Risk

>Kazakhstan
>Teal
>Kazakhstan

Substituted kazakhstan's teal for purple
Reply to roll

fill Germany spill Poland and konigsberg

Fill France.

Fill out Kazakhstan

Ottoman Empire
Turkey
Red

Lemme know if you're adding me op

NAP?

Fill Israel. If any overflow put it in Syria.

forgot trip

You Germany? Sure.

kAANGZ
Egypt
Brown

yes
great

mupdate 2

fill Germany, spill Poland and konigsberg

Fill Turkey

Fill in egypt

Fill in Syria. Put any overflow in Iraq.

Continuing conquering Kazakhstan

Soviet Union
Russia
Dark Red

Fill France.

Finish filling Egypt and expand west

>balto-slavic union
>estonia
>any color

PooArmy
India
Any color

Israel, teal

NAP with Kazakhstan?

mupdate 3

both are already taken

fill Germany spill Poland and konigsberg

Continue filling turkey.

fill Russia

Expand West
Shieeet dawg, we uz homies now boi!

continue filling estonia
spill to latvia/lithuania

Fill France.

Fill India with poo

NAP? You can have the states east of Poland and konigsberg

Fill up Kazakhstan

If claims are still open, yellow, Aryan Empire, Nigeria

Fill Iraq, overflow in Iran.

Please let me join
>yellow
>Britain
>Trump Nation

NAP with Borat?

Peace?

allow me the rights to finland and we have a deal

Oui.

Wanna upgrade to an alliance?

alright

sure

Ok, just don't block me in India, I need a way to expand west

The three of us controlling the northwest would ensure a lot of peace and prosperity.

Shit, I got trips. Do I have to make three more posts with different rolls?

Just keep going into Iran If there's still overflow than go into Azerbaijan and Armenia

Updating trip cuz I'm stupid

Ayyy, nigga what says we team up and show these muffafugin crackas who rules tha world

mupdate 4

substituted orange for yellow for trump nation

finish estonia
spill to baltics

fill Germany, spill Poland and Konigsberg.

Continue filling Turkey.

Fill France, spill Italy.

Move muh niggas out west

Thanks OP

Fill Britain

Fill Nigeria

fill Russia heading southwest

Keep filling India

I got trips, shouldn't I have filled more than that?

But keep filling Iran, overflow in Azerbaijan and Armenia

Read this then I'll consider it goy.

>Szuperhatalom
>Hungary
>Dark Olive

Would you like to form an Axis?

Brutha, let's fite the white man together. Africa for da kangz

Expand South to Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, and Tajikistan. Then go north.

Sure Familio

sure

Forgot about the bones.

SHIEEEETTT, muthhafucka why you expeting me reading all this buulllshiet.
ayyy, now dis a nigga i can get behind, iaght dawg, I down to chill

Can we stay friends?

The Jew laughs at you.
Join me in the fight against him.

I guess.

Can I join in even if late ?

Almoravits
Dark green
Morocco+Western sahara

>moorish empire
>any color
>portugal

>that near triple zeroes

trips multiply the original roll by 4. 2 x 4 = 8.

Mupdate 5

sorry, we're all out of slots.

Fill Germany, spill Poland and konigsberg

Fill Britain

Fill Italy.

Invade the Jews, make sure they don't expand any further into Persia

Fill India, let the shit flow through this country

Fill Slovakia and Hungary. Any spills to Austria

keepin' going west niqqa

finish lithuania
spill belarus

Take over Turkmenistan and Tajikistan, then annex north.

>double 0s

keep on filling Mother Russia
youtube.com/watch?v=BulFwGSi8bc

Forgot bonus

Attack the ottomans. Or defend against them, however these battles work.

thats pretty based song

>Germany and Macedonia bonding over a shared love of communism

Fill Nigeria, spill West

I hate communism, actually you literally can't find a single person who lives in ex-commie country and likes communism.

the song is still based tho

mupdate 6

battles will work basically the same as conquering. i'll add the attacker's roll and then the defenders, and the result is the amt either taken or lost in provinces.
remember, if y'all don't put any bonuses you may have into your names, i wont count them

also i've decided now, if you don't reply with a roll within ten minutes of the last mupdate, i'll probably skip you for that turn

theres a commie party in Russia.
Fill Poland and Konigsberg, spill Austria and Czechia

Fill Italy, and Malta, spill Spain.

Keep plowing through Persia, spill goes into Iraq.

Push the Ottomans out of Iran.

continue belarus
spill ukraine

Suppose I should've specified ...

Fill Slovakia THEN Hungary. Any spills to Austria

Fill Britain, please decent roll this time

get that little egypt on the east and continue west

Fill India, we need more designated sitting streets for our children!

thx
I don't love it. Humans are to selfish that communism could ever work
My mother comes from Cuba. I have seen what communism causes on a country through my family.
First i wanted to play Spain though but France was to near

thx for the northern territories. Now i have gulag provinces.
Head east pls OP

osterreich ist deutsch

Conquer Russia

Spill Ireland

Fill Nigeria, expand into Cameroon

NAP?

You rolled for it first so I'll concede.

Stalin will do his thing
youtube.com/watch?v=VJ9q7N5e25c

Yes

mupdate 7

O shit, I guess the rest of the spill go to the shit South of Chad? CAR?

fill Poland and Konigsberg, spill Austria, then lastly czechia

Fill Hungary, Slovenia and Croatia. Any spills to Bosnia

Fill Ireland and Iceland spill Norway if I can

Nvm, finish filling that bit you started, expand into CAR or whatever that is

Rape and pillage the Israelites.

Fill Spain, then Portugal, ignore spill.
Formally dismiss NAP with Trump.

finish belarus
spill ukraine

kek bless me plz

expand west

Kee filling india

Blitzkrieg Russia

Defend eastern territories agains Borat. The Red Army won't have mercy
Laso we have the power of Tetris on our side
youtube.com/watch?v=VJ9q7N5e25c

you going into Belgium Netherlands and swiss? if not, I will

Nope. Take your Germanic clay.

Ups sry, wrong link
youtube.com/watch?v=umEDct4BoGc

Shit. I just realized there was bonuses. Were we supposed to keep track of those? because I think I have +6 since I have Israel, Syria, and Iraq.

Also push those filthy Ottomans out of Iran.

Excellent, thank you

Iamdecaptainnow
Somalia
Some random color

Brutha, you go west, I will go east, dun go south, we nigguhs can't fite eachother we gotta fite the Whiteman together

ay back the fuk up niqqa we full 'lready
gotchu nigga

add me op

mupdate 8
NAP dismissal will take one turn. you cannot attack trump this turn.

sorry, we are full

fuck off we're full

finish ukraine/moldova
spill finland

Keep Pushing.

KEEP GOING WEST

fill czechia, spill Switzerland, Belgium and holland

Fill Slovenia THEN Croatia and THEN Bosnia. Any spills to Serbia

Take that little island and then Norway, spill Sweeden if I can

PALI BBY

Continuing blitzkrieg Russia

>that pali

Reconquer invaded provinces!! Borat, this will not remain forgiven

LOL
OP, just add one fucking color to the map, make it shit brown, and have me start filling Somalia

Push the goys out of Iran.

>my absolutely wasted dubs

Fill india

KEK has entered the thread

fuck off were full

I swapped to PC from mobile app, sorry if tripcode changes.

Continue east, finish filling CAR, south sudan, and if im super lucky, start ethiopia

QUADS

Rhodesian Auxiliary Force
Horn of Africa

Spill goes west towards Africa, smash everything on my way. It's poo flood

I won't move this turn.

...

Add me in OP

Kek pls give me luck against Borat. I don't want to jump into a glass coffin

They're full and will not add you no matter how much you beg.

I am de captain now.

Poo pls, fight the filthy stanistans, let us nigguhs rule africa

mupdate 9
Sorry aryans, i rerouted your roll west because of the Great Poo Flood.

some really lucky rolls this turn, to say the least!

No. we're full.

Slam Israels tight little asshole

Also don't forget they're only +4 now

expand west

fill Denmark spill Sweden and Norway, then defend

fill finland
spill romania

>tfw the physical iron curtain across Europe

Just fight Borat. Kek i need you

Fill Croatia THEN Bosnia and THEN Serbia. Any spills to Yugoslavia

Blitzkrieg Russia, than conquer the rest.

Alright poo, I'm your bitch, I surrender. I cant fight your might. I'm at your command.

Fill to the west

Fill Britain, spill Ireland. Ignore further spill.

Defend if attacked, Keep pushing aryans out of the africa

Protect Zion, push the Ottomans back.

please kek, save Israel.

Fill Sweden and Finland

Pls, fight Kangz, I'll be your bitch.

>1234
4D Straight

Already rolled, if you will survive this attack I'll cede to you some territories

>finland

its mine, nigel

Am I allowed to switch to defend?

>a leaf

Ay niggA I gotcha back, Aight I declare war on dem bitch ass poo in loo niggas
youtube.com/watch?v=1d5Q0vXbODs

Will there be another one after this?

Fuck ye my nigga, change my roll up OP, we fightin these poo in loo shitters

mupdate 10
no changing rolls. if you wanna be on top of a possible attack, wait for other posts and read them.
sorry if i missed any rolls, it's heavy spam rn. also, no land ceding desu, it's kind of op.
RIP Russia

Conquer Israel.

defend if attacked
if not attacked, fill romaina and spill to southern russia

Fill Ireland, spill Britain.

You skipped my roll.
Fill Denmark, spill Norway and Sweden and Iceland. Include points from my last post.

PALI
A
L
I

Fill up rest of Russia

kek sticking it to the jews.

PRAISE

pali

Fight the damn poo in loos til my dying breath.

Conquer Jordan
spills to Saudi Arabia

Defend if attacked, finish a aryans and invade kangs to disrupt as many of his bonus as possible

attack that bitch ass POO in LOO

Push out the Ottomans.

>RIP Russia
God is dead. Thx OP, it was fun

I may be dead but my ideals will stay alive

Fill Serbia THEN Yugoslavia and THEN Greece. Any spills to Bulgaria

Fixed bonus

fixed bonus

mupdate 11

Fuck off.

Fill Greece THEN Bulgaria

defend if attacked
if not, invade russia

Remove Jews.

Attack kangz, start invasion from the east, we need some asphalt for new sitting streets

Take Southern Russia, Georgia, Azerbaijan, and blitzkrieg the Baltics.

Cede the Faroe Islands to Germany.
Defend, fill Greece, spill Albania, ignore further spill.

KILL POO IN LOO
mY NIGGA

Dafuq?

Where were you when kek revealed his hatred of the jews in a risk thread?

Push out the Ottomans. Never surrender.

Spills to Romania and Moldova

SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTT

invade hungary
nap?

FUCK

top kek

MJ GONE
A NIGGA DEAD

SECOND QUADS

POO IN LOO IS THE GREATEST

what

Sure.

Motherfucker got one roll which knocked you out instantly. We never stood a chance.

mupdate 12
RIP everyone
no land ceding
(if i were you guys i'd coordinate all my defences against the poo, but i'm just an impartial host)

invade russia

thx for solving the hungarian problem friendo

Finish The Jews.

fixed trip

Spill goes to Persia.

finish hungary

never surrender.

Blitzkrieg those Baltic. Ottoman, pls help.

Fill Africa, invade Saudi peninsula and expand in free Asian provinces. Defend if attacked

Y'all are fucked, flee before the behemoth that is poo in loo

gg m8

Fill Albania, Montenegro, Kosovo, Macedonia, spill fill Egypt through Cyprus

Forgot the NAP

those are owned by your ally in germany. are you sure you wanna do this?

Wanna upgrade to alliance?

Sure.

fuck

Now we can play

If necessary, he doesn't currently own any of the land I'm invading though.

I invaded it first, which is why op says its mine

fellas idk if you noticed but we have a much bigger problem to the south

Guys pls don't fight poo in loo is scary

No...

mupdate 13

might end in a few turns, chose wisely

this desu

continue invading russia

Remove Jews.
Spill Persia.

also might be gone next turn so continue invading russia w this roll next turn OP

remove nap with Baltics, then defend from any attacks

TO THE LAST MAN

KEK DOES IT AGAIN AGAINST THE FILTHY HOOK NOSES

Continuing blitzkrieg Baltic

You don't have a bonus any more.

Attack ottomans, spill goes for filling Asian provinces

nap

Can you give me Albania for the Faroe Islands?

you have Albania already

Pretty sure I just got wiped lmao

I'm out wither way.

Nope, you just removed nap with Baltics, how can I trust you?

Albania, Kosovo, Macedonia and Montenegro are considered one nation on this map.

because I have no where else to expand
pretty hard to have fun when you're rolling for defense every turn

oh
you can have it soon not now

mupdate 14
rip eternal echos / ottomans
press F
NO LAND CEDING GOD DAMMIT

Still nap is pointless because someone has to win this

Cede the Faroe Islands to Germany, no moves this round.

F

well it looks like your God Emperor is here

invade poo though turkey, I'm going soon anyways

Help me blitzkrieg the Baltics.

serves those goys right heheheh

Defend if attacked
Invade Spain and Portugal, move towards France.

Peacefully annex Kosovo, Macedonia and and Montenegro, spill fill Egypt through Cyprus.

Jimmy Carter is here to save one lucky nation

Praia
Island Niggers
Brown

mupdate 15
i think i'll end the game in three turns
"peacefully annexing" = land ceding, not doing it

strap nuclear suicide vests on soldiers and invade poo with every last one
I'm going now, I'm dead anyways

Still fighting eachother whilst the poo ends you all

send the peanut army into pooinloo

Fill Spain and Portugal, spill Morocco and Algeria.

Reclaim lost territories in Africa and continue pushing in France

op listen here friend
give me a color
put me in africa
call my Land Jimmy's Land
why not the best

Fuck it. Peace treaty with the Baltics.

>africa is completely dominated
>still asks to be put in

mupdate 16
two turns left
kazakhs and baltics peace eachother out.

listen here you
the african people want freedom
the peanut king is the perfect man for the job

For when this game is over:

Take back France.

...

...

Finish France. Spill goes for germs

Go south to Afghanistan and Pakistan.

mupdate 17
last turn
RIp france

...

...

So close

Attack germs on all fronts, smash them and cover in poo.

Thanks for hosting OP it was fun

So close
Anyway, take the rest of Pakistan.

back for the last turn
invade purple

gg guys. i aint gonna color in 90 fuckin provinces when they don't mean anything in the end by just know you did good.

cya

Bye

So no new game?

yes

Continue what i started my slavic brother
I was't really dead though