TRUMP GENERAL: YE OLDE SHITPOSTE EDITION

Clinton can't even pack a school gymnasium! (OC)

Do you feel it?

It's my birthday today.
Love you guys.
Hail victory.

literally 4 hours later. Serb mod settled that shit

Hi.

We can't all be #1

Jk stay have fun, we got coke, diet coke other there, but none of that Bill Clinton coke.

I feel it

Redpill me on Colorado.

Was it supposed to be a Dem stronghold?

Love them digis keku
Praise. SHADILAY

We're about to enter uncharted territory boys, strap up, we're in for a fun ride.

>le blue PA maymay

Please help me, I need the timeline pic of Nate Silvers delusional headlines, someone in my family still hails him as savant

>trump winning everywhere
>suddenly polls slow to a fucking trickle

really makes me cogitate these sensory perceptions

Why not add real Trump girls

Happy b-day

Globalists recoiling, injured and shrinking back?

I am.

Happy birthday faggot. Post palms

Wait wait wait.... we're not supporting Trulp anymore? And we're back on that Trump dude again? MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MINDS Cred Forums

Is it rational for someone who hates capitalism and gets giddy whenever they hear about people losing jobs due to automation/robots to vote for Trump?

Plebbit brought me here. Only used it for the Donald

(((adjustments))) take time

it will happen, hue
just you wait

Happy Birthday pepesito

It was only recently demand controlled. They legalized weed and California's flooded boulder Colorado turning it blue.

Happy Birthday
MAGA

We are here because of you, Mr. Dahnald. To take from you what you tried to take from us.

The delegates.

TRRRRRAAAMP

i await eagerly the coming US+RUS alliance

a mating of eagles

Happy birthday, user! Make sure you're registered to vote.

happy birthday user

>tfw tomorrow's my moms birthday and I can't celebrate it with her

A
VERY

NERVOUS
WOLF

I like this one too

Happy birthday, lad. Enjoy it.

Soon.

Happy birthday user.

His real name is Cuck Blitzstein

Lads, if someone said this a couple of years ago: 'Donald Trump will possibly be the next President of the United States of America'

How would you have reacted?

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and this one

My son.....

It's in the top 10 most visited websites in America. Reddit is a good place for info is you avoid the circlejerk fandom subreddits.
>OMG look at this Sonic Screwdriver my girlfriend bought me. Pls give Upvote

Yo Burger King chef here and I'm voting for Jill Stien

>5 minutes before Trump
>Hillary Clinton's weakness becomes a danger to the entire world

Our leftist media is becoming increasingly more nervous and afraid, they can tell that he's winning

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YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE!

I can't stop laughing at the fact that Cred Forums and Cred Forums have meme'd things into reality for the last 3 years and /x/ hasn't been able to do shit.

hello pennfriend

They used to laugh at us, these liberals, they're not laughing anymore. Today they realize the gravity of the situation.

Similar to the way I would have reacted in 2006 if somebody told me a black man was going to be the next president.

Fucking update the entertainment section every once in a while, geez

Styxenhammer thinks Virginia is lost for Trump already. Is he right?

My eyes. The digis keku

A shame no super HD version with her texts made visible exists

Because /x/ is the stupidest board and/or group of people to ever exist.

I wouldn't worry about it

HAPPY B-DAY MAGA BRUH

Praise kek

who?

THEY'RE IN DENIAL!

>Reddit
Not even once

Out of curiosity, what happened?

>implying Trump isn't a jewish plant
You idiots are being played.

Guys, how will CNN react if Trump does a surprise appearance of Obama's half-brother at a televised announcement next?

>(((their))) faces when the guy you talked shit about for months suddenly stands in front of you and is the most powerful man in the world

how's Chester county? I'm in upper Bucks, it's real comfy. Glad we're a swing state this year.

Some stories are at least entertaining, but I haven't seen any in a very long time.

JUST.

HB, m8. May Trump and Christ be with you.

I honestly don't want /x/ to meme something into reality. Who knows what kind of shit they cook up on their board.

Nope, Virginia will be red this year. Mark my words. The reason it has been blue is because nobody here wanted McCain or Romney. Turnout for Trump will be YUGE.

hi where are memes

lugenpresse and merkel for prison

I remember in 2011 seeing discussed on TV as a potential candidate, I asked my dad why the guy from The Apprentice was getting into politics and he said "probably to undo all the shit that nigger has done to our economy"

You are the reason why Cred Forums is awful now. All you faggots from plebbit come here and ruin this board...

Are these real, Are they really tied?

Cut to black. A different one though.

Fucking BASED Russian, toppest of kek's

Soon...

Happy Birthday, user.
Praise Kek!
Hail Victory!

Russian coming in with the hot bantz.

The occasional thread with an user exploring abandoned houses is fun while it lasts.

No not yet, but probably by next weekend.

youtu.be/9aAyvtO_KDQ A nice interview lads. Worth the watch

That's because /x/ is trying to apply order to something that is inherently chaotic.

I guess some people at the cancer reddit thing called the donald got trolled into giving money a fake super pac. It just shows how retarded they all are.

/x/ is reddit tier to be honest

What's with all the newfags?
Half of the posts in this thread look out of place

A shekel for a good goy. I'm here for meme magic fuck your shitskin attitude

Will Donald enjoy his Football game tonight lads?

trump is at 40% last I looked

Love you too sempi, happy birthday
MAGA

Kek'd hard user

>mfw when /x/ was my first and only board I used to browse

11 MONTHS OLD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anybody got that webm of Jill Stein being cute at the DNC?

I still remember when /x/ wasn't garbage.

How many bongs/bings until Colorado rally?

Confirmed

We /reddit/ now

Sure. Part of Making America Great Again is innovation. There will always, always be jobs that can only be done by human beings, but our ingenuity and creativity being what it is, we're going to leave the Industrial Revolution & Digital Revolution in the dust once Trump gets in office.

youtu.be/958GzzqgWnw

I imagine it like this

>Rubio at the end drinks water

I'm so tired of this fucking stupid meme

What about slender man? Wasn't in his name that those lolis killed their little friends to be able "to live in his mansion"?

That should count for something

What the hell dose it say?

what happened?

I remember once about around 08 or so Cred Forums went down for some reason and everyone flocked to /x/. It's always been my opinion that be board never recovered.

I'd love to see more creepypasta though, I remember reading some really good ones before. Reddit is absolute garbage at telling scary stories though, it's a shame. So there's really no good place to go.

I take it you've only been here for a year? You don't know anything my new friend

>mfw shitting on illegal aliens in final college class before graduation about how many billions of dollars they cost us in providing medical care and welfare for them

Strange. It actually used to spook me sometimes back in the day but now the board is mostly dumb shit. My progression was pretty normie until the end stages. You can actually see how the site changed me

>Cred Forums>Cred Forums>/fit/>Cred Forums>/r9k/>Cred Forums

from normie to full on autist over the course of 8 years.

That's a pretty shitty trap brother.

Hopefully it's not a picture for ants

It's time for open borders with our Russian bros. Millions of Slavic QTs just waiting to be burgered.

wow this guy is mad as fuck

strip from 1999
simpsons from 2000 (2:20)
youtube.com/watch?v=lxjM1yCcqTQ

We're natural allies senpai

Now it's nothing but rp tarot reading shitters.

Anything noteworthy happen today?

Look at my greentext for the headline and its subtitle
The stuff at the bottom is just other not Trump-related articles

>pepe is a serious topic in a Presidential election

I'm kind of scared lads

I wanted this timeline and I got on Mr. Trump's wild ride

I just don't know if I can take any more

This Pepe bullshit is surreal and I half expect something like another meme trend like Vaporwave to be attacked next

hmm...Trump looks a bit....FAT

>tfw i've been watching Mike Pence speeches for 2 hours

I can't help it lad. How do I become as comfy as Mike?! He's just lovely.

God damnit I was only there for the Donald.

Not sure, maybe

>what if her hands start shaking

What did he mean by this?

US-UK-RUS-JAP super alliance

considering it was for Twitter yea it was, thanks anyway, Twitter always fucks up the resolution for bigger pics

Cred Forums help me with this one, is there an explanation or is Hillary dead and they are pretending?

hey, I went from Cred Forums to Cred Forums too. One of my first memories on Cred Forums was Meriwether Post Pavilion coming out. It was a good era, I discovered a lot of great music.

Since then I've been all over the place but I'm mainly /ck/ and Cred Forums now, with a little Cred Forums mixed in when something good is airing.

do you have a spot for us

>most voters are fat
Oh no I'm sure he'll lose!

..as long as its not chris christie levels its fine.

and a bit of Clinton's friend

Just embrace the memes

Admittedly I just browse that place to see if "anything" new has been discovered worth actually talking about.

too be fair the place probably would have had a ton of people if large crowds didnt trigger hillarys seizures

lol

help i'm being fat shamed someone call the Tumblr police

Maybe if y'all stop importing "refugees".

Since y'all did make Shadilay

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Any anons going to the Colorado Springs rally?

Apparently we are being raided by reddit.
Scoll up and notice the stale ancient memes and buzzwords being crammed into posts with them trying way too hard to look like they belong here.

>the one sabotaging Hillary's campaign is Bill

What a comfy year.

This home now. Sorry I'm new

Oh fuck

The Colorado rally doesn't start until 02.30AM Central European time

I just don't understand how it's so shit now, any threads that were legimiately spooky or decent on there get 404'd or just get an influx of Cred Forums posters. Hell even fucking Cred Forums is a much more better board for having conspiracy threads or just talking about weird shit at this point.

F

Oh boy I guess you shouldnt shake hands when playing golf they shoulda started hitting him with their clubs

The liberals always used to laugh. They thought it was a joke. But, today they don't laugh anymore.Today they realize the gravity of the situation.

Can't deny those trips, I have failed you

shame the mainstream media didn't pick up on this

I'm for this.

yes and he wasn't created on /x/ and they didn't access him through this site.

so no, they suck,

I think they are flocking after what ever happened over there

But you need a job to live. What kind of jobs will Big Don create for us?

m8...

>VAPORWAVE ARTISTS MAD THAT THEIR MUSIC IS POPULAR WITH FASCISTS
ravenews.ca/en/read/2016/february/09/

What did he mean by this?

It's tomorrow right?

There's a rally he's going to be at near my house at Germain Arena. Can't go, but still pretty stoked about it.

witnessed, bless everyone in this thread

fatty

I saw a link of wnd.com reporting this and other fox news local

Then take a seat at the back of the bus, shut your mouth and lurk instead of being an intrusive little shit.

>Forge world now sells Warlord Titans

I made a titan out of cardstock paper about 4 years ago, I think its still in my attic. Hopefully nothing's living in it.

LOL

Low test

TODAY!! Getting ready to leave from Denver now. It starts at 7:30.

My sides.

The skinwalker and ouija board stories were alright most of the time, but it's so fucking shitty, everyone must have grown up and moved on to /k/ and/or Cred Forums or something.

oyyyyyyy veyyyyyyy

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I'm in Boulder, I wont make it.

Let me know how it goes.

Fuck yes.
Give me thick warm slavic QTs.
blease Russia.
I gib burgers.

Love those trips

There are all sorts of jobs. Manufacturing can be done by human and machines. But as I said, what's coming will leave the digital revolution in the dust because we are progressing geometrically now.

Even 5 years before the Internet, no one could imagine it or how it would change the world, right?

We have 3d printing now, so some manufacturing can be done small-scale, on-demand. Why should we even stay on this planet? We have far more advanced propulsion than chemical rockets, it's not been revealed publicly yet.

The world is going to change in ways that will astound you, that you can't imagine yet. It's going to be awesome.

t. Tyrone Al-Asheed

Replying because of Hilter du bs. That's just how Russians talk, I know some Russians in real life and yes I'm burger land.

Fuck off kraut
SHADILAY

>Denver

How is it to live in Denver as a Trump supporter? I mean everyone there is a Hillary fanatic right?

chubby chaser

RIP, glad to know there are other /po/lacks in Colorado though

Get to building that wall mnokey.

They realized who's the real monster

Bone man

When will Trump disavow Pepe?

Is this how the party of Wojak dies?

PRESIDENT TRUMP 2016!

Yeah I do enjoy the rare spooky greentext, but they just alienate anyone who isn't roleplaying or having fucking divination generals lmao. You're definitely right, all the interesting people there moved on to other boards

Holy crap!
The whole world sees it.

fat enabler

I'll but you'll be on the other side.

>the comments section
>Trump made vaporwave heterosexual, he can make anime real

Pepe/Wojac 2016

Dolan/Mega-Milk 2024

Native Coloradans are usually very liberal. But I'm from Kansas and a lot of people I meet lean towards the center. But that's just me.

This is the best election ever, we troll kikes and shills on Twitter; and then they talk about us like we're some organized force.

I've never met one, and Boulder is even worse than Denver.

Anorexic autist

That's the point, paco.

Almost all of this shit is fictional, but it's entertaining while you're doing a long commute somewhere, you'd probably like these:

youtube.com/user/chillingtaleswi

dude weed my apologies

And redpills abound

Looks like an action movie cover

imgur.com/a/Y8tbX

I've made some terrible Twitter banners if anyone wants some.

Warning: They're shite

Hmm, who are you?

Happy birthday, user. How old?

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>disperate shitposters
>not an organized wave of chaos

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>nb4 he says "18"

Shit is pretty funny

You can't choose your fans, senpai.

you know exactly who I am

youtu.be/BDEGcl0w7F4

For real nigga hours

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need more AWOO ones

Was gonna post the same exact thing. So damn smug

>I'll build a safe wall to keep americans safe from people like you
>I'll get a green card and have white babies
>You'll sell weed in Tijuana

Sounds like a great 2017 to me already

Politico Admits: Voters Abandon Hillary for Gary Johnson, (((Jill Stein)))
>breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/09/17/politico-admits-voters-ditching-hillary-gary-johnson-jill-stein/

The #Shill4Jill is working, lads
I want her to be beaten so badly, beyond landslide that it is memorialized forever.

I drew a shitty pepe, what do you think

I love how that satire and this nazi pepe is backfiring its just making nationalism and even nazi symbolism less shocking to people

let's all watch Pence talking earlier today while we wait for Trump

youtube.com/watch?v=fKm-85D1tO4

Pfhahahahahahah okay faggot come do it. I'd personally scalp you and post it on trumpgen.

Fuggggggg

You know it's getting bad for Hillary, when even Politico has to admit that she has some problems.

Kek Vult

Hmmmmmmmmm

Jews are the biggest cows, even worse than feminists.

Why is Mike's audio ALWAYS so bad. Trump needs to hire someone good for Mike's trail entourage.

Ok but it's not illegal
I said it's not the correct word!

HOLY SHIT YOU MOTHERFUCKER IT'S UNDOCUMENTED!!!!!!!!!

I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

Wait, another Trump today? what time? link please?

I like them, they're simple and cute. You should make more m8

Man 4+Cred Forums is really some fucking shit

you need more shut up ones

pretty cool.

>youtube.com/user/chillingtaleswi

www that girls voice is nice!

I know a lot of it is bull but I only started going there based on my own experiences honestly, thanks user will definitely make good use of this

Would Trump pardon Snowden and Manning?

were going to need a new bread real quick?

youtu.be/367psk5ZdpU

>nov 8
>I didn't even have to use VA
>it was a good day

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I live in Ohio and if I don't get some (You)s right now I'm voting for Hillary!

>my trips are some inane shit

damn son, still feelin blessed

I think is the reason some pollsters are only doing head-to-head race instead of 4-way.

Even though neither (((Stein))) nor Johnson will be on the debate stage, their names will be on the ballots... I have a hard time believing that Johnson will take much away from Trump, but can easily see (((Stein))) siphoning off votes from illary.

Bad wolf!

Trump blows feces on Hillary's floor it doesn't get any better than that.
youtu.be/SYE593jd1Fs

you are gonna do what Mestizo?

rsb guy said they dont have the money to cover pence properly, this one gets fixed after a few minutes tho

>Trump rally in Colorado Springs CO 7:30PM MT
youtu.be/H-qsQrSkKm0

eeeeeeeeellegal

For what they are, they're not bad.
Can I request one with this pic?

Kill (you)rself

I'm pretty sure manning endorsed Jeb!

The Amazing Atheist endorses Donald Trump.

Thumb up his video and all the pro-Trump comments.

youtube.com/watch?v=MufUzn_xZH4

Licking cnty here. True Ohioans vote trump, faggot

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That dude knows the truth

And is based as FUCK

soon.

And the older they get the more their racial characteristics are obvious.

why does he speak that way, with missing words and improper enunciation?

Cute guinea pigs are cute.

Praise. SHADILAY. Get get get

That's some cult of personality you've got going here. Aren't you worried about inflicting permanent brain damage on your population like the Chinese and Russians?

>One of my first memories on Cred Forums was Meriwether Post Pavilion coming out.

Ayy same here. It was a good time for the board. I came pretty close to becoming a cringy hipster though, but the concept of a hipster was still kind of novel and the scene wasn't as political.

>living in a poor person county

kek

Hillary would so Trump probably won't. After all, he is the LAW AND ORDER candidate.

No

This is why they did the Aleppo thing to BTFO Johnson. 99.99% of leftists have no idea what Aleppo is and yet they all came out to try and ridicule Johnson for fucking up. The only reason I know about Aleppo is from the /sg/ threads.

you should kill probably kill yourself just to be safe

Holy shit

>implying
it's not brain damage when you're actually healing years and years of liberal brain washing

Hey kid, smile!

Look at her! She's a witch!

trips of truth. Amazing Atheist forsakes atheism for Kek

thank you!

If you ask again in the next thread I will, as we're at 270 posts.

From Metro

Have seen one Hillary bumper stick.

Bernie shit everywhere during the primaries and the red part of our purple state is full Trump

Are we sure this isn't some ironic crap

Only the right-libertarians care and will swap to trump. The dude weed ones will stick with johnson

I've made a habit of not taking advice from the mentally disabled.

>He doesn't know about Granville

Post yfw Trump flips NJ

The Amazing Bananafucker endorsed Trump?
What fucking universe did I wake up in?
Because this is a pretty comfy one senpai.

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(checked)

>1,013,194 subscribers
>Trump endorsement
WOW

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I love rodents. I promise my rat didn't support Ted Cruz. I never let him watch because Cruz is a bad influence on ratos.

>tfw hillary supporter

I think he's somewhat serious. He supported Bernie and really hates Hillary

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I think he is trolling
the guy is a liberal brainwashed

So let me get this straight.

r/the_donald got scammed by milo? why do they trust a jew? Are they fucking retarded?

this thread is going by so fast no one will see this secret meme shop

Hit me.

I want to say it's not real
But with this digits it's very possible

They dont have the guts, no pun intended

>no Yeb!

give me #2

1

Yea
And you answered your own question

I live in NJ and see/know an overwhelming trump support base here. Unfortunately there is no way it will be enough for him to win the state due to our high dindu % areas such as Newark, Camden, Atlantic City, Elizabeth, Asbury Park, etc. Far to many spiks here to, we're eternally fucked.

>hesupportshillary

Nu man's bread where?

Isnt that the guy who stuck a banana up his ass?

3

I'd like to buy some misc memes
You got any Cruz memes in stock?

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NUBRED
MIGRATE LEGALLY. NO SHILLS ALLOWED!

yeah, I'll never forget it. Also memeing about Neutral Milk Hotel and the endless Last.fm threads. My music taste is fucked now though. I hardly listen to anything new because sharethreads were how I got most of it.

They don't know that with jews you lose. And now they are coming here and pozzing Cred Forums.

This was one of the worst threads in ages even by weekend standards.

They tried to scam, but faggots smelled the faggotry from a mile away and told the faggot and his friends to stick it up their ass.

thumbs up the comment with the shiba image

>establishing a 4th Reich under God Emperor Trump, lord of the Americas
I'm amazed that our memes have spread with such perfect clarity.

CHECKED

Dat ass.

>awo

Gimme a number 2 wolf-girl.

Check'd and kek'd