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Nigel Farage 'bows out as Ukip leader with skinny dip off Bournemouth pier'
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>Theresa May set to trigger Article 50 by February, EU's Donald Tusk says
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>Bring back Britannia to rule the waves after Brexit
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>After 1,200 years, could it really be time for the penny to be dropped?
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>Diane James becomes UKIP leader
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First for multikulti Britain.
Mao did more good than harm
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This guy swoops in and gives your gf a peck on the cheek, what do you do?
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So I don't believe we've ever been at war with Slovakia but hay ho
herts reporting in
do you really like our flag? its a bit modern for my taste
Who the fuck do they think they are?
oh wewwwwwwwwwww wewwwwwwowewwwowewww
hearty chuckle dear friend
I think that's part of the reason I'm fine with it.
It's not the best - but given it's less than 10 years old we could have ended up with something far worse.
The Stag does add interest, though. It's more pride in my county than the flag.
Say it with me lads
HARD
BREXIT
please please please please please please please can we go to war with them
we need a good fight with someone more than pig farmers
who the fuck do they think they are
what's your lads' take on this?
1st for Kelly
Karen voted Remain
In fucking hate women, I wish they'd all fucking die
But then it'd just be us lads, lad
>ban french-derived words
That's like 1/3 of English right there
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>Brexit: No substantive talks for 12 months, Herman Van Rompuy predicts
>Herman Van Rompuy
>"Doesn't exactly trip off the tongue does it?"
the world would be a better place
They really are taking the piss.
We literally just voted for Brexit ont he premise of securing the borders, then they say the V4 will veto anything that denies freedom to work.
I mean, the actual consequence of doing that will be the UK declares unilateral independence without the EU's permission, which will just be the worst of all fucking worlds
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post the first 44 Kelly pics. More of a Keeley Hazell/ Gemma Atkinson fan myself
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>World would be a better place
>Things decided based off logic, not feelings
>Freedom to create sex robots and waifus as well as uncensored media everywhere
Sounds alright to me.
>the uk couldnt defeat the v4 in a week
TOP KEK
I get that women are unaccountable cockteases and pointless aside from producing offspring, but their furry front bottoms feel nice when I put my willy in them
It was a joke, lad.
Are the Chinese ready for a new and exiting pork market?
NTH FOR SEXY MHAIRI BLACK!
I'm with you both, lads
who the fuck do they think they are?
what right do their poor, shitty diaspora have to live in our lands?
The V4 countries are trying to tell Great Britain what to do . . . .this is hilarious.
I'm pretty sure that we used to send in bottle-tops (in the 1970's ) so that they could feed and clothe themselves.
PRETTY MUCH A NON COUNTRY
>tfw KHV
>tfw will never experience a qt girl's hairy bagina
More Mhairi.
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Admire it's plumage
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You're fucked in the head, lad.
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Lincolnshire reporting.
Anime posting.
Can we firebomb Bratislava?
This is aussie/leaf tier shitposting.
You and me what? What's she pointing at?
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WHO ARE YOU?
Something wrong, lads?
Now I'm intrigued. Wtf is that haircut?
lets be real for a moment
she's what, a 4.2?
I'VE NEVER HEARD OF YOU
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He died that very evening.
Also I just read this on his wiki
>In his book The Evolution of the Gospel, published in August 1994, Powell said he had arrived at the view that Jesus Christ was not crucified but stoned to death by the Jews
If this post ends in an even number I'll fap to the girl
If it ends in an odd number I'll fap to the falcon
2.4 in the dark
Hmm. Is it all safe? Do I need ID? Don't want to get robbed/STD/embarrassed
She has a ponytail.
I consider her a 8 to 9, given her demeanour and dominance.
One eye on independence, one eye on English gibmedats.
>this is a 10/10 in britain
3/10
Looks like the shopped version of the smiling Don Draper pic
I certainly consider her bloody close to a perfect woman.
god save the queen lads
>If it ends in an odd number I'll fap to the falcon
Put it in soft, let it go hard and hear the bones crack.
best advice I can give.
Odd dubs, that some furious falcon fapping
Two birds for the price of one
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Fuck me, imagine ringing up an old 85 year old man inches from death to ridicule and mock him. I bet he felt like a right mong when Mr Powell passed away not long after the interview. Then again he probably didn't. Absolutely shameless.
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That's what genetic trash looks like ladies and gents
remember to save yourself for marriage
it lets your wife know how much you love her
She's on 80k a year and can't afford a decent outfit or haircut.
She's blonde haired and blue eyed, cuck.
>tfw me and my ex were both virgins in our 20s when we meet but it didn't work out
>Victor Lewis Smith
Of course he has a stupid looking haircut to boot.
Haven't heard much from him lately, what's he been up to.
>Merkel
my currently collection of british flags is up to:
union jack
st georges flag
royal navy ensign
RAF flag
ulster banner
st david's cross
royal banner flag
counties:
cornwall
east sussex
hertfordshire
nottinghamshire
some of the counties are really hard to find :(
SCOTLAND REPORTING
Where all dem refugees at
Fuck me, she needs to give her hair a wash. Look at all that dandruff.
Anyone /hampshire/ here?
evening Gentlemen
Fucking hell she is ugly.
top 3 lad?
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The ABSOLUTE STATE of the Lib Dems - dailymail.co.uk
why do we have such a disgusting colour scheme
it looks like one of the shit flavours of crisps after they ran out of good colours
Very nice laddo. Got to get yourself a Yorkshire flag if you want to call it a real collection though.
>counties:
>cornwall
>east sussex
>hertfordshire
>nottinghamshire
You have Somerset as well mate
That was a hearty kek.
Petry
Not a county flag but thought i'd post the CANZUK flag i made a while ago.
cheshire reporting in
Bet you lads would suck her toes in a heartbeat if given the chance. Don't lie.
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those are all real life flags that i own.
i'll buy yorkshire eventually, but gotta get lancashire first ;)
of all counties? going solely off design, i'd say
rutland
hertfordshire
wiltshire
Here's the CANZUK flag.
I have pretty low standards but I can honestly say no. Not based just on her looks either, she's such as fucking SNP busybody.
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>i'll buy yorkshire eventually, but gotta get lancashire first ;)
REEEEE FUCKING ROSE WAR NOW
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We don't have a flag, just a coat of arms. :-(
She's an 8 or 9, m8, and there's nothing wrong with a Scottish woman.
>that lossy compression
Get a png sarge.
Stop lad
Yeah right
Male virgins get shat on by everyone
>V4 now want soft Brexit
>will veto any hard Brexit
Kek
Dear god
flags for counties is a pretty new thing tbf
>West Midlands,
I feel sorry for you mate.
Is your motto written in Punjabi?
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Sowwy
She needs to get that broken piano in her mouth fixed.
Nothing wrong with Scottish women but she's just a fucking pain in the arse who think's she's somebody for being the youngest MP.
what nation should I be on EU IV lads
No one from Norfolk? I didn't realize this was a shitskin special tonight.
She looks like Spud out of Trainspotting.
Obviously she is, otherwise she wouldn't have been allowed to stand, nor would she have won.
>East Anglia
>being in the same state as fucking Birmingham
UP THE EAST ANGLES
LADS
In 3 days I'm heading off to the continent to work for an EU/private-sector organisation for 2 years. They do various projects for the EU.
The problem is that now each time I read on the projects and see that fucking blue flag with its garish gold stars, I boil inside with rage, and can barely conceal my contempt or think of anything else.
What do I do? Chances are I will be going to Brussels and mingling with some big names. Is this an opportunity for perfidious Albion to score some points against the enemy?
From Glasgow.
Portugal is pretty comfy, so is Netherlands once you kick the Spanish out.
THAT'S IT
posting 9/10 English female
>EU IV
England focus on conquerall of the NA and India.
Mamluks and form arabia.
Serbia and remove kebab
Brandenburg and form germany.
They used to say stick a monkey in a red tie and Scotland would vote for it.
Now it's stick a goblin in a yellow tie and they'll vote for it.
Lads is it ok to marry a Slav? I've fallen in love with a Belorussian qt
Ugly Anglos can't compare to ARE MHAIRI!
PHWOAAAR
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Stay mad and in denial, then. She's a very clever woman.
Portugal was my first game I colonised Brazil, want something different for my second game
Serbia and Brandenburg sound interesting
WRONG
scot here
SNP were going to dominate and everyone knew it. They fielded literal WHOs in the GE, which is the reason we now have blokes in funny suits and pony tails parading around Westminister.
Tories look like the only professionals in the house now that Labour have all but died.
UKIP will be the official opposition in 14 years.
Haven't watched Bladder in fucking ages mate
YORKSHIRE
>Lads is it ok to marry a Slav?
Yeah, as long as your offspring marry whites.
how mad for your cock is she from 1 - 10
Man all "British women"(English Scottish Irish and definitely Welsh) are fucking ugly
That's why we have Russians
>england voted for anna soubry
let that sink in
would smash tho
Reminder to shill here, and make the nationalists look stupid.
Brandenburg can be a bitch to play as because of the HRE and Poland commonwealth, but does tend of have of the strongest land armies in the game due to national ideas.
Mhairi isn't.
9, fit as fuck only problem is she's 5ft so my sons might be manlets.
We need pics to advise you properly
I hate hate hate British women
I am learning Spanish and want a Spanish or Latina qt
I'm Gonna slap you with mhari's willy m8
are they prussian?
She's white as fuck got blue eyes and I think her great granddad fought with the whites against the commies.
i would kill for a short girl
marry that shit right now
K. Stay angry.
Why are British women bad? I can't imagine foreign women would like me either
oh shit lads the yanks have been doing a dresden on syrian troops
I recently started at uni as a mature student, fucking British qts everywhere what are you on about m8?
BOMBER HARRIS DO IT AGAIN
Kek
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>5ft so my sons might be manlets
How tall are you? I'm 5'7 and plan to inject my sons with HGH.
have you ever been to a foreign country?
British women are easily in the top 10 most ugly worldwide
I should point out just in case my fiance grabs my phone there are some exceptions to the rule
6ft her height makes her extra cute desu
>oh shit lads the yanks have been doing a dresden on syrian troops
They are trying to claim the glory on the work the Russians have done.
I said this all along - Russia will do the hard work and Americans will claim it as their win!
hertfordshire stays winning
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Went to Spain when I was younger. I'm only a working class guy.
Pretty women terrify me
>Dresden on civilians
People who come on Brit/pol/ and continue the ugly Anglo meme are either trying to rustle jimmies or just don't leave the house.
>are they prussian?
Once you conquer the Teutonic order you can form Prussia.
This desu. Don't know what people are talking about.
something about that mug really turns me on
AND THE RAF FROM ENGLAND SHOT THEM DOWN
don't give ugly women attention they don't deserve to have their egos inflated
That girls looks like a prostitute, if you had any self-respect you wouldn't be seen in public with it
no shut-in shaming
more slags
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whats next for the UK?
Oman OP
I wish Mel Gibson really was Scottish...
>like less then a dozen airstrikes
>Dresden
Nah, needs more Aryan blood
True I wouldn't want my gf going out like that, but you'd be rubber necking.
Calling all Devon niggas
>the wurzels are the pinnacle of our culture and are unmatched by any other act
Prove me wrong.
just want the hot weather to go away
#lads
You have your beautiful women
But honestly, the rate is REALLY low
Been in London on vacation
Though most of those weren't white so by default quite ugly
Maybe it's different in actual Britain
More Kristenposting
Worrying times lads.
The gf is currently 8lbs below the 35 stone & 2 lbs that she was a fortnight ago.
u wot
yeah ill click on that right away m8
Well exactly, you wouldn't go to Detroit looking for Americans best.
how old are you? thinking of going back to uni next year.
Just leave, don't ever go back.
It's hard to stop sometimes
Except the spastics from Exeter.
They let the West Country down during the EU referendum.
Is there anything we can do to accelerate the decline of the EU? Can we influence the Italian constitutional referendum?
Your women are overweight and into fale tan or heavy make up. Either that or overweight and dressed like a whore.
Lads, I truly, honestly, actually, 100% seriously, with all my mind, body and soul, and every fibre of my person and part of my being, absolutely NEED a qt3.14 Korean gf.
>35 stone
Feel a bit embarrassed 2bh. It was only a few days back I came here bragging about my 35 stone gf.
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>A LITTERAL muslim complaining his LITERAL bennies scamming muslim mother has been cut off
>Sympathetic comments
>bragging
u wot
>BBC
>America """"accidentally"""" blasted Syrian troops.
google says that 490 pounds
HNNNG
>bragging
Rethink your whole life, rethink it good.
MSP just posted this.
You'd better not be pretending to be retarded.
alri kpg
You are a disgrace to society
Well I know from experience where I live that not everyone is like that.
Reminds me of the ghost bulk guy from bb.com
>35 stone
She weighs 3 of me lad
Miseryside Represent
Fat is feminine. Muscle is masculine.
More fat = more feminine. Simple math that even the lowest test runts should be able to figure out.
thicc
You're a funny fucker lad, I'll give you that.
thoughts lads?
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She weighs 3 of me as well. You've never known facesitting like it m8
Such a hard choice.
(pic related, another English rose)
21 studying international politics and military history best part is I got in without A levels.
is st helens considered a suburb of liverpool or is that really just an american thing
Yes, in Britain we don't use Pounds as such.
Every 14 pounds is converted to a 'stone'
So if I am 12 stone 2 lbs - it would convert to 170lbs (in American weight)
1000 year Tory reich
Don't see why she'd do this, don't see why she can't govern until 2020. Load of bollocks.
Alright la.
That #feetforscotland didn't actually catch on did it?
I'm thinking of the delicious Labour butthurt that will inevitably result. Hoping for EURef-tier crying.
i know what stone is m8 i just forgot it was 14 lb per stone. thought it was less so i was surprised to see his gf was 500 pounds
>35 stone gf
nice
>I got in without A levels.
I lot of unis offer courses for mature students, especially in non-stem subjects.
Embarrassing.
kys scouser
Is that UKIP's new leader?
Nice, how'd you manage that? Any thing interesting you studying? I'm 28 planning on going back next year for a construction related degree, its in London so more shitskins than qt 3.14
DEATH TO KAREN.
Yeah but I didn't know that until recently seriously fucking enjoying uni life desu.
As suburb is right or no mans land.
I'd wear it.
>americans
Does it say what type of diabetes?
As far as I can see all her problems are being fat
I despise America, I despise Americans (mostly). I can't wait until America no longer exists, either through secession of states or Russia and Co getting sick of their bullshit.
This picture highlights everything wrong with America.
i just want to be english
Crocs are awful but that might be a bit much.
3 years work experience allowed me to bypass A level requirement, and I aced the interviews seeing as I was telling the professors shit even they didn't know.
Doing mock war games and scenarios have been fun favourite part though is triggering the fuck out of lefties.
The doggo won't stop barking lads what should I do? It's doing my head in.
Increase the Tory majority (as all polls suggest sizable tory gain/labour loss), meaning May can pass more legislation as she only has a slim majority atm, and there will always be rebel tories voting against things i.e grammar schools
>construction related degree
Do you have construction qualification/experience? I'm a qualified sparkie and can get into electrical engineering w/ a foundation year.
come home white man
Does anyone have that "UK vs rest of world" image, laid out in the style of a wikipedia war summary? ("Commanders: Outstanding individuals , etc)
wasn't it at a UKIP thing?
Aren't you paying 9k a year out of pocket?
It's a UKIP member lads.
who /HND/ meme here
Turn the TV off and give it some attention... idk.
Nice you should do your dissertation about the empire and how it improved the colonies. Is the mock war games you just playing total war?
Are you a WASP?
did you walk him today?
give him fresh water
let him out for a shit
play with his favorite toy
scratch his belly
Nope because of my fucked up background most of it is paid for me.
anglo/welsh/french
is that good enough to be honorary
anyone have any links to good free source or cheap games i can play for the next couple of days whilst off sick?
preferably strategy like Rise of nations
City and Guilds lad here.
>NO PLZ NO PLZ NO PLZ
Why is a British lad wearing Trump's face, I don't understand.
It's really weird, we can still use 'Stone and pounds' for weight and Feet and inches for height' but that mainly applies for people.
When it comes to actual measurement, we use metric.
Except when it comes to road use, we still use Miles and MPH as our speed restrictions?
And of course we still use Pints for buying beer.
Old habits die hard.
subject?
Yeah
Has watching the Paralympic games had the opposite of it's intended effect on anyone else?
It makes me realise that there is literally no disability that means you aren't fit for work.
If these people can do the things they do while being disabled, then the bennies scroungers can get jobs.
Sorry lad.
Pakis only.
Got my hands on my first new fiver today lads. It felt a bit naff t b h, but I know it only feels weird because it's new.
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>Honourary
Clean up your spelling and you can be good enough lad.
English are poofs m8
Come up here and Wear a skirt and call each other laddie
It's extremely masculine
>beautiful_at_any_size.jpg
She wins either way, but by 2020 MOMENTUM will have absolute control of Labour, and the boundary commission will create more Tory safe seats. We're going to be a one party state God help us.
We only use metric because of the EU, they forced us to sell produce in metric measurements so a whole generation or two have grown up knowing only that. We used to sell things in ounces, pounds and the like. Not allowed to do that now.
Properly will do something like that, but I'm not sure still getting used to uni life atm. Nah it's like the war games the MOD plays but a basic version of course so different groups assume the roles of different nations or organisations.
Who here /neverhadagf/
Had one in my till yesterday. Group of pissed lads came in and offered me a drink of the pint they brought with them. Lads. Immediately passed round the whole shop.
L3 Electrotechnical Technology (installation)
yall are good dudes for letting me shitpost here regularly.
>When_you_corrupted_by_phazon
good money/employment prospects?
#Bringbackimperial
Thank you.
>/neverhadagf/
Never had a girlfriend 2+ weeks, but have lost the v-card. I usually sperg out and reveal my power level.
Measuring in lbs is superior to using stones. This needs to be fixed.
new
new
new
I don't like Yanks or your shitty country, but lads like you are alright.
Stones are made of pounds, so it makes sense to use stones and pounds.
>10st 2
simpler than
>142lbs
Currently at entry level, I earn ~£12/hour and I also do loads of overtime, I can also go on to semi-easily branch of into other specialism.
I don't disagree with you.
But the examples I have given to the Burger, still hold true, we can still use Imperial for people shit, buying beer and Motorist mileage (either Miles, MPG or MPH) but the rest is metric.
We are a funny bunch - no wonder we were NEVER really part of Europe, we always had our little bits of 'Britishness'
And long may it reign.
Give us some good war stories la
We're wholly incompatible with the shitty mainland, that's why we have our own land. We shouldn't be mixing with such scum as the mainlanders.
:'(
Well a couple of thousand dying after being made to work according to ONS might say otherwise.
