Cred Forums will defend this tweet

>Cred Forums will defend this tweet

>John Green

Why does that Tweet need defending. It was awesome.

>John Green
>John "I got rejected and she fucked a ton of dudes until I had money then got with me" Green

I hope my bantz are that good at his age

THANKS FOR CORRECTING ALL THE RECORDS
IT REALLY MADE ME THINK
ABOUT HOW SOON YOU'LL KILL YOURSELF
HER CAMPAIGN'S ON THE BRINK!

THANKS FOR CORRECTING ALL THE RECORDS
IT REALLY MADE ME THINK
ABOUT HOW SOON YOU'LL KILL YOURSELF
HER CAMPAIGN'S ON THE BRINK!

THANKS FOR CORRECTING ALL THE RECORDS
IT REALLY MADE ME THINK
ABOUT HOW SOON YOU'LL KILL YOURSELF
HER CAMPAIGN'S ON THE BRINK!

THANKS FOR CORRECTING ALL THE RECORDS
IT REALLY MADE ME THINK
ABOUT HOW SOON YOU'LL KILL YOURSELF
HER CAMPAIGN'S ON THE BRINK!
THANKS FOR CORRECTING ALL THE RECORDS
IT REALLY MADE ME THINK
ABOUT HOW SOON YOU'LL KILL YOURSELF
HER CAMPAIGN'S ON THE BRINK!

All presidential candidates need to be cold unemotional robots

Anyway, delete your account! XDDDDDDDDDDDD nice clock Ahmed XDDDDDD

John "I eat 48 dicks cereal" (((Green)))

He knows his demographic for his books. Women are sluts. Appeal to women's emotions.

No one actually believes this, least of all the sluts themselves.

This is defensible bantz. There are other less defensible bantz, like "Key to women is you have to treat them like shit" and "My baby's boobs are like her mothers"

>Greenposting has spread to Cred Forums

>John Green
Why can't refugees rape and kill guys like this instead of innocent people?

Besides a more accurate version would be Cheerios but 48 dicks have been stirred in it

This is in defense of the woman he married, she fucked like 50 dudes, no joke.

He's only using cute analogies to disconnect himself from thinking about his qt wife (who only married him for his money) getting railed by 100
Chads

Never trust a beta male.

Did he happen to become successful and RICH writing a shitty book within that 4 year period? Hmmm

Jesus, that's fucking gold.
Right into my John Green collection.
Someday this will make a great shitpost.

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I doubt it. He is a high achiever. It either bothers him or its his fetish. I really think he is just pandering to his demographic and virtue signaling to Hollywood.

Surely that must be a

Pure coincidence.

>comparing human beans to cheerios

You'd think this vile objectification would trigger some people.

He looks like a cuck

He decided to run for the elections pretty recently.So not his fault.

He is one

because he sounds like a deviantart user

Of course he is but that other user thinks he's just pandering. We have a system that rewards cucks for being cucks so it's no surprise Mr Green is doing so well

>John Green
super punchable face. just begging for it.

You shouldn't be surprised when creative types are into femdom, whore worship, or cuckoldry. These themes show up in movies, TV Shows, and comics because of their creators. How common is the whore with a heart of gold trope? Hollywood promotes this shit because many in Hollywood are into it.

>It either bothers him or its his fetish.
I specifically said it could be his fetish in the same post I used the word pandering. It could be both or one of the other.

And that was at her bachelorette party....

Maybe he's just bluepilled and believes women are not instinctive whores. The only use a woman has is to produce high quality sons. Daughters are useless

I doubt it is only that. He certainly could be bluepilled, but that doesn't contradict pandering to make money or being a cuckold. All three could be occurring.

>all three are occurring
[We're reaching leves of cuckoldry not thought possible]

Inherent degenecy, while funny, is not polite for a president to talk about in an immture manner

>w8ing 4 years for her to get off the dick carousel
WEW
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Cheerios gave me AIDS and it wasn't even honey nut.

>Here's a door that can be open by any key mr green
>b-but isnt that unsafe?
>Dont judge it's not the doors fault it cant keep itself closed

Is there some biological beta trait wherein the male loves licking up whatever trace amounts of dick product are left in the females vagina?

Guys can we call some random thing sexist and convince Trudeau to allocate the Canadian people's tax dollars to our tax free non-profit?

>tfw posting a John Green thread on /his/
It's like dropping an atom bomb, he's a whole different grade of retard than the other historytubers.
>Le Mongols X)))))
>Le Europe didn't do anything ever :DDDD
>Le Islamic Golden Age is da best XDDDDD
>Le fucking European colonists X(((((

I literally can't believe I used to watch this dumb fucks videos back when I was in highschool. Has he posted a video on the election whatnot? Curious to see the propaganda now.

Who wouldn't want to eat cheerios soaked in another guy's milk?