NJ/pol/ - The Most Fun You'll Ever Have On Cred Forums edition

New converts to Hanaism are always welcome

>Puerto Rican Patersonfag here.
That's fucking disgusting

rather be governed by a council of 275 sunni syrian analphabets than christie desu

Thank you Lord Kek for bestowing on my Hana, the blessing of double dubs.

Hey man. I just moved out of Hopatcong. Lived there 31 years.

Dear NJ,

You are gay.

Regards,

PA

You have 5 seconds to delete this post before your local bridges get shut down.

jesus christ you're close

used to live in byram

stop shitting up rt 80, every day all spics in minivans or shitty corollas shititng up rt 80 traveling from work.

fuck off

Dear PA,

Fuck off, our state is full and so is our thread.

With love,
NJ

How do you feel about the fact that this (((man))) is from your state?

We don't talk about him

I love you guys exact response I wanted. South Jersey is one of my favorite places to visit.

VERY IMPORTANT POLL

strawpoll.me/11246863

VERY IMPORTANT POLL

Same guy. Trust me
You'd like us over the endless hordes of Muslims and Bengali here.
But I will admit a lot of Puerto Ricans and DR here are both insufferable and vain.

We kill the Jews. NY is important, but the kikes ruined it.

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>making more jobs is bad
GAS THE NYGGERS, STATE WAR NOW

only people in NJ who don't know how to pump their own gas as nu-males and women

plus it avoids dumbass situations like pic related

AND:

REEEEEEEEEEEE

Hey nj. How come theres do many dead deer on the side of the highways.

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wtf is that shit no wonder NJ is worse than CA.

They did cross so good

see

To thin the herd. Ever since libcucks turned nj into a no-funs state, we've had to hunt using our SUVs

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*They didn't

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literally impossible.

trump is the most disliked person.

trump is like nj

Success breeds jealousy

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Fuck off.

Pork roll?

Do they mean Taylor Ham?

Jersey sucks but porkroll is the best breakfast meat. I'm a former Philly guy living in VA and Taylor Porkroll is hard to find here. It's at a few Martins

huh, really makes you think

It's a little something we like to call... a pork roll.

>paterson
literally hell. I hear you can't fill like 40% of the teacher positions at your schools

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>pork roll

Went to vermont once. Figured out how to use the thing in vermont but couldn't figure one out in NY

All butthurt NYgger babies will be beaten senseless by the New Jerseyians of this thread,

West Milford, checking in.

it was initially called taylor ham but regulations forced them to call it porkroll.

theres a dispute in nj weather to call it pork roll or taylor ham

north jersey (best jersey) calls it taylor ham

>the state is built around a highway
nj is trash

Dearest NJ

you are worth a visit.

10/10 would check out your backwoods girls.

Do you have any redneck activities?

Your frenemy
VA

>New Jersey separatist movement

Lets turn NJ into the american equivalent of Swaziland.

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sussex county is where the rednecks are

come here to shoot guns, have bonfires, go mudding and make fun of minorities.

Straight up nigger? we should hang out

Oh I went to high school at PCTI in Wayne years ago the moment you can flee Paterson. Nothing good comes out if there and I'm glad I work in Little Falls now.

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Wanaque checking in

Dan?

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Cool

>His state doesn't even have a decent highway

Nope

i dont know how we have enough for this, but i love it none the less. Somerset county checking in.

M8 I bet you work at the stop n shop

Checkan in for PORK ROLL

When it hits the pan THAT AROMA mm mm

fucking quik check my nigga

How are the crack heads?

>you will never lead NJ Tank Copmanies across the GW Bridge to burn down NYC
;_;

Bergen County checking. Literally 1 Wawa in the entire county

Who near the /dangerzone/ here?

How the fuck does that get like that?

>Living in NJ for 11 years
>Wake up
>Angry
>Do everything I had to in the day
>Angry
>Sitting down eatting dinner
>Angry

Probably gonna go to sleep angry

>PORK ROLL

>the shore

Benny detected

i think its time i put you in your place, im a new yorker, and nj is just a highway, there is NOTHING else to it besides muh jersey shore

Good to see you NJ bros. Woodbridge here. If you see a black GMC with Trump sticker on it that is me.

FloPo reporting in

Nope

Studio engineer and producer
Currently working with a few rappers from Tuscany

Used to work at the stop n shop off of skyline dr though

East Rutherford
youtube.com/watch?v=yK0P1Bk8Cx4
>tfw /livingontheedge/

Delaware Valley rollcall, tbqh.
Bucks here.

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>rappers

rahwayboi checking in

Wood-Ridge my nigga

>New York
>putting anyone in their place
>especially NJ
How about we invade you again and cuck you out of some more clay and river,

>tfw all the pretty women here are degenerates and all the non degenerate women are ugly

Rahway reporting in...

Niggers and Mexicans have overrun the east part of town. Indians from Iselin are encroaching from the south. We can't hold out much longer. Please send help!

Also, be sure to post this map in every NJ thread.

Tastykake is god-tier

Bloomfield

>TFW Literally hanging onto the precipice by the toes.

honest answer: look for indians, mexicans and muslims

old people and asians (poos) checking in.

Who /longvalley/ here?
Feels comfy man

>tfw moving out of this hellhole
good riddance faggots

>new jersey
>not just a bunch of niggers and sicilians

t. all white italian/ neighborhoods as far as the eye can see

(848) here, though i have a (732) ive tied to google voice, PISCATAWAY REPRESENT

ive seen that, good job. id never put a trump sticker on my mazda, i have to park it at rutgers, busch campus

Funny Paterson story. I was playing WoW two summers ago and I heard fireworks while my headphones were on.
Turns out the next morning in the news it was a shootout.
Welcome to Paterson. Fireworks or a shooting? The hood may never know.

NJ is degenerate and you have too many kikes.

you guys are fucked. i would never want to live in rahway / elizabeth etc

Those are both degenerate and ugly

Supply and demand bro
Right now I'm working with some Italians I met online but Paterson has a never ending supply of wannabe nogs trying to become the next Fetty Wap
Theyre willing to pay me 60$ an hr for someone to put an 808 loop behind their ramblings

Ayyyy I used to play football games there when I was a little kid

>purposly living in joisey
>electing to not move from the armpit of america

it's like you Guido faggots aren't even trying

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>tfw my ex used to live in linden
>her last name is some polish mish mash of syllables that I can't pronounce
The map does not fucking lie

Stuck in Newark for school, please get me out of this shithole

i got arrested in longvalley

fuck your cops

>gets arrested
>FUCK THA POLICE I DINDU NUFFIN

Fuck off nigger

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i wonder how many posters are retards in this thread?

I was the one that shit in the book in ridgewood highschool

Rahway does have some bretty gud HS stuff tho, RHS band played in new york a few times and today the RHS football team wiped the floor with Governor Livingston HS's football team at their field

Any cute girls fancy a shag?

i got arrested for having my prescribed medicine in m-s pill container and they charged me for CDS which ended up getting dropped because i was prescribed it. I even had a note from my doctor about what medications i was on that i showed them.

I am pro-cops but that town has cops who are faggots

>just a bunch of niggers and sicilians is all it took to kick New York's ass
wew

Fuck off

Fuck off

Fuck off

Fly, Eagles Fly!
On the road to victory!
Fly, Eagles Fly!
Score a touchdown
1, 2, 3!
Hit 'em low,
Hit 'em high,
And watch our Eagles fly!
Fly, Eagles Fly!
On the road to victory!
E-A-G-L-E-S
EAGLES!

Lived in Cherry Hill as a kid, but we moved out because the crime from Camden was moving in. Had my bike, basketball hoop, scooter, and christmas decorations stolen. Our house graffitied. My Dad's car stolen.

There are certain things I do miss dearly from NJ though, but they are all cultural. Growing up and learning about the gov in NJ compared to where I am now is hilarious.

Went back to the old neighborhooda year ago, but full of minorities now, my old house is still lived in but rundown, and all the old mom and pop family businesses were closed down and vacant. Pretty sad desu.

>>>/Philadelphia/

I'm a cute boy, does that count?

That's quite offensive considering I'm from Bucks County.

>not an overweight weeaboo fatfuck posting chink cartoon pics

Sure kid

N-n-n-no homo

Linden here
Eh

I had to work in linden once. Fuck that shit hole

>Not a skinny 5'8" white boy that could pass for a girl

No homo at all :^)

youtube.com/watch?v=zsfeEvZcTjM

:^))

>

What is it with this state and shitposting?

>New Jersey
>Garden State
>Shieeet

Union township NJIT survivor reporting in

Good effort but I like this one more

>

How does it feel to be the most disgusting state in the country?

Sincerely, Pennsylvania

Putnam manor reporting in

Ocean Country reporting

See

>58.9% White

>PAfags would ever want to live your irrelevant state

You seem to enjoy going in our threads

>New Jersey
>NYC-lite without the cool shit
>crowded and shitty and smells awful
>can't even own guns
>awful traffic

Kill yourselves

t. Pennsylvanian

nigger go to fucking quick check

BucksBroShip

The view outside in Cape May County, earlier today.

My experience with NJ is all from highland lakes. Summers there as a kid was great. Taylor ham egg and cheese on a fresh roll or bagel. The rolls and bagels were amazing on their own. Great Italian ice. The new Holland bakery is the shit too. That cinnamon bread is amazing. I've had nothing but good times in NJ. Minus face to face encounters with bears.

I don't get it. NJ is the bluest state after MA. Why all the posts on Cred Forums?

There re small pockets of conservatives. I believe. It's not Pennsylvania or Michigan-tier where a couple cities bring them all down.

Actually it is

It's because the state is now filled with spics and nigs

The rest of the whites are extremely bitter and hateful. Really makes you wonder why

>tfw trapped here forever

holy fuck why is housing so expensive

I don't wanna live in a black/mexi ghetto, especially when shitty rent is the price of a mortgage on a shitty house

There are many conservatives in MA too. Just not enough to swing elections.

WOOP WOOP
NJ REP 609 HERE
HOW YOU DO

Salem County reppin'

where my literal niggas at

>PA calling anybody irrelevant

What about the chinks/japs/gooks that are invading your state?

Lawrenceville reporting in

Plainsboro represent.

There are too many things to hate here to list it all in one post, sorry

The parents are okay but their kids are human trash

at a point where they're better than the gibs and illegals desu senpai

I welcome our new asian overlords so long as they don't buy all the housing and turn us into a Canadian renter state

PA is literally a less developed New Jersey. They are like 35 years behind us. They literally can't drive over 65 mph.
I'm stuck going 85 behind these idiots every few miles on the parkway.

Glad OP left Paterson off the list.

My sister and family live there now.

State anthem:
youtu.be/YcOBb6PNIoM

Not this, there's nothing to be proud of here.
Maybe this is my Camden speaking but this state sucks.

delco represent

y'all don't even know about delco

u can't handle it

Just north of it. I go to NJIT and previously went to ECC.

So many animals.

Maybe you and your mongoloid kind just drive like cunts

Super lawrence bro, you go to the high school?

>that feel when college student dorming in Newark
Please end me before the Basketball Americans do

You're not really from NJ if you don't know who this is.

And no I'm not Camden nigger trash, I'm white from Audubon which is right next to it. Majority white but with the distance from Camden being so small all of the white people here are niggerized druggies.

used to.
dat tastee subs right there tho

some of the country side is nice down south

but it's dispersed between dilapidated white flight wastelands, cows, and displaced confederate hicks

but good luck finding something to do that isn't drugs, shooting ducks, or fleeing to Delaware for tax evasion

NJIT here too. shits a mess. atleast they put that new parking garage in so i dont have to walk though the hood everyday.

>jersey shore guidos in cape may
>not in seaside

It's like you've never left your house m8

Uncle Floyd

My friend lived right above tastees, I loved going to place. Thinking of getting something from there tomorrow, shit is so good.

Grew up in Dover. Moved out to upstate New York during college and got a nice job out here.

God damn I miss Taylor ham they just started carrying it wegmans.

Anyways Dover Italian and nigger/Asian population has disappeared. Only Puerto Ricans and Latin Americans and old white people.

Glad I got out of jersey.

Pompton Plains richfag reporting in

I worked there for a few years, theyre good people over there. although everyone always asked about the store in edison when they came in

Lucky fucking you, just graduated from AHS. Going to NYU two years from now just going to relax this year.
Dude the increase of crime in the past five years into Camden's surrounding area has been RIDICULOUS. All of the white kids who, twenty years ago would've been self-respected Italian Americans, now walk around calling anyone they see "little bitch" while smoking pot and vaping. My mom's car got vandalized TWICE in a month two years ago, one time her new bike got stolen too. She's hardcore about that shit so she nearly fucking flipped and burned down the house in a fit of rage.
I honestly can't wait to move out of this town, this area in general. I'm going to move up into North Jersey for school and then with my parents and sister down to Fort Meyers, Florida. New Jersey is literally lost and is just New Afrika at this point, but 90% white.
Ayy, South Jersey?

Bunch of cancerous bennies right there.

I fuckin' hate Asians. But I'm kinda glad they moved in. My house's price soared after they moved in. I think my high school ranking went up by something like 6 ranks. I sold it. Now I've bought a bigger place in South Jersey where I can kick back.

NJ air power is no joke.

Glassboro in this mother fucker

Who here /statenisland/??
Pretty much NJ if you ask me

Why about the one in edison?

>South Jersey
Vineland area, Camden area or the shore?

If I were ever going to live in NY, it'd be Staten Island

UHF, Channel 68

Has anybody met him??

Former 609 reporting in...just wondering whereabouts in New York, desu?

I did the opposite and moved from upstate NY to South Jersey, only to find myself back upstate again. I want to kill myself, even though it is beautiful AF up here.

Never thought I'd say this, but I miss SJ like crazy :[

I saw Chris Christy at a deli once in Randolph like ten minutes away from his house. Pretty cool he ordered a sandwich and some potato salad.

>be me student at RVCC
>live in an affluent upper class suburb nestled away in the mountains, away from the shitskin cities
>finally there have been some breakins the past few months
>theniggershavearrived
>register for firearm and purchase a remington shotgun

hell if some chimp is taking our shit

Thank god for the natural boundary of the Delaware river.

A. Philadelphian

Look at the oldfags. UHF indeed.

>he still might be playing at Colucci's in Haledon on Thursday nights.

>Manhattan explosion
Finally those perfidious New Yorkers are getting what they deserve

njit or rutgers?

i go to rutgers law part time, im moving to hobo mb desu

is it really that unsafe? i lived in camden for rutgers school for a year and i've never became so racist

>filthydelphia

go back to your slimy nigger city you faggot.

585 now, got a job in IT at a school and also deliver mail on Saturdays.

Already bought a house with 60 acres and now looking at investing in rental properties. Really though upstate ny is jobless hole unless you get a good paying job with the state or federal government.

Started buying guns too and got into shooting safe act sucks but what can you do.

This

Hey, Center City and South Philly are good, it's West and North Philly you have to watch out for. Nothing better than jogging down the Schuylkill looking at all the Neo-Roman architecture and Italian delis.

NJ fag here. This state is complete shit. Inb4
>why don't you move out?
Too young kinda and poor.

Yeah... the niggers just across Route 22 and go up the mountain... most likely from Plainfield. It could be Mexicans from Plainfield, but who am I kidding?

Liking all the jersey bros here

Any RVCC fags here?
Taking classes there and after 2 years I'm transferring to NJIT.

that's exactly it dude. familiar with warren I see

>tfw we should install a checkpoint off 22 and ban shitskins from entering

aye first year RV fag here. History education major.

I've met one rednecky dude so far who's pretty cool and redpilled. I mentioned Cred Forums and he said some of his buddies come on here.

>mfw he tells me for halloween him and his buddy dressed as klan members and hung a noose from his truck

Any CCM bros here?

went to rvcc 2 years ago and im at njit now lol

Anyone see this guy running in the opposite direction of NYC?

>pic related is where i live

holy fucking shit im from bridgewater man, did you go to BRHS?

Nah I went to watchung hills HS so we should hate each other apparently. A redpilled dude I've met in my math and computer class is from bridgewater though. His name is James

Native of based Warren County reporting in. Never appreciated it until moving to Canada (dual citizenship) for university.

Everyone hating on NJ has never been off I95 or the Newark airport tarmac, or else they would realize there are homogenous 96% white communities with no crime whatsoever in the northwest. Not to mention twisting country roads and bountiful nature.

This

Why can't we have our own real city, bros?

test

Y-y-yes?

Because the liberals hate when white people do something productive and would diversity bomb it to death once it becomes successful.

Are you lonely friendo?

It's pork roll you dense fucks. Taylor ham is the brand, just as Q-Tips makes cotton swabs.

t. Bergen County entire life

WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE

M-maybe

Shhh, don't worry BB. We'll be free of this state. Just after college.

Nah I went to Immaculata highschool. Had its fair share of controversy there, but it was pretty damn nice.

Excuse you but I'm never leaving this place. If the wops and polacks are willing to stay behind and fight the shitskins, then so am I.

>>Camden Niggers refuse to stand for Anthem for home opener football game.
>6abc.com/sports/local-high-school-players-echo-kaeprnicks-protest/1509037/

Hey, (OP), member when people cared about the national anthem?

"Oh! I member!"

"And, and, member when, people stood for the flaaaag?"

"I member, I member!"

>This is you OP

>unironically quoting south park as an argument

But why? I don't like this place too much, the people here are overwhelmingly rude.

>He doesn't love his anthem and flag
GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY YOU FUCKING WETBACK GET THE FUCKK OUT FUCK YOU GET OUT FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm from PA. Moved to NJ for work. In Belmar. Fuck Jews and libs

Anyone else noticed an influx in mexishits and basketball americans in rural areas?

t. Warren County resident

Who else /Bergencounty/ here?

Thanks bro. Currently 607 here. I can buy some amazing property, just have to drive half an hour to the nearest grocery store.

Fuck.

Containment areas leaking

Hey, thread, you member when faggots stayed on reddit?

I member!

It's really hard to imagine how pumping gas could be considered something only a professional could do. It's like hiring someone to tie your shoelaces for you.

Former OT resident here

Essex County, born n' raised. Springsteen 4-evah

908 boi here, temporarily in maryland

Gloucester county here

Some days I consider shooting up Camden and fleeing into the Pine Barrens. Who wants to get in on it?

Why do so many Jersey faggots go to MA state schools?

ITS HAPPENING!!!

can anyone tell if this is a south jersey or philly native?

youtube.com/watch?v=qGvhCbWednQ

I went to AC for the first time in a few years last weekend and jesus fucking christ.

Somebody just put it out of it's misery.

>pa
>relevant
>literally coal mines and steel mills
WEW

WEW LAD

look around PA, literally full of meth addict looking pathetic whites and fat cunts

best thing is, you're all poor

feet pics please

feet pics please

I'm from LV. There's no actual crime there, so the cops are hypersensitive to everything. Got arrested in high school twice for being with someone who has weed, I didn't even have anything on me.

We're just used to driving faster than 10 mph. Sorry not sorry.

What is the biggest city in New Jersey? Does it even qualify as a city by regular standards?

where in rahway, nigga?

my sister lives there off st george, between the dairy maid and DZ motors, a lot closer to DZ

>Warren County

only been up that way once for this wolf preserve

lakotawolf.com/

it was pretty cool

also got the best reuben I've ever had at some place I can't remember the name of.

overall 10/10 county would visit again

newark or jersey city, and yes both do

they're not global kind of cities but they're pretty big relative to the rest of the country
>tfw i live in a city in maryland
>60-70k people
>qualifies as a city
wew lad

>4 slices
hahhahhaaaaaa
why am i fat? i only eat 4 slices for breakfast...

COREY?

Yeah its bad. I give this state 10 years before its >90% non-white.

Even the semi-wealthy bufferzone around the turbokikes in far hills is seeing a lot of shitskins, lived in the area my whole life and its changed dramatically.

Hits a little too close to home. Damn.

Nah, sorry man.

I mean it's kind of true Crispy had to pass a law saying that NJ govt workers had to live here or get fired because of the drain to PA

Go to bed mike

Who /Rutgers/ here

Freshman, AMA

>Rutgers
heh
t. NJIT

I'm so sorry

Feel free to transfer

Whatever makes you feel better about yourself >Rutgersfriend :^)

Morris County fag reporting in.

>tfw its not mike

never got to graduate, ran out of money. going back when i get back to nj tho

>started in 2010
which campus and why the fuck did you choose that shithole of a school

It's always mike

>which campus
Commuting now unfortunately but hopefully moving into c ave next semester and a fraternity house next year

Chose the school because it was cheap and I liked it and wanted to stay close to home. Its really not bad

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hey mike
EAT A DICK YA NJ CUNT YA

that's northeast phialdelphia. The shitty row homes give it away.

Rutgers student here, don't join a frat at Rutgers. Greek Life is a joke and becomes pretty irrelevant when you turn 21. I'm in a frat too and don't even hang out with my brothers anymore. Off campus apartments are all slums too unless you're lucky or live in a $1000/month condo.

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Anyone go to the Republican Picnic in Berkeley Township today?

How am I supposed to get into parties without a ratio then?

Also I wanna move into a dorm, not off campus

Looks comfy

Sorta looks like England

Ya man, poo in loos are showing up in Sussex, they keep multiplying.

Any Sussex hicks in here NJ bros?

Fuck man
let's drop the racist meme for a sec
I live in Jersey and the Orthodox Jews are fucking everywhere.
You fucks haven't seen real cultural degeneracy until you see Lakewood

Who /mercer county/ here

>implying we don't already know

Princeton here

Literally the most disgusting race, like poo in loos but with an even more of a superiority complex, thankfully the community is shrinking where I am in Bergen because degeneracy is corrupting the next gen. Last I heard they are hated in Isreal too. Imagine being such a disgusting a nation made for your kind barely tolerates you.

/Mercer county community college/ here senpai.

Did anyone else go to based St Augustine prep?

Princeton University or just the town?

just the town, I'm nowhere near normie/chink enough for the University.

I'm at the community college for now, taking a semester off from >Stevens after failing nearly every class because muh depression

Oh shit my brother graduated with a BA/MA from Stevens. It's a good school.

Make friends with girls. If you can't already pull chicks, your luck of getting into a decent frat is really slim unless they take you as the token nerd to boost their GPA, otherwise you'll be doomed to join a shit frat that doesn't pull any girls.

yeah, I liked it there but it's obscenely expensive so there's no reason to go if I'm just going to fail everything.

Keep your head up bro!

Hopewell Valley represent

how/where?

Am I just supposed to talk to girls in my lecture lol\

only girl friends I have here are ones from my high school

who else /springsteen/ here

youtube.com/watch?v=CYHGh6lmSbo

who else /doesn't like springsteen or bon jovi/ here?

>If you can't already pull chicks, your luck of getting into a decent frat is really slim
I rushed two of the top houses this fall (just for fun, cant pledge till spring as a freshman anyway)

A lot of the brothers seemed average looking. Also a lot were pretty short, I saw like two 5'6 guys and more 5'7 guys

Only a handful of the brothers looked like typical handsome chads

Only thing is they were all pretty buff, so I guess ill start hitting the gym

Someone make a new thread

Trentonians for one

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