NICE CLOCK AHMED
HE LITERALLY ANNOUNCED IT THE MADMAN
NICE CLOCK AHMED
Angel Fisher
John Perez
Also, general ahmed hate thread.
Dominic Allen
Kek
David Nguyen
Was it actually him?
No fucking way.
Angel Foster
My sources say yes.
Jace Reyes
did we get visited by the cool clock kid?
He must have been making lots of those awesome clocks!
Cameron Allen
and you thought we where joking...
>he moved to qatar after then back, the only thing he was missing from his first "clock" was a blasting material.
Jace Phillips
My sources say it was Sam Hyde. Who are your sources and how can we trust them?
Jaxson Jackson
He's the real life Clock King from Batman. Hollywood casted a minority like they do for all superhero movies.
Zachary Barnes
was him in colaboration with Samir Al Hydafi
Josiah Flores
My sources on sources says I should not reveal their identities.
On the other hand, my sources on shitposting and general buttfuckery tell me that you are fag.
Christopher Gonzalez
It's fucking awful that it happened; but it would be funny as shit if the culprit did in fact, turn out to be Ahmed Mohammed; the fantastical, kid-genius, super-oppressed by evil white Nazis NASA clock boy, to whom even the President of the United States proffered praise, even lavishing him with an invitation to the White House.
I still don't get how that whole debacle was even controversial
Hunter Torres
Your sources are....... accurate.
Thomas Price
Never wrong
Elijah Lee
God this kid is a fucking faggot. Look at him saying this bullshit just for likes. I guarantee you that kid can't invent jackshit.
Eli Campbell
Kid has been invited to the Whitehouse by Obama. This would destroy the democrats for years. It would take away Hillary's only shred of credibility as the DNC candidate.
If this is true and not just a meme, Kek did this.
Parker Gutierrez
>posted on September 12
Nice try
Jeremiah Hill
...
Henry Gray
CLOCKED
Carter Peterson
Forensic explosives expert here,
It was Clock Boy. 100%
None of the investigators on the ground doubts this
Isaac Foster
SEND THIS TO THE MEDIA
Ethan Bell
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Daniel Evans
And Trump is the real life Batman.
Ethan Hill
Nice pressure cooker Ahmed
Noah Reed
Ahmed Mohamed @IStandWithAhmed Sep 12
Having Eid Al Adha dinner with @Almaghames!
Eid al-Adha
Eid al-Adha, also called the "Sacrifice Feast", is the second of two Muslim holidays celebrated worldwide each year, and considered the holier of the two. Wikipedia
2016 Date: September 11, 2016 – September 12, 2016
Tyler Mitchell
SUSPECT CONFIRMED AS A BLM/NATION OF ISLAM SUPPORTER SAMQUAN BIN HYDEM
Cameron Hall
I like how chuffed he still is that he put an lcd screen in a box.
Watching somalis invent fire on twitter is good sport. When he figures out the wheel people are going to smash that like button hard.
Hudson Martinez
IT ACTUALLY WORKED THIS TIME
Oliver Stewart
how come there's fifteen phones recording every time a cop gets within 2 miles of a dindu, but an explosion occurs in the middle of NYC and no one way it?
False fucking flag. That's how.
Parker Jenkins
There was a webm up of it.
Logan Stewart
Most people watching the explosion were taking selfies, but iphones don't deal with percussion too well.
When they start making phone cases that are a bit more robust we'll see more suicide bomb selfies I reckon.
Wyatt Carter
This guy checks out
Anthony Reyes
Cool crock pot Ahmed. Want to take it to the white house?