So I keep seeing this ugly fat bitch pop up on tv commercials and her whole shtick is hitting on guys and LOL bc she's fat and ugly and looks like general ursus from planet of the apes. Naturally, she nogs out later and goes apeshit making national headlines when she is bullied on twitter by anons calling her harambe etc. Memes aside, it really makes me think.
Next up, another fat miss piggy-looking whore with her whole shtick being a foul mouthed fat whore who's punchline is muh vagina. She proceeds to get rustled on twitter and go on a lefty diatribe because a random user calls her a fat whore. Liberal logic is quite fascinating, what'd they expect again?
She could at least try a more flattering hair style, I mean come on
Isaiah Fisher
please refrain from posting content like this this almost reminds me of old Cred Forums days
Luis Bennett
straight outta some fucking warhammer army
Jeremiah Miller
Dunno nothin bout nobody nohow!
Lincoln Wright
you watching hangover on tnt brah?
Evan Gonzalez
I'd probably fuck the Jewess whore desu
Jaxson Cook
>implying you wouldnt
Cooper Peterson
I bet Jewmer loves taking photos with Harambe because she's the only person who can actually make her look kind of petite.
Easton Parker
That is what they expect. It's the victim industrial complex. They're cashing in on SJW faggotry.
>Agitate
>People retaliate
>Cry and play the victim
>????
>Profit
Levi Powell
I would, but it wouldn't end well
Thomas Ross
the fact that that sheboon managed to make millions from her sheboon like screaming, makes me believe I could cure cancer if I gave it a shot
it's just so impossible to imagine, just look at it. It's not smart, or funny or interesting. It's not clever. It doesn't produce anything or protect anyone. It's just there in its full ugliness. It's just standing there and laughing at you because you will most likely never make have the money she just made from that retarded remake of ghostbusters
AAAAAAAAAAAAAa
James Morris
Does blonde hair make race mixing with a jew acceptable?
Lincoln Hernandez
thats actually quite hot
Oliver Davis
9/10ths of a person anyways
Jacob Diaz
It is probably very good at networking and self advertising though
That's literally everything that matters nowadays
Daniel Mitchell
All I see are two cows.
Jose Howard
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Robert Brooks
I don't know what you yanks are into but her face looks like dan aykroyd's. I wouldn't fuck her with your penis user
Charles Cook
BANTZ
Angel Edwards
Just lol
Wyatt Gutierrez
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Jaxon Williams
>her face looks like dan aykroyd's God fucking dammit.
Kevin Murphy
Schumer is just another piece of shit product of Jewish nepotism.
She even got btfo by her lesbo "friend" Tig Notaro, saying she basically used her cancer for brownie points.
James Perez
I clicked on this thinking it was a cuck thread and Leslie was a male bull
Oliver Parker
>Someone thought leaking nudes of the sheboon was a good idea
Luis Walker
>that amount of photoshop >still doesn't manage to look good
Wyatt Martin
Wouldn't want? Milk her?
Aaron Williams
Wouldn't do what? Burn her alive in a trash incinerator? Don't tell me what I will and won't do, you don't know me!
Isaac Wright
linetrap probably browses Cred Forums and is less degenerate than schumer
Jaxson Thompson
She isnt anything special but dont sit here and tell me 95% of basement dwellers on Cred Forums wouldnt fuck her.
Or are we going to play another episode of "we are all alphas who fuck 10/10 bitches regularly"
Christian Watson
I.dunno about the black one but the white chick is actually funny.
David Wood
I hope that more than 5% of basement dwellers on Cred Forums would rather become monks than touch that kike cow
Isaiah Lee
I'dmilk the cock of the one on the left, if it wasn't so damaged and probably diseased from making porn.
Michael Young
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Matthew Price
This one's better.
Carter Morgan
I would never touch that woman, she is absolutely disgusting to me, i feel sick whenever I look at her.
Robert Bailey
There is something cartoonish going on with her.
Nolan Gomez
I think sometimes she looks attractive. Like in that picture minus the retarded face I'd love to fuck her. Most other times she looks like this and I'd still fuck her, just not too happily.
Jason Young
Yeah, I know I'm in the minority in saying if I had to fuck one or the other, I'd take the blonde. I'm just not into dick.
Would need two things. A condom, obviously. Also something to knock her unconscious long enough to escape afterwards.
I mean face it, sex with a female is generally something a straight guy wants, sure, but we have to weigh the cost. Having to pretend to listen while she jabbers incessantly afterwards. All too often, it simply winds up costing more than it was worth.
Hunter Jenkins
I would become a race traitor for Sarah Silverman
Christian Wright
Thats most women though, they cake on makeup wear pushup bras and clothes that make their bodies look better than they are.
Jaxon Gomez
We all would.
Asher Powell
Yeah she is sexy, but to me the ultimate jewess is kat dennings
Connor Hernandez
I actually passed it up the first assuming it was some cuck shit. Then a few refreshes later I realize that is not a man.
Mason Brown
No that ones a filthy dick chopper too.
Brody Long
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Elijah Morris
jesus
Brody Richardson
>Liberal logic is quite fascinating Term liberal logic sounds like an oxymoron. It has to be studied with the noble art of trolling of course.
Jose Parker
That freaking pig face.
Dominic Davis
they are both pigs and a disgrace to the race. the human race.
Brayden Perry
this one wins
John Gonzalez
she's ugly as sin but who cares, she can't control that. the thing she can control is that awful hairstyle that only emphasizes her ugliness.
Tyler Watson
no i woundnt and if you would theres something wrong with you. that bitch is ugly and this pic proves it, because this pic tries to show miss piggy in the best possible angle and light and make up...SHE STILL UGLY AS SHIT.
Owen Phillips
Meanwhile, in Germany.
Josiah Ortiz
Weird.
James Price
did you guys hear the one about the pig and the ape? so a pig and an ape walk into a train.... and there both ugly as fuck the end HAIL TRUMP
Christian Price
yeah, i'll proxy to costa rica for this. (i got banned for posting spicy huma abedin .zips that show how she was related to SAAR fund OOPS SRY JEWS I SLIPPED AGAIN)
WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO: i'm sorry for linking to kikebook, but the full interview is too much for any man to bear, and this excerpt is important
Listen, Amy. I fucking hate you. I thought I hated you more than anyone else ever has, and that was before this. I have to deal with Hillary coming to the school I lost my virginity at. I yelled PEPE at the top of my lungs from the balcony, you can watch the video. And now, you?
Dump? You're a fucking dump. You call those jokes? You are a worthless, piggy whore. I'm glad you wouldn't want to be here because the town would be so much dumpier with you visiting. Every joke you'e ever written is about what a shameless slut you are. I've had enough.
Don't come to Reno.
Adrian Kelly
Aaaaaand I havent laughed that hard from Cred Forums in a few days at least. Cheers cunt
Connor Lee
This is literally the only picture I've seen where she looks relatively bangable, but it's mostly because of the makeup and her facial expression hiding her angular piggy features.
This pretty much sums up (((Amy)))'s agenda.
John Moore
>implying
Aiden Price
her face is just awful though. Imagine without makeup and photshop, yikes.
Kayden Lee
No. I don't feel sex so it would be over all horrible experience that felt like rape for the both of us.
Easton Williams
That fat bitch? Nope.
Michael Wright
>a fucking fridge!
Mason Gutierrez
I used to think that I was born into a boring age, where the frontiers were gone and everyone was a hapless, sexless, thoughtless, limp-wristed proto-serf -- but in the last couple years I've come to realize that I'm actually living in the greatest happening since the enlightenment. The sociopolitical pendulum is currently suspended at it's most "progressive" apogee, and it's about to come crashing back down with incredible fury.
All these regressive leftists are too caught up this post-orgasmic stupor that they've masturbated themselves into -- to see, much less accept, what's about to happen to their little world.
The greatest age of mankind is upon now.
Joseph Diaz
No.
Aaron Wood
>>implying you wouldnt
Yeah and she's the type who would cry rape the next day and have your life destroyed.
Schumer reminds me of a fat female Nick Swardson. Anyway, who's that guy she's standing next to?
James Scott
The tranny is twice as attractive. Sad.
Jeremiah Wright
I almost always save these... not this one, no thanks.
Parker Morgan
I'd tap that
Andrew Rivera
Wow, she makes Amy look normal sized. No wonder Schumer hangs out with her.
Cameron Clark
what did you expect? Comedians are some of the most insecure people in the world. Its why they do what they do in the first place. I do hate people who identify as "comedian." As if it makes them special, fuck those people. Like "I'm a comedian," ok fuckhead we get it you're special, gotta go whack it now.
Ian Robinson
I know, it's absolutely disgusting. I just saved it/post it as a fuck you to poor oppressed Leslie Jones.
Benjamin Cruz
all that makeup on a pig and it still looks like a pig
Lincoln Perez
tumblr pls go
Ayden Fisher
This one does not compute. That's not her.
Gavin Allen
I'm so fucked up in the head, I'm not even bothered.
Noah Miller
What was delet?
Cameron Sanchez
Some shitty tumblr cap with some unrelated picture which I'm sure was hilarious to them.
Chase Mitchell
yeah, man, that's a fine looking cow
Zachary Perry
Well, time to fap
Jordan Brown
noobs who haven't seen the naked shower photo. Her tits are vomit material
Camden Nguyen
Random bamp.
Evan Davis
Yes I have. She's stil lovely and as we all know gained weight for the role... although why the fuck, GODDAMN RUINED EVERYTHING.
Nathan Rogers
since when do woman with down syndrome did model shots
sorry but that jewess is ugly. have a nice night virgin
Nolan Bennett
Don't resist, just fap
Cameron Gray
Drank himself to death in a hotel room at 47. Oh well. We all gotta go somehow.
Luis Harris
I'm fucking dying,'I did the same
Cooper Thompson
Roller derby?
Why this is associated with nazifem?
Man, I love Choque. Love when they come and just start swinging at everybody.
I remember a guy that pulled once a badge saying he wasa federal judge and he would not move aside for them to beat up some punks.
They kept advancing, opened a part to pass right through the idiot and just fuck everybody up.
Jordan Cruz
Not quite. Regrettably, I have slept with uglier.
Jose Gomez
Why did the Jew forget her pants?
Henry Ward
As much as I dont think niggers are human I still don't believe in attacking people for what they look like or for their race. Its very uncivilized unwhite behavior.
Parker Jenkins
I can't unsee this lol
Henry Ward
MFW a man looks better as a woman than the actual woman.
Chase Mitchell
Anyone else think she looks like a pineapple sprayed with feces?
Jayden Jenkins
Boring
Liam Green
>imagine her face without makeup and photoshop, yikes
I think you mean kikes
Daniel Brown
Nice sleazy pose.
Jack Sanders
Is the white woman about to get raped by that black man?????
Nathaniel Sanders
The Jewess, the Miss Piggy cosplayer, and the Harambe clones are all ugly. Disprove this
>protip: you can't
Kayden Rivera
This is my wide screen
Brayden Evans
Why is she peeing with her underwear on???
Adam Kelly
She looks like pic related
Jack Taylor
roller derby is exclusively the purview of empowered women and their male allies
Aaron Parker
she think she look good lmao
Anthony Evans
i wanna see them wrestling naked and the negress make the jew submit with a bearhug
Henry Watson
I love the scenery, kek. No seriously, I want to know where that is.
She has pretty eyes and skin, and nice boobs, that's about it.
Ayden Ward
Honestly, I would have a once in a lifetime shameful threesome with those two.
Live out my secretly almost homosexual fantasies.
She is annoying, but she is a very "average" looking girl. Makeup helps make her above average sometimes.
She used to be cute, now she is annoying. A one night stand, stay with cause the sex type girl.
Jeremiah Gray
Just wait. She'll be hosting the the Oscars instead of Tina Fey and Amy Pohler. Get ready for another year of #Oscarssowhite
Mason Foster
Yeah, Rachel is gorgeous. Good comedienne, too.
Hudson Young
Last I heard he doesn't buy into the gender identity meme, and acknowledges that he's just a dude with tits who gets off on buttsex and sucking dicks.
I can respect that to a certain degree.
Jaxon Gonzalez
Would suckle her teats
Camden Martin
wait what fucking train is that? I don't want to see these apes on my way to work.
Lincoln Bennett
Don't watch that shit... mainly because that's what it is... shit.
Carter Williams
...
Matthew White
...
Kayden Collins
I'd plow the white one but the negress I would not fuck with a rental dick.
James Reed
Quick reminder that this is a beautiful human who is definitely 100% genetically the same as a white European.
Brayden James
Ayyyyy....!
Alexander Phillips
are you really the pepe guy. i saw that live and had many lels and keks. thank you based leafman
Blake Bell
>A wild proxy post appears
WTF is this shit?
Cameron Bennett
She has the right parts at least, better her than the trannies half of Cred Forums wants to be okay with fucking.
Anthony Brown
GOD SHE'S SO FUCKING DISGUSTING HER FACE LITERALLY MAKES ME SICK KEEP THIS PIG OFF OF Cred Forums
Adrian Wright
Fucking dudes and fucking monkeys is equally wrong.
Gavin Thomas
the whole deal with Leslie Jones is, yeah, she's funny in a very narrow context (bawdy black-centric standup). the problem is that she was one of the SNL token black hires (along with Sasheer Zamata), and has played this same sex-crazed amazonian stereotype in almost every sketch. well, mostly she just does standup bits behind the Weekend Update desk.
if I had just seen her standup, I would have enjoyed it but never really thought more about it/her.
and without getting into the whole backstory (re: ghostbusters, milo's review, trolling anons, etc), basically the only reason she's FAMOUS right now is because of the insane mount of white/left guilt. she became a lightning rod for their massive inferiority complex, so everybody came rushing to her defense in the aftermath of the twitter trolling.
she's an OK standup (if you like that style of comedy), not great on SNL (tends to fuck up her lines / timing), but mainly just a poster child for SJW victimhood. none of them gave two shits about her until she got involved in the flaming sack of shit that was Ghostbusters and the subsequent twitter trolling.
she could have avoided 95% of that "attack" just by not RETWEETING everything that was sent to her, for hours. any celebrity of any race could have done that, and would have received the exact same result.
it's an unfortunate situation, and while I'm happy that she's having some success after years of being a nobody in the standup world ... at some point the guilt train will run out of steam, and she won't be needed any more to further that narrative. then she'll say the wrong thing (like schumer and dunham did), and have to backpedal her way back to regular ol' privileged entertainer status.
Samuel Ortiz
actually you know what i changed my mind fuck you for breaking anonymity. but still tx for pepe and anfowards shout
Noah Miller
Goddamnit, I have slowly grown less repulsed by her face. It is like after seeing a switch has been flipped in my brain to recognize her as juuusstt barely within the scope of human variation.
I mean, she isn't equal to the mega-fugglies like Brian Peppers.
Really I just think it is those delicious looking Chocolate titties firing up my Jungle Fever and her Liberal Feminism firing up my Deus Vult engines in equal measures. I wish to conquer those titties and impregnate this ogress with my spawn to create an army of half-caste goblinoids!
Michael Hall
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Wyatt Nguyen
>She used to be cute, now she is annoying. A one night stand, stay with cause the sex type girl.
Amy Schumer looks/acts very much like my first major girlfriend. I wasn't hugely physically attracted to her, but we had insane chemistry on the personality level, and she was funny as fuck, so it lasted a few years.
but in the end I just had this gnawing sense of missing out. I had always wanted to be with somebody way more attractive, more petite/thin/feminine, and ultimately that won out.
I learned the painful lesson of: never get into anything long term with somebody whose looks really don't do much for you. if there's ANY hesitation in the beginning, just pass. otherwise the resentment slowly builds and it's going to be an ugly ending, precisely because it was so good on other non-physical levels for so long.
Carson Diaz
OP has a problem with black people
Julian Long
I was going to say "no wonder Jimmy Kimmel passed on that", but his current wife is just as meh.
Nicholas Scott
It's a trap
Camden Gutierrez
Some of the worst titties I've ever seen.
Jacob Robinson
Is "she" post-op?
Aaron Perry
>comedians
I remember when (((schumers))) show first came out. I gave it a chance, this was before I ever went on /pol. Whole thing is literally her trying to position herself as basically a female bro who bangs a ton of dudes. No other material at all. It's just shitty shock humor that isn't even edgy.
She's fucking useless. The thing is these people are supposed to be comedians, why the fuck can't they handle the bantz? I'm sure Chris Rock never got called a nigger in his entire life. This wouldn't be on the internet safe space either this would be in person, probably by more than one guy at time. Meanwhile these fat fucking cunts can't even handle meme.
Ian Taylor
holy shit >not taking panties off and having a more obstructive angle lmao dumb bitch
James Allen
That isn't even Kat Dennings you motards
Jonathan Adams
plz turn on the gas now ty
Liam Price
Proof that we're all the same
Landon Rivera
I was an extra in a movie with Amy Schumer and she is even uglier in person 5 feet away.
Jaxson Foster
Go on.
Luis Cruz
She is a 7/10, Cred Forumslution hate her because she is a SJW.
Evan Peterson
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Mason Hughes
...
Anthony James
not much more to it. I don't think she had much makeup on and she is usually covered in it to hide the piggy features, but she was just really ugly. it was while they were resetting a scene and she was just standing on her phone.
Angel Barnes
HOW?
Also:
>6'0" 180lbs
Isaiah Barnes
.7/10 Fixed that for you.
Easton Cook
Lol'd at this pic
Sebastian Brown
Sheeeeeeeiiiiiit
Christian Turner
wtf i hate warrant now
Austin Rogers
The ugliest part of her is her attitude and personality.
Grayson Reed
What a time to be alive, eh, user?
Josiah Jones
>I used to think that I was born into a boring age, where the frontiers were gone and everyone was a hapless, sexless, thoughtless, limp-wristed proto-serf -- but in the last couple years I've come to realize that I'm actually living in the greatest happening since the enlightenment. The sociopolitical pendulum is currently suspended at it's most "progressive" apogee, and it's about to come crashing back down with incredible fury. >All these regressive leftists are too caught up this post-orgasmic stupor that they've masturbated themselves into -- to see, much less accept, what's about to happen to their little world. >The greatest age of mankind is upon now. Is this pasta?
Mason Morales
thanks for confirm my point, she is not ugly.
Bentley Torres
KEK
Jose Bennett
I never thought you could make jewmer look attractive... but stick her next to that hideous thing and suddenly i'm like "woah, is jewmer actually kinda cute???!?!?."
Nathan Ortiz
Is Kanye West based?
Lincoln Bell
>that filename
Evan Clark
Looks like something out of National Geographic....