NEW YORK BOMB HAPPENING/HAPPENING GENERAL THREAD #5

Is this His will?

3/5 aint bad

>user turn the TV off and come hangout with us!

Twincest is fine

Any excuse for Shitlary to be revealed as a robot is an excuse to stay awake and on Cred Forums.

my god

Its literally been one blast, hasnt it?

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Trump wins

Fuck Trump and whites, kill them all

IT'S JUST A DUMPSTER FIRE

GO BACK TO BED

NOTHING TO SEE HERE

ABANDON THREAD

MMS PS1 TARGETED HIPSTERS BTFO

10th for kekposters are underage faggots.

Not linked to terrorism. Stop jumping to conclusions

MAKE THIS A MEME DHAKDBJD

Holy shit

who panic buying here?

SUSPECT CONFIRMED AS A BLM/NATION OF ISLAM SUPPORTER SAMQUAN BIN HYDEM

2nd for Chen!

witnessed

definitely islam

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plus the pipebomb and the mall stabbings

might make NY actually a possibility

webm of hillary knowing about the bombs beforehand: i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474174359508.webm

she also said that "Trump jumped the gun by calling the bombings for bombs"

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That faggot diblassio is a cuck

Sticky when? Post a summary in the OPs by the way

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why does my periscope keep loading?
is this normal?

THIS STICKY NOW

I guess

#NOTALLPRESSURECOOKERS

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GOD DAMMIT FOX NEWS ENDED COVERAGE

NOW I HAVE TO WATCH KEK CNN

KEK is a sidereal being, PRAISE

yes

FOX NEWS SAYS CELL PHONE ATTACHED TO PRESSURE COOKER

youtube.com/watch?v=qXZQd0mQcwg

T H R E A D T H E M E

#niceattack

what if it was a muslim but they never find him. does trump lose then?

wtf is this right wing daily show?

I CAN'T HEAR THE POLICE REPORT '

I CAN'T HEEEEEEEEEEEEARRRRR THE POLICE REPOIRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

STAY AWAY FROM WINDOWS.

Your best chances will be with the one holding a Four Loco.

>no deaths
It's fucking nothing

TOTALLY NOT TERRORIST ATTACK, NOPE NOPE NOPE, NOTHING TO SEE HERE

HILLARY 2016

OH, SHIT

Complete game changer. Hillary NEEDED the media to have a few days of negative Trump footage to rebound her poll numbers but now they'll have to spend the next week talking about this. On top of that it will shift the debate to be more about terrorism which means Trump will win the first debate. The election is over.

alright cause i read about the first blast. went out for dinner. come back and last thread was FIFTH EXPLOSION HOLY SHIT tier.

>posting the same image again

KEK IS INDEED WITH US
KEK IS HERE, SAY HELLO

With jews you lose

what's funny is watching MSNBC hump this shit so hard their whole sjw narritive collapses as a result (fox just went to tape).
>mfw dey can't stop "look at me"

uh
shouldn't all that wood be treated for termites??

trips kill Kek

PRESSURE COOKER EXPLOSIVE DEVICE CONFIRMED FOUND IN TRUMP TOWER LOBBY!!!
HOLY FUCK THEYRE GOING AFTER THE GOD EMPEROR!!!

REEEEE FUCKING RETARDS, IT WILL BE REVEALED THAT IT WAS DONE BY WHITE TRUMP SUPPORTERS, WE NEED TO REDPILL MASSES ON FALSE FLAGS NOW! THE DUMPSTER BOMB WAS 6 BLOCKS AWAY FROM CHELSEA CLINTON's APARTMENT

AMERICA UNDER ATTACK
THE DRUMS OF WAR BEAT

Will you answer the call?

cant wait to remove

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7TH BLAST CONFIRMED

HAPPENIBNG

If you only buy when there is a major event like this, one day the event will be the last one. now if you haven't yet.

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I wonder what they're doing.

Reminder to fellow burgers. Don't change your lifestyle because of any terrorist fucks, Muzzy or otherwise. Maintain the American way of meat, beer, and cigarettes no matter what. Keep on keepin on.

NEWFAGS ARE THE LIFEBLOOD OF Cred Forums

He is not with "us", only the chosen

It wasn't funny in the last thread Toothpaste, not funny here either

OH FUCK LOOK OUT FOR THAT TRUCK BRO!

PLEASE BE A MUSLIM AND CONNECTED TO THE PIPE BOMB. PLEASE GOD

SUSPICIOUS DEVICE 09/18/16 00:40 (MANHATTAN - ) SUSPICIOUS DEVICE, NYPD ON-VIEWED, EVACUATING TRAIN AND AREA. [NYC040]

youtube.com/watch?v=SKA9L6IQvoQ
>i have been breifed about the bombings in ny
>reporter how do you feel about trump calling it a bomb
>i think it is important to know the facts

>Trump jumped the gun by calling the bombings for bombs"
Holy kek, is she the american Dilma? There's no one someone would think before saying that.

Go away leaf, no one likes you

Is it over? It doesnt seem over

with all the cameras in NYC and the surveillance already out, they'll for sure find the fucker and he will be muslim.

Trump will win.

Heard a UH-60 went over house

>NH, Cheshire

>PRESSURE COOKER OF PEACE
#NOTALLPRESSURECOOKERS
>PRESSURE COOKER OF PEACE
#NOTALLPRESSURECOOKERS
>PRESSURE COOKER OF PEACE
#NOTALLPRESSURECOOKERS
>PRESSURE COOKER OF PEACE
#NOTALLPRESSURECOOKERS
>PRESSURE COOKER OF PEACE
#NOTALLPRESSURECOOKERS
>PRESSURE COOKER OF PEACE
#NOTALLPRESSURECOOKERS

MSNBC says it could be "a hoax device"
>mfw praise kek

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Who else read about New Jersey earlier and was like what the fuck? Why are people just learning about that.

BAN
ASSAULT
PRESSURE
COOKERS

BAN HIGH CAPACITY ASSAULT PRESSURE COOKERS

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there will not be a STICKY until newfags stop posting retarded fake happenings

ONE bomb exploded
NO dead

ONE pressure cooker

THAT'S IT

2NS DEVICE
CELLPHONE AND WIRES CONNECTED TO PRESSURE COOKER
Fox News & Cnn reporting

twitter.com/Darren32895836/status/777360810679033856

I'm a europoor and I was asleep. Can anyone give me tl;dr

I think it's over. Sleep time.

Mark my words, there are more bombs.

They're either causing chaos for the sake of it, or they're using lots of little explosives to distract the police disposal and response teams while they set up for a much larger blast.

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any deaths yet?

DEFCON 5

TANKS IN 30 MINUTES

10 Shots fired
Sanford Ave and Gates Ave

On Police Wire just then

Guys, isn't this a false flag to distract from Russia and USA having a bitchfight?

The "bomb" sucked ass. Didn't kill anyone. Any terrorist organization would be ashamed to take credit for this.

I work at the Olive Garden on 22nd and 6th, a block away from the explosion. Heard it happen while taking an order at a table. Was han ding out water to NYPD, FDNY and FBI officers earlier. Just got home.

AMA.

nice clock

Am I cool with meat, beer and chewing tobaccy?

faggot

and they don't stop coming
and they don't stop coming
and they don't stop coming
and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming
twitter.com/CNNnews18/status/777371277308735488

twitter.com/search?src=typd&q=#breaking

but seriously why do you NEED a pressure cooker?

twitter.com/W7VOA/status/777368667512274944

Device on 27th St. described by law enforcement source as pressure cooker inside plastic bag with cell phone & wires attached. #Chelseablast

Which stream is best? No thiefs is fucking abysmal right now?

Aw shit was am I too late? I'm trying to get my Smeargle to sketch self-destruct

someone post the gif of pepe fucking killary by the border, thx

What the fuck is Shkreli doing? Why would anyone watch him?

Soon

RAHOWA@!@@@#@!@!

BLOOD FOR QUEQ, GOD OF DARKNESS

Holy shit white people are hideous. Are these trannies?

(((NEW YORK))) UNDER ATTACK

It's muslims

that a slow cooker

NOT TERROR, POSSIBLE DEVICE

Russia will be held accountable for this attack.

BAN ASSAULT KITCHEN APPLIANCES

BAN ASSAULT KITCHEN APPLIANCES

BAN ASSAULT KITCHEN APPLIANCES

BAN ASSAULT KITCHEN APPLIANCES

BAN ASSAULT KITCHEN APPLIANCES

Can you send me some breadsticks?

How are your breadsticks?

Isn't 5 the least serious defcon?

Handing* out

RUSSIAN NUKE INBOUND, GET TO YOUR BUNKERS

>bill of NEEDS

BOMBS BOMBS BOMBS BOMBS SQUAD IN THE BRONX

Whats with the influx of peurto rican posters in the last couple days?

i just woke up and i'd like to thank kek for this happening

for we have been so very parched

IT'S THE GODDAMN SAMSQUAN

to make stock in 20 minutes

>implying akbars are smart

you know how much destruction and chaos they could orchestrate with good timing and targets?

fuk that lets hit a dumpster in chelsea

What was on the note lads?

It cooks food very fast.

Bomb squad in the bronx
Bomb squad in the bronx
Bomb squad in the bronx

Police wire

B B B B BOMB SQUAD NEEDED IN BRONX

Guys, I live in Arizona right next to the navy base.

it looked like something like a missile just shot out of the water. Hold me.

>mfw helicopter activity is my concern barometer

faggot

Syria controlled the dumpster and ISIS was hanging out at the corner. Our military 'accidentally' bombed it cuz Russia.

SUSPECT IS SUPPOSEDLY OF WHITE HISPANIC DESCENT

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

Hey, so about those breadsticks

jews are the root of all evil

Bullshit. It was reported to be Antwan Kumiyaa.

>attempted terrorist attack in new york fucking city
>not a happening

even if you take away the fact that 25 people were hurt this is still pretty fucking serious

Goddamn of course you are, son. Nothing more American. It's in the mouths of ranchers, baseball players, and most of the south.

Robot looking for bomb at the 2nd location.

Also >robots taking our jobs REEEEEEE

Little bombs and a bunch of minor happenings lad. Pipe bomb in NJ earlier today, meant to set off a couple others and injure marathon runners but it failed.
Now two more devices in Manhattan bins/dumpsters. One blew on it's own, second or maybe third was controlled demolition.

Also various stabbings/shootings in US, small plane crash, and something to do with gas pipeline.

OH SHIT AND Cred Forums HAD THAT WWIII SPECULATION THREAD EARLIER

BUILD WALL

WHY DIDNT YOU LET SHKRELI IN THE KITCHEN DOOR?

>GlobalRanger
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell_429_GlobalRanger#Operators

New York City Police Department

Seems like it's just a police chopper.

>Arizona
>Navy base

Wait a sec...

In order to help the public not succumb to terror the media wants to pull the wool over their eyes so feebly. Their ranks are starting to break too. Instilling the perception in the public that you are a retarded bullshitter, like a child trying to lie to an adult. Not good. Not smart.

Some are coming to their senses, and saying hey, hmm, maybe criticism of the open society globalism that has been pushed and sold to the public with honeyed lies and is bleeding the middle class dry, which we openly celebrate, has more content behind it that mere petty antisemitism. Good! Smart!

very useful for making middle eastern dishes like goat curries and lamb

45% UNEMPLOYMENT BY 2050!!!!1

Choptering while drunk

>robots taking our jobs REEEEEEE
yeah they can have that one

Happening
Ask and you shall recieve.

>Arizona right next to the navy base

Feminist striking back at the patriarchy

No idea.
Isn't PR always fairly common?

>yfw he's literally known as Pepe

OH SHIT
ASSAULT ROBOTS DEPLOYED

Quick!
Post your memetic battle stations!

massa I dun said der be dat b-bom-bo-b-bomb SQQQUAAADDDDD up in a bronx

Wait. PLEASE CLARIFY.

Hillary mentioned fucking bombs before they even fucking went off?

try getting it out

NOBODY NEEDS A HIGH CAPACITY PRESSURE COOKER

ANYONE GOT A NEWS STREAM THAT ACTUALLY WORKS?

Editor's note: NBC New York, citing three unnamed law enforcement sources, reports the suspicious device found on W. 27th Street that the NYPD bomb squad is investigating is a pressure cooker with tape, wires, and a cell phone attached.

How big is your dick in centimeters?
What is the volume of your scrotum?

Can anyone give me an update on how many bombs they found etc?

EVAN EVAN EVAN EVAN

Could be false flags to distract us from the pipeline disaster and the fact that our president is a fucking war criminal for attacking Syria and aiding ISIS.

periscope.tv/w/1MYxNEyvVgbJw
live footage

It's a meme, leaf. Pls lurk.

PRAISE KEK, IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN AHAHAHA

They're ok, but I've worked for the restaurant too long to enjoy them anymore. Probably the same at any restaurant, but I get why people like them. Truth be told they're from the same manufacturer and distributer that makes McDonald's burger buns. Then we just bake em for 5 mins and slather margarine and garlic salt on em.

Fuck all you pieces of shit. You'd probably be laughing at the first responders at 911 too. Fucking neckbeard pieces of shit. get fucked

BOMB SQUAD IN THE BRONX
BOMB SQUAD IN THE BRONX
BOMB SQUAD IN THE BRONX

Feels exactly like the Boston bombers chase and spree. Muslims roaming around the city planting bombs.

Stay safe NYC anons

periscope.tv/mazdackrassi/1MYxNEyvVgbJw

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interesting

She seems well.

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It's finally happening m80 we are going to see some serious shit

I know he's shitpoasting but Navy Bases don't have to be near the coast

No. She delivered a statement on "the bombings" and then the next question was a reporter asking her if Trump jumped the gun by calling it a bomb. She said yes.

>user I'm going to beat you up!

DMC 4
DMC collection
Gears 3
Anarchy reigns
Dragons dogma
Dubs I keep watching for more attacks

Is there an ID on who did it?

BAN ASSAULT PRESSURE COOKERS

IMPLEMENTS OF DESTRUCTION DO NOT BELONG ON OUR STREETS

MOTHERS DEMAND ACTION ON PRESSURE COOKER CONTROL

>white Hispanic

What channel is everyone watching? Fox has some cringey show on.

dude, don't worry, it's over, everybody seems to be going into cup-o-soup mode in the bullpen

16 FUCKING BOMBS ALREADY STRAYA CUNT BRO!!!!!

if digits a crock pot strapped to an xbox is found in trump tower

Man do I hate those two Chechen faggots.

I'm here to be retarded too.

I posted a frog image. Can i have some ((You))s?

youtube.com/watch?v=8h4OTCD3qCg
Did you guys forget the warning video ISIS made months ago?

Yo what the fuck is happening you fucking faggots?

I'm too lazy to read the thread. Was there an explosion or not? Any fatalities?

HOLY FUCK SHE IS DRUGGED AS FUCK

video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/777360538783232001/pu/vid/1280x720/YpJE9ivZHltDwxqO.mp4

MEMBER WHEN TRUMP CALLED THEM BOMBS?

AND THEN HILLARY CALLED THEM BOMBS AGAIN

video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/777360538783232001/pu/vid/1280x720/YpJE9ivZHltDwxqO.mp4

above link is edited footage

raw footage is here:

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474174359508.webm

I for one welcome our negro disposal robot allies.

>What channel is everyone watching?
periscope
periscope.tv/w/1MYxNEyvVgbJw

No bombs, only """devices"""

>there's different recipes for pressure cooker bombs, you can find them on the internet

CNN journalism

The robot is working near the mailboxes now.

Livestream:
periscope.tv/w/1MYxNEyvVgbJw

>trailer park image
Seems about right

>8:37 PM

SPOOKY

A pipe comb went off in New Jersey, she was probably referring to that.

s'nami bog

w-what's going on

not saying it's not serious nor a happening

just explaining to newfags that mods will never make a sticky when retards keep posting

OMG 6th explosion, etc
it's fucking childish and stupid

Was he right outside the restaurant? I don't have the periscope app.

((()))

>tumblr

hello reabbit

(but she mentioned NYC as well)

>8:37PM
>talking about bombs
DID ANY BOMBS EVEN GO OFF YET?

please fucking respond, JDIF get out

Video of bomb:
twitter.com/WestCes/status/777338609280151553

youtube.com/watch?v=jAfvL2BFFys

>pipe comb
i want this

>Please be a group of white guys
God, if only.

remember, no russian

In before the robot is kill.

>Religion of piece

Source on the bomb squad in bronx or are you just shitposting? I live fairly close to there so I'm genuinely curious

Wheeee!

Also, unidentified aircraft in corner. Probably nothing but semi unusual to see them on this website.

Rate my meme

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you don't need the app to view the stream

So is anything actually happening or is this just memes?

>PePressure cooker

That chat is gold

NOT

ALL

PRESSURE

COOKERS

Kek is amused

fuck up dickhead
go shart in a pressure cooker cunt

This is the real one btw.

Allahu Cookbar!!!

doubles and it was muslims

oh shit, 2 OC curkey tookers at once

2 bombs have gone off, and another is reporting in the bronx at this time.

Yeah, fuck /r9k/!

COOL POT AHMED

>29 injured

its fucking nothing

wew lad

A robot is looking for a second bomb right now.

It's not over yet.

>Grew up in the city
>Couldn't afford college
>Joined the bomb squad because it sounded cool
>Get to walk around by myself wearing a cool suit
>Usually manage to disarm the bombs
>One day, a bomb dis-arms me
>That's where the thrill of the job comes from, never knowing who'll win, me or the bomb
>Keep working, using my feet to disarm bombs
>Due to budget cuts, squad decides to replace me with a robot
>Now unemployed
>No one want's someone with my skills
Fucking robots sealing our jobs.

She was asked after being briefed and they were confirmed IED's already.

You can make a hearty beef stew, and leave it in their for a week on low heat.
>Amazing stew anytime of the day.

W34 suspicious package

WebM of first bombing

TOP KEK

CHECKED

News, gossip about the motive and who's suspected?

>suspicious package

Another one?

>natty light and four loko
no.

I can hear that thing saying aloha snackbar.

lmao don't look now but that dude that blew up that guy in dallas is on the periscope stream

inb4 a gazillion media outlets going full scotman on this.

Are you guys STILL talking about that one little dumpster bomb? Or did something else in NY happen too?

There's been like 100 threads on this babyshit happening now

suspicious pakage on west 34 and 6th ave

unattended bag

I don't measure things in centimeters, I'm American

can we get a new stream?
kevin is apparently sliding hot pockets down his throat

>WHITE HISPANIC

SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE FOUND BOYS

SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE DETECTED IN TRAIN STATION OH FUCK

You know why its a pressure cooker. Cause you can mix some gassious ingredients and make a boom with it. Its not a legit attack just some side show. This is probably all in keks divine order though. Kek is a mischiveous one who would prank new york with pressure cooker prank bombs just so the media spins out of control and ppl start to see how fucking fake this world is. Priase kek

Fuckin tell me you cocksuckers

did shit blow up or not?
did people die or not?

one bomb exploded

one pressure cooker found a couple of blocks away

29 people hurt, one seriously

cant put their cellphones down

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HERE WE GO

>and another is reporting in the bronx at this time.

Thank god.

UNCONFIRMED AIR COMBAT OVER BOSTON

BAG LEFT UNATENDED AT TRAIN STATION ACCORDING TO THE SCANNER, POSSIBLE 3RD EXPLOSIVE??

VIDEO

VIDEO

VIDEO

youtube.com/watch?v=GN2RjOgeFZc

Cernovich reporting 3 fighter jets flying low in NYC

#ZombieHillary is hashtag for ripping her drugged up response

Why the fuck didn't you let Martin Shrkeli into the Kitchen, you faggot?

I´m horny but I wanted to avoid fapping
fugg

hes not even with the chosen; kek does what kek does irrespective of what happens. we are all lambs to the slaughter before god

HERE WE GO FAGGOTS

americans, comment

someone tell this thing to lose weight

According to the scanner, police are investigating a black backpack left near a train station right now.

>that piercing migration
she should have those redone before they migrate right out the ends of her nipples

>CNN having to steal video from MSNBC

Is CNN losing it or what?

>white
I knew it
Fucking whites need to be stopped

NEW THREAD WHEN!?!?!?!?!

it's not a bomb its an explosion

hopefully the bomb squad doesn't crack under the pressure

Literally nothing. no deaths

why do you faggots have to hype loud farts up?

Should we build a firewall to save our jobs from those filthy AI's?

why cant i hold all these happenings

DAI ICH BAKUDAN

confirmed newfag

fucking niggers i said this shit 40-60 replies ago

>Drunk

>Not dying.

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OOOH SPICY

kek

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>BYE6pgp5

>BYE
CNN CONFIRMED BYE BYE

sounds like no one died, but like 30 people are injured / maimed. probably someone suicides eventually because their quality of life was ruined by this, but that doesn't count

>for a week
What makes pressure cookers less vulnerable to burning bits that stick to the bottom?
I've used a crockpot for great stews but that, and the stew getting overly thick, is a consistent issue if it's left for longer than ~4 hours after it's done.

IT WAS SAM HYDE AGAIN!

NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD

The police scanner about 2mins before that post time. No shitpost m8. Serious.

There was other bomb squad chatter too for a minute or so after that "bomb squad to the bronx" chatter was repeated over and over.

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EYES RED A/B COPPERTOP MASKER CHARON

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CRYSTAL ACTUAL

MESSAGE ENDS

can confirm that the lady said it on the police scanner

Kek

DEFINITELY ISLAM

WHEN THE MAYOR BILL DIBLASIO AN THE MEDIA IS COVERING IT UP ITS BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT TRUMP TO WIN

NY IS GOING RED BOIS

HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Injuries mean all those people will vote for Trump. People hate having their limbs blown off and organs collapsed almost just as much as they hate dying.

>Four Loko
Yes.

NEW THREAD

MIGRATE

When will pressure cookers be banned literally smhing @ Obama

>Nice clock Ahmed

OYYYY VEYYYY THE GOYYIIMM KNOOOW

Don't fucking spam your PGP key here, take that to

very smarmy trips there carlos

>DEFINITELY ISLAM

OF COUUUUURSE !

>I built a clock
fuck this smug little sandspic

he fucking took a clock apart and put the pieces in a pencil box

Did you just explain the plot of the sequel to The Hurt Locker?

ROBOT LIVES MATTER

MIGRATE THE FUCK OVER

Got a cypher?

>injuries

lol hurt feelings are not real injuries

Yes

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This chick ran a red light and smashed into me and then this survey place wanted to know my race. They wanted to know if I was black, hispanic, caucasian hispanic, caucasian non hispanic. I told her wtf I thought caucasian and hispanic were two different things.

Who's the seminal fluid druid

Looks like cars probably absorbed frag

>all of those faggots clinging onto their shopping bags

Society needs to be cleansed.

right?

Shit, I almost went down to Chelsea (where the bomb went off) today too

It looks like they put a bunch of bombs all over place, right?

EXPLOSION AT FORMENOS. SILMARILS HAVE BEEN STOLEN
>EXPLOSION AT FORMENOS
SILMARILS HAVE BEEN STOLEN
>EXPLOSION AT FORMENOS
SILMARILS HAVE BEEN STOLEN

this guy gets it

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Cool crock pot Ahmed. Want to take it to the white house?

looks like one of those videos in south east asia

DO NOT BELIEVE THIS FROG MY FRIENDS
FROGS LIKE THIS ARE POSTED BY WHITE NATIONALISTS
YES
THIS IS HORRIFYING
YES
HIS GREEN SOFT EXTERIOR IS A FRONT
THE UNDERSIDE MORE
WHO'S CONTROLLING THSESE FROGS?

Breadsticks are good, don't you think?

just meditate yo

relieves stress

Heil Kek.

>That's where the thrill of the job comes from, never knowing who'll win, me or the bomb

holy shit

I saw your restaurant on Shkreli stream!

the trust the Shkreli coverage more than CCN's coverage

Yeah but that doesn't fit the narrative that he's some oppressed programming genius

Fuck u nigger, don't false flag this shit

FucKing Ahmed

SHALL

TAG.