Why?

Why do Americans call this scone a biscuit

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also why do you pour gravy on this

why do you stick your dick in sheep

Scones are different than biscuits.

proof americans can't fucking banter

wtf i hate stones now

Why do you elect chimpanzees?

Kek.

This isn't politics.

scones are sweet you aussie fuck

Because we're capitalists and biscuits are made with bisquick.

Why did your daddy fuck you?

Why did you love it?

kuz hes a kang

That's a biscuit. These are scones.

a better question is why dont you?

also
>jelly
>on a biscuit
pic related

thats not even gravy you stupid dingo

Because that's what they're called, you watched Lord of the Rings once just because your house was in it and now you gotta call them "scones" like you're a wizard jabroni fuck

what the fuck is that shit

Because these are scones.

Looks like ass they'd probably feed you this in a nursing home

Those are crackers.

orange marmalade on flaky pillsbury biscuits is go tier tho

>Biscuits and gravy doesn't exist in the Shire.
You poor little bastards.

Round dough product. It's a biscuit mate and I throw them away when I'm done with my big breakfast with hotcakes.

Because its fucking delicious, biscuits and gravy with a mess of grits can't be beat.

Looks like the kikes stick around for a bit if their bait threads aren't taken.

just...


Fuck off Canada.

>jelly
thats not jelly its jam

nah it's jell-o

Why is there 18 lbs of "butter" on each one, with aerated holes in it. What the fuck happened to normal food

A scone is not a biscuit.

thats cream bro

fuck... may have to take a trip to cracker barrel

Yum. Solid cream that's yellow and totally not butter and makes my crispy bread thing nice and soggy

>butter and jelly together

wow such fat

Disgusting

its actually quite nice on scones with jam
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clotted_cream

That's rich people fancy shit. Rich people eat only the garbage parts of the animals

That's whipped butter. And it's as much as you should put on an entire plate of waffles.

A scone is not the same as a buttermilk biscuit.

bonappetit.com/recipes/article/scone-is-not-a-biscuit

>crust

mmmm I fucking love scones, my mom only makes them for Burns Night and St Patrick's

no its an english thing
I just use regular whipped cream on my scones
also, I recommend everyone here try these with jam and cream
taste.com.au/recipes/6036/lemonade scones

no, its cooked cream that has clotted
ie clotted cream

>putting butter on anything

Terrible.

Civet coffee. That is all

Lel

why do mart sharters call this a truck?

gross

This.
Why do they think tea isn't homosexual?

>Why do they think tea isn't homosexual?
you americans never cease to show how lower class you are

Makes your house smell like rat shit for only $1,000/kg

thats a ute

Why do aussies call this an army?

Grandma used to make those before she passed on, absolute 10/10 food

I fail to see how its relevant though?
clotted cream kind of has the texture of chocolate mousse and tastes buttery and creamy
it isn't good for you at all, but it is nice

Dodge is the shit "bottom shelf" brand of American vehicles.

Scones are fruit biscuits that you buy from Starbucks.

Just like Champagne. If it's not from Starbucks, it's a fruit biscuit.

And we rule the world.
I remember docking in Australia and fucking a mother/daughter tag team. Your women are absolutely whores,and I miss them. They all had huge tits. Aussie gals fuck all the time. Even an ugly ginger fucked an aussie whore in the ass on the off chance they could get American cummies.

Preach nigga

Bullshit. Anything american car thays not a truck or SUV is a shit tier (especially minivans). They even managed to fuck up their trucks too so I'm not sure how they're staying in business

why would i care about australians

That's a cracker you savage.

Their banter scares the emus away

yeah lemonade scones are possible the best scone recipe
btw, for the US/Canadians, 2 teaspoon baking flour per 1 cup plain flour to make self raising flour
if you replaced the sugar for buttermilk powder and replaced the lemonade with soda water they would probably make awesome biscuits for thanksgiving

>They all had huge tits
I've noticed this too. I think it's something in the milk there.

Oh, hello not a real county. I like telling everyone about the glorious gorgeous Australian whore lands. Any American can get laid there.

Biscuits are not scones and more than a croissant is a dinner roll.

Biscuits are fluffy and layered.
Scones are crumbly and dry.


Biscuits are never sweet.
Biscuits have more moisture and butter in them.
Biscuits are leavened further.

>tfw australian transgirl
>tfw big breasts
>tfw dont know if its because I'm obese or if I got the same boob genes that my sisters do

They probably actually breast feed their young, instead of poisoning them with pharma formula for profit.

Scones are scones
Biscuits are biscuits
Cookies are cookies

I have a phobia of food grown skins

Because we have scones already, you can get them at state fairs filled with jam.

>Biscuits are never sweet.
ehhhhh
They sell quite a few varieties of packaged biscuit dough that's pretty sweet. Now let's not go down that "no TRUE biscuit" road though, and just settle for "Biscuits are usually not sweet".

britishfood.about.com/od/breakfastrecipes/r/tattiescones.htm
What? They're clearly scones.

Why do americans call biscuits cookies

can confirm, although lately it has been more common to formula feed

except we call what you know as cookies, biscuits
I do agree though that american biscuits are like a combination of a scone and a crossaint
we need to invent a word for the anglo countries to use to call them tho

even cheese?

Tell me only the Asians use formula,please.
Australia was so beautiful and WHITE. Even as a kid I noticed browns across Europe and the UK. But then Australia, it felt like this was the hidden island where God kept beautiful loving women.

Tell me it's still nice, please.

I think american biscuits are like english dumplings

its still nice for the most part
but I am from Queensland
New South Wales is full of chinese and muslims
Victoria is pretty much all but lost

Especially cheese. If it goes all fridge airey i throw it in the garbage

what
thats a waste
it melts just the same
I meant like, cheese develops its own skin when its made
which is why a lot of cheeses either have a hard rind or a penicillin mould rind

Lol wtf is jelly?