Supreme Leader

Make north Korea great again

Start WWIII by attacking israel thus forcing Murica to do something.

No no attack america first. We need it badly.

Trade canned food to a third world African shithole for land. Ship troops there, build the place up, teach the niggers to praise Supreme Leader, and have them go through Africa with us on covert operations to gain the loyalty of all the niggers. Once Africa loves me, have them invade some Middle Eastern country no one cares about. Have one of my nigger followers put on a turban and pretend to be a muslim warlord. Have him infiltrate Saudi Arabia under the guise of diplomacy. Have him take out Arabia's leader and take over. Bam, I now control the oil.
Continue?

open a rothschild central bank

Lament in the fact that he had his beautiful wife murdered

>convert to Christianity
>convert population to Christianity
>institute moral law with a combination of capitalist economic policies
>call out Jews and warn my people of the dangers of international Jewry
>try to ameliorate relations with worst Korea and warn them about Jews

get some sucky sucky from his "pleasure squad"

nuke canada so they cant shit post on my fav korean pottery board

Kill myself

He killed his wife?

also forgot to mention, I would shitpost on Cred Forums

This.

Also start lifting, make some plastic surgery and become a living adonis.

1. Begin to lose weight immediately, plan meals accordingly and force the chefs to force me to eat only healthy food and not feed me when needed

2. Get fit, exercise and work out, kidnap a physical trainer to help.

3. Start a harem of half white babies with kidnapped white womynz to feed that testosterone.

4. Begin economic liberation. Allow private enterprise. Allow free trade. Sell out country like a whore but at the same time buy advanced weapons to keep the people in check.

Buy a MAGA hate, cross out the first A and replace it with a K.

Bang hot chinks and spread nazi culture (including the old uniforms).
Chinky ladies will dye their hair blond and whether nazi leather coats.

Send spies claiming to be "muslim" to attack CTR, and globalists news networks and release a video about how it's because "Hillary allowed Israel to test biological weaponry in Palestine".

No one would ever recover.

I would treat universities/college whatever they have over there, as my personal dessert table.

Imagine being supreme leader, i'd start off by going through school catalogues and picking whatever woman I want.

Then later after overconsumption of women, I would develope more darker fetishes.

I would select women to brutally rape to death, while strangling them, and it would become more and more extreme to satisfy my ever growing dark fetish.

Also I would impregnate every hot woman from like the smaller villages, eventually my genetics would be everywhere.

prity much the same thing as current leader, it looks fun
maybe piss off merica some more

Sweden, no!

Lose weight. Everything else is fine.

>launch nukes at all targets
>start wwiii
>activate human extinction

>open the first modern coliseum, style it like the Roman coliseum but with steel arches instead.

>Try to allow more transparency in the government, execute corrupt officials while still maintaining my power

>make video tape to be broadcasted nationally via secret agents that North Korea will become a democracy on my death.

>Open a Korean national bank controlled only by the government, no jews allowed.

>Build a stockpile of nuclear missiles to dissuade American invasion.

>Attempt to build US-NK relations.

>Look for a diplomatic solution to rejoin North and South Korea with a mixing of our policies.

>Spread Christian missionaries to preach the Gospel.

>Legalize all drugs except for meth, crack, and other extremely harmful ones and regulate it.

>Open up for major tourism.

>Release people from Prison camps and give them all land and foreign modern equipment, allow a mix of Capitalism-Socialism-Communism.

>Apologize for inhumane acts committed by the North Korean state and ensure that I will make every attempt to end it.

>Allow a senate to convene to discuss minor issues.

>Build great relations with Vladimir Putin.

>Allow North Koreans to eventually leave once the economy stabilizes and the country becomes a good place to live (in my lifetime or the next)

>Allow North and South Korean families to visit each other in visiting facilities until emigration is no longer desired.

Just call me Emperor Kim the Great already.

Next, ship the oil covertly to Best Korea so we can build up our army in secret. Use our African territory to produce food and ship it to us to stop the starvation. Once the people like me, start a campaign for people to have more kids, now that we have enough food. When our population increases, start a massive draft, and put funding towards modernizing our military. When we're reasonably stronger, have my Arabian proxy nation start a massive war in the Middle East. The world superpowers will get caught up in that, and we'll then launch our invasion of South Korea while everyone's distracted

Completely abandon communism and instead become a legitimate monarchy. I would crown myself king and rename the country "The Kingdom of Korea."

Bring me the prettiest girls.

Slowly rebuild ties to the outside world, publicly disavow the actions of Kim Jong Il, dismantle nuclear program and work with UN to rebuild the country. Then, 10 years later, when no one expects it, buy nukes from Pakistan and glass Israel

Open negotiations with South Korea on reunification.

Redpill:

North Korea is the kid who is getting bullied relentless, they just want to be left alone. If North Korea gets rid of their nuclear weapons, the international jew will sieze their entire government and banking, with america as strong arm will litterly rape their shit.

Their women will be prostitutes immedietly, every single north korean womans prospect will be the following: Prostitute, or leftist parrot talking about muh horrible dictatorship, nigger mtv music will play all the time on their tv, and north korea will be shit on by everyone.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills whenever I talk about this with others, they just demonize north korea constantly, rather than accepting the horrible things we will do to them.

You are forced to accept terms of surrender and North Korea will be cucked to death.

get fit

laugh at trumps idea of a wall
improve his idea of building a wall, times 4
instead of keeping illegal immegrants out, id put them inside the walls
build a roof
add gas

Stop wasting so much on military and invest it in infrastructure, namely agriculture and electricity. The rest of the world will probably be quite receptive.

Actually South Korea beat them to the wall. There's a RT documentary where a North Korean officer shows the reporter a giant wall South Korea and the US made.

Get a fucking new haircut. Go on a fucking diet.

Touching.

have sex with as many north korean men and women as possible before they find out i can't speak korean and shoot me

Offer reunification to Worst Korea under these conditions
>Total immunity for everyone in the party and the army
>Have free elections under international scrutiny, only political positions illegal are the one requiring a new division and/or a new dictatorship
>equal share of state investments in nord and south irregardless of taxes collected
>get rid of any single nation's military, accept only UN peacekeeping mission until unified army formed
>have a national referenda on what to do with the nukes
>do not engage in any international alliance
>aforementioned elections are to elect a constitutional Assembly, to write a Constitution which does not derive from neither of the old ones, New Korea shall not be seen as successor of either of the old states

If south accepts
>candidate to Constitutional assembly and succedent parliaments, get north's vote forever, maybe even some ministerial charges for reconciliation

If south refuses
>North Korea is Best Korea, see world, we offered the to end all of this but they're just warmongers
>organize and participate as judge in "miss (city/town/village)" contests in all the country, closely inspect all contestants
>Take all the offspring bastards into the party rename the party "The party of the Kims"
>keep developing nukes
>once they're developed enough to threaten the whole world, give a weekly ounce of extra rice to every citizen to keep them happy

Support Clinton.

128 dimensional chess, lads

Fuck my harem all day

Sleep

Repeat

Complete with really bad hypertension.

i agree.

ive tried tqlking to people a bout it from thqt perspective nd evertone thinks im cray

Not bad looking

Nowhere online does it say she's dead. Where'd you get that idea?

Da fuck you talking about, that haircut is BOSS