Take 7g of mushrooms

>take 7g of mushrooms
>vomit a tiny morsel of chitin 2-3 hours later
>feel like I'm starring in my own Truman Show
>go on Cred Forums
>thread with /k/ images
>everyone talking about self-defense stories against crack-addicted niggers
>start laughing thinking this sounds like the outbreak of a ridiculous zombie apocalypse except the clergy of leftist "intellectuals" is forcing people to coexist with the infected and punish dissent
>"zombie moaned and shambled toward me tried to bite me today while walk home. Shot him in the head and got sent for life-impaired sensitivity training. Fucking niggers"
>Muslims are part of a grand social experiment to test the limits of this establishment's brainwashing capabilities
>we're hear to learn a lesson we'll never forget and then be resurrected by a giant black ball to fight the race war in black suits that grant superhuman power as part of training for some bigger occurrence yet to come in this grand cosmic simulation

Anyone here ever gave this place a visit on psychedelics?

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>feel like I'm starring in my own Truman Show
why i don't do drugs anymore

Here's a cool video to watch on psychedelics, OP.

youtube.com/watch?v=2U2K3pkqXzI

>Wasting time on shrooms sitting in front of a computer

What the fuck, dude? Go for a walk, listen to some music, see the stars in the sky. Don't sit on Cred Forums.

what a waste of shrooms. go outside

>a Truman Show where god aliens are fuck with you by programming the Jews get riled up a cartoon frog
>Cred Forums is the key to all of this

>Go for a walk, listen to some music, see the stars in the sky.

Thissssss..

I love me shine nighttime adventures on lsd. Then go back home and kick ass on rocket league

The stars are spider webs

Can you even get real LSD anymore?

There's a massive ergot outbreak on Wyoming crops right now. Hopefully some chemists are taking advantage

I did all the following. It's hard to walk your mosquito magnet of a dog while moving against dynamic mosquito friction. Had acute case of psychosis, as usually happens on high doses, where I had to meditate through painful anxiety from what felt like telepathic empathy overload and reluctantly percervied health pamplets on my desk as subliminal messages from concerned loved ones.

Pol was just red pill with a funny twist on life with Canadian being like little autistic imps that a pariah later comes to apologize for and take away.

nope, its all hairspray-tasting research chems

just grow shrooms, its easy and you can get spores online legally

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/25I-NBOMe

Pretty sure it's just this, since LSD doesn't make your mouth numb.

>Cred Forums is the key to all of this
Sez you, Cred Forums only got into the occult because of /x/ and you know it.

>hairspray-tasting research chems

Kek, never heard it put that way but that's a good descriptor. I've done 2C-I a few times, it's interesting but yeah does it taste bad.

>manages to redpill other boards through ambassadors (World Peace threads on Cred Forums)
>puts Canadians in their after a decade of shitposting with impunity
>take Pepe back from normalfags and celebrities having the media recognize it as a symbol of white nationalism
>summon a god into existence with legendary gets
>made possible by collectively mastering meme magic

Nah. /x/ is flustered that this infamous board of peace, of all places, spontaneously did what the occultists not force time after time.

Now /x/ is trying to take credit or they've deluded themselves into think they deserve the credit or kek is just babby shit compared to some esoteric tulpa ass goblin no one has ever heard about.

Yes Cred Forums has used meme magic for great win, but they would never have tried without the inspiration that /x/ provided them. We are your Vril Society, deal wit it.

Haha. What a question. I always visit the internet at some point in the experience. Its very connecting and the words "information super highway" take on a new meaning. Not wise to spend too much time. When the pulse nigbtclub thing happened a few weeks back i was up at 2am on acid + 2cb looking at youtube streams and periscopes. I might as well have been there it was so immersive and interesting the way we crowdsourced information. This place is hilarious but grounding in a sort of twisted way; the environment is pure and not so slow like a forum

>le drugks xD

Fuck off, degenerate.

I know someone who suffered from that delusion for a year. It was serious shit, but brought under control with antipsychotics and therapy.

You shouldn't take pschedelics recreationally, or really at all.

This. Grow your own shrooms. It's fun, easy, cheap, and most importantly safe.
.

>inspiration

More like discouragement. /x/ would just scoff and back to playing with tarot cards.

Kek is the culmination of emergence by memes.

>or really at all
What an argument folks. Im normally very conservative about drug use though i implore responsible and self aware people not to knock it until they try it. Some people shouldnt take psychedelucs period.

It was not quite a psychedelic experience but to me day before yesterday in a dream has come skate ... I asked him a question who appears regularly in many of the trade: "What are your goals?" he smiled and said, I am the collective unconscious of annons, what you want to that I want I too...
It was so bright and clearly that I can not get it out of my mind.

>in a dream has come KEK
Google Translate joking with me

Back in June I got half a sheet. Was legit, some of the best experiences I've had. I had some rc a month ago and I didn't like it at all.
This is the shit I had. Fuck that shit

I did. Also shrooms.
all the letters were moving and I had trouble reading and understanding sentences.

shrooms make me retarded

No can do. I'm here forever since the beginning.

it's just not worth the risk imo. i smoked a bit of pot but as soon as i understood that no one else i knew experienced paranoid delusions on pot i stopped.

desu i'm probably a mild paranoid schizophrenic. i have pretty gnarly ocd that i didn't know about until after i'd tried pot. maybe it helped me in a way but fuck...drugs are legit scary to me.

I love the undulating text on screens, and neon text. Isnt it interesting how screens will often make hallucinations less apparent?

Yes. I was starting to come down but Pepe really freaked me out. He is a sigil charged with the emotion of all anons around the world: Feelsgood Pepe, feelsbad Pepe, smug Pepe, we were able to communicate States of mind and emotion to other individuals without language. We effectively forged a kind of psychic connection, which, when we point it at shit and will things together, can move mountains. There is an enormous amount of power in this fucking cartoon frog and we're using it in ritualistically, in combination with dubs, to fuck up the election. I couldn't look at his green face.
Psychs are awesome. Meme magick is real.

Pls no scary pepes

How much did you take?

here you go friend

15g magic truffles, (that is a lot less than 15g shrooms btw)

...

I usually get rid of you guys drunk
Does that count

It isn't a delusion if it is true, user

No, I do not do psychedelics while indoors.

I only do that kind of shit when I am alone in the wilderness at night.

Give it a try before it gets too cold. Take a proper large dose, but not enough to make you tracerblind.

Shrooms are red pilled you insufferable faggot

>introspection
>lifts one out of depression
>aids in social harmony

>7g
bump

Don't listen to these retards, there is just as much if not more real LSD going around than there is bunk.
>Get a test kit
>Taste it, if it's bitter it's bunk.

>implying that all that wasn't already done in the span of about an hour which felt like lifetimes and now am just looking for something else to trip on

>6YWOCf1I
6YWOCf1I, this is the worst place for you to be right now, and ever.
SKOOKUMCHUCK
>6YWOCf1I

>Tfw your on mescaline and your friend shows you a trippy YouTube video and after 20mins watching you realize that he never hit the play button

>Start laughing uncontrollablely and yelling Shits getting real real quick!

Ahh good times.

Nah, drinking and weed don't count.

W-why?

Why not?

>Anyone here ever gave this place a visit on psychedelics?

NO BECAUSE THAT IS THE MOST FUCKING RETARDED THING YOU CAN DO ON PSYs.

FUCKING HELL OP THIS IS ONLY SLIGHTLY LESS DUMB AND POINTLESS THAN DOING A CANDYFLIP ON A TEEN RAVE.

Get your fat ass into nature next time.

>Anyone here ever gave this place a visit on psychedelics?

Don't think that sounds enjoyable. I did take some pills once, they were red. Drinking is more like it for this place.

take this pill

youtube.com/watch?v=OfAul2isPfo

Who the fuck does mushrooms indoors?

>making LSD when you could be cooking up MDMA or meth
There is literally no reason to make LSD that doesn't have 'personal conviction' somewhere in there AND GOOD LUCK WITH FINDING ANOTHER OWSLEY.

1-P LSD is pretty close. It has an LSA-like 'edge' to it though.

>7 g pleb
The minimum for a decent trip should be 15 g. You are just a dumbass nigger.

Drugs are degenerate

youtube.com/watch?v=lN0WNUkttco

People have different tolerance brosef, and strains vary wildly in strength and if dried/fresh.

Be careful people, shit is wild.

that's retarded

Because of the gap between psychedelic and normalfag drug experiences. If normalfag drugs were taking a vacation from Idaho to the Rockies in a 2D existence, then psychedelics would be like making the jump to 3D and blasting off to the moon base in a rocket ship that will probably take a detour to Mars.

It's like super saiyan ki vs god ki. Access denied unless you trip.

I was on pol with a high fever recently. It was some thread on the g20 summit and I just remember thinking, Germany is going to get fucked up really soon, and it's going to be the French and Russians that do it. And America will turn it's back on Germany.

If it's his first time 7 g is more than enough

>7 grams
>Can operate a computer or even read
Fuck off

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Fill in the blanks, post resulting product as a response to this post, or the person you love the most will have a small fall that leaves them alive but in excruciating pain. Said loved one's body, mind and soul will then be ravaged by opiate addiction and the demons it invites, if you don't do as instructed. Doing as instructed will result in good luck time, fast and aggressive cum, and many tall age appropriate real girls. Responses accompanying rare numerical sequences have been known to fall people in power and cause minor throat irritation.
Kek wills it.

Sometimes I get unbelievably drunk and shitpost here, but then I get a message on kikebook and forget to turn on normiemode and expose my power level immediately

Everybody should take a 3.5g dose of mushrooms at least once in their lifetime.

It is a teacher plant, and will ground you in many ways you didn't think were possible.

Every time I trip on mushrooms, it's like going home

I can't describe what that home is like, but it's that feeling, and it just feels divine... mushrooms are entheogens, they are spiritual healers.

Mushrooms are much, much more valuable than acid or DMT. 5-Meo-DMT, which is very similar to Psilocybin, can be extracted from a toad species found in the Sonoran desert. It's the only known animal species in nature that produces and secretes this psychedelic compound, that is incredibly close to Psilocin, which turns into Psilocybin once metabolized. Really makes those neurons fire.

>hypnotism for consciousness
>meme magick for the universe
>the mechanism is the same

...

If you have any sort of underlying psychological issues I'd suggest staying far away from psychedelics

I know this from experience

checked.
The last time I did them I couldn't stop watching "how it's made"
my trip buddy was also transfixed.
I think about that sometimes.
Indescribable.

Next time do them in nature. Set and setting is not a meme. You know recently scientists discovered that trees can talk to each other through their underground roots? I promise you if you trip, sit quietly in the forest, and just listen, you can hear the trees and feel the pulse of mother nature.

Tripping indoors is fun, but tripping outdoors in nature, without distractions, is on a completely different level. It's as serene as it gets..

dark net

Pot makes me extremely paranoid. I'll be sitting next to my best friend and think he's going to steal my wallet. It also makes me very depressed when reflecting on my life.

>we're hear to learn a lesson we'll never forget and then be resurrected by a giant black ball to fight the race war in black suits that grant superhuman power as part of training for some bigger occurrence yet to come in this grand cosmic simulation
Was that a fucking Gantz reference? You magnificent bastard, I'd upvote you if I could.

>you magnificent bastard I'd upvote you if you could

fuck off, Reddit.

It wasn't a bad trip, just the most memorable.
It almost felt like those mechanical trolls that DMT people talk about. IDK, something about all these fascinating processes, and the fractals, and numbers and code just worked so well together.
I dig nature trips too. It's been like 8 years since though. I never run across shrooms and don't trust anything else. The season for shrooms is coming soon here though, in the PNW.

But are you normally not paranoid, Michael.

I have. I don't have the picture, but that image of the retarded guy who's about to hit himself in the face with the hammer. Remember that one? It was used on shill threads from 2012-2014. It terrifies me to this day because of the shrooms. It showed me the grotesqueness of the human form.

Don't knock Cred Forums on psychedelics until you try it. I thought visualizing interactions between posters in different ways than just the written posts themselves made the experience unique and memorable. It also made me look at Cred Forums differently, even when the trip ended.

Nature is great and all but I'm used to it. More interesting variety of nature requires pic related, and that would be an unnecessary risk on higher doses (unless it's on a long euphoric come down). This was my first time visiting Cred Forums on mushrooms either way.

>FUCKING HELL OP THIS IS ONLY SLIGHTLY LESS DUMB AND POINTLESS

Yeah if this is your first time or too inexperienced. I acknowledge those guidelines but choose not to strictly adhere to dogma, since it becomes a matter of preference. I like to think of it as being a Dark Templar psychonaut. As long as a person doesn't do things like trip out, with their already impaired motor skills, around bodies of water then they're good.

>tfw I made this image two years ago
I'm surprised I still see it around

People don't understand the difference between pharmaceutical highs and entheogens.

That's when your reality really distorts your perception, especially when you're an adolescent party goer with an undeveloped psychological husk.

Place and setting don't even apply, these are not recreational drugs. That's what pharmahighs are for, I would draw the line at LSD in terms of acceptable psychedelics without conditioning.

>be resurrected by a giant black ball to fight
Fuck your Gantz shit man

do psychedelics cause mental illness?

You should come down to Africa m8, the whole psychedelic scene down here is absurd. Acid gets thrown around here like a joke.

New flag for me.

youtube.com/watch?v=bNerd_squH0

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As a person that has dabbled enough to know, proceed with caution. It's a chicken/egg thing I think though.

>The season for shrooms is coming soon here though, in the PNW.

I am jealous beyond words.

God speed brother

Wat

Also, if she's a suicidal Swede, why doesn't she just keep going to work and living her daily life normally? That should do the job.

You are fucking mental man. Minimum 15? I would like to come back from where I'm going man.

Oh good a leaf now I can wipe my bum

you're just trying to rob me

It can either unlock or coax inherent mental ailments, or if you have some deep baggage, scars or psychosis going on.

If that's the case, psychs will undue your coping mechanism or however you are suppressing any underlying issues.

When people have a 'episode' or however you want to call it after a mind altering substance, it's because there was an existing problem that got revealed or prodded out of the subconscious.

Not here but I did go on /fit/ whilst on LSD. Some guy was talking about how ripped his nipples were and someone responded "nice nips man" and I think I spent half an hour just laughing

Nothing conditions better than sheer pain my man.

I spent around four hours on acid watching How It's Made with a friend a couple months ago and it was an amazing experience.

There was an episode on coca cola, and apparently there's one enormous furnace that produces all of the glass coke bottles, working 24/7.

This is because the furnace cannot be turned off. Turning off the furnace would cause the molten glass to solidify and jam the furnace, making it impossible to turn back on.

They turn the furnace on once, leave it running for a decade, and then replace it.

This fact blew our minds.

It's easier than driving a car at this. I just couldn't keep focused for an extended period of time before being swept away by another idea.

I only wasn't able to process more technical information like when I tried to read my pharmacology literature or interpret chemical sheet data. It was about as useful as studying for a math exam while drinking wartime Winston Churchill quantities of alcohol.

It can get weird here though. In addition to dirty hippie felons looking for magic mushrooms, I'm really close to truffle, matsutake, and shiitake hunting territory, and those people will kill you.
I need to befriend some peace hippie I guess, because I don't want to destroy my liver with some poison mushroom. That happens a lot here.

smoke mad salvia without knowing what you're getting into and see what fucking happens. temper steel the wrong way and it permanently ruins the metal.

cool.
I think a bunch of foundries are the same way. Saw a thing on the foundries in Ukraine that had to stay running in the middle of Kiev/US airstrikes.

Nah you know if it's this filth. You'll snap out of it just in time to stop yourself breaking your buddies arm.

Phenylalanines are the worst

7g OP has thrown himself out a window I think, or gouged out his eyes. He probably gouged out his big juicy eyes.

>smoke mad salvia without knowing what you're getting into and see what fucking happens

WAY AHEAD OF YOU BROTHER

SEEMS I DIED TWICE AND SAW THE FIFTH DIMENSION SHIT WAS A BLAST

I had a migraine headache for a year straight. I was spiritually conditioned before I ever touched the diviners sage (salvia divinorum).

>he doesn't even counter-clockwise
>white sage
>white

PRAISE KEK

I visited Cred Forums on 500 ug of acid once.

I thought everyone was either shilling or just posting facetiously. It just seemed so surreal. It was hard to believe people were treating the issues at hand in such a flippant way.

Granted, LSD has a way of making everything seem vitally important in your head. That or it makes you giggle at everything.

In general, I gave a lot more thought to trying to picture the person behind the keyboard. What kind of person would type "fucking kikes, nazis should have made more lampshades"? I don't know, it was hard to imagine that there were actual people in the threads.

Then again, I was having auditory hallucinations and thought my friends were conspiring to play tricks on me, so I don't think I had a whole lot of useful insights on that trip.

happened to me when i smoked too much pot. for a couple of days i was dissociated from myself, constantly wondering why the fuck did i say that thing, or why my body reacted like that, or how absurd everything was.

to be honest, that's the ultimate redpill. it makes your life borderline horrible, but it reveals all the absurdity that constantly surrounds us. it basically forces us to think, rethink and overthink things that usually wouldn't bother us.

it's scary and fascinating at the same time. i don't even think it's the pot or the psychedelics themselves, especially when they go on for so long. it's some kind of loop that you can just start doing yourself by constantly asking "yeah but why?" to everything you do and think.

fact is, the human mind needs to be anesthetized by reality. we need to go on with out life. shit like that makes us go haywire because we (((know))) that we need to keep living according to rules and conventions and driven by instincts we can't really control, and by analyzing that we basically plunge into this absurdism/nihilism where nothing really makes sense.

because it actually doesn't. but we need to forget it to live nicely.

i believe it's an essential experience to feel the redpill.

So you've seen Gantz

i'm 100% sober and i almost shat my pants because of them fucking nips

If you have a family history of the batshits don't waste your time.

Glad someone liked it.

On a side note: everything these days comes back to Gantz after watching with a friend on two hits of 25I-NBOMe and then reading the Manga. Anyone lingering doubts I had about meditation were gone after using it keep a straight face through existential alien nightmare interwoven with a crapsack world and individual human problems eerily similar to ours. There's no going back to being a normalfag after that.

How the fuck do you even get shrooms nowadays without being a highschool degenerate? I feel like you'd have to grow them and that would be an absolute bitch to wait god them to spore .

Cred Forums is made up out of 100% cross posters we are all the same

Yes, this exactly. Psychedelics have a way of breaking down all of the accumulated particles of this mass we call "society" and scattering them to the winds. All the assumptions that you take for granted about the way people act, the way they think, the way they behave and why they do the things that they do, psychedelics pull back the curtain and make you question why things are the way they are in a way that is incredibly difficult to do while sober. You don't realize how much semantic sediment coats everything we do until you blow it all away for a few hours.

I had REEEEEE pepe haunt my 200ug lsd trip. Saw that frog everywhere. Fuck pepe

it can trigger latent schizophrenia, or a psychosis. Pot, salvia, shrooms can cause this, just to name a few.

People should really be more aware of this as it can permanently fuck up your life. Recovery is hard and usually the younger the patient the worse the prognosis.

Can't really walk in a straight let alone attack someone on whatever I had. Normal dose just makes me a productive and organized while taking initiative outside of my comfort zone desu.

No leaping from windows. I'm not Russian.

Option A: grow

Option B: know people

Option C: know people who know people

Option D: darknet

Le weed man is working on legalization, no?

i have trust issues and tend to question everything. it's hard with a mind like this to do drugs. but i tried magic truffles once, watched big lebowski on it, it was great, but even simple things like this bowling alley freaked me out because it looks a bit like faces by faces. wondered why anyone would design such a thing and every strike would break it's teeth and "it" would eat the ball afterwards. it's stressful to reclimate after this nonsense and im worried it could be worse. can't imagine to react one of these deep dream pictures or videos, this shit is terrifying

watching movies you love while high is the best shit ever. i always notice something new and appreciate them for different things.

watching movie you don't know instead is shit. i can't follow the plot for fucks and keep thinking about random bullshit or how much fake and scripted they sound.

i think that's the main thing with drugs for me: i need to do things that i'm comfortable with, familiar with. new shit, new people, new experiences are high risk (but also high reward if they turn out good)

I say this all the time. Mushrooms for some people feel like at any moment you are about to lose complete control. Acid, as strong as it feels doesn't have this aspect. I miss them both so bad.

>psychosis

It certainly can since these drugs are psychomimetic. However, one should never freak out during a trip because reality will seem broken (though slightly less with each passing moment) even in the middle of a come-down, if the dose is high enough. A healthy person not easily rattled by bad trips could take a WTFAREYOUDOING?!? dose and come out what seems like death only to feel resurrected and freshly sober the next morning.

For the most part the symptoms experienced are acute.

brother almost everytime im on this site I'm tripping on copious amounts of dxm

>local festival started yesterday
>me and a bunch of friends were going to take acid, one didn't show
>me, my good friend, his gf, two other girls
>good friend invites this dude who I knew but not well to do the other tab our friend didn't take that we met at the fest
>we take them at like 11:00, bands have stopped playing and everyone is going to sleep
>good friend borrows firewood from a neighbor campsite, invites complete fucking strangers over to sit with us
>start tripping, "friends" ignored me the whole time, felt like a personal hell is how I'd describe it
>everyone crashes in the tents while me and the other guy that was invited are left outside to sleep in chairs
>started fucking raining, it was cold as fuck
>non-stop for around 3 hours
>sunrise, everyone wakes up, good friend is the only one to ask if im okay
>could feel nothing but pure, unbridled rage

It was hell, I was living in hell. I had what seemed like a flashback when I was sitting there cold and wet in the rain, with my toes in the mud. I flashed back to a trench somewhere in europe, and when lightning flashed above it was as if a mortar had gone off, and the flashback died.

Psychedelics are red pill

didn't try acid, but i don't think it's the mushrooms. weed and xtc brings me in the exact same mood. just kratom and alcohol doesn't, because it's getting hard to think on these ones

>what kind of person would type "fucking kikes, nazis should have made more lampshades"?

I'd say a person that needs to vent against the (((Goldberg))) press without being repressed by a political correct public. But I get what you mean.

Are you
?

I'm

>I thought everyone was either shilling or just posting facetiously. It just seemed so surreal. It was hard to believe people were treating the issues at hand in such a flippant way.

I realized the same thing on LSD while browsing Cred Forums. The thing is, they actually are being facetious. Almost everyone is exaggerating their beliefs and there are almost no actual shills. What I realized is that Cred Forums has two natural immune systems.

1. Most shit posted here is so appallingly offensive that the average normie is too afraid to come and share their "unique perspective :)" so it doesn't drop in quality. Only people with skin thick enough to handle Cred Forums can regularly post here, preventing it from dying the way Cred Forums did

2. People pretend to be shills for comic effect, to the point where doing actual shilling is fruitless. Everyone will think you're just one of the trolls/comedians. Poe's Law on crack.

>7g of mushrooms
That's a big dose

I have. Made me laugh. Pol is literally a bunch of artists screeching in the wind

Try not to smoke so much

What is this riddle, Leaf?

>tripping in a group (defcon red: stranger invasion)
>go back in time to befriend OP, so that I can warn him from tripping
>decide that messing with time will produce unintended consequences with me robbing OP of his experience
>don't want to trip with women and normalfag strangers, so I return to the present.

I'm a big guy.

Kek, i had thought about the Same thing too. Shitposting kills political correctness, just brilliant ideas survive this storm

Cred Forums deserves a nobel peace prize more than obama does

I had a similar experience on an eighth of shrooms during my first ever psychedelic experience. Was at a hotel room at midnight (bad set and setting, who the fuck does shrooms in a hotel room) and one of my friends ended up throwing up and then driving home right after we ate them.

So it's just me and these two other friends, and all of a sudden I get this shitty feeling about the first retard driving 45 minutes home on the freeway. I end up saying fuck this and leave the hotel room, pushing away my two other friends tripping.

I end up stumbling through the hotel parking lot, bang on the night auditors door and get myself into the lobby. I say all this shit about needing some help with something, and he ends up calling some number I give him that doesn't even work anymore. I have these "life is a video game/simulation" delusions all the while I'm sitting in the lobby peeling/eating oranges and just leaving the peels on the coffee table.

I end up leaving. I start walking on the side of the freeway, all the while it is cold as fuck and my phone is dead. I start singing and shit at the top of my lungs. Eventually I start hearing friends voices and shit, but I made them up. Then I see a 7-11, walk in and ask if I can use an outlet to charge my phone. He says no, so I buy some candy and leave. Eventually after four and half miles I'm at my condo. I sit on the toilet, shit my guts out and watch my hands turn into different sizes. The next day my buddy who drove home bursts in my room and was like, "HOLY SHIT YOU COULD HAVE DIED!!!" and woke me up. That's my the streamlined version of my first shroom experience.

Fuck those guys and I were dumb.

This

>More interesting variety of nature requires pic related
...turning into one of the few non shit DBZ end bosses?
>Yeah if this is your first time or too inexperienced. I acknowledge those guidelines but choose not to strictly adhere to dogma, since it becomes a matter of preference. I like to think of it as being a Dark Templar psychonaut. As long as a person doesn't do things like trip out, with their already impaired motor skills, around bodies of water then they're good.
It's more that it wastes material and cooldown time.

youtube.com/watch?v=BIWyiEdT9XI
Watch this instead.

I actually meant to post this, but Beerus works too.

>It's more that it wastes material and cooldown time.

We've all been there.

>hunting while tripping the fuck out
Iunno. The Shroom is a grumpy bastard without adding killing for sport and loud noise to the equation.

I'd have to risk if were heading out in cougar country.

Fuck off.

Used to enjoy going out to different clubs in the early 90's during my travels as a young lad. Taking a few hits of LSD and flowing to some good Acid House, Breakbeat, Ambient, and whatever the DJ felt like playing. Used to get me pretty euphoric. There was always lots of cute girls, good vibes, and no aggro whatsoever. I go to nightclubs today and it's completely different - far larger amounts of drugs being taken (often meth, GHB, and the shit they call MDMA these days), and a completely different atmosphere more in line with the current trend of ego-centrism prevalent in our youth culture. How times change. At least the girls still look great. youtube.com/watch?v=qpvKLNsFzlM&index=36&list=LLamE_U7Bu16h2t3gBlobhrw

What do you do instead in these dark times senpai?

Experienced shrunken limbs while coming down on 1P-LSD, thought something in my mind snapped and that I permanently lost (visual) awareness of some muscle groups in my limbs or some shit. Scared me shitless.
>tfw grandma had alzheimer's
>tfw I might've lived for the rest of my life perceiving myself as a dwarf

Wish I could find good old MDMA... I remember when shit hit the fan. Can't find unadulterated shit anymore. Might just be me and my connects, but no one I know has found great ones in years.

WELL I CAN'T FUCKING RISK THAT SHIT.

ALL HAIL TO KEK

Not too much these days. Shitpost, game, watch movies with the girlfriend. Do like to slap on and old '33 or '45 and sit back nostalgic for awhile every now and then.

Anyone know where a first timer could make connections for psychedelics its not a big scene out here

Felt the exact same coming down off mushrooms.
It's just depth perception getting all fucky with visuals because drugs, right?

It scared me shitless because by that point I had only some 'low grade' visual effects left(grass, trees etc appearing 'fuller', colors being more lively kind of like in a painting).

>realize I'm coming down
>go to store to buy some shit
>exhaust my arm thanks to the way I was carrying a box
>get home, notice arm looking weird
>rationalize(and panic) I might've twisted some muscle without feeling anything thanks to the drug
>fast forward a few minutes, other hand shrinks too
>then legs
And it was surreal as fuck.
>stay in bed, bed shrinks to fit
>stand up, objects and wall adjust to fit
>slowly move hand across the other arm with a grasp, looks as if I was 'tweaking' its length

Yes. Even the presence of being behind your head in your own body is a function of your temporal lobes. Even your sense of position, movement, and balance requires the brain to receive input from movement of fluid in your inner ear canal.

Yes I came on here when it was /new/ when NK was going to attack SK in 2011

Stayed up all night on LSD sure the worlx waz ending

Could you link a site which have reliable psychadelic shroom spores? It would be appreciated.

I hate to break it to you guys, but reality isn't planning on giving any you heaven or rewards for your awkward existence as human beings.

You're forced here to play out your role as an agency.

I had a pretty decent trip with 3.5g and the breakthrough was intense as fuck.

Man, parallel experiences strike again. Once I ordered Chinese food while tripping on ~150ug of acid and had to descend two flights of stairs. The kicker is the only reason I did acid that time was to fix previous trips that went bad. After I got back in my place and ate the food it gave me an upset stomach.

Obvious "rational" answer at the time was I somehow fell going doing the stairs and gorged open my stomach. Literally looked at my stomach for the rest of the trip, sitting on my recliner thinking I was dead and in purgatory, experiencing life through FB on my phone. Lost track of what I did the entire year previous.

It's been about a year since I've taken any psychedelics. They just aren't my cup of tea. Took months for the disassociation to dissipate. Only sharing my stupid stories to show other people it isn't all sunshine, rainbows and enlightenment. It can seriously fuck you up.

Any anons ever think they died from something like this and it turns out you're just a fucking retard for a while? If you get (un)lucky enough whether it is genetics, set & setting or any trigger really you can have a response that will fry your fucking brain.

I did 3.5 gs recently and lost my mind (in a good way) but damn I've never done a heroic dose plus Cred Forums is the last place imma go while trippin. Just weird vibes man

That's why I'm not so sure I'll ever do drugs again anytime soon. It's interesting to analyze (and fuck with) your mind's processes through drugs, but you never know how you'll come out of it.

I already have a mild case of depersonalization going for me thanks to past drug use, but there's much more severe(and fully negative) shit that can happen. And just wanting to mess around(whether you claim its for recreational, intellectual or mystical purposes) doesn't really justify the risks.

Also, have a song:
youtube.com/watch?v=oP2SS8ggLtU

One of the best trips I ever had was on about 4g of mushrooms shitposting on Cred Forums trolling Euros back in like 2008 or 2009(when Cred Forums was the best/funniest board on Cred Forums) I understand the sense of dissociation from everything you described perfectly.

Not Cred Forums but
>Go to Cred Forums
>See some guy saying he's going to do acid
>I'm having a bad trip
>Tell everyone in the thread never to do acid
>People tell me to calm down and go outside
>I do so
>Trip doesn't get much better
For the sake of my physical health, I'm glad college is over.

KEK IS DEAD

KEK IS DEAD!!

Kek cannot be undone by one post. His chaos will continue in one form or another

>That which is eternal can be destroyed by temporal actions
You are like a little baby

Holy shit, that pics amazing.

>Anyone know where a first timer could make connections for psychedelics its not a big scene out here
Can you travel? You'll need to get to England at least. Amsterdam would be better. Psychedelics are unfortunately a hyper urban thing.

That being said, you can order shit off the darknet (look up dnstats) or get spores from clearnet.

Also, read Erowid and Psychonaut wiki DAILY for at least two weeks.

Just take a low dose and play Final Fantasy.

youtube.com/watch?v=sOzM4ClFG1o&t=201m44s

>the god of chaos, bringer of light from the darkness
>not already in the shadow realm
I mean, ya'll niggas just adopted the darkness. Kek literally comes from it.

Not really 'into' mild trips.

Watched pic related unsubtitled on 200 ug. Was a very interesting experience to say the least.

if magic numbers kek wants us to use meme-magick to legalize all drugs

Magic numbers confirmed in another thread that kek is busy with NYC.