Italy....W T F????!!!
LOAD IN ROAD
Italy here I cum
LOAD IN ROAD
So you could go outside a school and have a wank? What could go wrong
This makes sense to me.
in mum
SKEET ON STREET
CUM HARD IN BOULEVARD
>Cheeky wank in a bank
>fapping spree between Austria and sea
>shake and sprey like once Pompeii
BEAT IN STREET
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Why are you posting this. WW3 is going on in NY, and your obsessing over Italian sausage.
Also, why is Hillary so racist? it's gross.
pompeii 2 cumfirmed?
ejaculate on gate
WANK AT THE BANK
Bust on bus!
BUST IN BUS
JERK AT WORK
LOAD
Rub away on the Subway
>checked
fake and gay sage
FAP IN CUL DE SAC
UNLOAD ON ROAD
DRAIN ON TRAIN
wanking with hope while high fiving the pope
holy fuck this is gold
I heard about this on the radio earlier this week. It is still a criminal offense do jerk off with minors present
Still hilarious
FAP AT GAP
BEAT MEAT IN STREET
STROKE COCK AT DOCK
RUB ONE OUT AT THE ROUNDABOUT
MASTURBATION AT BUS STATION
THE MASTURBATION NATION
FAPPING SPREE BETWEEN AUSTRIA AND THE SEE
Italy is the real country of the land of the free.
SPANK IT ON THE PAVEMENT
fapping with glee, despite shit GDP
drop off some semen
at the colosium
Pull willy in Sicily
Rub bone in Rome
Spray jizm in Colosseum
Bust on bust
IS this because the new Italians (Africans) pull it out when ever they want to Muh Dik?
Jesus Europe. Id be laughing if your situation wasn't so dire.
CUM IN THE SLUM
L O A D I N R O A D
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in nomine patris wank in street
STICKY HANDS IN FLORENCE
>MASTURBATION AT BUS STATION
my sides
I DRIVE A MASTURATTI
S K E E T
I N
S T R E E T
NIPPLE PLAY IN NAPLES, YAY
nice
FOAM IN ROME
Mama mi~a! No more-a laws-a in the plaza! It'sa good day for-a me-a little il duce
JERKIN IN BERLIN
>Mfw when there are no Italian 's in this thread that can damage control this
see a bitch then unzip
PUTA MY POLLI, INA RAVIOLI
DESIGNATED CUMMING STREETS
theyre all publicly fapping
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weenie in panini
BASED NIPPON BRINGING BANTZ
creamie in linguini
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jizza in pizza
GET WETTY IN SPAGHETTI
MOP UP WOP!
DESIGNATED SKEETING STREETS
Street beater in a wife beater.
Ropes in Rome
>to check
FAPOLI IN NAPOLI
DESIGNATED SKEETING STREET
MIA JIZZA IN-A DA PIZZA
FAPPING IN FLORENCE
SPERM IN ITALY
jizzed in trieste
Lmao jerk off on the back of chicks heads
Land of the free my ass
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TENDIE TENDIES, CUMMIES ON THE TEETS, PORNIOLI, PORNIOLI, ITS A PUBLIC FEEP
SPOO IN TIRAMISU
AUTOEROTA IN RICOTTA
COCK DROOL IN PASTA FAZOOL
At least we can masturbare anywhere
nasty in pasti
#dicksoutformussolini
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UNHOLY IN RAVIOLI
>stare italiano
>fapperoni sul vicini
Pull penis in the piazza.
Wankin in la banca
Fappin in the Vatican
Squeeza on the Leaning Tower of Pisa
Cumming in the canal
Butter the corn in the Forum
Hold the bishop in the Basilica
Pump the python in the Pantheon
That's probably a separate crime also there will be fines
>Wearing the pink jersey in the Giro d'Italia just got fuckin dangerous
When a cum stain hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore
>Live in Rome
>Step in cum puddle on the way to the Forum
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Nobody's going to actually do this and if in an area you speak of, you'd be wearing shoes and shit dries and how long will you be studying the floors for jizz puddles?
CHUBBIN IN DUBLIN
ROPE ON POPE
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Typical stick up his ass
More proof that italians are the true whites fuck u cracka ass niggus
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probably most people won't know that, but watch out when visiting italy from now on
best
youll get whats cumming to ya
THATS AMOREEEE
Anyway I wonder if we'll get designated cumming streets
Free at last ...FREE AT LAST!
It's been a long time coming, but society is finally starting to see the light.
>Live in Canada
>Come home
>Dog poops cum on your floor
>Your wife's son has been at it again
>That law was a mistake
Italians will be master shitposters by 2020 KEK WILLS IT
JEEZY IN PASTIZI
SHOOT IN BOOT
>we landed on the moon
Italy has civil law. You and I do not
underrated
>SHOOT IN BOOT
lolololol
Come to italy and fap with us on the streets
I wonder what will happens if someone organizes a fap-fest somewhere, I'm fearing for the future.
I'm there.
Hat off to all the posters who've made this such a wonderful thread.
We will all unite one day in the shadow of the coliseum to celebrate
WHEN THE PORN HITS YOUR EYE WITH A BIG HUNG BALD GUY
THAT'S AMORE
WHEN YOU BEAT IN THE STREET AND YOU START TO SECRETE
THAT'S AMORE
YOUR WANG WILL CLANG BANG-A-LANG-A-LANG, BANG-A-LANG-A-LANG
AND YOUR LOAD WILL HIT THE WALL
THEN YOU'LL CLEAN OFF YOUR COCK AND WALK DOWN IN YOUR SOCKS
FOR MAMA'S MEATBALLS
Anyway don't celebrate so fast. The guy that masturbated in public is not going to the prison, but he will pay a fine of 5000-30000 euros
DON VITO FAPIONNI
good work
Top kek
I wonder how they calculate that
PUT THE NUT IN NUTELLA
THE SURPRISE IN KINDER SURPRISE
SHOOT PERONI OUT OF MY BALONY
Dino is my favourite
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MASTURBATION IN PUBLIC
JERKING YOUR MEAT IN ITALY
INDECENT EXPOSURE IN FORZA
SELF-PLEASURE LEGAL IN JERSEYSHORE
underrated
I wonder that too.
10,000 PER CC OF JIZM
No. You would get a 3000 euro fine but not go to jail like before
mama mia, dude was just trying to nut outside the hut and the law has to fuck him in the butt.
jizza on pizza
Release in front of police (wit they gon do?
Worth every penny
SOMETHING FAMILIAR
SOMETHING PECULIAR
SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE
A LOAD IN THE ROAD TONIGHT
Good one english teacher.
TOUCH DOWN THERE IN THE TOWN SQUARE
SKEETS ON STREETS
Shoot your cummies in a boot-shaped country
EJACULATION OUTSIDE FIRE STATION
moving to italy asap
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fpbp
Pisa Pumpers
Pull in Pompeii
Cock-a the Piazza
>mfw Italy can't handle nofap
SLAP YOUR DOME IN ROME
FAPPACINO
JIZZTRETTO
FAPPE LATTE
SPERM IN THE ANCIENT CISTERN
"A-HOLY GOD"
"WATCHING THESE SOMALIANS RAPE MY WIFE IS MAKING ME WANT-A SPURT IN MY TIGHT WHITE PANTS"
"I WISH-A SOMEONE WOULD PASS A LAW AND LET ME JERK-A MY FAT SALAMI RIGHT HERE"
"THAT'S AMORE"
Hey there Cummy in Mummy
SLOPPY SHENANIGANS IN THE VATICAN
SILVIO PEARLUSCONI
Outside-a the school-a, staring at cul-a
Time to move to Rome and legally change my last name to Fapius.
Stroke with the Pope!
Cum on the cardinals
KEKKK
faptom of the opera
>spics officially confirmed as wankers.
EJACULATE ON INTERSTATE
When the cum hits your eye like a big Italian guy.
That's amore!
When the girl seems too shy cause you're as big as a pizza pie.
That's amore!
when your balls make a ring out your d-dingiling d-dingiling d-dingiling
When the girls make you drool like a sex hungry ghoul
When you walk down the street with your dick at your feet
Explode-io well-o
In Occhiobello
My finocchio Jello
Guido, say hello!
Beat your boner in Verona
SUCKING ASS IN CLASS
HAHAHAHAHAH
cum in alfredo sauce