fucking sexy.

cuck

Needs Pepe, Karen, and others.

She's a lesbian lad

Maybe she'll use her strap-on on you?

How did things get this bad?

...

Maybe I could turn her by being submissive for her.

owen jones

owen smith is the labour MP, soon to be labour leader (lol j/k)

Anyone have that video or webm with Nige's victory speech with a military drum roll in the background? That was my favourite rendition of it


another Nige video I'm hunting for is one where it shows Tony Blair in the EU parliament claiming Nigel doesn't represent our country which the video then immediately transitions to Blair's reaction to the Brexit vote

Loved it when the guy called the SNP mistakes of the system on QT earlier, comedy gold.

British (3/4 irish, 1/4 scottish, combined with having to put up with the SNP constantly claimng to speak for "Scottish" people).

What year will it be when retarded teenage tweets/FB posts are apart of almost every politician?

>Being degenerate filth.
No.

This woman looks like a salad bowl.

twitter.com/janemcculloch22

Get this trending, to make the nationalists look retarded.

Neat. I don't drink, so I'll be saving the £££ on that shit. Went shopping at Lidl and the prices seemed exactly the same as Sheffield, just everyone is rude as fuck.
Bretty sure you're right, laddo. There are dirty pots and stuff in the sink, and I'm pretty sure one of them just woke up about 30mins ago. One is a qt Korean grill though.
American.

>No "I vow to thee my country"
user...

desu I secretly wanted to be wrong.

British tbqh
Tad Welsh so it always felt right.

what?

Have fun

I've stayed at home for uni. Saved shekels and time, but I'm more depressed than ever

I signed up for CBT today.

>Rule Britannia is too imperialistic
>too imperialistic
What a cuck

Shit taste tbqh

>make the nationalists look retarded.
>"nationalists".
It's not just them who's retarded.

Take the joe pill. Get out of the ideological playpen.

>Proud Scots, post your feet

She can't keep getting away with it

Thought that London minimap was Northern Ireland for a second...

REMINDER: I vow to thee my country > *

Tell me, is new UKIP leader good? Haven't heard of her

>That stage 5
Lmao fuck off

Stage 5 is Existential Nihilism

6. self-hating cuck that masturbates to interracial porn daily

Ironic as salad is the only thing she's never eaten

It's a meme ya dip

It`s okay, most of them don`t identify themselves as British either.

>north easteners consider themselves english
Nice to know that I don't live in cuckland..

That SNP MP was completely useless. She gave three speeches which were just prepared statements straight from SNP HQ and spent the rest of the episode smirking when she realised she was no longer relevant.

The guy in the audience was just too out of her league and she wasn't able to handle it.

1 dose of 6month nofap and no porn lad

> Britons never shall be slaves
yes, cucks btfo. Go to hell.

I wonder how many English are trapped around the Scottish/Welsh border.

Empire days are over Rule Britannia as the anthem would sound silly.. We don't rule the waves anymore.

no u

Fuckin lol again
Scottish banter is pretty funny desu

>how to become agitated, aggressive and restless: the post

>south
>white

Pick one Mufasa

Fuck you OP, worst edition of brit/pol/ in weeks.

The SNP are full on retards, they're the only party in the UK who want to get rid of the equal votes system and claim that it's "democratic" to do so.

>we worked to get young people the vote
>I voted leave
>shit

The absolute state of the SNP.

Change your mindset user.
It's rape porn, not interracial.
Just keep telling yourself that and eventually you will be slightly uncucked.

Everyone make Scottish nationalist accounts and share this around.

twitter.com/janemcculloch22

Will make them look retarded.

>Never wanted a job
Literally slavery, my autismbux got me covered famas.

>Don't really want a girlfriend but it'd be nice to experience intimacy and sex
I've already ascertained that I don't do well in relationships due to how I treated and reacted to a simple online one when I was 16. It's not worth it for me.

>Don't need to drive because I don't go anywhere

>Never even considered suicide
Both living and dying are pointless, just play vidya and enjoy yourself.

Post your favourite electoral system.

>rule the waves
Fuck sake lad

It's not a statement, in the song is a command from God

So it's
>Britannia rule the waves
not
>Britannia rules the waves

I'm aware of that. It's equally retarded to label them nationalists.

I'm from the north east mon ami.
I had a parmo last night.

It's the only way to fix it m8
Not to mention it'll make you do more productive since youre so full of jizz

Nobody seems to know much about her, Nigel likes her though, so can't be too bad.

>Democracy
>good
pick 1

Why the hate for sexy Mhairi?

I've never even tried to get a relationship really. Girls have always been cold towards me and mocked me. Plus I would just want to sit around and cuddle all day or just go walking

>Buying some stella from my local offlie
>The packie cunt at the till starts talking to his friend in their subhuman language
Do they not realise that it's considered rude to hold a private conversation in front of someone?

My hairy back, frankly she, it is a she isn't it, looks like a bloke. I have seen more feminine looking transvestites. Transvestites with beards, and I don't like transvestites.

Elected monarch, chosen from the aristocracy

I've done it for a month. It didn't make me productive whatsoever or help me at all. I'll never have sex so fapping helps relax me now.

All that matters is local issues which affect local people. We need to collect the bins twice a week.

Why do you read the Sun, lads?

It's a Blairite paper.

Why did the SNP want to lower the voting age to 16? So they can educate the children in schools on the "correct" way to vote. There is literally no other way to explain the 23% discrepancy between the 16-17 and 18-20 age group support for Scottish independence.

Either way it still isn't relevant now USA rule the waves and always will

They are nationalists though. They literally call themselves nationalists.

I don't

Scum rag. Hope everyone that writes for them gets AIDS.

twitter.com/janemcculloch22

Come on, guys! Shill this, and try to ruin nationalist reputations.

> It didn't make me productive whatsoever
And who's fault is that lad

>Elected monarch
>ELECTED

Oh man I just remembered in primary school there were these cunt paki twins or just sisters that spoke to each other in shitskin one time on the playground because they knew it triggered me.

Back in the day Blair was cool, not so these days.

I don`t read.

>tfw currently between Radical Right and Traditionalism

youtube.com/watch?v=WzqFDrohjro

>this is what Remain voted for

European

What would some of the songs on the album be called?

>blair was cool
>1996 - 50k net migration
>blair elected
>1997 - 150k net migration
>blair was cool

FPTP on a franchise restricted to taxpayers

fb.com/MrTechnicalDifficult/videos/1709393949107968/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED

>the american youth

Don't worry lad you'll hit stage 4 soon enough

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You weren't around at the time kiddo.

Not mine. Can't control my biological functions and hormones. I don't care for tantric nonsense.

>>After 1,200 years, could it really be time for the penny to be dropped?
>telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/16/traditional-british-penny-could-be-scrapped/

LADS. Lads. What if yeah, what if we made a law that made it so that our 1p's were now worth 1 pound, £1 coins were worth £10 etc. or something like that, so that we could go back to the good old days when your coins were actually useful?

Know what I mean? You know? Like, for this to work all current money in circulation will stay the same (old 20p's are worth 20p), but we'll introduce Nu-money that's different in worth but the same in name (the nu-20p's will be worth £2 (maybe))

Lads, I seriously think this could work. And before I get smarmy responses, yes I know my current conversions are stupid, but it will be up to economists to figure out what the nu-money will be worth in current money.

Get me?

Since when did nationalists support the EU?

Or call for the country to be flooded with third-worlders and label anyone opposing it as racist?

roko's basilisk

50K is still too high

I shake my head when UKIP advocate returning to that number

twitter.com/janemcculloch22

Everyone make Scottish Nationalist accounts, share this around, and continue to make Scottish Nationalists look retarded.

Retro Drive Somerset ft. The Wurzels

If you're talking English national anthem, it would be retarded to choose the same song used for the UK as a whole. Macho Man or Jerusalem

>Not mine
But it is

Based.

>"Windhoek remains german": The student protest for a German neocolonialism by Sahsa Waltz and Johannes Öhmann, the speakers of classes 11. and 12. of the Bernhard-Dernburg-Gymnasiums in Usedom, already has more than 200 supporters. "Emperor Wilhelm did nothing wrong, the negro is incapable of governing itself and needs leadership by a civilized nation" says Johannes. The history teachers Paul Lettow and Emil Vorbeck support the political campaign.

www.zeit.de/kultur/2016-09/kolonismus-gymnasium-sasha-waltz-protest

>British ambassador to Saudi Arabia completes hajj after converting to Islam
theguardian.com/world/2016/sep/15/british-ambassador-to-saudi-arabia-completes-hajj-after-converting-to-islam

Thoughts?

>buh buh buh youre a kid

Yeah, no mate.
Tony Blair was out to fuck the country from the start.
The fact that he tripled net migration and kept increasing it show this.
As do recent reveals by those in his inner circle.
"Rub diversity in the rights faces" - Tony

Englishness as a distinct entity has been destroyed, it does not exist any more beyond thinking the Scots are a bunch of miserable cunts.

Liberal Degenerates want school guidance councilors to suggest prostitution as a career choice.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3794462/Liberal-Democrat-says-schools-able-suggest-PROSTITUTION-career-pupils.html

If you convert, you should have your passport revoked
Islam isn't compatable with the West

It might cloud his judgement (too much sympathy for those he is negotiating with)

Why are Germans so autistic?

British

Because they're happy to be in any political Union where English people have no power. The EU is just another lie to pursuade Scots that Scottish independence is good for the economy.

>This is the state of the party of Walpole, Burke and Gladstone

He's retiring, quids in with the Saudis, lovely jubberly.

Lib Dem holocaust when?

Why is every highway in Scotland under construction? SNP trying to push through their works projects before the EU gibs dry up?

English first, British second

Though I do have some Welsh blood so British may be more accurate

But you are a kid.

It's all very well to turn around with hindsight but at the time, it was a much needed injection of enthusiasm and freshness.

We were in a dark age of Kinnock, Major, etc. Politics went stale and traditional Labour was BTFO by Thatcher.

I was there mate and befor you ask - I have NEVER voted Labour but I can see why people did.

It's all that asbestos they breathed in after Dresden. Seems to have fucked them all up.

>Windhoek's population currently stands at over 322,500 (65% Black; 17% whites; 18% other)

That doesn't explain why I should be calling this pro-EU, pro-ISIS, pro-mass-immigration party natinoalist

youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY

last night's deep fried mars bar

>pakis and dindus
>much needed injection of enthusiasm and freshness.

Why shape a big cock, is it some kind of message.

They`re civic anglophobes.

I can see you just don't get it.
I have given you the reasons and I'm not going to run in circles any more.

FUCK THIS THREAD!

WHY IS THAT TRAITOROUS SCOTTISH MANFEM IN THE OP?

ANYONE WHO SUPPORTS THIS TRAVESTY SHOULD GAS THEMSELVES!

putting the Anglo tribute money to good use

Scotphobic as well.

2nd, Britain is too liberal, bring back grammar schools

This. Voted Rule Britannia, but would have gone I vow to thee if available.

agreed ,Poor show lad

BIGGEST FAILS OF THE LEFT

youtube.com/watch?v=3sPwLGOXd5U&list=WL&index=11

Yeah, not to mention the new £1.4bn bridge kindly being paid for by English taxpayers

>billion
JUST

Jock anons GTFO
an start there own breads ok you degenerates

Jerusalem

The last 70 years tbqh

Fucking disgraceful

>mao did more good than harm
a classic

>tfw it's true

>A50 by February

Not too shabby. Would love it if it happened on the first of January though. Only because it would be a great birthday treat.

>I voted for these people once

Every day I regret wasting my first vote on them even more.

Absolute monarchy.

Advised by council of dukes.

Reinstated Magna Carta.

BASED CIVIC NATIONALIST DOUGLAS KEKSWELL

Watch this lel

youtu.be/Rh-4gsDjAKg

JUST

>Reinstated Magna Carta
this

I thought it was funny

Taking me dog for a comfy walk.

In a bit, lads.

Post dog

I get the impression he's a lot more redpilled than he lets on. He was a speaker at the Traditional Britain Group, a group which holds values and ideas that would be considered esoteric by today's standards.

what has jock land ever done for the UK ?

other than feed off us !

>t. Lib Dem voter

Gave us Andrew Neil and Tunnock's, that's pretty much it.

>didn`t vote until I was 20
>it was the Brexit referendum
Great night.

Reddit is in top form recently lads.

Moaning that a polish chap got beating somewhere and some Islamic upset that his mum has been told she can't claim disability.

>he fell for this
youtube.com/watch?v=dmwqEg-06Ww

Magna Carta is still in effect.

t. learn your own 'constitutional' system.

>actually believing this
you English really are retarded in your sense of inflated self-worth.
it's no surprise the empire was created and maintained by Scottish military
might and wise governance
you lot don't have the capacity to see sat your inflated ego and rule effectively
stay out of Scotland you shower of incompetent swarthy sassenach misers
and go campaign for English independence and finally we'll be rid of you bunch of degenerate little girls

I'm a bit paranoid.

Someone might recognise my dog and post my facebook and address. I know it's a small chance, but still.

actually it was Welsh military friend

>having normiebook

Goy...

Guys, is this the most patriotic video on jewtube?

youtube.com/watch?v=87Xkr8z3lEo

It was the Ulster-Scots, boyo.

wewww lad
had me going for a sec there
Welsh = English anyway m8

youtu.be/8ewSpXOdB8w?t=2m38s

lads just watching Farage back on the months up to Brexit you can see how sharp and silver tongued he is.

5 minutes of some BME "comedian" calling him a fear mungering racist and he rebuts with cold hard facts, he's like a greyhound chasing down a hare the moment it's his turn to speak.

utterly inspiring stuff, a proper politician

Churchill was a zionist puppet

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>Scots calling anyone else misers

>BME

I hate that term. Along with """""Asian"""""

>London actually used to look like this

how can one city go to shit over the space of 20 years

>Welsh = English
Triggered.

I loved shitposting there
Oi jew kiddie hider
BTFO ok

coons

It's part of this silly intersectionality nonsense where people think that Muslims and Sikhs have more in common with one another than native Britons by virtue of the fact that they are not white. In fact, many groups within the BME label (Muslim, Sikh, Ahmadi, black) are very antagonistic towards one another

>Welsh = English

SEMI FINALS
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>"scaremongering tactics"
>CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

I know who you are.

And you know that I have always voted Tory. (except in the Euro elections when I voted UKIP)

It's easy with hindsight to destroy Tony Blair but he never stated in 1994 as part of his election campaign that he was going to flood the UK with Niggers, Pakis and send search parties. He also never stated he would drag us into dodgy Wars.

But if you knew the political climate at the time, you would see that he was a very charismatic politician and introduced a change to politics that was badly needed.

Like it or not . . That's what happened.

English:
>Scots are misers!
>Scots spend too much money!
Literally everything negative you've heard about Scots is a projection by the English of their own insecurities.
I really don't give a damn about them and frankly just wish they'd all fuck off
back home and stay there so I don't need to hear that whiny cuck accent which so effectively separated the Scottish men from the English boi pucci

> Tfw old fag
> First ever vote was 2004 European election a month after my 18th birthday
> Voted UKIP

I love it when a plan comes together

We owe a lot to you old fellows.

It was the English Regts ,your skirt wearing poofs were just for ceremonial duties lad
>stay out of Scotland
who Really wants to go up there its a shithole m8
>go campaign for English independence
I wish we could stop funding an supporting you leeching subhuman filth !

He was among us all the time

fucking refugees welcome march lads.
I was on the coach home and it got stuck in traffic because roads were closed.
the old black man on the seat behind me loudly sighed and said 'they are welcome to sit in front of the coach so at least we crush some muslims while we are late'
fucking hippies on the seats behind him got angry and spent 10 minutes asking the driver to throw him off the coach for 'being an islamophobe'. then they spent the rest of the trip chanting 'NATIONAL EXPRESS IS ANTI ISLAMIC CONFESS'.
fucking lefties.

That's a foreign dignitary of Zaire

Why didn't you vote in the 2015 election?

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Scots:
>scots navy won battle of trafalgar
>scots regiments won battle of Waterloo
>scots navy enforced trade blockade on US
>scots regiment burned down the White House
>12 Scottish governor generals of India
>scots build majority of naval ships and cannon in Glasgow and Falkirk, respectively
English free loaded on the back of Scottish military efficiency and aggression
suppression of indigenous peoples would have been impossible without Scottish cruelty and aggression

Wew

I swear politics is a religion for some people. IDK how anyone can be so ideological or a party member.

Influx of pakis and jamaicans. Turned the city into a ghetto.

7:58 that's a based Aussie. A fresh perspective after hearing that dim signaler of virtues harping on about "muh en aitch ess"

Oh the things you missed out on:
> Seemingly endless reign of Blair
> Rotation of Tory Leaders (should have been David Davis)
> "nicey nicey" Lib Dems stabbing Charles Kennedy in the back
> Iraq being 90% of the discussion on Question Time from 2003-2009

Blokes need to brick these Libcucked twats !
Or just stand up loudly an film them as your tear them a new arsehole !

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if scots are so good why were you cucked into a union with an 'inferior' nation at the helm?

Why did you not stick up for him, coward?

Lads lads lads.

Went into my local Lidle tonight and the girl on the till was spitting dabs of our fair Trott.

I'm conflicted.

See Honestly the Scots whining about imperialism is ridiculous. It was never conquered. Unlike Ireland and Wales.

>spitting dabs

What did he mean by this

christmas soon lads

not sure if i can cope with being alone for another one

all Bollocks you fucking poof !
your sweaty sock history teachers need to be strapped kiddo haha
ENGLISH REGTS did this ok
listen lad behave or I will get a redcoat on an come brick you

>8:30
>bit tired
should i get drunk on my own to stay up/out of boredom? havnt drank in a while

At least you'll have Karen

No family?

> Be mighty proud Scotland
> Inundated by Irish
> Their descendants area lefty as fuck and demand Scottish independence

Remove the potatoe spawn from the independence vote and it would have been 90% in favour of the Union

well said lad
>follow her home an rape it achmed

Hey guys, German exchange student here. Just arrived in Britain. Bump to see if my flag changed accordingly

youtube.com/watch?v=b2JxKCtdczI

Probably had a long day at work or something, I can`t really remember.

get drunk ring up for some puff an a whore

Looks like the SNP's educational propaganda is working well.

>family

you guys are my family

Hello achmed

> it

I live in the rolling green hills of the north lad, none of this London ghetto shite.

Just made this and want to spam it in a few threads before I delete it.

You Sir are still Germanistan lad
Pledge too the Queen an I will believes you m8

Should be Hilary on the ground tbqh

When I say "made", I mean stuck Pepe's head on Goofy, obviously.

We all know that feel

I think most people see through the BBC's shite

they don't half pick their audiences though

Northern Top Bloke like me
Well Done lad
would of been far better with an axe in hand ala Shining lad

You failed.
I had a couple of German exchange students to shadow me once in a previous job . . .funny people, very dry sense of humour.

I don't normally reply to anime posters but I have had a couple of Christmas's alone.

Do your best to make a Christmas dinner, it makes all the difference.

Just sleep through it, mate. Best decision I ever made for when I know I'll be alone at Christmas is to get a boneless box from KFC on Christmas Eve and have that with a whole bunch of either rum or whiskey and stay in bed until boxing day.

Wow a list of 6 things, this was obviously the backbone of the British Empire. If 1/4 of the UK can only add six (6) things to the empire then I'd say they were the freeloaders.

> Nods *wink*

I wonder why. I get my Internet via British service now. How does Cred Forums know? I'm just too clueless when it comes to things like that

Toon.

Get on my level

So fucking ugly, jesus H fuckola.

are you on a laptop or phone?

On a phone atm. Could it be because of roaming? I receive my Internet from a UK service, but via a German contract

I love Church hall xmas dinner dos ..
I go an seem like a normie with the mongs an spazzers an sad alone milfs ...hmmm
check them out

hm, have you tried turning it off and on again?

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>spitting dabs

?

engineering?

Top Tier Kek lad
GCHQ lad stop with this bullshit ok
we are shitposting NON racists in a jokey way GTFO

hello dogo

That you don't know what that means makes me suspicious.

Manc Salford bloke here m8

Lads I'm turning into a yank, please send jaffa cakes.

Just did, let's see.
>every German is racist

Of what? The fact we haven't kept up with the latest urban ghoul speak that teenagers think is cool?

Husky? Nice pupper

>sptting dabs
>spitting image
>spitting double
>looks exactly the same

haha i made the kraut turn his phone off lads

Is it cockney slang or something?

Never done that.

But at Lidls, you can get one of their pre-cooked chickens, a punnet of Cauliflower and Broccoli(to microwave) , a bag of frozen roast spuds in goose-fat and a tin of peas for less than a Tenner. And then a drink of your choice.

Having something to do and a full meal makes it better, the leftovers can be thrown in with a jar of curry sauce the next day.

>latest
It's been around for a long, long time you crumpet.

wtf is a dab lad?

M80, it's from the 80's and 90's, according to urban dictionary it comes from the 'spitting image' TV show, which I didn't know.

Basically means look-a-like.

Not a fucking clue mate, the original term is "spitting image".

>spitting dabs

>engineering?
Interesting you should say that . . .but at the time NO!

I worked in a 'HR type role' when I had the students.

Classic Reddit.

Fair enough. Every day's a school day.

I was born in 88 so spitting image was way before my time, and from what I've seen on youtube it was lefty wank anyway.

>Going to reddit

They took the piss out of Kinnock

I was born in 92 lad, maybe it's a Norvern thing.

They took the piss out of nearly everyone.

Yeah. It was funny but the notion that they were balanced is ridiculous. They only ever made fun of Labour for being incompetent while literally portraying the Tories as Nazis and the KKK

Why the fuck is everyone having such a hernia over 'spitting dabs'.

May be, 92 myself and northern, everyone loved the puppet of Thatcher, which for your enjoyment you can now see at the Imperial War museum.

I never, ever stopped by stage 1 or 2. I went straight to stage 3 and 4 after first espousing economic leftism.

Nah you need English tetley tea lad
My paranoia triggered me haha
Cutie pupper .. lovely lad

Dib dabs an bollock kiddo speak innit
*wags fingers here in gang style* ....oh my arthritis hahaha

morning lads

>from what I've seen on youtube it was lefty wank anyway.

Is correct, they took the piss out of everyone.

>Didn't finish A levels
>Did an apprenticeship in IT, lasted 5 months
>Managed to get shitty 1st line suppor job, worked for 1.5 years
>Got sick of it, managed to get into university despite not having A levels, because of work experience
>Finished degree in Network Security
>Have been working as a systems admin since August last year, pays well but I'm fucking miserable and want out

What do I do? I've come to realise I despise this industry but I feel like I'm too deep and lack knowledge of anything else to change careers, and I have no passions in life that I want to follow. I've managed to save up 4k, and I have 14k in stocks. HELP

Hi

Stick with it.

You should use their arguments against them and say racism is power + privilege therefore the black guy can't be racist and by ganging up on him they are the ones being racist.

when does it get better?

If multiculturalism is bad then why are salt and pepper chips so good? Racists BTFO.

I was born 66

Old fag !

Helped invented the t,internets with wild an wrong mainstream EVERYTHING BBs haha

>being born before the 70`s

wtf i love labour tony blair now

Never

OK grandad. Put your teeth back in.

If multikulti is so good then why is western civilisation collapsing? Libtards BTFO

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Fuck with stick with it ok Lad
You sound a young lad ?
Quit amicably
Go have life adventures Back pack
Travel an meet new folk an fuck the the local ladies Kek
Dont be stuck in a shitty soul killing job til you retire an think WTF ! ??
Please get out enjoy your Youth M8

You have good skills to work in foreigners cuntries ok haha

Enjoy life lad

That guy's channel is hilarious

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good morning

>list of 6 things
>doesn't understand trafalgar, waterloo, second war of independence were all critical moments in the empire's history, and if trafalgar hadn't been won by the scots, Napoleon would have sailed over with the Spanish and conquered the fuck out of both England and Scotland, and wed be powerless to stop him and his supply chain from the continent.
>doesn't understand waterloo needed to be won otherwise napoleonic domination of the continent making my 1st point again exceedingly likely

i said it once, and i'll say it again.
i literally do not care about you English, and I wish you'd start your own independence movement. Britain doesn't fight or conquer anyone anymore, and the union is therefore fucking pointless and a waste of everyone's time.
You're English, I'm Scottish. British isn't even a thing anymore.

New

I'm a beta hungry skeleton so I might need to work on confidence, but working somewhere does sound good, but all the opportunities are teaching english which sounds lame

Lifes shit ..
here
You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son.

Join the Army.

Yo what the fuck did nobody else spot that wog with a hitler moustache at 1:08?

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scary innit we made the networks Lulz
LISTEN You Are A Top Bloke in your field ..
desu I was nervous as fuck back in day before most here born ,starting BBS systems an setting up IRL chat groups ! that is basic stuff now .. I built my Own Confidence up by travelling an hols ok ..
Just Be Yourself Lad ,
Get some local college courses ,
Languages ?
Hope this helps Lad

altern ending has him surviving

But that speech at beginning is the Foretelling about mixing with scummy dealers !

>English free loaded on the back of Scottish military efficiency and aggression

This was true then, and continues to be true now- lets not forget that >80$ of the SAS are Scottish.

>Because only the Scottish are tough enough to pass the test.

>electing your leaders

A monarchy with restricted powers is the superior system.

>lets not forget that >80$ of the SAS are Scottish.
Bollocks an My Good mate serves with them !
in 80s yes
but nowadays its 5% jocks

I loved the Overseers in Fallout games hahaha

i was hoping to get into network security, thanks lad... what stocks do you have

uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060820144922AAjlxW5

Your 'good mate' does not know the colour of the boathouse son.

Not forgetting of course that the SAS was set up by a Scot. Of course your good mate probblly told you all about that.

Scotland's the one which has a deficient worse than Greece, so fine by me if the union ends.

Get used to the end of all your free gibs though.