NEW YORK BOMB HAPPENING/HAPPENING GENERAL THREAD #7

NEWS LINKS

>POLICE SCANNER:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/1189/web
>NO THEIFS:
youtube.com/watch?v=MKjSzH455Ho

>MSNBC
livenewschat.eu/politics/
hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/

>CNN
livenewschat.eu/top/
hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
2ndrun.tv/news_directory/national/cnn/
stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cnn-live-stream
playlivenew.com/2010/08/watch-cnn-news-live/

>FOX
earthdispatch.com/foxnews.html
vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/fox-news-live-stream
hulkusc.com/fox-news-hd-stream/ (HD)

>BBC
stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/gb/bbc-1-live-stream
zoptv.com/live/bbc-one

>CSPAN
stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/c-span-live-stream
wikitv.eu/cspan/

>FBN
baqiworld.com/2011/10/watch-fox-business-live/

>CNNi
hulkusc.com/cnn-international-live-stream/

Other urls found in this thread:

periscope.tv/w/1MYxNEyvVgbJw
twitter.com/AmyMek/status/777375482874593280
youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk
youtube.com/watch?v=EwbMkIROOGU
periscope.tv/w/1yoKMrjgDWXGQ
twitter.com/ArthurSchwartz/status/777372525898629120
twitter.com/stellierkstp/status/777374932183293952
youtube.com/watch?v=bRNy3IjdKFA
twitter.com/Cernovich/status/777379606911332352
youtube.com/watch?v=rz1xEu52UbM
twitter.com/CRamirezPhoto/status/777377225482067969
youtube.com/watch?v=b6-2P8RgT0A
vid.me/kxCv
youtube.com/watch?v=zhrYY3ocQ5o
twitter.com/stellierkstp/status/777375864040206336
youtube.com/watch?v=qGl7b1EPwfA
kvsc.org/news-detail/update-from-st-cloud-mall-09-17-2016/8378/#.V94mMighxKg.twitter
cnn.com/2016/09/17/us/nj-explosive-trash-can/
twitter.com/brah_mos/status/777381181134286848
youtube.com/watch?v=Zzu15ZezipE
vid.me/0f6K
twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/777323145929908224
twitter.com/soledadobrien/status/777333371294842880
twitter.com/FoxNews/status/777384657922908161
cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/11/08/twinkie.diet.professor/
etgd1.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

wuss poppin b

Is anything happening now or should I go to bed?

Reminder that during the Boston Bombing pressure cooker bombs were considered WMD's.

Nothing happened

Go to bed

nice cooker

praise kek

Is the stuff about Jets over NY true?

AMERICA UNDER ATTACK FROM MUSLIMS

cow

First hold me

first for bombot
periscope.tv/w/1MYxNEyvVgbJw

Jets doing fly bys over NYC

FIRST FOR JETS twitter.com/AmyMek/status/777375482874593280

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7th for pepe

>NIGHT THEME


>youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk
youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk
>youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk
youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk
>youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk


¡¡¡¡¡AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!!

which feed is the best to watch?

OFFICER DOWN SEND BACK UP

Thread theem:

youtube.com/watch?v=EwbMkIROOGU

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TALK ABOUT TRUMP FUCKING UP

SUSPECT CONFIRMED AS A BLM/NATION OF ISLAM SUPPORTER SAMQUAN BIN HYDEM

pressure cookers

Any sauce on the jets?

What are you guys getting into tonight?

periscope.tv/w/1yoKMrjgDWXGQ

twitter.com/ArthurSchwartz/status/777372525898629120

1st Bombing Explosion Webm

"53 with injury at casino" or did i misunderstand that?

sliding like a professional

Just got a text from my friend who lives in NY

Told me there were low flying jets that rumbled his windows.

What the fuck? Why would they do that?

wtf I hate kek now

>Pressure Cooker bombs
>Pipe Bombs
>Jets flying low above

Sure do love the smell of napalm in the morning

Is it happening?

Has it happened?

Oh, nuthin much, famalam.

Just watching a century's worth of liberal meddling literally blowing up in their faces.

twitter.com/stellierkstp/status/777374932183293952

29 injured and only one seriously ?

IS THIS THE BEST YOU CAN DO ?

That doesn't even qualify as a minor happening !

lets pray the attack on syrian army = happening in america

kek

Your mum's cunt LOL

AND THIS IS MAKING ME HAVE A FUCKING PANIC ATTACK
MAN FUCK THIS

faggot

proof tripfags are always gay and wrong

delete this

BBC saying theres no terror link are they bullshitting

What's going on?

Cant find any but im in brooklyn and I heard 2 seperate low flying jets go by.

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100% proof that the NY Bomber is a Moeslum.

youtube.com/watch?v=bRNy3IjdKFA

I love this meme

potluck of peace

Guys, the sky just got really bright and there's a mushroom cloud in the distance should I be worried?

Was it a muzzie?

well shit.
Nice knowing you faggots

twitter.com/Cernovich/status/777379606911332352

Mike Cernovich @Cernovich 6m6 minutes ago
Source confirms two men wanted in connection with tonight's terrorist attack in Chelsea. Video shows them putting bomb in dumpster.

IT'S JUST A CLOCK GUYS CHILL LMAO

>reverse image search
>only 2 hits are from reddit

fuck off redditfag

Pussy, try krokodil like a real man

sorry not terrorism
not 9/11
go home racists

>Clinton briefed on explosion at 7:42 PM EST
>first explosion not until 8:30 PM EST
Explain this shit Cred Forums

mayor said "no known terror link AT THIS TIME,but it was intentional"

so,yea

they're pretty much bullshits as is the mayor

>i-it's just a SMALL bomb in the middle of NYC guys, totally not a big deal

Nah, that's the future brightening.

Americans dont surrender as easy as frogs

>yfw your candidate is a feeble minded walking corpse who will neve keep America safe

aww does my tripfaggery trigger you

Was Shkreli really trying to get into the side door at olive garden? Man I would have loved to meet him, I was wish I had known.

>ITSNOTTERRORISMITSNOTTERRORISMITSNOTTERRORISMITSNOTTERRORISM
>IT WAS PROBABLY A WHITE MALE
>EVERYTHINGS FINE SH-SHUT UP DRUMF

t. retarded cucks playing into our hands and making liberals look insane to moderates

THE PRESSURE COOKERS ARE GAINING SENTIENCE

youtube.com/watch?v=rz1xEu52UbM
youtube.com/watch?v=rz1xEu52UbM
youtube.com/watch?v=rz1xEu52UbM

Timestamp then turn yourself in and get some help

pic

twitter.com/CRamirezPhoto/status/777377225482067969

>shooting at huge family park not sure if its niggers

i just popped a klonopin, get on my level shun

Realistically how many people need to actually die before people talk about the problem

500+ ?

MSNBC Reports: Green frog implicates Alt-Right

>this song and police scanner going on other tabs

This is.. strangely beautiful.

IS THIS WHAT A CLINTON PRESIDENCY LEADS TO

From old thread...

I'm not that fat. People say i have a trump body

COORDINATED

KEBAB

A T T A C K S
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>what are timezones

Doofus.

I take it that's not a normal occurrence? It can't be a coincidence. What the fuck is Kek up to?

This is my home you pussy. Fuck off back to Cred Forums

Its big enough to knock US violating cease fire by murdering Syrians for ISIS today off front page.

isis hits a few peeps in nyc as a smoke screen

only a few injured, cmon islam no one is gonna take you seriously without casulties

This is what an Obama presidency leads to. Clinton will be worse.

diabetus in a box

lardass

Shootings are par for the course in NYC, I think it would have to be a fairly large thing for it to be connected to this

But reddit hasn't picked two random people out of the crowd yet.

That doesn't make any sense, Islam is the religion of peace, it's much more likely it's the frog nazi people.

>filename
That doesn't quite look like Suigintou, mate.

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>I'm not that fat
>People say i have a trump
U fat brah

youtube.com/watch?v=b6-2P8RgT0A

>I'm not that fat
your watch sinking into your wrist says otherwise

Tweet was sent from DC
I live in VA
What timezone?

>tar

get that trash outta here spic

hey tripfag knock it off

>time zones, how do they work?

Nyquil. I have a fucking sinus infection.

That looks so god damn unappetizing.

That is a pressure cooker of peace

I'm not sure what you mean :3

they wont, everyones forgotten pulse miami/san bernardino

It took what 2 buildings filled with people b4 we went after Saddam?

OP HERE

SOMEONE TAKE OVER MAKING THREADS PLEASE

THE OP IS COPY/PASTE READY™

Uhhhhhhhh guys?

Wait .. wait .. so are we going with this being a false flag like the boston bombings, or a legit attack?

Where at? I'm the Olive garden user. I live in hipstershit bushwick, off the L train

Who thinks its Al Queda?

You know Trump is overweight/obese, right? It doesn't make him a bad candidate but he is fat

Not even almost 3000 was enough.

They will have to nuke a city.

VidMe footage of bombing aftermath
vid.me/kxCv

>This is my safe space
fixed that for you

fucking muslims

>fucking leaf

FROG FOUND HOPPING AWAY FROM CRIME SCENE
>FROG FOUND HOPPING AWAY FROM CRIME SCENE
FROG FOUND HOPPING AWAY FROM CRIME SCENE
>FROG FOUND HOPPING AWAY FROM CRIME SCENE
FROG FOUND HOPPING AWAY FROM CRIME SCENE
>FROG FOUND HOPPING AWAY FROM CRIME SCENE
FROG FOUND HOPPING AWAY FROM CRIME SCENE

>when your craving a cheeseburger with bacon jelly inbetween two donuts late at night

i think everyone can relate to this

Oh a shill, who would have expected that on this board?

Alt-right funded by Putin

My MSNBC clairvoyance

how the fuck do you guys get the best footage way faster than incompetent MSM

they have been stuttering looking at a fucking still image for 20 minutes, don lemon sounds drunk

see

Another suspicious package...

Definately not a normal occurance, I dont live far from JFK but that sound was 100% from two jets, fucking rumbled my windows.

you're fat

SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE W 23rd PURPLE SUITCASE UNDERNEATH AN SUV

KEK HAS MANIFESTED INTO A PHYSICAL BEING

Yeah, i thought hillary was in NC

Whatever you say sausage fingers.

They JUST said there was another suspicious package on the police scanner. Purple luggage underneath an SUV. Oh fug

can i go to sleep now, or is it still happening?

Good thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=zhrYY3ocQ5o

He's not even that fat.

MAGICAL GIRL

REPORT WE HAVE A MAGICAL GIRL

I just woke up.
Can someone please give me the tl;dr?

EXPLOSION AT EZELLOHAR, TELPERION AND LAURELIN CONFIRMED DEAD
>EXPLOSION AT EZELLOHAR
TELPERION AND LAURELIN CONFIRMED DEAD
>EXPLOSION AT EZELLOHAR
TELPERION AND LAURELIN CONFIRMED DEAD

u guys getting enriched or something? is it over?

we are the footage

>already an alcoholic and addicted to happenings and trump

i can't imagine the ecstasy/disappointment if I went as hard as you.

Honestly wtf do they expect to accomplish from the air?

>not fat

FUCK OFF MUSTARD TIGER

Well meme'd, friend.

>that gigantic mons pubis

Pic related is chelsea device

twitter.com/stellierkstp/status/777374932183293952
>Police not releasing any identifying information of St. Cloud mall stabbing attack suspect -- won't say age, whether he lived in city, etc.

twitter.com/stellierkstp/status/777375864040206336
>St. Cloud police chief will NOT call mall stabbing attack an act of terrorism at this time, says department will do "due diligence" on case.

So a man yelled about Allah before stabbing a bunch of people, yet no description is forthcoming and it's totally not an act of terrorism.

FUCk you
>triggered
enjoy youre miserable existence so glad I don't do that shit anymore but fuck it's hard for to look at needles

they wouldn't false flag this close to the elections and risk trump gaining even more steam....

unless they false flag with a while male or something

>twitter.com/Cernovich/status/777379606911332352
sauce

Heard that too

muslims x2

hey guys I was checking on nyc citys flight radar and I saw these weird grey things, what are they?

atleast im not scum de la scum like you tripfag

New york got nuked by clinton

Bomb (Pressure Cooker style)
New York
29 injured
Another package found just now on scanner.

these threads are moving so fast no one will notice where i'm swimming

...Don't know if you are being serious or not. Your flag doesn't help you either..

>It's not a terrorist attack

>It's just an attack designed to strike fear in the population


i'm laughing at this entire situation, i know that my countrys media will try to spin it like your media does. "no terrorist"

and pic related is Boston device

NYC mayor right now

looks more like a waffle maker

he was probably meaning new york in general (eg: the city being his home)
not this website
>you autist

youtube.com/watch?v=qGl7b1EPwfA

>not that fat
Who are you fooling? Look at your fucking neck fat peeking in the photo..
>great value
Bet that taste like hot garbage

mfw my sister and her bf are visiting nyc next weekened for a wedding

>she's pro-immigration & diversity
lmao and so her dosing of the rouge pill begins

I've spoken with her bf, he's picking me up a genuine Trump MAGA hat while he's there for me, I can't wait to get it

LOL @ his avatar. Is that the title of his book? It's like the title of a freshman's first essay trying to sound smart.

God damn I need to get insurance so i can get a klon script talk about comfy

Those sausage fingers. Wew lad. Call 911 now and avoid the rush.

Oh, in that case she may have been speaking about the bombs in NJ this AM.

You know, it's just so hard to keep track of all the peaceful religious exercises today.

We do it for free

A non happening, but we're all so desperate for something to happen so we make seven goddamn generals about it.

this would be Pepe
let's hope he's Okay

>letting that shit touch your grandmother's nice old end table
Absolutely degenerate.

AL-JAZEERA REPORTING AMERICAN PLANES BOMB RUSSIAN FACILITY IN SYRIA
>WE /WWIII/ NAO
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>WE /WWIII/ NAO
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>WE /WWIII/ NAO
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rip big guy

>bombs going off
>Trump says the word "bomb"
>cucks shitting themselves over Trump saying bomb because of ????
>Hillary also says bombs (no one cares)
>CNN says that this has nothing to do with terror and that someone probably just left their spare bombs lying around by mistake or maybe on purpose who knows vote Hillary

It's insane. Pressure cooker bombs aren't MEANT to cause a bunch of deaths, they're meant to cause gruesome injury and in general insight panic and fear.

And Thirty Pieces has the temerity to say it's "not a big deal".

>BREAKING CNN

>INSIDE THE PRESSURE COOKER WAS AN UNCOOKED CUT OF PORK
THEREFORE OUR HOMELAND SECURITY ANALYSTS CONCLUDE THAT THIS EVENT HAS ABSOLUTELY NO CONNECTION TO ISLAMIC TERRORISM

We will know for a fact it's a false flag if it's a white dude. They want to keep the narrative off of Hillary's health & the situation in Russia while still spinning everything against Trump

Oh, you people so desperately want it to be Islamic terrorism.

I really want to know if they're going to use this to stop the debates from happening.

It'll keep happening for a while.

Whatever group is responsible has likely assembled a large number of small explosives, and they're either just trying to cause general mayhem, or they're distracting the police while they get a big bomb set up.

Concealed carry shot and killed mall attacker

kvsc.org/news-detail/update-from-st-cloud-mall-09-17-2016/8378/#.V94mMighxKg.twitter

its actually happening

Talking to yourself in 3rd person is not a good sign.

Also this happened today: Bomb explodes near Marine Corps race in New Jersey

cnn.com/2016/09/17/us/nj-explosive-trash-can/

(((An explosion that went off in a garbage can Saturday morning in a New Jersey beach town likely was timed to DISRUPT a Marine Corps charity run, ))). Its pranks bros not terrorism, religion of peace means terrorism is over!

the tweet literally says NYC...

links??

Kratom tea freshly plucked from my backyard

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SHOULD I STAY ON Cred Forums OR GO WATCH THE NEWST LL SUNSHINE EP? THIS IS IMPORTANT!


PLS RESPOND

sam hyde got mad that nobody watched his show on adult swim, so tried to have revenge

and that failed

guys a army base in india just got attacked
twitter.com/brah_mos/status/777381181134286848

Yeah, when he was approaching the street and cops had it roped off his plan was to sneak through the kitchen and go out the front but door was locked.

durka durka jihad dukra

>Was asked to stop, but he continued to hop
youtube.com/watch?v=Zzu15ZezipE

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Your fucking neck fat pouch descends over your collar.

You're fat, cunt. Lose some fucking weight.

lol wut no that's clearly an IED in the middle east. Yes it's a pressure cooker bomb but there is no way that is the boston bomb

this

What did we think of this album?

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CODE 30 HOMICIDE IN POLICE SCANNER

>search Suigintou on booru
>this cow shit pops up as several results
What the actual fuck?

speedballs will kill you son

Link or it's not happening, cunt

Well.. statistically it's most likely to be islamic terrorism .. but don't let that get in the way

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the internet is hard for you, huh?

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PRAYING THE POLICE OFFICER WAS WHITE AND PERP WAS BLACK

>sam hyde got mad that nobody watched his show on adult swim

Weird considering it's getting renewed for a second season

>someone probably just left their spare bombs lying around by mistake

Harambe is the best song

Nice try, faggREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

dog bless that obbiser

perfect example of 2nd amendment rights saving lives that will be seen by nobody

nah not big enough. the bombings today are to knock US violating cease fire and murdering syrians for isis early today

>I'm not that fat
ok but you do realize you will never be able to get your ring off of your finger right?

Oh man trump better bring that up once confirmed

Gun control fucks dems up on elections every time. Just keep rallying the right base.

oh shhhhhiiieeettttt

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Fucking NRA. Bombs and knife attacks, when will we get smart and ban salt rifles?

Alright i get. I'm fat. Didn't get filled up so this should do the job for tonight

lolwat

both tweet and I are from same timezones

Police scanner reports another suspicious package, on 6th Avenue, didn't catch the cross-street.

SECOND AMENDMENT SAVES LIVES

I was actually hoping it'd be straya terrorists with barbecues full of shrimp instead of pressure cookers.

Is this even news anymore? It's not surprising that this happened, and it's not surprising that it will happen again.

ANOTHER suspicious package on the scanner

#ReligionOfPeace

??

>live in extremely white, affluent city
>don't have to worry about being shot or akbar'd

"Intentional but not necessarily terrorism." What happened to "white people can be terrorists too" whenever a white person does fucking anything? Does that only apply after the media knows they're white?

the helicopter is fucking cruising holy shit

motherfuckers fast

You don't know that, it could be white supremacist nazi frogs.

>someone probably just left their spare bombs lying around by mistake

I'm jelly.

kys

what are those doritos things?

attacks like this happen all the time, it's just a slow news.
+From NY area there was an explosion in Chelsea a few years ago turned out to be clogged gas pipe, no suspicion of terrorism.
+In NY area right now, heard no explosion, didn't even know there was a problem until I saw news.
-The only reason for pressure cooker coverage is because there's an election coming up

I'm go to bed mates, I fixed my sleep schedule and the sandman is callin, keep me posted in my rest

>BBC saying theres no terror link are they bullshitting
They had no problem insinuating that Trump was seriously calling for Hillary to have her USSS protection removed and see what happens. Complete and total propaganda.

I want to know what the degeneracy of Doritos Loaded taste like.

>doritos loaded
WTF is this? I've never seen this before. is it good?

That is a lot of food for a single person user. You look pretty good if that's a light meal for you. for the sake of your health, please.

>>>r/the_donald

Don't forget to take your insulin shot later, you're gonna need it.

Burger trips strike again!

>doritos fried cheese bites
Fuck and I thought the nachos were bad

a pretty lame happening desu senpai
Not even one person killed

VIDEOS OF BOMB EXPLOSION & AFTERMARTH
vid.me/kxCv
vid.me/0f6K

NATE "NO BIG DEAL GOYS" SILVER
twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/777323145929908224

SOLEDAD "NOTHING TO SEE HERE WHITEY" O'BRIEN
twitter.com/soledadobrien/status/777333371294842880

We are a doomsday cult. No reason to go out and kill a handful of people when we can summon the ruinous powers of lord KEK and kill billions.

try eating a fucking egg or something jesus christ

Fuck if i know never seen either

desu I would love to see this happen. It would cause more discourse in this nation and the SJW would arise to the cause

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that tweet is 3 hours old. 3 hours ago was 10:45 pm-ish EST.

please be less dumb in the future.

sauce?

Nigger you need to HEAVILY exercise if you eat like that.

anpother package in a payphone

Chu finna git diabetus n sheiiit nigga

Superb. I wish we were allowed to carry guns too. So many muslim terrorists would be stopped instead of given a free pass.
God Bless The Officer.

Holy fucking shit, this is big

So it begins.

Coulters law.

I like the way he draws women. They're so soft and friendly and they're always warm and smiling, rather than sitting in uncomfortable slutty positions.

I don't give a fuck about your stupid weeb doll show, so whatever.

New One!

WTF is this "intentional act" bullshit

it's fucking terrorism, say it already CNN

This is nothing.

September 23rd will the real happening. Screenshot this.

Man, you go for the pricy shit.

Why not just have a box of 18 taquitos, it's like four dollars.

Very meh. Almost tasteless.

Think of a very low quality pizza, minus the crust or sauce.

Try em once, if you have some of the lads over bake a tray and share em, but for something that sounds like it should be from from Idiocracy they strike me as plain.

Pretty much Doritos filled with American cheese. Eating them with ranch right now

jesus fuck I need to find this monstrosity. looks soo good...

>wasted trips

You don't think it's fucked up that a bomb going off and injuring 29 people is becoming a normal thing? If this was the year 1999 the news would be running non-stop for weeks.

STOP

Or just, you know, don't eat it all in one sitting like a fucking pig

no

can't make this shit up

no that's racist! only white people can do wrong

yikes

guys a weird korean ranger helicopter is flying I'm seeing it in flight radar

the idea being that TERRORISM is some kind of organized activity... or at least in support of an ideology...

rather than some teens fucking around with pressure cookers.

this isn't hard to understand. parsing this language only makes it seem like you don't understand English. are you legal?

Yes they would. Never forget the brexit false flag. They're absolutely going to sacrifice someone to be murdered by a caracature "Trump supporter" at some stage.

according to CNN and MSNBC, terrorism = islam so they refuse to say it

If that's seriously just for you...

Green is a small meal. Eat one of these a day.
Yellow is a large meal. Eat this + green
Blue is your second meal. Blue + yellow = 5 mini pizzas, that should be about all you eat in a day, provided you dont do heavy physical labor or body building.

This is why you're fat. Not because of what you eat, but how much of it.

do you not see the 7:42 timestamp you fucking shill

>not liking RM
I bet you don't even remember desuspamming.

LINK?

23st

do you even greentext?

thats the police helo its been up for hours fuckboi

How do you lose control of your life so badly?

to bad that station is shut down in US. Or do you know Persian?

You could troll people on /ck/ with this sort of content.

if there was no habbening right now I'd be going to 7-11 and picking some up, I've got a mission tomorrow.

>I'm not that fat.
YOU DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A CHIN, YOU JUST HAVE FAT

This is absolutely mortifying

That's not a bomb, it probably has food in it

twitter.com/FoxNews/status/777384657922908161

UPDATE: Minnesota mall attacker referenced Allah, asked victim whether they were Muslim, police chief says

69 is yin/yang

We must bring peace to the world by uniting the gentiles

BLACK GUY CALLS IT AN IUD

FEMINIST TERRORISTS CONFIRMED

WHEN WILL THE BOMB GO OFF IN THE PERISCOPE LIVESTREAM

Of course I do, it was fucking stupid weeb shit with some other avatarfagging during it.

you having fond memories of faggot fucking memeing doesn't mean your stupid faggot weeb show isn't shit

1/10 because you know how to save images and use cut and paste in gimp.

yeah its gotin it

I also don't think there will be debates, because it's in both candidates interest not to debate. Hillary could drop dead on camera from the pressure and Trump want's to appear 'moderate' to the plebs as he's on coast to win mode. Both sides will do whatever they can to avoid debating then blame each other for weasling out.

Is /ck/ the most underrated board?

I ate half a large Domino's pizza. Bacon, ham, and pineapple.

Oh wait is it that nasty gritty cheese that turns really greasy when you cook them?

rate my moral dilema

Half Costa Rican. Whats up poppy.

>he unironically eats small meals

Depends on the motive to be called terrorism

Oddly enough scaring the piss out of millions may not be terrorism

Probably terrorism
Could be crazy
Or
Blackmail

L M F A O

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L I T E R A L L Y

E X P L O D I N G

>This is why you're fat. Not because of what you eat, but how much of it.

It's a bit of both.

If you eat shit food like that for every meal since none of it is particularly satiating then you just still feel hungry, so you (probably) go and eat even more of it since your body is saying it hasn't eaten enough

no, terrorism narrative doesn't help Hillary... Trump is better against terror in the polls, so we can't have that... censorship anyone?

Do you hate living?

fucking a dude I live in st cloud

Hey man, you need a hug.
I'll be at your place in five.

>you are unable to leave your position on the track
why? you're not the one tied down

It was an off duty cop.

heart breaking/10

I've had these and they are gross honestly and I like a lot of shitty food

You're bound by a metaphysical barrier of memes

So when a crazy white kid shoots up a church it's organized terrorism but when someone hides multiple bombs around Manhattan that's just intentional mischief? Are you brain damaged?

Jesus what's happened to CNN

they are reporting that the muslim knifeman was going around asking people if they were muslim

They're being bad goys

0/10 egoism always wins

I'd probably let the trolley hit me, unless I knew who the other person about to be getting ran over was, then I might consider letting them die instead depending on who they were.

But fuck off.

>No sick loop de loop

exactly, how the fuck are you supposed to cook? On a stove?

NEED NEW THREAD

Okay :3

Thanks for posting a good anime

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>pull lever halfway
>trolley derails between both of you
what do I win?

self preservation

I've been at the bar for the past 4 hours. What have I missed? Last I saw was it was an "IED" that detonated in a dumpster, and injured about 25.

Inb4 some idiot blames I it on the government to cover up what ever law is passed tomorrow

0851808518

naw fuck that it not happening

Someone post the one

you know the one

Pull it halfway so the tacks don't connect. The train will derail and no one will get hurt

nightmare/10

I'm thin, I don't eat a "balanced diet" daily, I know I don't eat enough veggies, I compensate when I can, but I'm still much better off than the average Burger.

You can lose weight on a fast food diet. link related.
cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/11/08/twinkie.diet.professor/

tl;dr: portion control.

You can't make this shit up, and it can't be any other nation that is this autistic

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Nobody's going to post about the new reported "suspicious package" it's been like 2 minutes, step your game up.

it is.

'go 'za best forced meme

Any new updates?
Link to stream?

>Muslim
Will he disavow?

Is this worth staying up for or no?

SOMEONE BAKE NEW BREAD
Cred Forums HAS IP BLOCKED ME FROM MAKING NEW THREADS
RACISM AGAINST AUSTRALIAN QUALITY POSTERS

New bread?

NEW THREAD WHERE

Did I hear shots fired?

OMFG!!! NUCLEAR COMMAND ACTIVE!!!!!!! etgd1.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/

On 8992 kHz

I just woke up, can someone give me a rundown on exactly what the fuck is going on?

it is an act of violence targeting a specific race, because of hatred of that race, and with the purpose of terrorizing people of that race.

something happened in new york. we don't know what it is. thus - AT THIS TIME - he did not say it could be connected to TERROR... and as I said, we all know what he was talking about.

That you don't takes me back to the idea you don't understand English all that well. Are you legal?

Nice dubs, KEK wills it

Cricket noise

"QUICK WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR"

fuck that it not happening

>tfw too nervous to make new bread because someone always beats me to it at the last second and I delete my thread out of shame

>waiting 2 minutes for someone else to step up and provide information
>user figures he has had enough of waiting and posts in a passive aggressive tone with little to nothing to show for it.

look at the flags.

New thread anywhere

Stfu cuck ive been listening to it for the past 2 hrs and theres been nothing

NEW BREAD

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why is this even called a dilemma? switch tracks, duh.

8992 kHz USB. You need to include USB, you dumb fuck.

nice

you kill everyone on board the trolley

The RELIGION OF PEACE is showing everyone how peaceful they are.

One of my medium-term goals is to become regular enough at tweeting Shkreli to get him to pay for me to fly to NYC from STL and hang out with him for a couple days.

They deserve it for getting in the trolley.

t. self driving car manufacturer

>nothing between the food and the pan like a foil
This is honestly the most disgusting thing here. I'm too scared to ask what your kitchenware looks like.

theyre proably non stick pans

>This isn't fat in America

>pull lever
>unable to move
>starve to death and rot on the tracks
>credits roll

enjoy your heart attack at age 42

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
>being such a normie you don't realize the difference between sugar and cholesterol

just have only two sodas per day(i choose to just have water for breakfast, that way i can have a soda for lunch and dinner.) and you're good. diabetes isnt from pizza and stuff like that, normie.

Cred Forums is fucking everywhere
pic related, it's fucking FOX NEWS