>be barrage obongo >kill 60+ syrians in an airstirke because they were making too much progress against ISIS >need to have a local us story that outshines this >has his terror cells plant a bunch of bombs that coincidentally kill nobody but cause hours of broadcast
Nolan King
confirmed.
Ryan Taylor
Just woke up. What the fuck happened? Was it even a big explosion? Are you burgers alright?
Zachary Jenkins
>Osama Bin Laden
Our BINS
Lucas Jenkins
That guy is such a blatant JIDF
Oliver Morgan
Do you think they're testing out unit tactics for future attacks? Or are they not that smart?
Alexander Wilson
I wonder if they will shut the place down like Boston a few years ago for the marathon bombing. Some scary authoritarian shit went down during that.
Ryder Morales
Ckecked and Keked
Brandon Diaz
that one car got fucked hard
Dominic Gray
My father is working there right now.
I'm worried as fuck.
Matthew Ross
if the bomber is not a Muslim, then they let us know something
Asher Allen
...
Jeremiah Allen
Mfw I chose this weekend to visit NYC and this shit happened a few blocks from me.
Levi Brooks
Hi I'm Steve Rodgers
I'm here at the scene with 2 greasy witnesses who said they were working and doing hot knives when they saw the explosion.
James Reed
...
Alexander Parker
the only thing that would help the clinton campaign would be an alt-right attack.
Nathan Moore
BREAKING: Bomber has been ID'd as Samuhammad al Jihyde
NYPD says suspect is still at large
Charles Long
inb4 - nothing major, just a normal dindu or mudslime experimenting with explosives.
Landon Carter
>tfw 2 blocks away from me
pray for me lads
Joseph Howard
pls be another explosion I'm bored
Logan Ramirez
this bothers me that there's already a news article attacking Trump on it. He's 100% correct anyway.
bomb (bäm): a container filled with explosive, incendiary material, smoke, gas, or other destructive substance
CNN anchors literally don't understand the English language.
Grayson Ward
RIP Jontron
Liam Parker
We fine. Just anotha day in da hood, ya feel me?
Alexander Cruz
Look at the shrapnel. The camera almost gets hit. Fucking sparks. Fuck.
Jaxson Hall
he can't keep getting away with this!
Parker Walker
SHOTS FIRED ON SCANNER
Gabriel Watson
29 injured most are okay. They may have found a second bomb in a pressure cooker.
Overall, all is good, the burgers will flow.
Jose Jones
26 or 27 of us are injured, other than that we're all just getting /comfy/ and waiting for more happenings to occur
Jaxon Robinson
My impression is that these and the Paris shit earlier today -- they're all just warm ups, tests. The terrorists are probing. That's my gut.
Any deaths? Probably not. Who the fuck bombs a Goddamn bin?
Gavin Scott
She looks like she's about to die or fall asleep
Parker James
Everything's fine.
Dylan Scott
What was the event last time where this happened? I think Hillary had to also do it hours later. Happened 4-5 months ago?
Hunter Kelly
FUUUGGGG!!! SKYKING X 826,988!
Logan Richardson
wew boi, can Kek share the blessing?
Jaxon Barnes
#NOTALLBINS
Nicholas Morris
How is your cultural enrichment going?
>leaving 90% white fly over towns >ever
Isaiah Taylor
THOSE FILTHY PALESTINIANS
Adrian Anderson
PURE COINCIDENCE
Ryan Davis
>explosions on the street >gotta run fast with my feet >my god; i'd rather not meet
Zachary Cooper
No one got killed, nothing anyone will get too hung up about. Trump will get blamed for this and also will be bashed because of his poor response to the situation. Hillary will be praised for calming us through the night and how she tirelessly smashed the crock pot bomb with a hammer.
Carson Reyes
Samuhammad al Jihyde?
We need to get those people out of there. The first bomb was just to lure people in, the second bomb, a subway train filled with explosive not-bombs, finishes the job.
Oliver Cooper
NYC is gone.
We're in the middle of hitting the Chinks and the Russians before they can launch a retaliation.
Aaron Foster
Praise Kek! Been due for a happening.
Nathan Brown
Just came in from the family fire-pit. WTF is going on?
Caleb Garcia
Is that a loaf of egg?
Owen Scott
give up your liberties for safety goy survival is more important than freedom
Robert Brown
...
Blake Wilson
police commissioner said that the "Device" as far as they could tell WAS NOT in the dumpster
Austin Thomas
I thought her mannerisms (physical and speech) sounded a lot like obamas in that vid 2bh
Camden Ward
>Just injuries, no death
For happening to start there must be sacrifice need to be made
Nathaniel Diaz
>Some scary authoritarian shit went down during that.
Do you mean evacuating all the civilians and setting up a working perimeter in order to investigate the crime scene or the hijinks that ensued during the pursuit of the "bombers" and the "interrogation" of their "friend"?
Yeah. How the fuck else do you get your 3 grams of protons per pound a day?
Anthony Nguyen
Just a reminder that if this happened in Rio you people would be chimping out about how much of a shithole the city is
You can go fuck yourselves in the ass honestly
Ayden Miller
ISIS CONVERT ID'D AS STABBER IN MINN
Ayden Flores
>and the Paris shit earlier today Do tell, Nigel.
Joseph Scott
Place your bets on how many more attacks will take place in America in 2 hours.
Whoever is right gets 1 free game below 60$CAD on steam. Post bets and id
Jayden Price
BLACK MALE REPORTED ON SCANNER
IT WAS A NIGGER >IT WAS A NIGGER IT WAS A NIGGER
John Jones
Somebody has been putting bombs in trash cans all day in NJ/NY. Explosion in Manhattan with 29 injured. New bomb has been found. Guy is most likely placing even more bombs around the city.
Blake Sullivan
10 shots fired!!!
TWO BLACK MALES
it was not the alt right
Christian Myers
SUSPECT IDENTIFIED
JEW YORK LOCAL SAMUEL HYDESTEIN
Asher Rogers
Why the fuck there are those fucking racoons?
Chase Martin
>neckbeard
Michael Hill
>looking for a black male in orange shirt
He preemptively dressed up
Connor Martin
>A fucking chicken nugget scoon
Jack Nguyen
Thanks for speaking out Sven. It was likely just a simple clock.
Ethan Young
>do you have a statement on Trump knowing it was a bomb so fast?
Justin Smith
***FOOTAGE FROM THE CHARLOTTESVILLE MALL BOMBING, TERRORISM SUSPECTED***
Since this bomb was reported, more people have died in Rio than were injured in this bomb.
Luis Mitchell
my sides
Jackson Myers
Literally a planned distraction from the us bombing Syria. They activated their sleeper cells.
Gavin Jones
AVGN, my son, what have yee done!
Matthew Flores
Honestly didn't even know there was a stabbing today.
Nathan Bailey
>America is going to fall into c(t)a(c)os
FIX'D FOR YOU
Jeremiah Phillips
Don't you have a zika baby to be taking care of? Fuck off.
Colton Evans
GOTTA GET TOUGH & SMART
WHO DO WE VOTE FOR?
Jacob Miller
If it went off in rio no one would give a fuck
Carson Parker
Kek they woke her up from nappy time
Ayden Davis
#NOTALLMUSLIMS
Xavier Cook
Reports earlier today of shots fired in the 1st arrondissement of Paris; subsequent hostage situation reported. Spec ops and police + ambos arrive at scene, only for it to be revealed as a "false alarm."
Like I said, the terrorists are probing for sure.
Ayden Wright
I bet Trumps racist ass thinks this was a terrorist attack rather than just an intentional home grown idiot
just ctring
Benjamin Myers
Holy shit that looks comfy.
Lucas Taylor
Nobody gives a shit about that here
Gabriel Campbell
PLACE YOUR BETS
2:1 - Religion of peace 4:1 - Gangs 12:1 - Political extremists 750:1 - Whites
Aiden Morris
Chekd
Isaiah Scott
Fuck off third worlder
Ryan Cruz
Been out all day, what happened?
Luke Robinson
K-kek? Is that you? Speak to me, Kek....
Nolan Phillips
Wtf is a ctaco?
Adrian Miller
...
Jayden Jenkins
>animedad6969
Isaiah Rivera
Tt-hanks for the update.
Ethan Russell
Nice source you got there
Kys
Benjamin Nguyen
No more real happenings, but a few anons linking stories about someone getting shot as if that's not as normal as someone sneezing here.
Already have 400 games on Steam so whatever.
Nathaniel Moore
He still has it on from last time.
Daniel Powell
I'm just waiting for the Muslim confirmation so I can go and get into the battlefields on twitter.
Daniel Wood
>trump called it a bomb before it was really known it was a bomb
There is no defense for this.
Christopher Hernandez
Checked
Kek be with us.
Austin King
>CTACOS
You dumbass crazy bitch
Isaac Evans
where was it exactly? pic related? someone found it?
David Perry
same here. Hearing multiple home side attacks today?
Kevin Morris
A FUCKING WHITE MALE!!!!!!!
Grayson Garcia
holy shit shots fired all over NYC streets. we've got a mumbai situation going on.
Elijah Harris
You might have something here. Maybe we'll see a 50+ casualty incident soon.
Eli Rivera
but it is a bomb rofl lmao fuck yourself
Anthony Morgan
There is a big attack coming. One of these days we're all going to get hit on the same day. I know it.
makes me mad, just look at that fucking name, why in gods name would any american official let this fucker in this country or even be a citizen god dammit.
Camden Parker
>It was a intentional act, but not terrorism
What did they mean by this?
Thomas Brown
(((thick eyeglass frames)))
Charles Thomas
...
Michael Moore
Worst audio feed ever, fuck.
Also, it sounds like she's just reading off of a premade script labeled "what to say in case of an ""attack""" and just plugging in the relevant geographical information....
Dumpsters really aren't made out of material that normally creates rapid unexpected disassemblement of themselves.
Luis Bennett
Are we sure somebody didn't just throw their Galaxy Note 7 away?
Samuel Mitchell
He's right every single time he does this. He's the only person not pretending that we're not at war right now.
Christian Allen
It's her dyed hair. Brown eyebrows with dyed hair only works if it's dyed blonde.
Nathaniel Baker
>2 greasy witnesses >Steve Rodgers They killed my mom.
Thomas Jenkins
Wait wait.
Hillary said she is getting the inside scoop from the mayors office?
Isn't that against protocol for an investigation????
Colton Green
Fuck off reddit
Liam Richardson
but they are though
Dylan Green
At least it wasn't McDonalds.
Mason Phillips
Shit the 3am phone call would kill her.
Hunter Ross
>animedad6969
IT'S REAL!!!
Gabriel Reyes
I love you Iran we know you are the civilized Muslims bravely standing up to Jewish tyranny
Leo Hill
>BOMB WAS PLACED RIGHT BESIDE THE GARDEN OF EDEN
>GARDEN OF EDEN RELIGIOUS ATTACK
Angel Powell
>dat thumbs up
Sebastian Howard
but there is many different kinds, leftist, right, christian, jewish, it doesn't have to be muslim.
Robert Garcia
>Rick harrison meme >Galaxy 7 meme Take this shit back to iFunny
Nathan Perez
PRAISE ALLAH FOR THIS STATEMENT
Jack Garcia
Someone has been putting bombs in trashcans in NYC and NJ. There was also a stabbing in Minnesota (I think?). Now a plane crashed into someone's home in AZ. Shit's hitting the fan. Trump win or Clinton win? You decide.
John Morris
Those numbers make me think you prayed to Kek.
Juan Diaz
He said it was intentional but not terrorism, so someone clearly decided to drop their bomb into a dumpster because "no fucks given." Or he's a weakass faggot dumbass.
Jace Cooper
Are you implying Trump had this done so people would vote for his tough-on-mudslimes policies?
Dominic Lopez
fuck niggers
Nathan Jackson
How long do you think he's been Pondeering this attack, lads?
Michael Thomas
I eat regular eggs + venison and wild pig meat that I hunt/gather myself
Jaxson Sanchez
edgy tbhqlgbt
Brayden Green
ISIS on the run. No need to panic. Obama said so.
Asher Gutierrez
>no defense given
Figures.
Elijah Moore
hey guys are we certain it wasn't the IRA?
Isaac Scott
Bomb was in a gay neighborhood..
Asher Butler
He has a phone in his hand.
Jaxon Brooks
it's terrorism
Jackson Lee
witnessed
Jaxon Martinez
thx
Aaron Ward
>Muslims >civilized kys
Blake Jones
You crazy people
Adam Butler
>us bomb syrian army >bombings happen on american soil coincidence?
Liam Williams
What is your country's most terrorist'd city and how far are you from it? Do you think you're safe?
I'm about 1000 miles from NYC and I think I'm safe because I don't live too close to another target.
Camden Evans
>living in a 90% white fly over town >shit art >shit music >shit schools >shit food >shit people >no bad latina/black/arab/asian wimmin >monster logos everywhere
William Edwards
Hahahaha. I love you even more now
Chase Diaz
not if you are a clinton donor
Isaac Robinson
We're wewing at lads that shouldn't even be possible
Nicholas Richardson
ANOTHER EXPLOSION
Jaxson Hill
EXPLOSION AT SECOND LOCATION
Daniel Clark
lol i hate people like this
but checked nonetheless
Leo Martin
Bismillahirahmanirahim
Xavier Martinez
better post a fuckin source you fuckboys
Jason Cooper
WEW E W
David Fisher
Terrorism is slowly losing its meaning
Josiah Walker
SECOND BOMB
Connor Reed
Is the government even trying anymore? This is so obviously
>FBI justifying their funding for another 4 months
or
>distraction from US bombing of Syrian army instead of ISIS
Samuel Long
How the fuck can the media report this as "no terrorist connection" yet 3 bombs have been found in one night, is this normal shart in marts?
Carter Bell
wat kind of shit is this
Henry King
Imagine this in your country where your shit rags explode everywhere because you can't flush it down. Fucking shit shrapnel everywhere.
William Clark
Born in the 80's and in my early 30's ready for the happening, all whilst listening to the buzzer. Feels good
Fallout on Christmas Day
Tyler Martin
/watch?v=MKjSzH455Ho
William Gomez
>27th street and 67th street >77 is kek doing this?
Jackson Edwards
It was on Fox News. As the police were moving the press farther back, a second explosion went off. Turn on Fox News.
Austin Gutierrez
So it's not a total loss.
Austin Edwards
Maybe it's an attempted assassination, some kind of mob hit.
Dylan Ward
kek wills it
Andrew Lopez
Please provide us with a source?
Juan Gray
je suis yadda yadda yadda
Robert Torres
What did he mean by this?
Hudson Thomas
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING SOMETHING GIVE ME A TLDR ON THIS WHOLE SHIT IS IT MUSLIMS OR NAZIS FROGS?
Jason Gomez
IM A BROKE BITCH IN NYC I DONT HAVE ONE
Eli Carter
Potentially option number 2.
Could also be >Show US is an ISIS target and not an ally
>Stage alt right attack, blame Trump
Xavier Bell
It means mayor jew told Hillary what he told the police they were going to find.
Parker Wright
OSHIT SECOND BOMB REPORTED ITS HAPPENING RACE WAR NOW GAS THE KIKES 14/88
>art Hasn't been good in centuries >music 20 minute drive to one of the biggest cities for music >schools In a top 10 public university >food 20 minutes from a good capital >people Most people are shit and a big city just amplifies that
Race mixing is degenerate
William Kelly
/watch?v=MKjSzH455Ho
Joseph Campbell
CNN BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP WAS CORRECT TOO EARLY
COULD THIS BE YET ANOTHER UNPRESIDENTIAL ACT BY THIS LITERAL HITLER? DON LEMON JOINS US TO TELL YOU WHY HE SUCKS SO FUCKING MUCH
Heard it live on FOX. I think it was a controlled explosion, but he only report was that there was an explosion.
James Long
Controlled explosion
Cooper Brown
> Mfw I realize none of this matters
> Mfw I realize everything is orchestrated
> Mfw I realize even if goatfuckers are geno-scrubbed nothing will change
>Mfw I realize Christianity or Jedism or Pastafarism would become new radicalized shit stains
> Mfw I realize it's just one big cycle and nothing i do will change that.
> Mfw I realize government is not meant to favor the public...not in the grand scheme anyway
> Mfw I realize Rothschildō-sama and friends have pretty thick plot armor
> Mfw I realize Jews are the plot armor
> Mfw I realize I might as well sit back and let the habbening habben and just survive through it.
Easton Price
ANOTHER BOMB, INDEPENDENT NEWS FEED CUT. SUPPOSEDLY WAS IN THE ARE, SOURCE SOON
Andrew Taylor
...
Daniel Perez
CHEMICAL BOMB CHEMICAL BOMB CHEMICAL BOMB CHEMICAL BOMB CHEMICAL BOMB CHEMICAL BOMB
Jaxon Torres
Post the full link so the embed works, faggot
Levi Reed
GIVE A LINK NIGGERS
James Fisher
Anyone remember when we were told "We are fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them here"? To bad most of the world as FUCKING INVITED THEM INTO THEIR COUNTRIES.
Kayden Thompson
can confirm ,27 & 7th.
Josiah James
...
Ayden Sanchez
Checked
Wyatt Miller
Nobody knows. Some dumpster exploded in NYC, injuring 27-29 people, 2nd "device" was found somewhere else in NYC. There's really no more information out on the "incident".
Xavier White
>So The Major says there is no link to terrorism.
>Meanwhile in new jersey they found 3 fucking bombs on the same day and are treating it as terrorism.
O Ok sure no link what so ever. Just ya know the random pipe bomb that pops up every now and again.
Stay away from the windows! Holy fuck it's gonna blow!
Wyatt Bailey
LONE WOLF OF ARAB DESCENT, JUST A COINCIDENCE
Landon Garcia
I'm watching FNC, this bomb was already suspected but not confirmed. The guy on the street said the police told them to move into cover somewhat and then they heard a boom. I assume the police did a controlled detonation.
Juan Sullivan
Remember
Thomas Fisher
"Lone wolf" is such a fucking meme.
There's no such goddamn thing, "long wolf" is just code for "they didn't communicate their plans in any way we can readily track."
Henry Barnes
Its hilarious how deadset the media is to prove Trump wrong with this bomb shit
A plane can fly into the Empire State Building in 10 minutes from now and they'll STILL say that Trump was still wrong about that first attack because it wasn't technically terrorism based on their own subjective definition, it was just intent!
Kevin Johnson
Did I just hear "lone wolf" on Fox News? Get out.
Carson Wright
>Bomb goes off >Other strange characters use this opportunity to scurry out of their rooms and set off their bombs to blame the terrorists I like this idea.
Ethan Jones
DETONATION REPORTED
Jackson Hill
>he doesn't grow his pipe bombs
Andrew Adams
>if you something, say something.
Asher Moore
(((LONE WOLF)))
Jacob Richardson
>secondbomb
thought you faggots were lying. This is why after on situation, always stay comfy, there might be a second happening to the gathering crowd
Elijah Nguyen
We're talking about the second explosion that just now happened idiot
Brayden Martin
...
Eli Bailey
this Fox guy sure knows a lot about bombings
Hunter Hall
Source
Joseph Roberts
>(((King David Gallery)))
Eli Perry
Wolf Blitzer detained
Hudson Murphy
Watching CNN now, no second bomb mentioned yet.
Bentley Diaz
#NOTALLMUSLIMS just most, kek
Zachary Powell
>internet
Kayden Hill
That's one depressing get fampai
Owen Barnes
holy shit Hillary makes Jeb look like fucking Hulk Hogan
Connor Walker
>FALSE FLAG! FALSE FLAG >FALSE FLAG! FALSE FLAG
Lucas Flores
They haven't even investigated to rule it out even.
Austin Murphy
He actually did it
Andrew Torres
WHAT'S HAPPENING I WASN'T LOOKING
Leo Wood
Because it's related to Islam.
CNN was talking about how terrorism is synonymous with Islam. They can only talk about McVeigh and mention supposed white supremacists and anti-government terrorism, but no names from those.
So many people were triggered by Trump on Jimmy Fallon that I bet a nu-male cuck (Chelsea is the home of nu-male cucks) false flagged this and is about to try act like it was a Trump supporter
Kayden Wilson
Apparently
Brody Jones
The absolute madman...........
Easton Perry
So how embarrassed will they be when they show off who did it? Multiple bombs, zero fatalities. Ahmad will be the laughing stock of the terrorist world.
Isaiah Hernandez
TANKS IN 15 MINUTES
Samuel Cook
keep us posted senpai, i can't stand watching CNN
Kevin Martinez
NEW THREAD
MIGRATE
Dominic Lopez
Thank you.
Jeremiah Miller
>second possible device is a pressure cooker
Easton Lewis
> Samuhammad al Jihyde? lmaffo
Brayden Ortiz
This is all a ploy to lure more and more responders and feds into the city. The next attack will be the big one, and soon.
Screencap this, good luck anons.
David Sanders
Everyone knows it's the religion of peace, Brevik and McVeigh are literal memes at this point to ditstract from the tons of Muslim attacks that happen daily and monthy in the Western World
Luke Moore
>Mfw you haven't aborted yourself yet
Ethan Sullivan
It will still work. You vastly underestimate the stupidity of the press.
William Wright
FOX NEWS ANCHOR HAS BEEN INVOLVED IN MULTIPLE TERRORIST ACTS
Austin Cruz
I doubt it.
In the most ideal situation, you are right, but they can barely set off one bomb.
Jack Morris
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Evan Gutierrez
Bomb has no link to terrorism because perpetrator is not suspected to be a white male, or alt-right pepe supremist. Just a prank.
Henry Hernandez
NEW THREAD
Luke Garcia
God damn that's some lewd shit my dude
Anthony Barnes
...
Robert Reed
Cernovich is a faggot baiter with a lisp
John Rogers
BRING HIM BACK.
Brayden Young
Bins tend not to explode causing that many people being injured, ya know?
Oliver Richardson
>n-not all bombs!
Lincoln Martinez
Here dudester
Dominic Moore
...
Gabriel Clark
>Giant explosion that injured people >Pressure cooker and pipe bombs found >"Trump is just jumping to conclusions! It was obviously our friendly muslim americans here playing their music too loud. Haha"