MFW KEK WAS SENT TO SHADOW REALM BY QUINTS TODAY

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Kek literally IS the Shadow Realm.

Woah there racist, do you even know what year it is?

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Well he can come back when he feels like it.

The shadow realm will merely raise kek's power

Which board was that?

Kek was not pleased with the heretics for showing His image in the international media.

>you were actually born in time to witness the work of a real god of chaos
May the liberals, SJWs, feminists, jews and all hypocritical puppets tremble in fear and despair. Chaos has entered our world.

He's releasing his wrath upon the world for people thinking that he's in the shadow realm. Kek is returning even stronger and more chaotic! SHADILAY!

Nice dubs.

NJ here.

Please kEk, burn us with FIRE!

Cred Forums. They actually thought the god of chaos wasn't from the shadow realm begin with.

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HOW DOES HE DO IT

If nothing changes, Clinton will win in November. But things rarely stay the same. Here are several ways Trump could still win from behind.

1. Voters discover that Clinton has been hiding a major health issue.

2. Wikileaks releases something damaging.

3. Trump over-performs at the first debate, showing the world that he is willing and able to master the issues.

4. Trump makes the case that the Clinton Foundation is really about selling influence to foreign concerns.

5. Trump gives a speech or interview that is so effective in its empathy that he no longer appears to be crazy and racist.

6. A new surprise revelation about Clinton that no one sees coming.

7. Terror attacks push everything else out of the headlines in the final months.

8. Someone assassinates Clinton because of Trump’s 2nd Amendment joke.

>>MFW KEK WAS SENT TO SHADOW REALM BY QUINTS TODAY

But they didn't get quints, remember?

>mfw I tried to wake up the Cascade volcanoes with my dubs last night
>mfw we get a whole day full of unrelated happenings instead.

Kek works in mysterious ways

you need to have multiple kEks in your house
>pic related

(((I will quit my job tuesday kEk willing)))

>Imply Kek didn't already exist in the shadow realm

You can't banish something to a place it already resides in. Thats like going to someone's house and saying "go home!"

Praise Kek!

My front yard just happens to be have several frog statues in it and large numbers of toads roam my property at night.

My theory is Kek can only influence people right now and needs a power boost before he can bend nature to his will.

>MEANER AND GREENER

You don't understand a shit, niggers.

Kek just was sent to home, thats why we have all these happenings. His power has increased now, expect more happenings

This

The Ogdoad lived in the primordial waters before the Earth began and where there is no Sun, that could be described as a "shadow realm"

It was St Cloud, not Minneapolis.

We have to get digits to bring him back.

Indeed we do.

Kek will return for

You can't ask for digits, digits will come when you fully embrace the Ogdad

op will be sent to the shadow realm

(if this happens wear a rope and we'll retrieve you and kek together)

is it the only way? can you hear us kek?

Кeк tests us. Need more PRAISE KEK

it's pretty obvious when a niggerfaggot finds Cred Forums for the first time.

WE are the God of chaos and order. We represent the new age. This frog is merely our symbol, you cannot banish us and so we remain forever and always the stewards of reality.

We will prevail.

When the dust finally settles, don't be surprise if FBIanon turns out to be Scott Adams.

>MFW KEK WAS SENT TO SHADOW REALM BY QUINTS TODAY

BY THE POWER OF KEK, I RELEASE HIM!

Shadilay

Kek now has the powers of the shadow realm.

The '"dark"' frog that Hillary and the media was harping about.