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Donald!

Numbers at top = electoral votes for each state
Numbers on each state = poll number average mixed with below numbers
Light blue or red = candidate < +1 point
Blue or red = candidate ≥ 1 point but < 5 points
Dark blue or red = candidate ≥ 5 points

Make what you will of these polls, as they are RCP averages mixed with new Reuters polls.

twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/777316755479887872

#NEW Reuters/Ipsos Polls

#Iowa:
Trump 49% (+8)
Clinton 41%

#Florida:
Trump 50% (+4)
Clinton 46%

#Colorado
Trump 43% (+3)
Clinton 40%

#New Mexico:
Trump 43% (+5)
Clinton 38%

#Michigan:
Trump 44% (Tie)
Clinton 44%

#Nevada
Trump 41% (+3)
Clinton 38%

#Utah:
Trump 48% (+19)
Clinton 29%

#Georgia:
Trump 48% (+8)
Clinton 40%

#Arizona:
Trump 46% (+7)
Clinton 39%

#Pennsylvania:
Clinton 46 (+2)
Trump 44

#Ohio
Clinton 47% (+3)
Trump 44

#North Carolina
Clinton 46 (+2)
Trump 44

#Virginia:
Clinton 47 (+9)
Trump 38

New Hampshire:
Clinton 48 (+9)
Trump 39

#Wisconsin:
Clinton 43 (+3)
Trump 40

Deport all Muslims. I'm sick of them.

Isn't it obvious?

What did he mean by this?

Can someone MAGA hat this?

>CNN already shit talking Trump

Jews need to die already

Gooby bless this thread.

SECONDARY DEVICE FOUND!

BOMBS CONFIRMED!

TRUMP RIGHT AGAIN!

Fucking Don Lemon is taking shots at Trump for mentioning the explosion before we knew what it was.

What an asshole.

wtf I took a 2 hour nap and Syria AND Manhattan exploded

WHAT IS HAPPENING AM I STILL SLEEPING

SOMEBODY WAKE ME FROM THIS NIGHTMARE

SECOND DEVICE LOCATED

youtube.com/watch?v=QdQ6qTYQI4c

happening theme

SECOND DEVICE RECOVERED

MAYBE MORE AROUND NEW YORK

WATCH YOURSELVES

A possible second device in New York

A possible second device in New York

a possible second device in New York

A possible second device in new york

>Syria exploded

3 DEVICES IN NEW YORK

2 IEDS
1 PRESSURE COOKER

>DC moon tonight

Has the prophesied Barronian Singularity begun?

ITS HABBENING! THIS TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES!

>1 PRESSURE COOKER
Wh-what were they cooking

>Cred Forums attempts to banish kek to the shadowrealm
>everything explodes

PRAISE KEK

WHY WON'T TRUMP DISAVOW THE DUMPSTER BOMBS?!

IS THIS HOW THE PARTY OF RECEPTACLES DIES?!

>tfw you niggers keep watching CNN

Reality is being controlled by Kek, and Trump is his messenger. Believers of "Jesus" "muhammad" or whatever childish nonsense must convert - or perish. If not they'll suck cucks in hell.

youtube.com/watch?v=zLVpZme0kRQ

We give our souls to you
Give us power
Next bomb the tower.

Does that look like an injured frog? Does it mean we need to send more power to Kek?

CAPTCHA HAS SPOKEN

>Wh-what were they cooking

A Trump presidency.

A BOMB?

drumpf is a rich duck

A tasty Trump presidency

yahoo.com/news/russia-says-syria-situation-worsening-warns-us-141723100.html
yahoo.com/news/syrian-army-says-u-led-coalition-jets-bombed-173922114.html

Terrorist attack = Trump 2016 confirmed.

VIDEO OF EXPLOSION

twitter.com/kunou126/status/777344986257825793

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HOLY SHIT ITS THE GUY SITTING AT COMPUTER TERMINAL

THE EGYPTIAN KEKE SYMBOL

NH literally will not go blue
We're retarded brothers
If ME is red, NH is red

...

>mfw Cred Forums tries to outmagick Cred Forums priests of kek near me

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

twitter.com/pzf/status/777345760258121728

so there was a bomb or something?

me and the wifey were out on anniversary, did not turn the news on all day

No it was an evil assualt truck lucky they found it before a kid picked it up

They're going to cover up both terrorist attacks today so Trump doesn't cream Hillary even harder

VAPORWAVE DOGS CONFIRMED.

>just woke up from a nap
>friends telling me to go out
>apparently some bombs went off or some shit
Help me /trumpgen/. Do I tell my friends to fuck off and stay for habbenings and more importantly, shitposting?

Meh nothing happening. All speculation.

WHAT THE BLUE BLAZES IS GOING ON DOWNTOWN FUCK

...

NYPD, FBI AND MAYOR GIVING CONFERENCE NOW

DAMMIT HOW COULD THEY RUIN EVERYTHING

KEK IS THE MASTER OF CHAOS AND WILL NEVER BE STOPPED

VAPORWAVE DOGS

what did he mean by this?

No really, what the fuck did he mean to say?

Bombs from Aleppo?

OH SHIT

This. Fuck Drumpf.

>Trumo

Link

TOO EARLY

IT WAS TERRORISM

In the greenest of our valleys
By good angels tenanted,

Once a fair and stately palace—
Radiant palace—reared its head.

In the monarch Thought’s dominion,
It stood there!

Never seraph spread a pinion
Over fabric half so fair!

>Commissioner Nigh-gro

Who wants to bet it's spelled "Nigro"

NOT TERROR DRUMPFKINS GO TO BED

Looks like a homemade bomb to me.

Only reason no-one got killed was the inherent incompetence of snackbars.

>kike fat faggot mayor comes to lie about the scope of the threat

what a shocked

get this cunt the fuck out of here

that's it?

So it seems like now, the only possible connected things, are the NJ race, and NYC one possibly second bomb.

Charlottesville was transformer.

Plane in AZ likely accident, small plane.

Stabbing in Minnesota, Somalia likely just another day in Africa.

>what is an IED?

IT WAS TERRORISM
IT WAS TERRORISM
IT WAS TERRORISM
IT WAS TERRORISM
IT WAS TERRORISM
IT WAS TERRORISM
IT WAS TERRORISM

Banners yellow, glorious, golden,
On its roof did float and flow

(This—all this—was in the olden
Time long ago)

And every gentle air that dallied,
In that sweet day,

Along the ramparts plumed and pallid,
A wingèd odor went away.

THE NEW TRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
SEPTEMBER 17, 2016

LAST NIGHT
>Philly cops ambushed
>anti-cop note left behind
>during rally, Trump: Hillarys bodyguards should disarm, let’s see what happens, it would be very dangerous
MORNING
>CNN, MSNBC et al.: TRUMP THREATENS HILLARY
AFTERNOON
>pipe bomb goes off on the route of a Military foot race
>Demi Lovato has dream where she gives DJT brain (or something, pic related)
>Syria claims US led air strikes on Syria
>”paved the way for Islamic state fighters to overrun”
>Trump speaks to "The Remembrance Project" in Houston, TX
>"Not one more American life should be given up in the name of open borders."
EVENING
>Trump rally in Colorado Springs, CO
>"get out of here mosquito!"
>DEVELOPING: explosion in Chelsea, NYC
>explosion possibly originated from dumpster
>rpt: ~25 injured
NEW
>possible second device
>intentional act
>but "not terrorism" acc. To Mayor Deblasio

>ny mayor

>it's not terrorism just ignore that this and a pipe bomb went of in New Jersey in the same day

>it was an intentional act

>we can easily stop terrorism in New York

Not by the looks of it pal

Bombings confirmed perpetrated by Vaporwave Dogs

INTENTIONAL ACT.

>but not terrorism

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH TRUMP

TELL ME NOW "TRUMO"

seriously that looked like someone tossed a cherry bomb in the mail bin. why is this news?

>not terrorism
>This was intentional
What

Wait, so there were FIVE ATTACKS? Why am I only hearing about the New York one on TV?

twitter.com/regated/status/777346138135490560

VIDEO OF EXPLOSION
>VIDEO OF EXPLOSION
VIDEO OF EXPLOSION
>VIDEO OF EXPLOSION

ITS HAPPENING
TERRORIST ATTACK IN NYC

TRUMP WINS

Kek

Wanderers in that happy valley,
Through two luminous windows, saw

Spirits moving musically
To a lute’s well-tunèd law,

Round about a throne where, sitting,
Porphyrogene!

In state his glory well befitting,
The ruler of the realm was seen.

BILL DEBLASIO CONFIRMS NOT TERRORISM HAHAHA GET FUCKED

>TRUMP DID IT
>TRUMP IS LITERALLY ISIS

And all with pearl and ruby glowing
Was the fair palace door,

Through which came flowing, flowing, flowing
And sparkling evermore,

A troop of Echoes, whose sweet duty
Was but to sing,

In voices of surpassing beauty,
The wit and wisdom of their king.

Its a subset of aleppos

>twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/777316755479887872

Ok the fuck can you have a poll taken in Loudoun county saying that Hillary is only up by 2 points before her collapse, then have a poll a week latter that has her up by 9 points???

But (((evil things))), in robes of sorrow,
Assailed the monarch’s high estate;

(Ah, let us mourn!—for never morrow
Shall dawn upon him, desolate!)

And round about his home the glory
That blushed and bloomed

Is but a dim-remembered story
Of the old time entombed.

lol

""""""BOMB""""""

motherfucker that's just fireworks

>intentional act
What did he mean by this?

He's hated by virtually all of NY. The police especially.

LUL

And travellers, now, within that valley,
Through the red-litten windows see

Vast forms that move fantastically
To a discordant melody;

While, like a ghastly rapid river,
Through the pale door

A hideous throng rush out forever,
And laugh—but smile no more.

Who would bomb a Leppo?

>intentional action
>but not terrorism

Fucking DeBlasio.

>Charlottesville was transformer.
wut

>intentional
So we've ruled out Hillary, she never intends anything

I cant believe Trump is actually gonna win

...

youtube.com/watch?v=eubWvg1E4Q4

Is that pluto?

>It was a intentional attack but it wasn't a terror attack

fuck I hate de blasio

looks like a pipe bomb

kek

>but "not terrorism" acc. To Mayor Deblasio
Mmmhmm. Let's see him change his tune when it turns out to be a white guy.

>It's terrorism, but I really, really don't want to call it that

An underground electric transformer went pop thats all

...

>Not terrorism
>Intentional act

SO WHO ARE YOU GOING TO VOTE FOR FOLKS?

ARE YOU GOING TO VOTE FOR THE WOMAN WHO PASSED OUT ON 9/11?

OR ARE YOU GOING TO VOTE FOR THE GUY WHO WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERY TERRORIST ATTACK FOR THE LAST YEAR STRAIGHT?

I THINK THE ANSWER IS PRETTY CLEAR.

t. Dilbertman Scott "Persuasion" Adams

SPOOPY GETS LAST BREAD

Chechen Bros bombs in Boston were made from fireworks powder.

MAGA
A
G
A WOOOOOOOO

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK

twitter.com/Nick_a40/status/777331893423308801

Gilbert AZ

i swear these daily summaries could be a website that i would visit hourly.

Brady will win

here comes the rain

It's terrorism, but we can't call it that because it will mean Donald Trump will be right again.

...

Oh ok

>underground
How fancy, ours are on the fucking posts still.

REMINDER: The San Bernardino shooting was workplace violence and the Orlando attack was an isolated incident.

So before blaming Muslims, it has a higher chance to be a right wing group.

Plenty of examples of eye witnesses or victims making up facts to spread propaganda, for example this girl who claimed to have been raped by migrants, when in fact she wasn't raped at all:theguardian.com/world/2016/jan/31/teenage-girl-made-up-migrant-claim-that-caused-uproar-in-germany

Or how about this guy, who claimed this photo was of a refugee in Germany holding an ISIS flag?twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/643412952205381633/photo/1
Turned out that photo was 3 years old, not of a refugee, not an ISIS flag, and shot during a counter-rally as a response to a far-right party doing a rally through Bonn.

Or how about this case, where a facebook user got 70000 shares for pointing out that an apparent IS fighter posed as a refugee to get into Europe?bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-34176631
Turns out that the guy was Laith Al Saleh, who did indeed fight in the Syrian civil war, however not for ISIS, but in the Free Syrian Army, which wants a secular and democratic Syria and is one of the more effective groups fighting against ISIS (and which is one of the few groups where you can not joke about "moderate rebels").

But yes, let's instead continue to take everything that a single individual claims as a fact.

And here I was thinking someone accidentally dropped used mentos into a diet coke receptacle.

Holy shit, this couldn't be any worse for Hillary lad

>want to go looking through listings on armslist
>click on the link through Jewgle
>your connection is not private
>would you like to go back to Google?

Is this the Jews' doing?

That actually looked like a decent size explosion. Detonations are nothing like the movies.

NoVa is cuck central.

29 people injured in Manhattan

HE JUST DOESNT STOPPPPPPPPPPPP

youtube.com/watch?v=Zzu15ZezipE
>youtube.com/watch?v=Zzu15ZezipE

youtube.com/watch?v=Zzu15ZezipE
>youtube.com/watch?v=Zzu15ZezipE

>not terrorist
>but was intentional act

MUDSHITS CONFIRMED

Why doesn't this fat fuck work out?

>BMI 31
>OBESE
>HIGHEST POSSIBLE CATEGORY

FOG ROLLING IN

...

Fucking idiots, Cred Forums couldn't conatin Kek even in its glory days, how can they think a ruined board of trap threads and dick rates could stop the Harbinger of HAPPENINGS?

>no link to terrorism

FUCK OFF LIARS

Kek, called it

Most of ours are also, I guess for malls some are underground

it's all people that work for the Federal government , contractors, military, etc.

I don't think it's gonna happen, newest polls have the shill leading in all the state's trump needs.
How can Americans be so fucking stupid.

>twitter.com/pzf/status/777345760258121728
why is it blacked out. im i the only one?

has the testosterone levels of a young adult male.

Really its lucky nobody was closer to it

So what do we got so far

>bombs in NY, NJ
>Explosion in VA
>Plane crash in AZ
>SoE in NC
>Mass Stabbing in MN
>Shooting in Texas(?)
>Shooting in MN(?)

>no link to terrorism

REMINDER THAT HILLARY IS LITERALLY STEALING MONEY FROM HER DONATORS

It's Reuters.

They literally have the most biased polls.

Breh someones gunna get some nasty garbage disease and croak sadly

JEJ

>9/11

>Boston Marathon

>San Bernardino

>Not connected

Why, pray tell, haven't you killed yourself yet?

Go out and have your last night of fun.

DO NOT VOTE EARLY RETARDS. ALL THAT WILL HAPPEN IS:
GETS LOST
OR STRAIGHT INTO THE TRASH WHEN THEY SEE IT IS A TRUMP VOTE

His BP is fucking 116/70
All his blood work is good to great
His test levels are off the charts for his age

He'll be fine you stupid faggot.

Do not reprove me in your anger, KEK, nor punish me with your wrath.
Have pity on me, KEK, for I am weak; heal me, KEK, for my bones are trembling.
In utter terror is my soul - and you, KEK, how long will you forget us? How long will you hide your face from us?
Turn, KEK, save my life; in your mercy, deliver us.
For who among the dead remembers you? Who praises you in hell?

I am wearied with sighing; all night long tears drench my bed; my couch is soaked with weeping.
My eyes are dimmed with sorrow, worn out because of all our foes.

Away from me, all who do evil!
Lord KEK has heard our weeping.
Lord KEK has heard my prayer; KEK takes up our plea.
Our foes will be terrified and disgraced; all will fall back in sudden shame.

KEK, o KEK, how awesome is your name throughout the land!
You have set your majesty above the heavens!

The sixteenth card, the sixteenth year, the ninth month plus ten-seventh day.

We give our souls to you, o KEK;
Give us power
Next, bomb the tower.

AI GF'S FOR ALL
OUR GOD PROVIDES

mde guy and /k/ guy?

It's not a high level happening
Go get drunk

texas is fake btw

doubt the money she makes is worth loosing the entire family of loyal supporters

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TRUMP LOST SUPPORT AFTER THE LAST BIG TERRORIST ATTACK ON AMERICAN SOIL (THE GAY BAR IN FLORIDA)

HIS POLLS WENT DOWN

kek is alive he brings happenings

Pay the Hag , Lose your swag?

He means that the Clinton foundation has his family tied up in a basement somewhere

HARVEST MOON

PRAISE KEK!

Happenings always happen when I least expect them. Not sure if this is an actual happening yet, but I am curious

PRESIDENT TRUMP 2016!

see

Loudoun is in NoVA.

And I can't find the data for this new poll anywhere?

Did they just poll everyone in Fairfax and call it a day?

Does anyone have data for that poll?

>A literal dumpster fire in Chelsea NY

memes too strongk

checkem

How did Trump respond to that one, again?

Self radicalized neckbeards created two shitty bombs that went off at the wrong time and killed literally no one.

PRAISE HIM!

SOMEONE GRAB OPS
pastebin up to date
pastebin.com/nygxu29R

So that's pretty much it right?
Even with all the Clinton scandal she's still winning...
How in the actual fuck can Americans be so hopelessly stupid.

How do I feed the chaos god?

Thought so but wasn't sure.

SHEMITAH

His polls went down because he took a "You guys should thank me!" type attitude in his first tweet on it, and the media spun it and made it 10x worse than it looked.

What about absentee? I can't go three states on election day.

that was a physical explosion not a detonation. petn, tatp, rdx, rhx, tnt, and comp b detonate, this was just some combustable in a pringles can. it's waay to slow and has too much tracer to be a detonation.

is that anderson cooper

>editing out the (you)
You goofed now.

listen leaf, that was a lot different. the fag angle was huige. leftists usually dont have anything to spin when muzzies muzz

Repeating digits are his fuel

...

Go shill somewhere else faggot

like dis


SHADILAY!

>SHEMITAH
oh fuggg

Fox News just now:

>THAT
>IS
>TERRORISM

...

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>THAT
>IS
>TERRORISM

Believe me when I tell you that there is no way in hell that Loudoun would swing that much in 1 week.

t. Loudoun fag

Honestly i think Reuters is very inaccurate. NM +5 but NH -9? It doesn't make sense.

you would be wrong

...

REEEEEE

THE MAD BOMBER
THE MAD BOMBER
THE MAD BOMBER

I know, I am from loudoun.

Which is why this new poll after a week of no polls is setting off alarms in my head.

Trump is old, in a high stress environment, and has no time for exercise. It is normal for him to be fat.

young people have no excuse.

>dem digits

Looks like those autists were right after all.

Yeah what the hell? How the hell does that make any sense?

Think these attack suspects will be Muslim?

Hahahah praise. SHADILAY

OBAMA RESPONDS.

WHITE HOUSE JUST SENT THIS OUT

See

DAAAAAAAAAHNALD

IT'S NOT TOO LATE ONLY I CAN STOP THE REST OF THE BOMBS BEFORE THEY GO OFF

HAND OVER THE DELEGATES OR YOUR PRECIOUS TRUMP TOWER IS NEXT

PRAISE!

>get a bunch of fatties to advertise clothes
>no ones buys the clothes because they look like shit in the ads/they have to sell them at wal-mart prices
>they never pull this stunt again
>fatties start crying like the US women's soccer team

If it's art, okay whatever be a retard on your own time. If you think it's a good idea to try this shit in business I don't know what to say.

You're right, poor choice of words if we're being specific, I didn't mean a remote detonation.

i love saturday night/happening live news, so few commercial breaks

>Terrorism is when you just try to scare people

BULLSHIT

Terrorism is the direct targeting of noncombatants to further religious, political, social movements.

Scary/killing people for keks is not terrorism.

False flags by white "alt-right" Pepe supporters

kek

if you're young and fat you should kill yourself.

Yes, Trump should lose 20 pounds. I agree.

guys this is a right-wing false flag. we saw the same thing happen with brexit when the dude killed the remain chick. this will be a trump-inspired attacker.

It doesn't. With Michigan tied and him way down in swing states? no of course not. I'm just feeding the ONLY polls that have come out since Sep 15 besides LATimes. I'm really confused as to why all the (((polling companies))) aren't releasing new polls.

WELCOME TO ALL OF YOU DEPLORABLES!!!

>REMINDER
Women & Normies love Les Miserables
Meme this HARD to them

>TRUMP LES DEPLORABLES ENTRANCE
youtube.com/watch?v=TEiTKloMgBg

>HIGH ENERGY CROWD VERSION
youtube.com/watch?v=0jWfKIaVRvM

>MOVIE VERSION (MAKE A TRUMP VERSION HAPPEN LADS)
youtu.be/SWzgrmOLxp8

>LES DEPLORABLES ORIGINAL LYRICS (TRUMP VERSION IDEAS WELCOME)
Do you hear the people sing?
Singing the song of angry men?
It is the music of the people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes.

Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Beyond the barricade
Is there a world you long to see?

Then join in the fight
That will give you the right to be free!

Is this fucking real? Please tell me this isn't real

For Kek
For Trump
For Chaos

He is going to win. The stars align, the nation is ready, the world is ready. It is time.

We're already taking our country back - look at the backlash in the (((media))) and the snackbars losing it. La Raza is also losing their minds.

America the good, America the great is coming back, senpai. There are no brakes on this train!

...

me on the bottom left

Tomorrow is 9/18/2016

1 + 8 = 9

2 + 0 + 1 + 6 = 9

9/9/9

upside down: 666

Tomorrow is going to be a very bad day.

>Fighter from the FSA
So he turned tail and ran. He's not a refugee.
>More effective groups against ISIS
ISIS literally buy US dropped aid from them, or get given it ffs

LOW ENERGY

...

Trump's judgement is right again!

Really makes me think

Praise KEK

Why do people take reuters so seriously then?

They seem likes jokes, or worse trying to set up rigging in VA

Then why didn't anything happen on the ninth?

...

So they're going to attack Trump for being right about it being a bomb right?

IS IT REALLY TRUE? IS TRUMP KEEPING THESE 19.6% of AFRICAN AMERICANS TIL THE END OF TIME?

Fuck you assberg, the polls are right there.
He's losing the state's he needs.
Even after all that's happened, people are still voting for the freak Clinton.
It's mind boggling. America deserves it.

weird how ben's cartoons have gotten better

retired

no stress

lots of free time

Trump works all day every day.

REMINDER THAT "SLICK WILLY" CLINTON PARDONED THE FALN

Me on the top right

Well I'm getting drunk either way, I just don't know whether to do it with actual physical childhood friends or invisible friends on some Icelandic hot springs nurturing forum.

A big factor here is that I'd have to actually put on a shirt and also eventually stumble home later if I went and saw my friends...

Yes it's real

you think this is a game?

D O N A L D

G I V E

M E

T H E

D E L E G A T E S

Why did someone edit the stars around Hillary's head into five-pointed stars? They were originally the Star of David, fucking jews.

At least he can walk.

Had Trump said to remain calm and that it probably wasn't terrorism they'd probably be like

>Omg how could he not identify obvious terrorism how can he run this country???

Yep.

I seriously think they are trying to pull some shady shit in both PA and VA right now.

Got to correct the record and all :^)

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Yeah yeah a bunch of bombs going off but remember that this guy is just running around HUMANIZING HITLERS and telling JOKES for LAUGHS

Damn this Fox reporter is woke af dropping redpills left and right

Why was he such a fat fuck when he was a game show host?

Let's just bask in it one more time

youtube.com/watch?v=OOmfb4mBX24

Fuck this nigger. I hope he gets backlash for this fucking autism.

Ask for the delegates one more time and I'm sending Manafort to take care of you.

It's a bit funny that people freak out over this, it happens every single year at the same time.

BACK TO YOUR DIMENSION
DELEGATE DEMON

>2016
>Telling jokes for the lulz

FALLON IS PART OF THE ALT-RIGHT?!

>intentional
>no link to terrorism

What does this mean?

Someone set up us the bomb

You are beyond dim witted.

Go see your friends faggot, happenings will still be happening tomorrow

>protip: my reply may or may not have been sarcastic

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>voting
>polling

This is blood sacrifice for Shemitah

We need to find a way to funnel the energy away from the Kikes to Kek

Then show other wise, if not you're just shilling.

fuck that jewish bullshit, the harvest moon happens every year at the same fucking time.

JUST A PRANK BRO

the man knows what he is doing , thats for damn sure.

>I'm a Democrat and don't want to give Trump more momentum

DOOCY WITH THE JUICY INFO.

SECOND BOMB IS A PRESSURE COOKER IED.

Terrorism is only brown people, except it's also never brown people, because brown is a color of peace.

we need more dubs

shadilay

>The second device we found was painted green
>P.P. was the only lettering found on the device.

What did lemon say?

But user today is already the 18th and happenings happened.

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Point Emerging, Probably Entering.
Point Emerging, Probably Entering.
Point Emerging, Probably Entering.

BREAKING!!!!
ONE OF THE VICTIMS WAS A FORMER HILLARY INTERN THREATENING TO RELEASE INFORMATION!
ONE OF THE VICTIMS WAS A FORMER HILLARY INTERN THREATENING TO RELEASE INFORMATION!
ONE OF THE VICTIMS WAS A FORMER HILLARY INTERN THREATENING TO RELEASE INFORMATION!

How's this?

we get signal

PRESSURE COOKER IED

ITS

I S L A M

>What are sample sizes
>What are fucking demographics
Dumb nigger.

far left

ai gfs goin fast boys

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bump

Coooool.

What's even worse than the fact that user believed that Obama really said that is the fact that Obama saying that actually seems semi-plausible

Link faggot

He tried to go after Trump for saying it was intentional and terrorism before it was actually declared that

>even tho, ya know
>it turned out to be true

NEW THREAD NOW!

You're lucky you rolled dubs. Kek loves a good laugh. Keep making poems kikefag

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>Step-brother is a Muslim convert who lives in NYC

SCARED.

what's happening lads?

I don't think I've ever seen the moon this big. I totally forgot about it, but when I went outside to drive a few minutes ago I was mesmerized.

You have 10 seconds to justify why you NEED to have a pressure cooker!

HOW DID TRUMP KNOW IT WAS A BOMB, HUH?

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You got any proof of that pal?

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An intentional attack needs a political or Religious inspiration for it to be considered Terrorism.
Liberals don't understand this, that's why they can't understand why only Muslims are called terrorists and white shooters aren't.

Anderson to the rescue

HILLARY IS COMPLETELY DRUGGED!
TURN ON CNN!

>Praise (the) Prophet
MUDSLIMES CONFIRMED

Topkek

>Would a business dispute plant 2 bombs 4 blocks apart?

>W-w-well it could

These cucks on Fox kek

Two bombs blew up, and nothing really happened.

He attacked Trump for saying it was a bomb before CNN announced that it was a bomb.

and as I type this they're showing a clip of Hillary attacking Trump for the same thing.

Take refuge faithful. Smart frogs stay safe at home during happenings.

Are you really going to eat ANOTHER slice dad? That's your seventh one!

>just Trump winning over more people because he's always right, just like Cred Forums

muslim terrorist attack in NYC

make moonshine

Yes. Leftists don't know Occam's Razor. Plus Trump is smart and knows a lot about construction; no fucking dumpster just explodes and injures 29 people.

Welp

almost as good as that reporter that just stood there boiling afterward while the anchor tried to get him back to reality

>painted green
>P.P.

hnngg

Wtf I hate assault cookware now.

Beans

Who's to say he wasn't told it was a bomb in the first place?

Shill are actually putting effort into their shitposting lol.

>19 of a serge of millions of migrants
>"oh just because they have some bad apples doesn't mean you don't take them in"
>it took 19 bad apples to kill 3000 americans

and change the course of western history.
People must include 9/11 in islamic attacks because it took 19 people with an intention and a motivation to fly over 800 people into towers in the name of allah and killing westerners.

All those graphs don't include 9/11 for the prupose of making the number low.

Osama Bin Laden's motive for fighting in the first place is the belief the muslim world was being invaded so in the name of allah he "defended" islam from the west.

Prove me wrong you leftist basement dweller.

sause ???

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Huma took Hillary back to bed

It make tough shitty cuts of meat soft and chewy faster than a crock pot

>latenight Jew copy pasta will be updated

So excited

>Vey retweeted
First name Oy?

straight from the monkey's mouth

They're cooking the books because they have nothing else. It's not like a million liberal faggots, "refugees" or 3rd worlders moved to LC this week and got polled. LC will stay red, Ashburn be damned.

see
The reason it looks orange or red is due to the atmosphere, not any jewish magic mumbo-jumbo. Fuck giving kikes this attention or power. The moon would look this way whether they existed or not.

youtube.com/watch?v=HjI6K4m4E80

Main screen turn on

#NOTALLPEPES

REEEEEEEEEEE

kek

>not being able to afford rib eye

But I will agree that stew is the fucking bomb

kek

it's not even semi-plausible, that user is just a retard

I love the Pepe late night jew copypasta

No you dumb fags, I got my hopes crushed the same in 08. I was dumb enough to listen to you fools.
The same shit over again. Rigged polls blah blah. And Obama slaughtered him.

New bread?

>fucking bomb
>T R I G G E R E D

OP PASTEBIN
MAKE A THREAD
pastebin.com/nygxu29R

another one?

What did he say?

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

CONFIRMED. CHECK THE WITNESS REPORT LINK!!!

>They're cooking the books because they have nothing else

This enrages me. At least I know my prescient uses paper ballots.

Green is a Muslim color connotation so it might still be Muslims.

I have no idea what the P.P. is supposed to be

>fucking bomb
SUSPECT IDENTIFIED

Huma led Hillary back to bed after she talked to Don Lemon

>both

NEW YORK NEW JERSEY NORTH CAROLINA ARIZONA

AND SYRIA

ITS THE BOMB?

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sorry bro i dont remember the lines... thats like... 15 years ago.. sheeit

Out fucking skilled.

RIGHT HERE YOU FAGGOTS!
youtube.com/watch?v=HjI6K4m4E80

around this time/more like october in 2014, was driving home at ~1am or so and saw the biggest moon of my fucking life

shit took up half the sky, nobody said a fucking word about it

supposedly it has to do with a supermoon and some shit about the horizon, it magnifies the moon

here i was thinking cj shot the moon with a sniper rifle

Is that s shoop?

We live in a time where one of the two candidates for president of the United States spends her days ranting about Pepe the Nazi Hate-Frog

Anything is possible

twitter.com/jpney/status/777342853701926912

>VIDEO OF THE EXPLOSION

From my cold dead hands faggot

I love how someone thought this comic makes Trump look bad

Clock boy is back in town

Dont forget Syria.

A shekel has been deposited into your account for pre correcting the record. Good goy

I doubt they though that, it's just a good analogy.

>tfw you notice Trump will have the second highest IQ of all US presidents

No one was excited for McCain the same way they were Trump,faggot. Also, Cred Forums came into existence during 2012. That's how I know you're either full of shit or ashill.

another user explained it better

more likely trump has ins with lots of police departments who feed him information before the news shits it up for us

>who would know first?
the police
>who supports trump?
the police

How's the Gelato in NYC?

Must be good

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Is this how general of trump dies?

362 / 142 / 135 / 7

NEW THREAD

>saved

tfw you realize that liberals would spend more time attacking Trump and not mourning over the lost if an event like 9/11 happened today

>At least I know my prescient uses paper ballots.
I'm down South now and I'm making sure my precinct uses them, too.

They are push polling to try to get the bandwagon effect going. And you know those faggots love keeping up with the Jones' so it works to some degree. But even in the cities having to deal with diversity ensures your opposition to it in the voting booth no matter what you may say to friends, colleagues and family.

I love our state senpai

>say it was done by retarded muslims
>this is somehow trying to make trump look bad

>We live in a time where one of the two candidates for president of the United States is a senile old cunt and spends her days ranting about Pepe the Nazi Hate-Frog

ftfy

obongo is many things, a dumb nigger is not one of them

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Who the fuck are you? Traitor shill

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False flag being the operative word. Trump supporters love America and WILL ALWAYS DEFEND AMERICANS. If they blame us they are going full retard. Kek will be unleashed. Nice numbers. Praise.

Huma is in Her bed