>elects Justin Trudeau
>70% of the country is forest
>does not commit genocide against Quebec
>calls redskins "First Nations"
>has given the world Celine Dion, Justin Bieber, and Nelly Furtado
>eats poutine
>most annoying characters in South Park
>shitposts all over Cred Forums (seriously, what the hell was that shit with the 888888888 post!?)
>hosted the warmest Winter Olympics
>birthplace of Jim Carrey
Seriously, remind me of why hasn't Canada be nuked yet.
Those are just a few fringe shitposters, we're a country of peace and quality content.
How the fuck do Murricans like chili cheese fries and not poutine?
Also, please note that I'm from Alberta, so I don't recognize The Cuck as my national leader.
Poutine is better than everything that's ever come from your literally who country
Portugal, you have your own problems to worry about.
>39% of the country elected him in
>70% of the country isn't cucked by cities
>Quebec has been socially quarantined for a very long time
>Natives are hopeless and only want gibsmedats
>Literally whos
>Fries and gravy with cheese is tasty
>He doesn't think the Canada Trump episode was hilarious
>Sorry bud
>We hosted it fine
>He's pretty faggy, you're right.
And everyone with a Portuguese flag is a communist shill.
The only good flags are America, UK, NZ, and Poland. The rest of you are a disgrace.
The warmest Winter Olympics was actually Sochi. That strip of the Black Sea is warm enough to grow fucking palm trees.
If you nuke Canada, they win
Don't forget they sold off all their gold to pay for refugees
its the brown gravy
What kind of gravy do you guys like, then?
t. Alberto Barbosa
Amen to that.
This one actually really triggers me. Like we literally have no reserve for the country in case shit goes down. Our only hope is KEK, if I get might nice degits then there might be a chance, but I doubt it.
>tfw you never ate sardines
>tfw you never ate piglet
>tfw you never ate Little French Girls
>tfw you never ate cod
>tfw you never ate Heaven's Bacon
Thats because we have so many gold mines in operation we produce what our reserves were a hundred times over per year
also >gold meme
Our dollar has never been backed by gold.
>888888888
Kek is chaotic, it's all part of the plan.
Wake up to yourself cunt. The Cuck IS your national leader, faggots CAN marry in your fucking Cuntry and Canada IS the arsehole of the Americas.
You forgot:
>kek's chosen
What does that have to do with anything? No currency is backed by gold at the moment. Gold still has value that can be exchanged for currency.
>coming from the smoking shit heap of Straya
>implying $70,000,000 in gold would be useful in a time of need
This is peanuts, our GDP is $1.7 trillion.
A desert full of coons, bogans and dangerous animals is preferable to 'my wife's son' - the Country.
I would still much rather it at least be spent on something else instead of rapefugees
Portuguese are low tier immigrants.Lot of them dont even finish high school, work construction, pop out a couple of babies by 18 and become land whales.
I'm reading all your posts with an Australian accent, and it's impossible for me to take you seriously.
Checked
Nelly Furtado is of Portuguese descent you retard. You sre to blame more than the leafs.
I tried poutine for the first time a few months ago with our Wisconsin curds, it was delicious! It should be more of a thing here.
We exiled her family for a reason!
white gravy.
feels great to be on top tbhh
My dick makes the greatest white gravy
Fuck you, Justin! My crush is named Justin, and she is more of a man than you!
is she as cute though?
A fucking 10/10.
Blonder than Taylor Swift
Cuter than Natalie Wood
Perfection in person
>Blonder than Taylor Swift
lol what is it with shitskins and blondes? jet black hair and blue eyes is patrician teir
I have the Redskin mentality when it comes to women
Anyone have a screen cap of the 88888888 post? I missed it
Dear user
Fuck you.
Love,
Ireland.
>Poortugal
The niggers of Europe trying to trashtalk, go back laying bricks Jese.
>does not commit genocide against Quebec
Ah. A butthurt Anglopost.
Quebec is one of the only wealthy Western cultures with a survival instinct and will to self determination. Toss yourself into the garbage, idiot.
Do you still fall for the (((neocons))) anti-French meme or something?
Fuck off to reddit
>Frog
>calls other people nigger
My fucking sides
>Current year
>Not using the leaf tard filter
Where my /edmonton/ nigs at?
>does not commit genocide against Quebec
Why would we? I just moved to Quebec City - 500k people, 97% white, people have pride and sense of self-sufficiency, are proud of their history and remember it, etc.
I am an anglophone and do not agree with separatists and most Quebec politics, but at least the Quebecois have that sense of identity and pride missing from so many white North Americans.
They are bastard frogs, leaf!
Gold was being sold off by Harper, Trudeau just finished it.
If the global economy implodes and society crashes, gold isn't going to save us. It's a nice thought and the mainstay of conspiracy theorists, but it's B.S.
And selling gold had nothing to do with "financing refugees", if you believe this you are retarded and should question things more.
The Turd may be a piece of shit who is trying to ruin Canadian demographics, but he isn't doing so with gold money.
they also gave us captain kirk and mr spock....
Personally I wouldnt mind immigrating to canada
>mfw i thought those were all strains of weed
>tfw you're not smoking heaven's bacon and listening to blue rodeo
We eat heaven's bacon. Best cake ever