HAPPENING BUNKER THREAD

>tfw this is turning into a full blown attack on America

Yes, but as fuel for the oven

they're all fucking nothing

no widespread death and suffering, no happening, pack it up goys

Absolutely this

THE REAL NEWS STORY HERE IS THAT TODAY, AFTER AGREEING AND BROKERING A CEASEFIRE A WEEK PRIOR, THE USA ATTACKED A VERY IMPORTANT AND DECISIVE LOCATION IN SYRIA, KILLING ALMOST 100 SYRIAN ARMY TROOPS, AND LOSING THE IMPORTANT AREA THAT THEY HAVE BEEN DEFENDING FOR MONTHS TO ISIS. USA=ISIS.

Everythings fine

Hold me Cred Forums

And this is why i bought a 2 million dollar survival bunker in utah.

Thread theme
youtu.be/j84Z_4IPbHk?t=1m51s

THIS IS IT.

IT BEGINS NOW

Time for a new thread yet?

TRADING LINKS FOR (you)S

>MSNBC
livenewschat.eu/politics/
hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/

>CNN
livenewschat.eu/top/
hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
2ndrun.tv/news_directory/national/cnn/
stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cnn-live-stream
playlivenew.com/2010/08/watch-cnn-news-live/

>FOX
earthdispatch.com/foxnews.html
vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/fox-news-live-stream
hulkusc.com/fox-news-hd-stream/ (HD)

>BBC
stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/gb/bbc-1-live-stream
zoptv.com/live/bbc-one

>CSPAN
stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/c-span-live-stream
wikitv.eu/cspan/

>FBN
baqiworld.com/2011/10/watch-fox-business-live/

>CNNi
hulkusc.com/cnn-international-live-stream/

What should I do?

What's this about a plane?

>sunday afternoon
>in happening mode many tabs up
>just cracked open a beer

comfy as fuck lads

I hope you're Cred Forums

>was slaving at work all day
>come home to find I missed the initial happening of a terrorist attack on US soil

GOD DAMN IT I WANT TO BE A NEET SO BAD
FUCK

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zero people give a shit about dumb syrians, plenty of americans care about terrorist attacks happening on our soil

the attention of the people that know about it already isn't moving and the it wont make the people that didnt give a shit before, care. so fuck off mouthbreather

What more do we know about the Arizona plane crash? Commercial? Private? Size?

twitter.com/Nick_a40/status/777331893423308801/video/1

No brakes on the happening train lads

COWER IN PLACE

Good. Fucking niggers

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Great stuff

Has 80's Italo disco become THE most red pilled genre?

youtube.com/watch?v=G2owvwKrq3E

twitter.com/Nick_a40/status/777331893423308801/video/1
F

Run as fast as you can towards it screaming PRAISE KEK

Isn't it obvious?

Shit-tier happening. Hoping for more explosions.

>it's a 'marshal law and obama 3rd term' episode

First was this.

Crash with no survivors

OBAMA MENTALLY AT A GOLF COURSE

WHO IS MORE INCOMPETENT OBAMA OR HILLARY CLINTON?

i wounder if my city is next? how bout it kek?

Then this.
twitter.com/Nick_a40/status/777331893423308801/video/1

If these attacks and bombs are in fact all linked to one another, this is quite literally the biggest happening we've had to date.

patsy or covert bombers today activated to cover for syria

guess I got what I deserved

kept you waiting there too long my love

MFW having a fucking panic attack over this shit

FAKE?

Checked, What city?

STATUE OF LIBERTY HEAD JUST BLEW UP!!!! ITS GONE!!! HAPPENING!!

i guess mine is next then

S T I C K Y

T

I

C

K

Y

"PEPE!!!"

nice damage control Jew.

we DO care about Syria, actually, and we do care about the Middle East being stabilized and not being lost to the insane conspiracies of Israel and the ZOG

nothing fucking happening.

Live stream

youtube.com/watch?v=MKjSzH455Ho

Stay safe burgers.

Rolling again

FINALLY A FUCKING HAPPENING

Liberaltown. Asstin, Texas

yeah why isnt there a sticky for all of the happenings

Do it faggot, praise kek for bringing a happening directly to you.

NYPD Special Operations Division requesting Bomb Squad

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/1189/web

OSHT

who /comfy/ here?

post with dubs are blessed by Kek giving additional comfyness

>tfw you want to watch the habbedings but you have to go and stop boats

Everything will be ok, have faith

what is happening i haven't been paying attention

People say false flag, but what if we have saboteurs in our own military?

GOOD EVENING.

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that little shit is the mastermind behind all of the happenings today someone report him to the FBI

How fucked is Trump if the bomber turns out to be one of us?

You've got the opportunity to do something epic user, don't blow it

Two things, I have ADHD so I need less sleep, and I am tearing up!

Absolutely habbening.
youtube.com/watch?v=w6xf4M-zYKw

FUNNY INNIT CUNT?

I AGREE, but normies dont give any fucks and never would have you asperger. if not the bomb attacks to divert their attention, it would have been jeans that were on sale or some shit. it's not like they're trying to scrub an incident that happened TODAY to keep retards bluepilled.

Because you wanted to spend the apocalypse surrounded by radioactive Mormons?

Kek is with us all he gave us this happening

Thanks, heres your (you)

I'll drive out to see it. Hope they hit sixth street and take out the degenerates.

whole bunch towns/city getting randomly attacked by Muslims or niggers

hoping for religion of peace

HOLY SHIT
DID HE BOMB MANHATTAN

Enjoying my Angry Orchard whilst keeping up with the happenings.

Feels good man.

T-Thanks

twitter.com/cnurys_RTS/status/777342132143226880

rolled up

obviously say its a hillary plant

Leave. Bug out

YOUR NOT LAUGHING NOW, ARE YA CUNT

EAS ACTIVATION SOON
>EAS ACTIVATION SOON
EAS ACTIVATION SOON
>EAS ACTIVATION SOON
EAS ACTIVATION SOON
>EAS ACTIVATION SOON

Come to Dallas if you're truly Cred Forums

3 devices in NY one a pressure cooker

twitter.com/TheLastRefuge2/status/777342716149719040

I too hope so as well

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HELICOPTER DOWN
HELICOPTER DOWN

I SURE AM CUNT

(((You))) 're a good lad.

whoever rolls dubs gets access to the orgy chamber

somewhat

and a plane crash in AZ.

...

This

EAS sound is the best sound in the world

it's the sound of happening

If it's the religion of peace then Trump has just won.

...

Awesome! Gonna rebuild it out of plastic with a food court this time! 'Murica!!!

boring happening tbqh

Thanks friendo, godspeed

youtube.com/watch?v=pDfhfl4M1HY
I orgasm to it

Holy shit I live in Flagstaff and have head nothing since now

>dead sandniggers

It's not a real happening at all, no one dead minor injuries, just a pipe bomb in a dumpster

ACTUAL VIDEO

Is this all happening because the frog radicalized these people?

This is just like my Texan computer entertainment software.

Nevermind I'm a fucking idiot

Just declared it a safe location

twitter.com/Nick_a40/status/777331893423308801/video/1

good call

DAMN TRUMP AND HIS VIOLENT RHETORIC
THIS IS ALL HIS FAULT

ALRIGHT FUCKERS
GET COMFY
BECAUSE THIS IS JUST BEGINNING

damn
desu I believe this is our future. random attacks like this, shit sucks

Check'ed

I remember this is how 9/11 started it was taken lightly at first even after the fist plane went in. The night is only beginning.

sauce? This is Don Lemon

>that glitch in the video right before the blast

seems a little fishy...

But someone already did the exact same thing in New Jersey this morning. These could be connected
cnn.com/2016/09/17/us/nj-explosive-trash-can/

Clearly this is not the work of sandpeople because they actually know how to make a decent IED.

Start running towards the scene with a backpack with wires sticking out of it yelling "Allau Ackbar!!" !!

What the hell is going on right now

T.Moshe Abrahomwitz

JIDF OUT

THat's a very scifi flash the second before the bomb goes off.

I think it'll start getting more and more frequent over the next several years. Europe will have it WAY worse than the US though.

fuck off don

nyc bomb explosion video

twitter.com/WestCes/status/777338609280151553

That shit is fireworks tier

What the fuck

Can I come, user?

I'M READY TO FUCK SHIT UP I AM PISSED NOW

wew lads this shit crazy

jesus christ ASSAD IS THE MAN, REGIME MUST CONTINUE IN SYRIA

but you cant like nothing fucking happened in america today you stupid cunt, you're the real kike

PLEASE be a straight white male

Libshits are already in full preemptive damage control on Twitter

surely this wasn't the work of the religion of peace!

>sauce?

no stay out

youtube.com/watch?v=wCTgUq6hzUk

It's still rather comfy here in Pittsburgh lads.

if bomb in NJ was set for pm insted of am would have went off at same time as one in NYC

You better have a dick

Religion of peace + BLM attack. Trump 2016 confirmed.

NICE KNOWIN YA /POLE/

NEXT THING YA KNOW YELLOW STONE WILL ERUPT

IS THIS IT
HAS THE HAPPENING DENIED TO US BEEN DELIVERED?
HAVE WE FINALLY BROUGHT KEK INTO THIS WORLD?

TWO VERY LOUD CONSECUTIVE BANGS JUST RATTLED MY WINDOWS IN DEARBORN, MICHIGAN.

pfft pussy
im sharpening my axes

I'm gonna need a source on that one.

WHAT IN THE FUCK

ARIZONA?

You've outed yourself numerous times.

I hope so. I'm heading there next week. I'll periscope my sweet death.

machette/shooting attack in leafland earlier today

alboenews.com/breaking-shooting-at-mall-in-canada/

>straight white male attacking a 5k run for military vets

0% chance, maybe next time shitskin lover.

GERMANY IS NEXT.
GERMANY IS GONNA BE NEXT IN THE FEW HOURS
CAP THIS POST

Face it boys and girls!
The Syrians from Europe have arrived into the US

Tell your neighbors to move the headboard away from the wall.

Looks like roughly what you'd expect from a home made pipe bomb.

Nigger, you best not be joshing right now.

second NYC device found

HAPPENING

RT is running the story, locking and loading rifles as we speak fellow faggots

Live in Austin.

Shame a happening will never happen here. I'm ready to bug out and everything.

>mfw

It's literally nothing.

if dubya bush then we are safe other wise we are kill

Gilbert FD is now reporting it was a single engine plane that crashed into a house.

twitter.com/GilbertFireDept/status/777340249617739776

>friend lives in NY
>hasn't answered any messages

This isn't fair.

((("""refugee""")))

VIDEO OF EVENT

twitter.com/pzf/status/777345760258121728

Comfy down here in Florida, but I'm not gonna lie, kinda spooked.

Yeah, there were people literally inside the fireball from that bomb, but there were no serious injuries from it.

Who would attack Dearborn? Ann Arbor checking in

on my fucking tongue

MAYOR AND COMMISSIONER OF NYC SPEAKING

press conference now

ayy Westborn here I actually heard that too
probably fireworks I hear them all the time.
where you at dog?

I'm not, but I'm now thinking it was fireworks. Just got caught up in all the happenings.

Wigger.

ah shit I didn't think about Florida...

RELIGION OF PEACE IS AT IT AGAIN

k then what makes you think this is a conspiracy to shift focus from something that happened 8 hours ago to coordinated bombings across the country? you are obviously a fucking tool

LINKS YOU DUBS NIGGERS

Trips releases Kek from the shadow realm and shines a light on these attacks to release the truth.

Allah akabar
ALLAH AKBAR
*beep*

Hello there fellow floridafag

that's racist

INTENTIONAL ACT
>INTENTIONAL ACT
INTENTIONAL ACT
>INTENTIONAL ACT
INTENTIONAL ACT
>INTENTIONAL ACT
INTENTIONAL ACT
>INTENTIONAL ACT
INTENTIONAL ACT
>INTENTIONAL ACT
INTENTIONAL ACT
>INTENTIONAL ACT
INTENTIONAL ACT
>INTENTIONAL ACT

It crashed with no survivors.

lewd

Do you not know who lives here?

Ayy. I'm by Penn-Vassar Park.

Guys, I am really scared.
It's like midnight and I have no firearms to protect me.
I cannot sleep(thank god I have ADHD) and I am on high alert.
I expect these to die down slowly but it seems likely that it is.
Or as so as it seems...
KEK, gives us your best as you got.

uhmmm racist and sexist much?

Take selfie

youtube.com/watch?v=MKjSzH455Ho

CNN
youtube.com/watch?v=bcuc2Qwa3g8

Kek IS darkness. He has no need to be released

some thread said something about jets, whats happening.

WE WILL NOT BE INTIMIDATED

I'm in Gainesville too, so kinda a big city. Thought I saw flashing lights in the sky earlier, blew it off as just lightning. Now I'm reconsidering

Pa Pa bless you

>adhd cause of sleeping disorder
>not the stimulant medication

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dearborn,_Michigan#Arab_Americans

so they'd just be attacking their own if they blew Dearborn up

This

all of these happenings are coordinated

Hola me amigo

I have old War War II Soviet shit to protect me. I really should get that semiauto shotgun I've been eyeing and one of these.

Orlando is probably gonna get nuked at this point

Why would the arabs blow up their own city?

>it was an intentional act but no evidence of it being terror-related
wtf

Thats called Liberalism buddy

absolutely not

rebbit go and stay gone

There's two cities in Dearborn: Eastborn which is predominately Arab/Chaldean and Westborn, which is predominately retired racist Ford Motor Company workers.

Is there room left in the bunker?

pls let me n thx

Why would you spend a grand on an AK? makes no sense man.

azcentral.com/story/news/local/gilbert-breaking/2016/09/17/plane-crashes-near-chandler-gilbert/90609296/
Sam Hyde

...

How many happening are happening?

was this niggers ?
twitter.com/WMCActionNews5/status/777347425455468544

THREAD THEME 2: ISLAMIC BLOWUPAROO
youtube.com/watch?v=V2VTulxEDig

V A P O R W A V E D O G S

I thought amphetamines has a paradoxical affect on people with ADHD? Doesn't it calm them down?

>what is Aleppo for 400

I'm in Orlando, no jets, everything is calm for now. Rifle on hand tho

Breaking News @BreakingNews 4m4 minutes ago
No evidence of terror connection in 'intentional' New York City explosion, Mayor Bill de Blasio
FUUUUUUUUUUCK

>convenience store robbery
>saturday night
>memphis
Yes.

Get a Remington 870 Express with extended tube.

Spend the $600 I just saved yo on a nice carry piece.

youtube.com/watch?v=qXZQd0mQcwg

No, it improves focus. It still causes CNS stimulation.

>LANDSLIDE

>see the syria happening
>man tonight just got crazy
>bombs everywhere in new york
>planes fucking crashing
>mad gunmen/stabber

WHAT IS HAPPENING AND HOW DID SAM HYDE ORGANIZE ALL THIS

when the left detonates bombs in America it is called freedom of speech buddy

>remington
>not buying the superior Mossberg
no gunz detected

That's a good choice, best made AK-style rifle out there for the money.

Nothing is fucking happening. You're getting tested by again.

Exciting night boys. , what are you doing in here?

Every time I see Trump's grin I can't help but smile myself. Shit is contagious kek

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

You guys are gonna cry when this was a FUCKING WHITE MALE and Drumpf is DONE

Orlando too. Everything's really quiet tonight, nothing on scanners.

twitter.com/pzf?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author

>BREAKING NEWS: NYPD confirm 29 people injured

Faggots have been issued 29 band-aids, federal disaster aid requested

you cuban?

My first gun was a Ruger 10/22 like all Michigan boys got on there 11th birthday.

My Mossy 500 has kept me comfy for many years.

870s are cheaper semis and just as reliable.

CTR INCOMING!

I am

hey guys I remember seeing a pepe flashing 9/18/16 the happening, anyone remember what I'm talking about

comfy song

hello

ill bet a years salary it wasnt

>Mossberg
>berg

...

>planes fucking crashing
What?

REMINDER: The San Bernardino shooting was workplace violence and the Orlando attack was an isolated incident.

So before blaming Muslims, it has a higher chance to be a right wing group.

Plenty of examples of eye witnesses or victims making up facts to spread propaganda, for example this girl who claimed to have been raped by migrants, when in fact she wasn't raped at all:theguardian.com/world/2016/jan/31/teenage-girl-made-up-migrant-claim-that-caused-uproar-in-germany

Or how about this guy, who claimed this photo was of a refugee in Germany holding an ISIS flag?twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/643412952205381633/photo/1
Turned out that photo was 3 years old, not of a refugee, not an ISIS flag, and shot during a counter-rally as a response to a far-right party doing a rally through Bonn.

Or how about this case, where a facebook user got 70000 shares for pointing out that an apparent IS fighter posed as a refugee to get into Europe?bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-34176631
Turns out that the guy was Laith Al Saleh, who did indeed fight in the Syrian civil war, however not for ISIS, but in the Free Syrian Army, which wants a secular and democratic Syria and is one of the more effective groups fighting against ISIS (and which is one of the few groups where you can not joke about "moderate rebels").

But yes, let's instead continue to take everything that a single individual claims as a fact.

stop copying our flag

My first response now anytime anything happens is to go on Cred Forums and shitpost. If anything ever actually happens, I'll probably die because I was here instead of taking steps to defend myself.

Martian law! FEMAle trucks rolling into cities!

Multiple pipebombs in different locations sounds like a white person kind of terrorist attack tb h.

I hope its not, but I think this might be a white guy

(you)

hello again

So no deaths? Hardly a happening.

Whatever you are going to do, do it fucking now! Prices are going to shoot up very soon. AR's are dirt cheap right now, and AK's are about the same (it uses much cheaper ammo.)

Buy that shit

>intentional
>second site
>not terrorism
>NOT TERRORISM

wut

>go to new york
>get bombed

Hi there I am a newfag. Can you tell me whats going on?

Two F-16s were on transport missions taking some B61 NUCLEAR BOMBS from Kirkland Air Force Base to an undisclosed location and they had a midair collision over Gilbert, AZ.

PBUH, brother

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knew it, the wall should go around florida too

totally like what happened in boston right? /s

source?

It's just mischief, champ.

then a maverick 88 if youre worried about price. remington is losing the fight over the riveted shell ejectors. personally all my shotguns are winchester and theyre fantastic.

how do you tidy up a bunker? If its sealed and you can't open the door, how do you get rid of the dust and empty cans?

>The San Bernardino shooting was workplace violence and the Orlando attack was an isolated incident.
lol

Last time it happened was the Boston marathon. Not exactly pipe bombs but it wasn't white dudes.

I will relocate you to the bunker friendo

hello, another Florida friendo

Good luck faggot, we are already here

>/s

>>/r/eddit

HOLY SHIT THERE'S A BOMB IN THE BUNKER, ROLL DUBS TO DEFUSE IT, YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES

Are you that Muslim shill that keeps posting on here?

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Lads, I'm honestly confused.

Wouldn't the fact that it's an intentional act be evidence that it's terror-related?

for liberty

defuse

Nope.

Pilot ejected and survived.

azcentral.com/story/news/local/gilbert-breaking/2016/09/17/plane-crashes-near-chandler-gilbert/90609296/

Naniii

...

We aren't as bad as Mexicans, we actually understand that this country is better than our communist shithole of a homeland. And I love the God Emporer

>want to sleep
>suddenly happenings

...

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>nothing on scanners

DOESNT MEAN THEY ARENT IN THE AIR

Noooooooo

defuse

Well done (You)

send it to /r9k/

checkem

NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD

rip

redefuse

a

FOR TRUMP

for leafs

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Depends what type of bunker it is, how it was built, could be custom built with an incinerator unit to just burn everything, and you could also have a furnace in it for melting metals and re-purposing them.

get

They keep saying this is an intentional attack but it's not terrorism.... LOL WUT?

I got this, guys.

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winrar

NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD

MIGRATE

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it's just a prank

Don't worry!

I'm an expert!

This

I got this

fuuuccckkk

10 waifus to each weeb! we'll repopulate the intenet in no time

>power through it user, there might get a happening at midnight EST

Well this is going to go over great here.

Hi

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

the dust has to go somewhere, matter cannot be destroyed. where does it go in the furnace? where does the smoke go? if the bunker has a chimney, then isnt that a weakness?

Ah hurricanes arent that bad ya pussy

>26 people

you really think we are stupid

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NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

999999999

Amerilards planting bombs in their own country to distract news from the warcrime they committed in Syria

youtube.com/watch?v=hA07k2F6Yaw

STAHP

Praise allah

ALLAHU AKBAR

did i do it in time?

Delet this bomb

Hurricanes aren't the problem it's generally being without power for weeks and possibly storm surge when you're flat as fuck. South Florida no A/C you might as well gas yourself.

fuck rare as

GET MY CUTTERS

>be in Tally
>Cat 1 rolls by
>power out all week
>mfw

You touched yourself too much, now New York is going to explode.

Didn't remington have problems with guns firing without anyone pulling the trigger

Couple people sued for unwrongful deaths

NOT BEFORE I CHOOSE ALL IMAGES WITH A STORE FRONT

BOMB DETONATED, BUNKER HAS BEEN DESTROYED, ALL SURVIVORS MUST FIND NEW SHELTER

ITS NOT WORKING

LET PEPE GOOOOO

Underrated post

Chill I got this

I expert

I've survived 4. As long as you dont have a weak levy and shit nigger run infrastructure youll be fine

Didn't imagine myself dying like this...

Dick Cheney had a similar malfunction with his rifle when his friend's face somehow set it off.

AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

Mine was out for like an hour

>RIP you

The second device that they found in NY is a pressure cooker.

I choose not to defuse.

O FUCK GET IN MY ASS GET IN MY ASS NOW GOGOGO

HNNNNNNNGGGGG

H-here I go!

And I didn't fuck your mom last night. I just helped her with her carpet grooming. Fuck off you stupid shill. Isolated incident my ass. He literally called the police saying he did it for Isis. The media is doing damage control. In that attack alone 50 people died. So Islam "extremists" is at least 70 per year in America. That's not including all the other attacks that were "workplace violence" or "lone wolf". they did what they did in the name of Islam and you can't fucking deny the truth.

I've been through 3 and it's always the weeks without power and no ice in the everglades that makes it painful.

Kek wills it

Fuck fuck fu

What is taking you people so long? It's just a bomb! Defuse it!

Fuck off quit defending the shit skins

In the everglades?

Damn dude, that must really suck

enough

Insulin dependent diabetics are fucked when the power goes out since insulin must be kept refrigerated.

find the fag posting bullshit on imgur and beat him up

Royal Oak here. Heard nothing.

nice dubs but see
you were too late user, if only you had shown up sooner you could've saved everyone

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_battles_and_other_violent_events_by_death_toll#Terrorist_attacks

Sort by political ideology.

finally. praise kek.

nice

It's not that bad because there is literally no reason to take a shower the entire time. Clothes become form fitting so if you're fit for the most part you can show off those guns.

Yea diabetics are fucked. Asthmatics are another issue when you lack power in a swamp with high humidity.

no idea. i know they work except when that ejector breaks you cant change it out on your own.

the orlando shooting wasnt an isolated incident but it stopped being a story when the corroner's reports started coming in and it turned out everyone died at the same time... when the police breached the bathroom of the nightclub

wcvb.com/news/audio-reveals-spray-of-bullets-in-orlando-nightclub-attack/40026510

this is what it sounds like when 49 people die at once.

IF I DEFUSE U VISIT THIS THREAD