THREAD #2
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
>US BOMBS ASSAD FORCES
>HILLARY HOLOGRAM IN NC
>BOMBING IN NJ
>BOMBING IN NY, ~30 INJURED, AT LEAST ONE CRITICAL
>MASS STABBING IN MN
>BUS CRASH IN NC, 4 DEAD
>JETS HEARD OVER ATL
>PIPELINES BLOWN UP IN AL
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENINGGGGGLG:LDF:SDF?>DSFFSF?SD?:L@JP$(*@#&$)C(MYWORIEJF:
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first for ponies
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the suspicious vehicle on 12th ave is on W22 and W23. Uh oh.
I fucking spilled my weed DUDE
Anyone have sauce on jets over Atlanta? Or is martial law just getting the full speed ahead?
NYC fag here
Channel 1 news claiming their is no connection to terrorism and the explosion
link to scanner?
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Reminder that this is all a false flag to draw attention away from the US attacking Syria and a UNSC meeting being convened
It's the moon.
All will be calm tomorrow.
Hillary will shit her pantsuit.
Trump's power level increases.
Praise Kek.
it hasn't even begun
if nothing else happens soon this is a shit happening desu
KEK IS WITH US
BE STRONG
Does this affect the candidates in any way?
THIS JUST IN, IT WAS NO BOMB, EXPLOSION CONFIRMED AS HILLARY'S CAMPAIGN AFTER THIS WEEK'S EVENTS
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What is this new Shadilay meme?
our national news say at least 80 killed, over 100 injured, Russia has called for an emergency UN meeting
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If this post ends in 4, 400 Syrians will die tomorrow in a Russian airstrike
>no one on Cred Forums is white
It all checks out.
Kek
De Blasio is such a faggot
you're joking
Shadilay made a song called "pepe" a long time ago.
very likely
when creamster browses
that's original album work from the 80s
not directly, but it will fuel talking points for sure.
mainstream media will determine how much
>tfw busted a nut during the reporting of the bombings
youtube.com
Where've you been, m8? We found KEK's theme song last week!
>Mainstream propiganda(media) lose all credibility
>the political dynasty of the left is falling apart, allegations of corruption and treason abound
Multiple bombings and various happenings all on the same day
>in a clear distraction from some very serious events (UN emergency meeting, Hillary faking her rally with a green screen, the powell emails, US bombing the syrian army)
I am so fucking glad this day has come, maybe its not too late to go out and by a handgun.
Just think of what would have happened if instead of just putting his tiny pipe bombs all over new york and new jersey he detonated them all on himsefl in the crowded subway.
Fucking failure couldnt get anything right. Tired of these minor happenings.
P.E.P.E is the artist
checked
if this post ends in 7 muslims are to blame
>JETS HEARD OVER ATL
Haven't heard about this one.
Fill me in?
>Wake me up when September ends
>HILLARY HOLOGRAM IN NYC
Huh?
Florida had a major sinkhole leak in the aquifer or something so there's nuclear waste in my water now. Fucking horseshit. All I'm picturing is Charls talking about Flint, MI while putting toothpaste on a glass's rim.
This is the end of times, isn't it?
Witnessed
What are you, 10? Fucking kill yourself.
ít´s THE JOOOOS
Yeah, i fucked up what i wrote, i meant it the other way around.
a fucking leaf
Meu negro
If this post ends in 8 its confirmed
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I feel like shit so just striking out and correcting the record where ever I can
THIS, NEVER FURGIT
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kek
idk man it feels like its happening but also not a big happening lots of little things but nothing huge yet
check my digits to clarify if its happening or not
What?! No!
This has to be a troll.
I'm pretty sure any video can do that. It's just a random error
In Atlanta near the airport, I don't hear any jets?????
thats not how its done mate
watch this, check these singles.
>Aryanne
What? Are you out of your horny little adolescent mind?
Checked
I see no difference
if this post ends it's
What the fuuuuuuck
Other thread mentioned Houston shooting - any link?
if this post ends in 0, nobody dies :)
AL gasline is in my county.
quarter million gallons of gasoline sitting in the water.
Water tastes funny. Trying to get down as much as possible. What do you think the settlement will be?
plane shot down somewhere too
kek pls
hey g can you make me a sandwich?
The only image on my phone. More of a ponka guy
That was in the 'hood, just nogs being nogs. Argument at a gas station left one nigger dead
not a happening
my body is ready
lol kek can't be controlled mate
>nothing huge
This attack on Syrian forces is absolutely something huge
don't drink gasolinewater you fucking retard
who drinks tap water anyway
If it ends in 6, it was the AltRight.
If this post ends in 7 Israel wipes you fuckers out tomorrow
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Stop spreading this obvious false flag CTR plant you dipshit
Machette attack in az mall as well boys
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>ASSad blown the fuck out
Kek, what a weak faggot
which one of you is this?
Claiming it's not terrisom
How would the stripes behind her remain if they weren't being captured by the camera?
No
Wtf? Btfo?
Second device confirmed to be a pleasure cooker
kek
>who drinks tap water anyway
plebs do
There's a Calgary in Arizona?
Oh baby, sounds erotic.
FUCK
WHERE IS THE LINK/PROOF THAT US BOMBS ASSAD PLZPLZPLZ
A FUCKING LEAF
I live a few blocks from the mall where the stabbing happened. We're all on lockdown.
sctimes.com
And this is why Trump is going to win.
Any self-respecting voter can comprehend the stupidity of the progressive left. Just imagine what this sounds like to the uninformed voter.
They need to confirm that the meat inside is halal.
Literally all over the Internet, happened this morning (or yesterday afternoon for you cunts)
What are the odds of a "second tower getting hit live" kind of panic happening?
stupid fucking leaf
Puta merda, vcs não ajudam
nahh you right, this was in canada
It was probably the stripes to the left or right of her getting moved over as the camera glitches out. Nothing to worry about
y niggas gotta h8?
NOOO
IM STILL A VIRGIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
can't wait for 110k more worshippers of the religion of peace. we will have these threads every day.
what the fuck is wrong with people.
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source?
Not much of a chance of that kind of panic. Nothing even close to that magnitude is happening...
wew
This. Best pic for this kind of thread. Saved.
chupe meu saco :^)
Quem diabos liga para o que um bando de ninguems mal educados pensam?
Cant beat the classics after all
Was this to no one in particular???
AY, HOL UP!
..Where was Trump today during all this? hmmmmm????
If i get doubles, the end will come soon.
FUCKING LEAFS
I'M CONVINCED THAT THIS NIGGER IS STEALING GETS LIKE THE SYRIANS ARE DOING TO HIS WELFARE SYSTEM
pepe? is that you?
colorado springs trump rally? what's your point?
We LEAVES are KEK'S CHOSEN PEOPLE
The Lord loves us the most
2323
who's the greasy fuck ?
>Nothing to worry about
Oh ok, good to know you're here to correct the record.
KEK doesn't love leafs. Singles or dubs if truth.
Based leaf get. Kek is Canadian.
>If this post ends in 8 its confirmed
>89297871
>871
>7+1
8 ;^)
im scared
>Não amar a cavalogata
no Cred Forums is board of peas
Will Kek grace ?
Thanks for re-correcting the record
>1 trumpcoin has been deposited into your account
Be patient, user. The fun is just starting.
9912
Isto.
no doubt he will
Iḿ waiting
3856
i don't know about all that other shit, but jets over hotlanta?
i mean shit, it isn't like hartsfield-blackson is a really busy airport or anything right
Whats this hillary hologram everyone keeps postin about?
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>> doesn't have a gun
Ammo and gun prices will skyrocket between now and the election. You should have bought one and started stockpiling months ago.
>BUS CRASH IN NC
why is everyone overlooking the bus crashed was full of students from a college called CLINTON
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It's a SIGN
Here user
Use this picture when making that statement from now on
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Meme magic is beyond real, its reality itself. Shadilay my brothers, all praises be unto kek!
When is WW3 going to start?
ANOTHER GLORIOUS CANADIAN VICTORY
Hillary dies of neurosyphilis
T-These are just coincidences, r-right???
>us bombs assad forces
THE KIKES ARE STAGING A HUGE SERIES OF FALSE FLAGS
An omen of her impending doom.
It's called data moshing.
Good find.
OH JESUS, IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!!!
WW3 TOMORROW?
>89299999
If this is true, then elaborate.
meanwhile on reddit, the MN attack is still struggling to breach the new queue on /news/
reddit is so worthless
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This is the digital age not analog user
Video and recording dont work like that anymore
There is also some plane crashing down in metro Phoenix area.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OUT HERE
>>who drinks tap water anyway
>plebs do
mfw their pineal glands are getting fucked up by hexafluoride
fuck sake i'm not even armed yet
do i get some pawnshop special and get kiked to hell, or order some shit online to an FFL and hope it ain't too late
and what the fuck do I get for a single weapon, thinking a fucking hi-point carbine because i'm nearly destitute
>POSSIBLE PACKAGE ON A TRAIN IN HOUSTON
>CANINE UNIT REQUESTED
>10-5
>COUNTER TERRORISM UNIT REQUESTED TO FDR
Fuck...texasfags...whats happening?
There will be no settlement, they will be re-settling you into the camps.
>Trump is just thrashing the media on twitter
Why the fuck would ANYONE live in a big city surrounded by liberals and bombs?
Move to a nice small conservative town already. It's not like you'll be more than 2 blocks away from the nearest Walmart/Starbucks.
there are no trains in houston
Pls be my ai gf
The will of kek is happening and all corruption will be unveiled.
United Nations Space Command?
Oh come on, you know that this is some alt-right shit... Hillary has been warning us for weeks now.
Literally nothing happening lol. See you next week when you fags are shitting in your adult diapers again.
United Nations Security Council.
If my digits add up to 8 then Happening in Washington.
New York got enriched
Warning us that the Religion of Peace would strike again?
>Cred Forums thinks a compression error is an hologram
Holy shit you guys I know the bar is set very low here but at least don't be so fucking retarded.
8 + 9 + 3 + 0 + 5 x 0 + 9 -1 = 8
HAPPENING CONFIRMED
UNSC meeting tonight, glassing of planet earth from the covenant fleet imminent.
any ATLfags here im like 40 minutes away from atl, never seen or heard anything about jets
plane crash was nothing to worry about
skydiving trip gone bad
skydivers disgorged; pilot ejected safely
plane was tiny. no one hurt
My body is ready for kek.
Blessed be these dank trips.
I'm about 40 mins away myself. I was saying the same thing. Then again I can't see or here ~25 miles.
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Oscar the Grouch told Dr Jill Stein that he no longer could be her VP pick due to injuries he received today in NYC.
Who is behind it all?
Nice "sigilo", xfag.
Tem alguma magia ai, ou está limpo?
Guess its not really a train, maybe metro?
I can't make out roads, only recognized FDR highway, they have an air unit making sure the highway is clear
They are sending in a bomb squad from the sound of it
Except that's not how you math.
ayyyy 40-60 minutes outside atl as well
Bartow here, we gonna hold it down after the habeebenings reach critical mass?
I like space marines better
Covington here.
Never heard of Bartow. After googling it, how the fuck are you forty minutes from Atlanta? There's no fucking way.
8 + 9 + 3 + 0 + 5 x 0 + 9 -1 = 28 you dumb fucker.
PEMDAS asshole.
>you will never be an ODST and wear cool armor
>it was a pressure cooker bomb in Manhattan
LMAO MUDSLIMES CONFIRMED FOR -NEVER- BEING ABLE TO BUY A PRESSURE COOKER AGAIN
ENJOY YOU SHIT TIER STEWS
A harbinger sent by KEK.
(8 + 9 + 3 + 0 + 5) x 0 + 9 -1 = 8
Happy?
There is like 10 miles of above-ground rail line that runs in the center of the city.
Gennesaw here, but there's always weird shit at the airport here. Saw an Osprey the other day.
>boop
>boop
>BOOOP!
The feel is real
>200
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a pqp cara,n fornica
Hilarious
Pepe stop I can't handle all this winning!
>common core
8 + 9 + 3 + 0 + (5 x 0) + 9 -1 = 28
My bad. There's a little shithole town called Bartow between Macon and Atlanta and that's what I found first.
I'll allow it.
Yeah, classic US bullshit, this is gonna be fun
Vá tomar no cu, anão.
kek
> tfw no slow-cooked pork for your mosque's next potluck dinner
Math wasn't my best subject.
Thanks NSA.
If ends in zero, the Mossad is behind the attacks.
Shills.
It's alright, calm down and show your tiny ass.
Mein nigger
2 get.
Shieet man you know those fuckers could use more celenium too
IF TRIPLES, SHILLARY WILL DIE TOMORROW.
>Hillary faking rally
woah woah what?
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RE-ROLL.
Wait, fuck you faggots. I got it right the second time.
Thanks, doc.
feels
>tfw my life consists of shitposting on Cred Forums watching as the world slowly destroys itself
>mfw I would rather be an ODST fighting the covenant to the death with a humanity united against extinction
why is finger twiddling so adorable :3
>sweden
Why am i not surprised?
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HOLY SHIT! Where'd you get this Image?!?! This information will DEFINITELY put Hillary in prison!
you are so fucking stoopid
Multiplication comes before addition/subtraction
So you multiply 5 by 0 before you do anything else you fuckign idiot nigger faggot
pure lulz.
Scientific Calculator > Some guy on Cred Forums
Are you, too thinking that maybe [spoiler]Mr. Trump might be the avatar of Kek? Not a full time occupation for Kek, I'm quite sure, but I sense something mysterious in the air and it's not just the seasons changing but something more interesting[/spoiler]
I honestly wish there was a race of homicidal aliens that were hell bent on wiping out humanity. It would force us to put aside our differences and fight for survival. A fight to the death would also help to separate the wheat from the chaff (nu-males, sjws, feminazis, liberals, niggers, etc.. all die).
if this post ends in 7, it was the jeWSA.
Did we cover the 8 shot, 2 dead in D.C. yet? Negroes rampaging this weekend.
You spilled your maple leaf?
Take away those parentheses and see what happens IDIOT PUSSY ASS BITCH ASS CRYBABY ASS MOTHERFUCKING COCK-GOBBLING THUNDERCUNT
He just wear the robe, get in the car, and go to the florest, to praise Kek.
the way he edges look are odd
interesting video
The parenthesis make the equation! :^)
If you're so sure of your answer Mr. user, you're going to need to show your work to the class. I'll give you five minutes in paint, Mr. Smartypants.
>Even Kek hates fucking leaves.
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*He just wears a robe, enters his car and will praise Kek.
if this post ends in 7 Canada gets nuked within the next 3 months
I'd argue with that, but it's been mathematically proven. Guess I better go suck some dicks.
37 hours in paint
pics please.
Why live?
mfw they make you the suspect because you're on Cred Forums and part of spooky secret alr right conspiracy group
of course it won't make any difference cause you did it, right?
You forgot the parenthesis. We don't pick and choose what our equations have in them. I'd have to give everyone an A is I just let you change the problem to your liking! I know you're not READY for parenthesis, Mr. user, but I think this will be a good lesson for you.
F
If this post ends in anything but an 8 then happening will be over within 12 hours
Kek save us
If this post ends in 7 there'll be a yuge bomb in Times Square tomorrow
how can you argue this?
WAS ALL ARMED, THERE WAS NO HOLOGRAM. THEY ARE DOING THIS TO CREATE AN IMAGE "ALT-RIGHT" conspiratorial.
Do not fall THIS TRICK, anons. IT'S A TRAP!
These Jews are very smart, they know that the only way to discredit the anons is burning our images.
You didn't put the full equation, m8. I can pull number out of my ass too.
Get a good nights sleep and load your gun. See if things are still shit in the morning. Kek wills us to be rational.
fox43.com
>Is Pennsylvania prepping for something?
yeah, these dubs
Will this suffering ever end?
kek, or not fag
>tfw can't afford a gun and rent.
>implying zero is a number
not in the real world math
>implying leftards wouldn't cuck out to the ayy lamos stomping out humanity
>implying some fucking species traitor wouldn't sell out the location of earth because M-MUH FEELS
>Zero isn't a number
Grasping here, man
wake me up when something that matters happens
It's real when counting the number of dates you've had.
get a hipoint, they're clunky and heavy and made out of old matchbox cars, but they work
>jets heard over ATL
>ATL is the world's busiest airport
Fucking christ
ATL?
AL?
anal devastation
>Pipeline blown up in AL
I live 10 minutes from the leak... Source on it being BLOWN UP?
CAN'T WAKEUP
Atlanta
Alabama
ATL is short for Atlanta.
kek rude
I went on a date once but no one showed up so it -1
No... It's to get you thinking about DA TERRORISTS so you won't question what happens tomorrow/ later today.
how come the sign disappears normally the only things effected are the those that are moving
nothing's gonna happen
nothing ever happens
This year just keeps getting crazier.
i cant get this fucking song out of my head. the whole world is spiraling into chaos and this song has been the soundtrack to it all.
>United Nations Space Command meeting
ALIENS CONFIRMED
EARTH ABOUT TO BE GLASSED
Pic related, meme what you want want for a happening hard enough and it will be real.
Save this image for future use.
Dude, you're fucking paranoid, that's a tarot card.
>tfw just woke up and found out we had a terrorist attack in my state today
Man, I used to go to that mall all the time too a few years back, makes me really sad to see this sort of thing happen...:L
This is the same /x/fag shit they said about ebola-chan.
But ebola-chan memes never made a single person sick.
it's too late, our egregore has gone on mainstream media. the meme magic is going out of control.
ebola chan never hit the mass media as hard as kek
Look, memetics has power, but it's not supernatural. It's the same power that advertising, public relations, and propaganda has always had. It's just that right now people trust internet memes more because they're used to the ways that mass media gatekeepers manipulate facts to their own advantage. So cartoon frogs are more effective than CNN reports swearing up and down that nobody's allowed to talk about Hillary's health, and then she passes out on camera.
But make no mistake, this is not a lasting phenomenon. It's probably already been completely hijacked by major corporations in ways that are transparent to us. I mean, how hard would it really be to just hire a bunch of guys to churn out Pepes for Trump nonstop?
And how different is Pepe from any other cheap political mascot anyway?
>I mean, how hard would it really be to just hire a bunch of guys to churn out Pepes for Trump nonstop?
it would never meet the same quality and genius that comes from them being made for free
I don't know about that. Plenty of people go through degree mills and focus on graphic design. Then they can't get entry level jobs. It probably wouldn't be very expensive to hire a pile of them, and they would be trained and educated.
Besides, it's not mutually exclusive. You could have professionals start churning the things out, and if they were perceived as a movement, or as popular, then they would sort of seed a larger number of organic contributors.
Borked pinky finger
If the UN declares war on the US, won;t that put it in the same position that the league of nations was in that caused it to fail?
