GET COMFY THREAD

WAKEY WAKEY

comfy

>Manhattan
>Still comfy

>mfw feds planted ieds to distract from the fact we're about to attack Assad and WW3 after "accidental" bombings earlier today

What if it's a false flag to distract you from the fact that US bombed syrian positions ?

Impossible.

In Manhattan the closest you can get to relaxed is slightly caffeinated.

I just moved to my dorm. I miss my mother and my brother. so no im not comfy.

>gas shortage in Dixie
NC here, this shortage, however mild it actually is, is an alarming show of just how fragile the system is.

Naww

I'll cuddle with u

Whats going on with the shortage, and can I get a link to read about it?

Fucking freshmen.

You'll get used to it kid

The public doesn't pay attention anyway.

I want them to bomb LA god dammit.

Las Vegas is comfy as fuck.

Have a 3 day weekend. Drinking blue moon. Watching capt. America civil war. Following the happening on pol.

Maximum comfort bros. Happy saturday

Commiefornia should burn, exept SD. I like dolphins.

Source?

Kek, I love how people think Americans care about that shit.

Literally no one does. No one cares about Syria. A fucking presidential candidate doesn't know where Aleppo even is. The people that saw "America bombs SAA position accidentally" on the news probably think it was a good thing because they're pro-Assad.

Stupid tinfoil conspiracy retards. If anything these attacks are REVENGE by Muslims who read the news about their fellow brothers dying.

dubs, phew good thing I live in San Diego.

who here is /spicy/

Curled up with two doggos in TN. Plenty of food, drinks, guns, and a full tank of gas on the truck, plus a backup tank behind the shed.

Comfy as fuck, kids.

I don't lean one way or the other, and I'm from California.

>Implying Las Vegas is in California

What do you have to say for yourself?

nice doggo

>fuck up in Syria

when will you fucking idiots learn

Lol who cares about happenings I gotta work tomorrow. Nothing will happen in Australia :)

Blame the driver for not telling me we were entering into another state?

nice flag.
It's the open casket of a russian astronaut who died during reentry. Those over the radio heard him screaming before he died on impact and his body was turned into that thing
npr.org/sections/krulwich/2011/05/02/134597833/cosmonaut-crashed-into-earth-crying-in-rage

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AMERICA, MAKE A SINGLE THREAD AND ASK FOR A STICKY

This is a ploy to draw in emergency responders and the like before the next explosions hit. We're gonna see maximum bodycount of police, firefighters, and associated federal personal.

Screencap this.

This. Obama is on a mission to "end" that war to

I should be freaking out but I'm about to sleep pretty good tonight.

what the fuck is wrong with you? How is any of that "comfy"?

dubs comfirm

Acceptable since I don't know shit about your countries geography. Street goes both ways. Hope you enjoyed your visit.

Fucking freshmen.

cuz i'm nowhere near any of it

>fug

The Macy's explosion was in Charlottesville, Virginia not Charlotte, NC

r u rich

Hill

My tendies gone cold I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning memes cloud up my screen
And I can't see at all
And I want to believe it'll all be blue
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

My tendies gone cold I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning memes cloud up my screen
And I can't see at all
And I want to believe it'll all be blue
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

Dear Hill, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my blog, and my wife's phone and her son's
I sent two letters back last autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I smear addresses with sauce when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a stepfather
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?
I'm a name her Hillary
I read about your Uncle Soros too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some polls that didn't lead you
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Iran
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with the Saudis too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is CNN

My tendies gone cold I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning memes cloud up my screen
And I can't see at all
And I want to believe it'll all be blue
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

I'm baking my famous chocolate coffee cake right now (done at 11:27), with coffee of course

It's 69 degrees in my house and I have a blanket on

comfy level: maximum

Dear Hill, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't talk to the press
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your rally
You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my wife's boyfriend, he's thirty-six years old
We waited in an empty community center for you,
For four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man, you're like his fuckin' idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than my wife
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to
Remember when we met in 2008, you said if I'd help you you would help me back
See I'm just like you in a way
I never knew good policies neither
I used to always cheat on my supporters and fuck em
I can relate to what you're saying in your speeches
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
'Cause I don't really got shit else show, and that shit make the voters depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even stump myself to see how much it hurts
It's like corruption, the lying is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is false, and I respect you cause you sell it
My wife's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know her boyfriend loves you too Hill, everyone does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man
I can pick you up and throw you in the van,
I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Wolf, P.S. we should be together too

My tendies gone cold I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning memes cloud up my screen
And I can't see at all
And I want to believe it'll all be blue
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

Dear Madam "I'm Too Good To Respect American Voters"
These will be the last tendies I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no press conference, I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters, I wrote your email on 'em perfect
So this is my taped special I'm sending you, I hope you see it
I'm in the car right now, eating tendies on the freeway
Hey Hill, I'm going to the gym
You dare me to lift?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who could a saved that other guy from drowning
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued America from drowning
Now it's too late, Donald Trump will do it now, you're withered
And all I wanted was a lousy interview or a call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I love you Hill, we coulda been the government, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
See Hill, shut up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey Hill, that's my audience screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't tell them the truth, I just tied them up, see I ain't like you
'Cause if they know they'll suffer more, so I'll just make sure they're lied to
Well, gotta go, we're almost to November
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this securely?

My tendies gone cold I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning memes cloud up my screen
And I can't see at all
And I want to believe it'll all be blue
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

>R selected insectoid detected

Dear Wolf, I meant to write you sooner but I just been dying
You said your wife's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
And here's an autograph for her boyfriend
I wrote it on a MAGA cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the rally, I must of missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But that's the shit I have to do to hide my pneumonia, other stuff too
Tell them Donald Trump is clownin' dog, come on, they'll think it's true
We got some issues Wolf, I think we need some vote machines
To help my ass from sliding down the polls when they see me in the sun
And what's this shit about us meant to be the government?
That type of sharing will make me not want us to help each other
I really think you and your wife need each other
And her boyfriend too, and maybe she should get another
I hope you get to read this email, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before the next hack, but I think that 'Russians' will scare them just fine
If you relax a little, I'm sure you can fit it in but man,
Why are you so cucked? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude leaked secrets and drove his car over to the gym
And had more secrets in his head, and he woulda screwed me big
And in the gym they found him dead, but they didn't say how it happened
Come to think about, his name was, it was
Damn!

(his name was seth rich)

I hope trumps alright
Rip usa

We snug

other than Cred Forums, the gov, and MSM nobody else knows about this shit germoney

toss out aleppo on lamebook and see how many responses you get

who snug thug here?

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checked

im here, your here, keks here, (((they))) are here. pretty comfy thread.

Pretty fucking tasty pasta.

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