WE HAVE FORSAKEN KEK

WE HAVE FORSAKEN KEK
WE MUST PRAISE KEK TO QUELL THE HAPPENING
KEK WARNS US WE DON'T WANT THE HAPPENING, BUT HE WILL HAPPEN UPON US IF WE SIN

Praise him!

blame the leaf

A god of chaos will do as it wills.
I'll Praise Kek, but I won't tell Kek what to do.
Shadilay.

No kek blames you

>he doesnt want the happening
>he still claims to worship kek

heretic
subverter
treacherous usurper

Why do you think we adore him so?

if digits something else will happen this month

hes the god of chaos retard, his entire role is happenings. Fucking newfags.

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Praise Kek

you fools!
these happenings are not curses from kek, they are gifts!
it has been a very dry few weeks, but here on this night kek has granted us multiple happenings.

praise kek

We want the happening, retard. So does KEK. It must happen before the light can be ushered in.

Don't forsake his gifts brother, I have been slowly becoming more fond of Kek for he is one who keeps giving

ALMIGHTY KEK, PLEASE SPARE THE HAPPENINGS, UNTIL THE DAY AFTER THE U.S. ELECTIONS. BECAUSE WE AREN'T PREPARED YET...

PRAISE KEK!!

I only praise Jesus.

wait, so angering kek is the way to finally bring about the happening?

in that case i am going to post as much blasphemy as possible.

>WE MUST PRAISE KEK TO QUELL THE HAPPENING
>Implying you can convince a Chaos god NOT to cause Chaos.

Go home, providence cuck.

FILTHY HERETIC

BURN, BURN IN A PIT OF OWLS.

sorry, he's been sent to the Shadow Realm.

you act like kek doesn't want this, while he smiles upon us during all the happenings. the world will be reborn in an image of kek from the fire of his happenings

Good post

>Praising Kek to QUELL happenings.

We praise Kek specifically so he will reward us with happenings. Hell, Kek was first discovered because of a happening.

Nigger what?

Kek IS the happening. Nigger, telling Kek to create order is to ask water to dry you off; you can not have something do what is contrary to it's purpose. Kek is chaos, and chaos can not be ordered, it can only be ridden until it settles down again.

You do not know Kek, nor do I really, but apparently Trump does because Kek is going to usher in the beginning of a brand new dawn, the Presidency of the Don.

We all know frogs go "MAGA MAGA MAGA" they don't go Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf

Let the world burn, Kek wills it.

KEK WILLS THE HAPPENING!

checked

You don't ask KEK to stop happenings, fool. You PRAISE KEK so that KEK will bestow happenings upon us, because Cred Forums thrives off of happenings.

LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU, KEK'S POWER IS FOR HAPPENINGS!

PRAISE KEK!

WHY CONTAIN IT
LET THE HAPPENINGS SPILL OVER INTO THE SCHOOLS AND CHURCHES
IN THE END WE'LL BEG KEK TO CONTINUE

>we don't live happenings
Gtfo faggot