Post your best of we wuz everything n sheet

This shit is so hilarious. Please post more.

Literally slaves no matter the time nor location.

Just correcting the record

WE BE PHOTOSYNTHIZIN N SHEEIT

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kek
isn't that just terrace farming?
can't tell if there's soil there

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>blacks think those were steps

At least he knows the Egyptians weren't dark skinned

WE WUZ TREES! SHEEEEIIIT

Got a real solid kek out of that

>he knows the Egyptians weren't dark skinned
Probably just ran out of dark paint, due to all the kangz and queenz he painted

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Actually real, still faggotry.

Starting dumping.

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They have started unironically believing they're native Americans.

Jesus Christ, not even a nigger could buy that shit
>doesn't mention the 6 million hours of faked film footage

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WE
WUZ
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pretty much

Niggers are a meme race user.

Have you ever saw black jews from israel fighting black hebews in New York?

It's comic.

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This was a huge ruse on tumblr a few years ago that genuinely tricked thousands. It's so beautiful.

youtube.com/watch?v=yet2Q0M32GQ

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Blacks have their own form of meme magic called Melanin magic

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>American slaves
>Nubian

Wew lads,what a terrific meme

that really whirred my gurt swede

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Actually it's a true story. The Japanese tested to see if he was genuinely black, which he was. The locals were amazed and he was trained by some general who died by the hands of some other general, who shipped him back to the Kongo.

Are these motherfuckers serious?

FUS ROH KANGZ!

>trouble in paradise
If you consider living in mud huts and eating animal faeces to be paradise then yeah.

Yes unfortunally.

They get trolled here and there, but there are ppl that really believe on this shit.

that was physically hurting to read

WU WZ NAZIS N SHIIEEET

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Generally yes, they think of them selves as some form of Greek tragic hero that has fallen from grace. They don't like to think that living in the projects is the height of their peoples culture.

Yeah it's not bad. Oil painting is very hard.

WE WUZ HURRICANES N SHIT

>phonecians
different people from the phoenicians, i assume

I've spent a good many days trying to figure out if this is on our side or theirs.

Should make Zimbabue pay for those submarines that went for Israel, and not Germany.

Do you even happy little trees, mufuka?

I bet dem pussy ass whiteboi cant even happy little cloud on dem canvaz 'n sheeeit.

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They sure look advanced.

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Haha have you tried to actually keep up with Ross? Motherfucker can make trees in his sleep.

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>Go to thread
>Learn that there are uneducated people that actually believe this
>Leave depressed

>them greek homos
kek

True, his problem was human figures.

The only one I remember seem him doing it was the one where a cowboy type fella was resting by a tree on a bonfire kind of enviroment.

It was just a leg and a hat.

I have a Wacom Bamboo that I could use to learn how to drawn but I have no clue where to start.

/ic/ is not an option for beginners.

It only gets worse the further down the rabbit hole you go.

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Irl afro samurai?

Look at the comments of this video.

Click "newest first" and go from there:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZNAlvuym0Ac

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Can't tell if mikey is a Cred Forums

Pretty sure they did legitimately find giant skeletons over in the middle East or somewhere around there if anyone's got a link

>people

>tfw just now I saw that you can see the newest commentaries first.

Shit nigga. U iz magick 'n sheeit?

Can't forget to share my favourite youtube KANG, in this video he sums up the history of the white race.
youtube.com/watch?v=6jabaxpT3t8

>even worser

>The "Reuben" tribe is the Seminole Indians
lawl.

I...I can't even begin....I'm laughing too much to criticize this.....god, I want these people to have their own tv show.

Well this one is true, gotta admit.

Oh, so melanin is why we can see n shit? I guess dat means all dos albinos are faking being alive. Dey ghosts!

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>The native people everywhere were black!

So whites are either
A: aliens
B: really good at conquering shitskins

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>America is made out of cotton

holy fuck i made those both. LOL OH GOD. I am going to actually try and make some good ones

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More from my favourite Kang:
youtube.com/watch?v=VNqiA33jTqw
In this one he gets very angry about white people watching his channel and white people 'stealing black history'.

hard to beat this.

Was interacting with Sub-Saharan Africa the biggest mistake ever by Whites? Why can't Africans go back to Africa, if they suffer so much in the West?

>astrology
I think al charlatan means astronomy but im probably just being a greek homo like socrates

How can I tell what is fake and what is not in this thread?

Also have this
youtube.com/watch?v=nHDj4DH4mJw

This is actually true though, literally the only true one.

Well, it is B.

The first pic is from a Game for Amiga or Commodore, I cant remember.

The other I dont know.

Believe me. Quality is not something needed when making these.

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You guys want black dick so damn bad

The more outrageous the better. Did you know JK rowling based the original harry potter book from an oral legend she overheard from a 120 year old slave who fled to Africa?

Black Girl Magic is real:we call it Voodoo.

No. it was an ad for flemish classical radio

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>Did you know JK rowling based the original harry potter book from an oral legend she overheard from a 120 year old slave who fled to Africa?
This has a lot of potential desu.

I don't understand why they want to be the 'original people'. All it means is that they're less evolved than us.

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youtu.be/x2WkDjpowso

>but user this is all shitpost. They are not really this retarded:

This one goes with a video that must be watched:

youtube.com/watch?v=qtHFZ4HrvIA

It's funny without the fucking counter explanation.
In fact that's the entire reason it's funny, it's so absurd that it doesnt warrant explanation.
You retarded chimp.

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The worst part is she worked with the woman for several years and while patiently waiting for her to die, found out that because of her melanin and proximity to the equator in Africa, she would never die from natural causes. JK Rowling arranged for a European vacation for the woman knowing it would make her weak enough to poison.

She had to poison her water because each time she tried to poison her food, the Woman could taste something was wrong even though JK rowling added both salt, and mayonnaise to the concoction.

As soon as she hit the ground, JK rowling had her publisher on the phone. She was going to hide the body, but it vanished into spirit melanin and flew to the stars

WE WUZ A'GYPSHUN

That really made me go hmmm

youtube.com/watch?v=wPLP8B5G3-I

>You retarded chimp.
The fact that you posted this despise the fact that it's just an image that Im not the author of make me think if Im the retarded here...

cant stop a bullet though

Could be a good thing for everyone to have niggers all self-deport into indian réservations. Well not so much for prairie niggers, but meh.

There was a king of South Eastern norway called Halvdan svarte because he had dark hair. But negros were called 'blåmenn' or 'blue men' by the vikings when they traveled South, not black. Halvdan Svarte never United norway, the first one who did was Harald the fair-haired

>leprechaun

youtube.com/watch?v=D-Rt56n-vC4

If only they had stayed there.

Nope. Way too much.

This could become big if we posted the fact that she stole this from a maid from africa.

Even better, she was an immigrant that went to work with her.

She just changed the character to a european point of view.

This could do some damage. And bring us some lulz.

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What the fuck is up with kangz thinking that melanin and pineal glands are magic? I haven't taken a biology class since high school and it took me 5 minutes on wikipedia to find out everything they say on those topics is wrong

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>leprosy white devils
nigger what?

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just going by the comments, they are basically a black Cred Forums

Most of these are just shitty b8s desu

>the Holy Hungarian Crown
>charlegmane
>nig nogs

I went to the bookstore today...

WE WUZ ALIENZ N SHEEIT

we came thru them melanoid stargates back in egyptian times and took over.

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>not understanding noah's three sons re-populated the earth after the flood.
>thinking modern civilization as we know it today wasn't jumpstarted by brown people
>not understanding when you build the greatest country in the world with slaves based on brown skin color, even though you bought them from west africans, every ethnic group who is brown was affected, and mentally scared
>not understanding that whites weren't responsible for much until economies were responding to more technology and christianity (the truth) was already established
>thinking the bible isn't the truth

>...this is a special leprechaun flute. This has passed THOUSANDS of years ago through my great great great granfather who is IRISH

Damn, black ppl are really everything that are good to the world.

Did you have a stroke in the middle of your sentence?

Fucking tard

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No they didn't is was originally made for a photoshop contest and then spread to a bunch of clickbait and evangelical sites that can't be arsed to check their sources. Giant humans are physically impossible because of our bone structure vs gravity. Any human over 7ft tall will be vastly physically inferior to someone in the 5'10 - 6'2 bracket simply because of the work required for their blood to circulate. 10ft and above it becomes difficult to maintain muscle mass because of its weight and energy requirements. Pretty much all freakishly tall people in history died of heart problems before age 40.

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Ausar knows about mk ultra at least

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>hard to beat this
I can't even come close to topping that, Hillary clearly knows niggers, and only a reptile could say that without being extremely sarcastic or straight out laughing.

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The melanin because only black has it in high ammous so "diz iz dem sauce for our powah".

But the pineal gland is something that white ppl fall to.

Here, a qt girl that dig this shit. Also Joe Rogan when is lit as fuck on his podcast comes with this non sense too about pineal gland, DMT and how this opens up "a portal of comunication between planets".

youtube.com/watch?v=92qmQFkYILM

Retardness knows now boundaries.

Without our finesse tho.

Sorry. Busted a nut on your mums mouth while typing that.
She is asking you if you finished cleaning your room already.

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>railroads and cotton
>built all of america

Based on a true story

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>>phonecians
>different people from the phoenicians, i assume
Well, for one thing the phoenicians weren't black

How do you know?

Didn't the chinks build most of the railroads?

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Nice Witcher gear he's got. Though I figure Cat (Cheetah?) would be better than Wolf in the hot sun.

WE WUZ KANGS: THE ALBUM

youtube.com/watch?v=0uEMOx_a8Zg

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>Nobody cared who they were until they put on the masks

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That has Cred Forums writen all over it.

That's so cute. :3c

Meanwhile, in America...

>Give me Education not your EJACULATION

muh sides

>Literally GIVE ME YOUR SHIT WHITEY
jesus christ.

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Holy shit

That's very smart.

Adopt or buy nigger children from some african shitholes and then harverst their organs.

Millions could be made

Even if American blacks were related to Egyptians, Ancient Egypt was one of the most slave based civilizations in all of ever.

Basically if you weren't the royal family or a wealthy elite you were considered a vassal. If you were a well enough liked slave, your master might kill your ass when he dies so he's extra comfy being dead.
If anything that picture should be a rope tied slave being whipped in Egypt and a porch-sitty happy negro living on welfare bux in the right.

>-Life

alright, what exactly did the ancient Egyptians look like

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>melanin is created in the pineal gland
Where do they get all these ridiculous ideas from?

That picture... What are these kids learning in American schools?

Black women have a disturbing inferiority complex. As a black man I can say that I'm actually afraid to go near a black woman because so many are pure mental illness incarnate. And when they see you with a non-black woman, especially a white woman, they get so angry. More angry than any white man I've ever seen. They know that nobody wants them and it really cuts them deep. And their answer is to lie to themselves and try to tear down everyone around them. Never EVER date a black woman. Don't even pump and dump. You WILL regret it.

>Implying Shaneqwa and Dayshawn even go to class

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>We were told stories of hurricanes we dead slaves babies.
What the fuck no... no one during Katrina prayed to slave babies to let them know they were free.
People were praying so they wouldnt die.
Stupid fucking niggers

This shit really pozzes my neg-hole

Steps on one side "muh those giant things are steps for giant ancestors"

My god they are an embarassment for mankind

I hate that they try to bunch up Latinos with their autism.....hate the stupid Mexican trash that goes along with it too.

Actually whites(especially the northern type) are trully aliens.

Search about pleiadians

Ey hol up we bil pimids n sheeit.

>there is nothing they can do about it

>sorry sir, we're no longer giving welfare to 'awoken' people since they can take care of themselves so well

The worst part is that there is ppl that are falling for this.

I tconvinced that schizo is something that we can induce someone to ha ve under the right circunstances.

In a world where everything that is considered crazy is normal, no wonder ppl are falling for this.

And how do you intend to seel a product with HIV to your customer?

>implying white devil's "science" is the real science

pic related

they correlate the movement of melatonin from the pineal gland due to sun exposure to the production of melanin due to sun exposure also.

Watch this:

youtube.com/watch?v=yfLDVJerOqk

Senet is literally one dimensional chess. As in you can only go forward and backwards and here are only a few areas where you can go side to side. Saying that ancient Egyptians invented chess because of senet is like saying Nintendo invented CoD because of Mario.

WTF the old napoleonic guard was black then

>you will never be ugly

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>we wuz Mozart n sheet

He does say that its a commissioned piece though.

hey at least they hate the jews

>To secure ourselves and our descendants the rights and benefits to which we are entitled
>benefits to which we are entitled
>benefits
>entitled
WE NEED MO MONEY FO DEM PROGRAMS!

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what good is a female who doesn't want dick?

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Wasn't he owned by Nobunaga?

>Them Greek homos

This part always gets me

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[comment on how deep this is]
[picture of a black fist emoji]

Well...

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This one isn't a meme, but it's still faggotry

WE

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underrated kek

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>negus

we need to start harvesting blacks for their rich melanin

Resuming dumping.

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I hope somebody told that dumb sheboon thats an alligator gar lol

i mean, it's true

of course blacks have no concept of agriculture
what did you expect

as an avid fisherman, this one got me

It's pretty funny how they keep wanting to be Egyptians who were famously known to own thousands of slaves while asking for reparations for their slavery.

Saw these guys at Venice Beach.
Wanted to ruse but saw they didn't have their camera with them to upload to YT.

>niggers invented hockey
Just when I thought I'd seen it all, some nigger finds a way to top it

Wow, negresses are actually capable of bitching so much it made even slave masters die. Really made me think.

the fact that they build their villages milles away from water prove your point

They are too dumb to even think about getting closer to water to gain more time and use it for agriculture.
Litteraly everyone else on Earth thought about it

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That prove that italians are niggers then

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youtube.com/watch?v=xt-6pAjSpzo

But user, this would bring the wrath of the Nugus.

What could we do if they arrived on their space crafts, angry at us with their 12 inch dicks?

Shitpost aside, I dont recommend to do that.

First, because they are niggers, so they are beligerant for no reason but to pay back "to dem white crackas".

Second, because although that is bullshit, if they really believe it, and they see you going to far, they will go full muslim on you.

Religious fanatics are violent already. COmbine that with a iliterate nigger and yuo have a recipe for disaster.

>white people are portrayed in the same way jews are here
checkmate Cred Forums

Black women are actually the root of the problem according to a black woman.

youtube.com/watch?v=0gCdwRv1Ytc&t=18m35s

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Like white people didn't fudge history a bit to seem amazing. No group of people was completely awesome all the time.

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>Blacks invented the fucking knife
>Wearing mail and pelts in the fucking desert

Also why the fuck is there a saddle on the jaguar?

It cracks me up when they think curly hair is the ultimate evidence that someone is black, when some of the whitest people in the world have the curliest hair. Also Jews.

>But, there's one they fear. In their tongue she's WEWUZKANGZ, NIGGER-BORN
>"DIN DU NUTHIN"

WE WUZ HITLER
WUZ
HITLER

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WE WUZ PARASITE EVE AND SHIT

actually his name was ghost dog

Shut up square

t. black woman

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I'm sure all sorts of chimps and babboons evolved from negresses.

>thinking that black PEOPLE are too dumb to live by the water while pure instinctual animals always try to live by water

i'm assuming you think black people are just the dumbest most retarded living creature on earth. my gosh this level of cognitive dissonance

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>TFW I don't know the difference between pol trolls and what black people actually believe anymore

>That pic in the comments
Oh shit they're on to us. Shut it down!

>we need to start harvesting blacks for their rich melanin
The problem is separating out the AIDS, I guess those white guys that created it should have though thing through a little better

Recommend scholarly reading for niggers
AIDS was created at Fort McKinley in the U.S.A.:
reunionblackfamily.com/apps/blog/show/18808676

YO
*kill peasent*
DA NILFGAARDIAN IS EVUL
*rape uma*
A BIT OR A LOT
DAT AINT DIFFERENT TO ME SENPAI
*take Redanian welfare*
WEN DEY BE A CHOICE
*steal horse*
I AINT GONNA CHOOSE HOMMIE

The Phoenicians were from Asia Minor (basically the Eastern Mediterranean). In the Bible, they were the Philistines who fought the Israelites. The Romans claimed that Carthage was founded by Phoenicians from Tyre. Ancient descriptions typically say the Phoenicians had a reddish colored skin.

Fuck Afrocentric revisionist history

Yes.

WE WUZ CYCLONEZ N SHEEEEEEEIT

>Portuguese Mozambique
Alberto-sama?

It's a shame but the best file I have on "we wuz" is corrupted so I can't post it.

It's about how a black goddess gave birth to the black civilization withtou the need for a husband (akin to Virgin Mary) and someone posted on the dude Jewbook "the black race was created without a dad".

Fuck niggers. Corrupting everything, even my computer files :(

Mugabe was desperated after he banned white ppl of having land on his country.

Less than a year latter, the country that accepted them was exporting a shitload of grains despise a severe draught and Mugabe was begging them to come back.

The problem is that white ppl are too much touch/feely with slavery and blacks dont accept that they are inferior as a society.

I think only China will be able to fix Africa coz they are not afriad to tell you what they are thinking.

DOnt come with crack ass talk to me, bitch.
We wuz Typhoons, not dem cyclonez homos...

What's your problem Tyrone ?

There is absolutely no contradictions

>laquanda sees a gar pike
DAT BE MADE BY DAT WHITE GUBBERMENT!

the bible phillistines were semites from souther israel bruhh

Malaria dipshit lol, you don't even want to camp close to the water in warm areas

Hol' up. Are you sayin' we wuz beavis n' butthead n' shieet !?

Can you try anyways? Our wewuz folders seem to at least have different pics.

It's been a while since I've been legit angry on a Cred Forums thread.

of course there is, you're acknowledging a creatures ability to read, write, reason, formulate speech, an ability no other animals have, yet think they are too stupid to live by water. lol ok

SOrry bro. Cant even open the file, and the thumbnail show nothing either.

I will try to find on the internet, but I find very unlikely to found it.

You know you can exterminate mosquitoes by drying the water and use it in a harmless way for the community.

Everyone on earth did that too

Why would whites go back to Europe when they built Africa ?

why did we stop playing this?

This saddens me as this is the destiny for both of our wewu folders as more and more anons copy them.

So what ? You agreed that they don't live near water, therefor I'm correct.

And please, tell me when you will see animals making houses and talking... oh shit some animals build mudshacks (birds especially) and some can learn simple language.

no "Dems funny lookin' clouds" comment

Ayo hol up
Gimme isaiah 3:12

No nigger thread is complete with out this vid
Reparations 2003 | Chappelle's Show
youtube.com/watch?v=7ZFHG8wWC5s

eh, gigantophitecus was around 9 feet tall and they did just fine for a long time.

so u's sayinz we wuz egipt kangz n sheeeit?
so wez wuz da orydeginall slave ownaz?

SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT

confirmed
youtube.com/watch?v=BEtIoGQxqQs

Pretty sure one of us made that. But still we should propagate it and get blacks behind it to make them look like idiots and Nazi sympathizers to the public.

>melanin contains the memories of your ancestors

That is not a Egyptian wall painting, it's a Persian medieval painting that have been blackened in photoshop.

Nigga, u know I cant read.

Here, you read yourself mudafucka.

this

I think that's pretty racist of herself.

KANGZ???

>Nubian archer mercenaries.
Yes nubian archers were an important part of the egyptian armies, they were nubian though.

this really makes you think...

This is how my ancestors treated kings and queens. I can help with that.

>next time they say black people were only good at designing pyramids...

Who the fuck says that?

underrated

FUNFACT: Pale skin is the optimal skin color for women. Science has discovered that women were chosen as mates for their lighter skin color because it means that they had healthier breasts as they devoted more nutrients to their milk than to their skin pigment.

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>drying the water

the majority of africans do live near water.

so you think that birds are smarter than black people... lol i can't take it

>Kang of Benin

Don't care Tyrone

That's actually a Hawaiian bible. The natives there are that retarded.

>no one cared who we wuz when we took off the mask

The swamp you idiot, do I have to take your hand to make you cross the road safely ?

im a christian and this is the best parody of our bible yet. good job.

>defend ourselves
>killed by a bunch of snowniggers living in caves whilst you fly around in the massive space faring pyramid
kek

>ywn play hit the nigger baby
Feels bad man

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_translations_into_Hawaii_Pidgin

HURRKANGZ N SHIET

Does pol make these memes or is there basically a "WE WAZ" version of pol somewhere?

wow CHECKED!

You can't dry water, froggie. I sure hope you meant distill.

it's obvious you don't

>when you are so shit at defending yourself a primitive tribe manages to destroy your entire space faring empire despite not being able to even fly

My god you are truly an embarassment you never heard about drying swamps

My favorite for sure

B
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Parody? You should rethink that:

>[1] In da beginnin' Big Daddy created da heaven an' da earth.

>[2] And da earth wuz widdout form, an' void; an' darkness wuz upon da face o' da deep. And da Spirit o' Big Daddy groved upon da face o' da waters.

>[3] And Big Daddy enunciated, Let dere be light y'all: an' dere wuz light.

>[4] And Big Daddy seen da light, dat it wuz fine ass: an' Big Daddy divided da light from da darkness.

>[5] And Big Daddy called da light Day, an' da darkness Night. And da evenin' an' da mornin' wuz da first day.

>[6] And Big Daddy articulated, Hey beotch, let dere be uh firmament in da midst o' da waters, an' let it divide da waters from da other waters.

>[7] And Big Daddy made da firmament, an' divided da waters which wuz under da firmament from da waters which wuz above da firmament: an' it wuz so.

>[8] And Big Daddy called da firmament Heaven. And da evening an' da morning wuz da second day.

>[9] And Big Daddy rapped, Let da waters under da heaven be gathered together unto one place, an' let da dry land appear: an' it wuz so.

>[10] And Big Daddy called da dry land Earth; an' da gathering together o' da waters called he Seas: an' Big Daddy seen dat it wuz pimp-tight.

>[11] And Big Daddy did verbalize, Let da earth bring forth grass, da herb yielding seed, an' da fruit tree yielding fruit afta his kind, whose seed iz in itself, upon da earth: an' it wuz so.

>[12] And da earth brought forth grass, an' herb yielding seed afta his kind, an' da tree yielding fruit, whose seed wuz in itself, afta his kind: an' Big Daddy seen dat it wuz pimp-tight.

>[13] And da evening an' da morning wuz da third day.

>[14] And Big Daddy pontificated, Let dere be lights in da firmament o' da heaven ta divide da day from da night; an' let dem be fo' signs, an' fo' seasons, an' fo' days, an' years:

>[15] And let dem be fo' lights in da firmament o' da heaven ta give light upon da earth: an' it wuz so.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abkhazians_of_African_descent

>Historians agree that the settlement of Africans in a number of villages in the village of Adzyubzha in Abkhazia (then part of the Ottoman Empire) is likely to have happened in the 17th century. According to one version, a few hundred slaves were bought and brought by Shervashidze princes (Chachba) to work on the citrus plantations.[4] This case was a unique, and apparently not entirely successful, case of mass import of Africans to the Black Sea coast.

This one can't be true. The dad is around.

>uneducated

It has nothing to do with education, just niggers being niggers, ie mentally deficient savages incapable of critical thinking and higher reasoning

>people

kek

ch-checked

I was making fun of you for saying
>Dry the water

Again, you can't make water dry. At least not on Earth. Water on cold planets don't have liquid on/near them.

im sorry, but its funny!

I know. I have the entire thing on my HD.

Tell me some of yuor favorite passages. I will paste 4u.

I love this one. It's like they completely forget or don't understand that ships needed wind to travel....

>left the family before he was born

big fucking surprise

Saw this right now at 9fag.

It was implyied that I talked about drying swamps and use the water in the soil

It's from Master Of Orion II, the original race was called the Elerians. I always played Psilons, though

Do the as i walk through the valley one

wtf uruk hai are congolese

john 8:12

>he hasn't heard about the jaguar riders

TOP KEK

This. Feels bad how most modern shit art is made by white nu males and dykes. While the chinks keep our actual artistic heritage alive (piano and violin classes are all Asians, white girls grind and twerk now same with fine art). Cong Gogh here has some talent.

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Psalms belong to the Old Testamant only bruv. They are still trnaslating that one.

Cant give that unfortunally.

Here.