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Nigel Farage 'bows out as Ukip leader with skinny dip off Bournemouth pier'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/16/nigel-farage-bows-out-as-ukip-leader-with-nude-skinny-dip-off-bo/

>Theresa May set to trigger Article 50 by February, EU's Donald Tusk says
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/16/theresa-may-set-to-trigger-article-50-by-february-eus-tusk-says/

>Bring back Britannia to rule the waves after Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/16/bring-back-britannia-to-rule-the-waves-after-brexit/

>After 1,200 years, could it really be time for the penny to be dropped?
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/16/traditional-british-penny-could-be-scrapped/

>Diane James becomes UKIP leader
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37387162

>President of Slovakia says the V4 group will 'Veto' any deal with the UK that doesn't protect freedom of work
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37396805

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CM>feet
lbs>Stones

HARD
BREXIT

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Let's just nuke Europe lads only Britons are real whites anyway.

Who /metric martyr/ here?

>>Bring back Britannia to rule the waves after Brexit

It would be better if they brought back the HMS Victory for diplomatic missions.

~~This is officially a YKTD appreciation thread~~

Ellipsis Poster and similar faggots not welcome. Discuss how great YKTD is.

I can agree with this.

Resist rash WTO option. Nice and steady EFTA+ transition. Flexit 4 Brexit

I'm quite happy with our ramshackle mixture of metric and imperial. It makes us unique.

anyone else read this? just finished recently. parts were pretty hard to get through but overall i really enjoyed it

>Thread on /r/unitedkingdom where a muslim says his """disabled""" muslim mother has been deemed "fit for work" by DWP
>Her """"disabilities"""" are "knee pain", "Diabetes", "Depression" and "Anxiety" Read: Fat
>Every comment telling the fat fuck to get a job has been downvoted to oblivion

do girls get mad when you spunk on their face?

Does anyone else want to give libtards exactly what they want?

Like, pay for 1000% sandniggers to go to university and watch failure rates and crime statistics go through the roof. A bit of their own medicine?

Then watch these apologist idiots try to explain away all these goatfucker culture with some sort of white privilege explanation.

Anyone like Sea Shanties?

youtube.com/watch?v=49FWp7WLYKw

This.

what region are you in.. worth getting into you think?

we're coming home boys

Who /Mussorgsky/ here?

> "The perfect Shanty does not exi..."

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>going to reddit and getting angry at leftists.
going to reddit should classed a form of self-harm.

This is fine.

I would like them to have their own island somewhere in the Atlantic, just so they can enact their own shitty policies and live in the hell they've created. I would also like your mother to be naked.

>German

Lads help

I'm pretty decent at talking to girls in person, but I am shit at talking to them over text. This girl seems like she really likes me, asked for my number, and now we're texting, but I don't want to fuck shit up.

Anyone here got any tips for texting someone?

youtube.com/watch?v=atumHTucDLU

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Makes me wish I could sing

>what region are you in
East Anglia (Norfolk), Any trade skill is good but electrician/electrical courses is probably the most flexible. Unless you get into diver welding which you can earn up to £90k+ year with only 200 days work.

>FRENCH

let dubs decide

Mate after many failures and leading me to be a virgin until 20 I learned something. NEVER USE TEXT FOR CONVERSATION. Have a bit of light banter, but use it for arranging meetings and shit.

Don't be too intense, keep it bland (no politics, religion etc) and ask her out. Don't drag the convo out forever either.

>He didn't bag himself a Mrs when he was in 6th form
You chose this life lad.

texting is a good way to get to know someone at the start when you might be nervous around them tho

My mother is 22 stone and near dead

Are you sure?

THIS

QUINTESSENTIALLY FRENCH

thought about that when younger, was looking to join the RN as a "clearance diver" cheers for the advice how many hours do you work a day though?

Meh I prefer taking a leap of fire and just meeting them face to face I'm far more charming in person though.

fair. i'm the opposite.

Coldstream Guards lad

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>""""""""french""""""""

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Whilst I was studying at college, there was an announcement that foreign french students would coming over for a few weeks. Start thinking in my head they were all going to slight variants of alizee. most of them were black or middle eastern, it made the Italian students that visited the next year look Scandinavian.

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>texting is a good way to get to know someone at the start when you might be nervous around them tho
Been there - done that!

I would NEVER recommend it to anybody.

I travelled to Wales once to meet a girl (this was in the days of chatrooms on WAP phones) before the internet picked up.

It was a nightmare . . .I would never do it again.

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>Gen Sir Richard Barrons, who stepped down in April, delivered a scathing assessment of the UK military in a 10-page private memorandum to the defence secretary, Sir Michael Fallon.

>In his memo, Barrons said: “Capability that is foundational to all major armed forces has been withered by design."

rats on the inside are making you weak

is romanian shitskin considered white?

Bloody hell, lads. I got distracted arguing on Reddit, I missed an entire Brit/pol/ thread!

What have I missed?

This 100%

Texting is just so awkward. You've got no body language, no tone or delivery in your voice, nothing to see and hear that you can talk about. All of this makes it much harder for you to judge each other, and it becomes nigh impossible to deliver certain jokes properly

>Welsh girls

>young Alizee
Le sigh.

The Queen was here making racist jokes, was mad bants.

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r8 lads

goinfg FUCKING MENTAL to this right now lads

literally dancing and belting this one out

Stayed at the same 6th form I went to for secondary, lad. Fucking stupid, I know, but everyone still thought I was the aspergic little shit they met back in year 7.

this is the way to improve britain

apologize for dresden

> . . .

>rats on the inside are making you weak

Tell us something we don't know

On the bright side we have most of a continent between us and Russia in the unlikely event that they attack

>belting out
>going mental
>this song deserves this


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let's fix that lad.

>west coast

best coast

I normally work a 6 day week with 10 hour days, depending on the jobs the for that day. Sunday I do distance learning GCSEs and A-Levels because I was thick as shit when I was at school. Best thing you can do is never a mentality of "this is good enough", I'm aiming to enter med school before I'm 30.

true

you at least got to keep the RN strong at all costs

Make us

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>Elections
>popular vote

Look how well that's turned out in history.

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nice one, did you start on an apprenticeship or ?

saved/10

The lightening bolt is shit.
Unlucky. I almost missed out as well, but snagged one right at the death. I'd likely be in the same boat as you otherwise.

I never thought of myself as a really manly man until I went to uni, Is it something they put in the water? Overrun by Nu-males.

>heartbreaking pictures something something fuck borders

Welsh Girls can be fine.

The one I met, had dual hearing aids and she repeated everything I said at 2000 Decibels - so the whole pub (where we arranged to meet) was Privvy to our conversation.

>Hello how are you?
>HARROW HOW ARE YOU?"
>What would you like like to drink?
>"HMMM - WHAT WOULD I LIKE TO DRINK - LET ME THINK?"

I didn't take long to make my excuses and leave.

>Adulthood age is 12

>socialist worker

Literally lefty rent-a-mobs desu

that's when a sprog's old enough to understand it made a bad decision

You are a fucking joke mate.

What did you do to improve yourself today Brit/pol/?

If you're not making steps to become a physically fit, intelligent and respectable national socialist then what are you even doing with your life?

Is there any hope of London becoming majority white again with men like these?

What exactly would the Russians attack us with? We've seen our fighters can intercept them over the North sea so what does this mean? Could the RAF fend off a long-term air attack?

College Course, many employers have being using apprentices as cheap labor. The college course also gave the foundation knowledge to go into other things like telecomms.

I ate about 30 mini chocolate doughnuts, wanked and played football manager.

>tfw brits don't remember that it was prussia that bound the habsburg empire in the seven years war and made it possible for them to defeat france, resulting in them losing their influence in india and america and them standing without a competitor in both regions

YOU'RE NOT WHITE!!!

Once the city used to pulse with energy. Dirty and dangerous, but alive and wonderful. Now it's something else. The changes came slowly at first. Most didn't realize, or didn't care, and accepted them. They chose a comfortable life. Some didn't. And those who refused to conform were pushed to the sidelines, criminalized.

Pretty sure there were American planes over Dresden too lad

Stop trying to emasculate men with your homosexual music.

>Maintaining women's suffrage

Give me one good reason.

I misread the abortion thing, I thought all you "always" meant always abort the child

>You are a fucking joke mate.
So are your attempts to de-throne me.

Posting false pictures are hilarious, best of luck salty boy.

Cut out sugary shit from my shopping list and added more fruit instead.

prussia was always one of our greatest allies, germany however was not.

I rearranged my room and destroyed an ugly rusted metal shelf.

We know you've already endorsed YKTD . . .just fuck off!

>American
>60%
>Get the fuck out of my brit/pol/ yank trash.

Get the fuck out of here reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Nice flag, when are you replacing the stars with a cresent moon cunt?

Prussia is dead

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So you replaced sugar with more sugar.

Prussia was a based ally to be honest lad. Lots of old regiments still play German marching songs and have done for 250 years.

TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP

ENGLAND ALL THE WAY

We didn't have a choice, you did.

did you network/find connections in college then?

EUROS OUT

Artificial sugar with natural sugar, yes.

But we didn't

She's a skank covered in tattoos now

>helped us give the French a good thrashing

Men of Prussian blood will always be welcome in my home.

We could have been allies eternal...

Kinda, I just asked my tutor if he know any companies that I should send my CV to in my local area.

that's a shame

>The HCP that was listening to us seemed to only write down what she wanted as when my mum said she likes to read the Quran in the her spare time, the report just put down "she likes to read the bible."

You change flags quite often, in order to try and be clever.

I would rather Hillary win - so you got that part right..

Look at your attempts to try and play games? -See picture.

Still better then Rosie Palms and her five friends.

>I would rather Hillary win
you disgust me.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-pledges-labour-party-universal-basic-income-a7313266.html

lol

>I would rather Hillary win

>the absolute state

>Hillary
>win

She'll die first.

Kek wills it.

Only for the bants

I get sick of American shit about Britain . . .I would love to see them crawl.

I've felt the same way sometimes, especially when they were Anglo-bashing on the Daily Shoah with Millenial Woes. But memeing for a Shillary victory is taking it too far.

>socialist worker
>worker

>Millenial Woes
He unironically think the scots will up against Muslims.

Let's face it . . .it has nothing to do with us, we cannot influence it in any way.

And although we had some support from Americans, many of them wanted us to fail during Brexit.

None of that Christcuck stuff please

Actual fucking brain damage.

the pick is because he was in his car driving? in the train?

wew

Europe has always been black, the BBC said so.

>average UKIP member

>atheists

Lads, I'm tempted.

It will suit my NEET lifestyle.

Can't play games with Diane James

Looks like UKIP youth senpai

Black people were the first people to inhabit the British isles this is true it's being taught at school why would they lie?

"men"

Lol

AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY FUCK IT'S A BINT LMAO HAHAHAHAHA

Same, it would make my life a million times better, since right now I have no income and am waiting on benefits payments while being harassed by the dwp constantly. I can't even afford to attend the fucking meetings they make you go to because they have me doing 3 a week and it used up all the fucking advanced payment they would give me.

I hate to say it, as I despise Labour... but with Corbyn's obvious antipathy towards Jews and female politicians, I think a vote for Labour is almost forgivable under his leadership.

YES. Unfortunately, I don't even think it's seaworthy.

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Yeah, lad.

We are now Corbynmissiles.

Anyone else on the Corbyn train now?

Just HOW autistic do you have to be to do something like that

#ComradeCorbyn4pm

By the way, what was that sadistic clown shit on the front of the Daily Star? I wish I'd been in last night's thread when the covers of today's papers came in.

>the pick is because he was in his car driving? in the train?
Yeah, that must be it.
He is actually from Swansea in Wales but he has tried so many times to to try and regain some composure after I have BTFO of him - he tries different ways to get his own back.

Other 'Real old-time' tripfags have called him 'Cancer' and he is easy to spot.

I just laugh at him.

He normally has two different IDs (Maybe Laptop and Mobile phone)

He does his best, but it is still rather sad.

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A film like Waterloo would never, never, never be made today.

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I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD SOMETHING TO EAT THAT DOES NOT TASTE LIKE CARDBOARD REEEEEEE

GET A JOB

I HAVE BUT I DON'T START FOR 2-3 WEEKS BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING CUNTS!

JUST

Is the Godfather Part 2 supposed to be without translation during the Italian-speaking flashbacks or have I downloaded a dodgy version?

FUCK

This makes me want to board a ship and raid Spanish treasure ships in the Caribbean.

Sea shanties are an African invention, according to wiki.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_shanty#Influence_of_African-American_and_Caribbean_work_songs
>In the first few decades of the 19th century, White European-American culture, especially the Anglophone—the sailors' "Cheer'ly Man" and some capstan songs notwithstanding—was not known for its work songs. By contrast, African workers, both in Africa and in the New World, were widely noted to sing while working. The fact that Euro-American observers found African work-singers so remarkable (as can be gleaned from the tone of their descriptions) suggests that work songs were indeed rather foreign to their culture.

We didn't invent anything as a race, we are useless. ;_;

Is Raheem a dumb dumb?

>duh alt right

I'd vote for Corbyn if he was serious about basic income but it's probably just a ploy to get steal voters away from the Greens and Lib Dems.

I fucking hate that alt-right label.

>scrap the nukes
>disband the army

Are you fucking retarded

>Finally fall asleep early for once (8pm)
>Wake up 11pm can't sleep

Morning lads.

Niggers sing better when they are in chains.

Negroes are musical tbqh

Jezza really is being serious, he was never meant to become leader of the party.
The blairites fucked up.

build more community swimming pools so people are actually fit enough to fight in a war. Tories wont do it

What's the best shop for suits lads?

Got a few from Moss, looking for a Burgundy suit and a double breasted Grey suit

in 7 minutes la

They don't take it out anymore?

The USS Constitution is still seaworthy.

I love that fucking ship, I go and see it every opportunity.

why?

brilliant

what a nob

I'm only liable to vote for him if May sells us out to the Eurocrats. Definitely will if purging blairism becomes public policy.

>basic income

Corbyn is very serious, that's why he needs thrown from a helicopter, twice.

Gieves & Hawkes
Huntsman & Sons

Or go for a run you fat cunt, last I checked you dont need to pay to run on the pavement.

I'm more offended by the socks n crocs

>midnight
Is this what being a NEET is like?

Local rugby club belting out a very old shanty.
youtu.be/tXycovDZAWA

>single deck of guns

L M A O

Not that rich, lad. Looking £400 each max

She's in permanent drydock as the hull can not support itself anymore. I don't know the full deets but take the dock away and the ship would fall to bits.
Still an impressive ship though. I've been on her once but I want to go back.

Nice boat, glad she still sails.

Hugo boss do nice suits for around £200-300

no state control of newspaper and national socialist? privatized police? What is this shit

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Lads I was just reading some old PHitch articles, and in one of them he said Tony Benn was a patriot.

Is this true, or was Hitch just memeing?

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It had a main gun deck and had both cannons on its forecastle and quarter. So we have a main gun deck and the top decks. Totalling 2. I've never seen Brit so illiterate about naval ships which his country seemed to dominate. Hello Ahmed.

>Tony Benn was a patriot
He loved England but was against the monarchy and EU, depends on your definition of patriot.

What foods do you eat, lads?

I mainly just eat pasta, mince, Dolmio sauce, Birdseye southern fried chicken, Heinz sausage and beans, Heinz spaghetti hoops, and toast.

That's basically all I ever eat. I really need to improve my diet.

Ignore the dumb cunt lad.

As far as I know the graduates from the US Naval Academt sail her once every year under wind power. Unless the whole perminent dry dock meme just started recently I'm pretty sure she's still sea worthy.

Guys I don't want to see the penny go

>mince
>Birdseye southern fried chicken
>Heinz sausage and beans
>Heinz sausage and beans
Enjoy colon cancer. No vegetables or fresh food?

I was talking about Victory

Cheers mate

Also, how does Burgundy suit, plain black shirt, and Paisley burgundy tie sound?

>or was Hitch just memeing?
Peter Hitchens changes his mind as quickly as the weather.

I wouldn't believe a word he says, he just follows fashion.

Yeah, victory is Fucked.

Does fresh orange count?

get some fruit and veggies in you lad, grapes and lettuce are legit, they make you big and strong

He was a patriot but not in the traditionalists sense. He didn't support the monarchy but he supported a sovereign Britain. More than can be said for most of Labour these days.

>Liz Johnson is not your gf

Why even liveq

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eat kelp for every meal

Are you a pimp? What do you plan to wear it for? It will look good but you will not wear that combination more than a couple times. So if you are cool only wearing the suit a few times.

>Guys I don't want to see the penny go

Neither do I. God, I hate that smug little fuck Mark Carney

Rotha Lintorn-Orman, founder of the British Fascisti, the first British Fascist Party, in 1923

(It's a woman)

>it has guns on it so it must be a gun deck lol xDDDD

>USS Constitution
>44-gun frigate

>HMS Victory
>104-gun first-rate ship of the line

Daily reminder that no matter how much they try to destroy our culture, no matter how much they infiltrate our towns, cities and schools, no matter how much they want to replace us, remember that you are white, British, superior, collectively stronger, more intelligent and are entitled to a white and pleasant country.

Yes, eat 3 pieces of fruit a day. For dinner I had fresh chicken(Not birdseye processed shit), boiled rice, green beans and some asparagus. Was amazing

It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's Hana!

No one is saying the Constitution could beat the Victory. They're two entirely different types of ship.

Not a pimp, but have a pretty big semi-formal dinner coming up soon and want to stand out there.

Also, getting into politics so it'll be worn every so often at posh events.

Could I pull that suit off at work with some other colour combinations?

hnnngg

Too good for our world ;_;7

I would stick with grey, black, or navy for work. Burgundy would be quite risque

Woah, she's cute. I'll be adding that pic to my folder of alt-right waifus if that's k?

You could wear it to your formal and posh events/parties, but no you could not wear it for work.

Hnnnnnng

It's pretty depressing though lad to be bombarded constantly by the Big British Cucks about how Ahmed deserves a 10 room house and how Mohammedalladingdong and his five wives + relatives have been here for generations.

If the lads at Waterloo and Trafalgar knew something worse than Frenchmen would step foot on England's soil they wouldn't have took a single step.

>corbynistas and basic income advocates in this thread

Kill yusef

Joining the army lads,

Got selection coming up and I need to decide which regiment to join.

Thinking of either Royal Regiment Of Scotland or the Scots Guards.

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Good luck lad. What other Regiments could you join, out of interest?

British fascism is just too good for the woeful alt-right shitposters

Hope to join too sometime this year or early next.

Aiming for the Marines or Paras. Need to get sorted.


Just in case the other half English man is here, here's the continuation.

Look up the difference between civic Nationalism and Ethnic (white) Nationalism.

Don't claim to be an ultra nationalist then or a white nationalist, because you aren't if you allow non-whites.

I agree, Brit/pol/ is basically just a fucking Concuckervative board now. It used to he a storm front board years ago.

Civic nationalism doesn't matter if whites are the majority. I said I am a civic Nationalist so long as whites remain a majority. I don't care if a Sikh wants to be proud of being English. But I do hate Muslims.

America is white Nationalist because they don't really have an Identity like English or British people. They are a mix of different white sub races and so they push the White Nationalist shut, Slavs push it because their countries have achieved nothing and cling to the White invention shut.

Not true, Anglo-Saxon (English and ethnic Americans) and British have literally created very major invention and are the dominant Western Culture. Nothing to do with the White race as a whole, rather a product of England.

Take a look at how many major Slav and germanic achievements there is, nothing compared to England or America.

That's why I belive Anglo-Saxons and British are above the Aryan germanic peoples and slavs.

Any except Paras, though im definetly wanting infantry, at least for most of my career.

Might swap to signals or engineers or whatever in my last few years to give me some stuff for civvie street.

>Facism
>Gibz me datz

Lol, why not Paras.

I heard they're the type drink their own puss for a laugh. Sound like something I'd be interested in.

Don't think i'll make the run time for them.

Yeah. Get something for civvie street.

I was thinking of getting back into higher education or getting a trade.

My dad Saif he left the infantry with absolutely no qualifications because everything you learn in infantry is irrelevant in real life and doesn't transfer.

M8, how the fuck can kit you make the run time? I started back up two weeks ago after not running for five years and made 2 miles in 12 minutes. Literally just kill yourself 6 days a week running.

Me uncle were an engineer in the military, left and became a mechanic.

Yes, Sappers will get a qualification.

I'm talking about just regular infantry roles.

You could go into the Navy as something shut and get real good qualifications when you leave.

>regular infantry

Let's be honest, these lads only have one job. Most of them probably don't expect to even go back to civvie live.

The USS Constitution was used to hunt down Barbary pirates, good luck catching anything in that hulking mass.

The sun is down the stars are bright
brit/pol/ NEETs come out at night

bricklayers are more likely to die than soldiers now a days.

fucking hell mate at least throw some mushrooms, onions, brocolli in with that. Bit of garlic. Make your own sauce too, easy as with a bit of passata, then you can properly mix some fresh veg in every now and then. Stir fries too, loads of veg.

At least get a sunday dinner in.

The HMS Victory was used to thrash the French, good luck stopping them in that tiny boat.

True. I'm hoping to make a career out of it, but would like something to fall back on just in case you get ducked somehow.

I mean I heard someone got 6mm of Ecema and got kicked out after years of service, anything can happen.

I honestly just want to go into the infantry and that's it. I've left it too long now and put it off too long, I'm 24 now.

Finally gonna make tole move. Though I did try to join the Legion when I was 17.

YOU'RE JUST A NEET
WON'T GO OUTDOORS
BRIT/POL/ IS YOU FRIEND
HERE ON ROBOT WARS

Is this you?

Horatio Nelson was a cuckold.

You could go into the forces as an officer if you can and make a career out of it.

If you go in as a ranker there's a small chance to get promoted but you could give it a try.

>May set to trigger A50 in Feb

Fuck's sake, they are not going to do it. Last time we heard a rumour like this it was set for the 1st of January. They'll keep pushing it back until we've all forgotten it happened. Its already september and the great part of the month is over.

Seriously if you believe A50 is being triggered you're fucking insane, nobody wants to do it except the people. Literally all politicians, even the ones who came out for Brexit, wanted to stay in reality and are terrified of leaving.

but my penny slots at the casino, nigga.

Eeeeh, now, eeeeh feckin' robots, I mean Jay-sus

>shot through the spine
>still have orders to his men as he died
>shagged some Governors wife
>(((cuckold)))

Yank please.

Say it again and it's going up your arse
>Pic related

Haven't got the 140 Ucas points.

You can actually make a career put of being enlisted pretty easy. You might not go up the ranks but they'll keep you on because you'll have experience.

The regulars are.getting cut though and you're best joining before you lose out a place because of a gender quota.

I'd prefer being enlisted. Officers are generally upper class Englishmen.

there is only one man who will do the job

You're a shitty imitator of the original robot wars poster. The original was actually funny.

Nah mate

It'll happen by March

The day they say they're not going to do it is the day Britain and democracy dies.

There'll be riots, and ill be part of it

>Aiming for the Marines or Paras.

>Marines
>Army

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw i was the original and i'm not as good as my OC

When did I say the Marines are Army?

I know they are Navy.

I was saying I'm aiming for an Infantry regiment.

Might even go into the RAF and.join the infantry.

Don't get me wrong I would riot too, but they won't ever say they aren't doing it, not until like 10 years from now when we have completely different issues on our hands like the islamisation of our entire political system and way of life

of course they will keep implying they will do it with rumours like these.

>tfw technophile scouse leather-wearing halfcast blacks are extinct now

Fuck Razorlight and fuck Skins and fuck Lauren Laverne and fuck BBC Three and fuck Snow Patrol and fuck you

Where did you find this. Tell me now.

Oh, well, I'm sure it's still in you to make funny robot wars posts somewhere, just take your time with it and it'll come back to you I reckon.

>Officers are generally upper class Englishmen

Generally. Have you done any research into British officers lad?

Actual mad cunts.

youtube.com/watch?v=GrauBQf7FpI

>Nicknamed "Fighting Jack Churchill" and "Mad Jack", he is known for the motto: "Any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed." It is claimed that Churchill also carried out the last recorded longbow and arrow killing in action, shooting a German NCO in 1940 in a French village during the Battle of France.

I feel like we should probably consider maybe possibly humoring the idea of thinking about maybe starting to talk about the idea of organising some form of protest or demonstration on New Years Day if A50 isn't going to be triggered then - If the remoaners can yell about not wanting brexit when brexit is going to happen, we should have a good yell about wanting brexit when it might not be happening. I wouldn't know how to organise it or whether I'd even be able to take part (although it being a sunday may have an effect)

PUT ASS IN THE AIR, P-P-PUT YOUR ASS UP IN THE AIR, PUT YOUR IN THE AIR UP IN THE AIR, P-P-PUT YOUR ASS IN THE AIR, LIKE YOU DON'T CARE.

youtube.com/watch?v=JSoMNE09Xuk

Holy fuck

I just realised something lads.

Cigarettes are Cigar-ettes. Cigars for women. Because they're smaller than Cigars.

Mate I have something to tell you about napkins that's going to blow your mind..

fuck off messi

some ask for it

don't call call those ones back

If its not invoked by June 23rd 2017 I fully expect Farage to intervene and call them out on it, to great effect

It says by February, you nonce.

i think it's time i moved on desu

I think we need to sort out how we measure petrol. Buying in litres and measuring efficiency in miles/gallon makes no sense.

Well "-ette" literally means "of a smaller size", so a cigarette is just a smaller sized cigar. Just like you're a manette. BURN

I said someone should make a petition for it to be triggered in no less than 3 months or May must resign. We'll get the signatures need for a debate and May will push it and the Concucks if they think they'll lose votes and she'll get ousted as PM.

It'll show the publicly are serious and not fucking around. Spam it here on Cred Forums and every cut will sign it and even proxies too.

They'll have to bring up the issue of it gets 100,000 signatures and that's easy for us.

Yes, they are mad. But they are fucking still upper class.

I watched a Doc on the Guards regiments because I was considering joining them,. They are literally fancy fucks who eat like 18th Century Aristocrats.

Obviously not all are, but most are Uni educated and therfore the wine drinking types.

>Cigarettes are Cigar-ettes. Cigars for women.

>>Theresa May set to trigger Article 50 by February, EU's Donald Tusk says

The EU are the enemy, there giving away all are secrets!!!

GOD SAVE TTEH QUEEN

I DON'T LIKE DIANE JAMES

SHE'S NOT COOL

SHE PROBABLY HAS ONE PINT IN AN EVENING

Caramel Freddo + doggo

I am not the 29 year old Argentine Professional Soccer player named Lionel Messi. He does not browse Cred Forums.

>I watched a Doc on the Guards regiments

Mate the Guards regiments are literally living in another century.

no u

> Married to Mhairi despite being English
> she comes home from a long day in Parliament and asks for a foot rub.
> end up sucking her toes while she touches herself, and then fucking her tenderly.
> wake up next to her, and suck her toes to wake her up.

I wish. :(

This is my Saturday night

Haha, true, true.

Still funny though. They literally are living g like Snobby Victoria English men.

u a cockette, famette

UKIP
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she's gay if that wasn't painfully obvious

Your dog's fat as fuck. And I hope you didn't pay more than 10p for that Freddo bar.

God bless them though.

I think she'd be easily turned by a man willing to be submissive in the relationship.

battern the hatch's this could be a lie from the EU to cause unrest!
Fuck the EU for breaching this info

Lucky you. I don't have anymore Freddos left in the fridge.

He's an old doggo, I let him indulge in his old age. Wife bought the Freddos, probably got massively ripped off.

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NEW THREAD

your doggo needs to go on a diet and have more walkies

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I bet he does, it's part of the rent.

Dont join the raf reg lad, its just lads who were too retarded and unfit for the army/navy.

They also have a tendacy for shooting each other for fun or to pretend they were in a firefight