To summarize…
>Explosions in NYC
>Explosions in Jersey
>Explosions in North Carolina
>Shooting in DC
>Shooting in Minnesota
>Massive gasoline shortage in the south
>Major US airstrikes in Syria
Is this it, boys?
To summarize…
Shooting in Philly
2 cops shot in Texas
Kek is angry that MSNBC slandered his avatar, PEPE
explosion in canada
Why isn't Drudge freaking out yet?
Get out of bed you lazy fuck and starting memeing up the news cycle
Pull yourself together. You need a strong leader.
Hey Baal can you send some lighting strikes? I think kek is angry
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>Shooting in DC
That's like saying a shooting in Richmond at this point.
The MSM fed a chaos god a ton of mana whilst provoking him. Poor decision making.
pull the other one
>XVAlueFX
What does this mean?
some asshole tipped over one of my cows
happening lads
This exactly
So it begins...
I enjoy you filthy slants whenever you show up, you talk more sense that most of my coutrymen.
B A S E D N I P.
Based nips
Nope, its nothing.
We can absorb these pin pricks.
In the South, wtf gas shortage!?
Plane crash in a fireball in Gilbert, AZ.
Sad!
this is pepe's retribution boys
9/11 was basically a pin prick and you guys freaked out so hard that you had to go and commit genocide halfway around the world to feel manly again
Literally less than 5 people died. Who cares.
>A
>FUCKING
>ISLAND
I think the happenings are moving across the country. Expect happenings in all 50 sates by 12:00 am
No.
>Massive gasoline shortage in the south
literally what?
Fail
Why do terrorists fail to kill people when they bomb? Always seem to fail.
What's going on in Atlanta?
WHERE AND WHEN
I WENT AND TOOK A NAP FOR THE PAST FEW HOURS
WHAT HAPPENED WHILE I WAS DED
like nobody is dead.
who fucking cares?
you Cred Forumstards just want to believe so hard that you're living during the collapse of civilization. you're worse than christians waiting for the rapture
When did something go boom in N.C. ?
>Cred Forumstards are worse than christians waiting for the rapture
Truer words have never been spoken
>All those news fucks begging for the story
Think they meant VA. We comfy here.
>costa rica
>island
costa rica and puerto rico are two different places idiot
IT'S HAPPENING
POINT EMERGING PROBABLY ENTERING
A fucking map, faggot. Buy one.
>EXPLOSION CONFIRMED IN DJION, FRANCE
At 4am. Ok...
2 days ago retard
Sure, the casualties are minimal, but a string of bad shit like what happened tonight is not a good sign of where we're heading.
Shit like this is going to happen again, and the results are going to vary. It's not good.
Whelp, alrighty then...
Lock it down boys, nothing to see here folks, stay in your homes. Obama has this, probably the ISIS and BLM jv teams.
Don't you just hate it when reality drives a truck thru your narrative?
What shooting in Minnesota
Gas shortage. Bought gas on Thursday at 2.25, we're already up to 2.35 now.
And to think just yesterday I made a thread saying that we're overdue for a mass shooting.
That's still to come I think
strings of bad shit happen all the time, of course bad things are going to happen in the future. it is not a sign of the end of days, not by a long shot
is it more reasonable to believe that an apocalyptic collapse is upon us? Cred Forums sees every single thing that happens in the world through a lens of "it's habbenninggg guis!", the confirmation bias is real
That's it. Turned out to be transformer blowing up. No big deal.
Some asshole ran around stabbing people in a mall in St. Cloud. I think the cops dropped him with their roscoes. But he lived.
>chicagotribune.com
Oh, that is the first article to mention shooting. All the others only said stabbing.
Somalian?
>XVAlueFX
ameriburgers and geography
lol
Dunno the specifics on the perp.
I take it there are a shitton of nigger's from Somalia living in Minnesota?
>be American
>get killed
This needs to stop.
Sure
You are missing the plane crash too
>To summarize…
It's too early to summarize, still lots of time till the day ends.
Low quality happenings tbqh
this is a thread where you're supposed to add happenings so when they end we can have a full list.
It must go further
It's a soft target frenzy attack, usually means there's a bigger target soon.
CRASHING THIS CIVILIZATION WITH NO SURVIVORS
deathtoll?
Don't worry, i'll be more witty to correct him.
>A
>FUCKING
>BRIDGE
there you go.
I think your confusing them with Puerto Rico
>inb4 hurr durr i troled u guiz
No, we know how shit our education system is.
Same old shit, just a different day.
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American education everyone
>shooting in DC
>newsworthy happening
pick one
I'm drunk and even know Costa Rica is part of centrally Americans I dunno what libscum education he took a part in
think the gas pipeline was attacked?