> Married to Mhairi despite being English > she comes home from a long day in Parliament and asks for a foot rub. > end up sucking her toes while she touches herself, and then fucking her tenderly. > wake up next to her, and suck her toes to wake her up.
I wish. :(
Hudson Russell
fuck sake lads is this really going to be a thing?
Caleb Myers
>it's the toesucker again
How's the shitskin gf, cunt?
Wyatt Bell
No it's just this one autist
Michael Lee
She looks like a fucking heroin addict.
>Scottish Oh that explains it then.
Lincoln Butler
Yes, this is a new brit/pol/ thing, on par with Karen.
Nothing wrong with sucking toes, m8.
Wyatt Price
FFS WHAT A SHIT EDITION.
I'll give brit/pol/ a miss for a couple hours, it's just going to be full of retards.
Ayden Hughes
Wrong Would suck those toes but only if she had a good fucking wash first, the minging bitch
Joshua Rodriguez
>go to birmingham city center because I need some new shoes >literally 30% of the women I see are in hijabs this was a mistake
Easton Phillips
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MUH EU
Tyler Gonzalez
Why are you both salty? Mhairi is Queen of /brit/pol!
Nolan Taylor
Where bouts you from lad?
Jose Campbell
listening to anything that shower of cuck bastards says
Nobody found it funny in the last dozen threads and nobody finds it funny now.
Michael Rodriguez
RADIO 4 PIECE ON Cred Forums TRUMP KEKSERVATIVES AND PEPE TUNE IN TUNE IN
Elijah Watson
This is the same radio 4 that goes on about male privilege right on womyns hour?
Luke Bailey
They're making the alt-right out to be segregationists as the KKK so yeah
He's talking about Pepe right now saying he was "hijacked" by "white supremacists"
Dominic Baker
Is this Richard Spencer on at the moment?
Bentley Anderson
Yup
Xavier Perry
I don't get it
Colton Ross
They will literally cling to anything to push their agenda, do they not realise how fucking fucktarded they come across or are they that far gone?
Fuck me.
Benjamin Foster
Fuck off facebook memer
Angel Thomas
Ok I'll keep posting it friend :^).
Noah Flores
Just rewound and they're playing clips from TDS kek
Dominic Miller
>he isn't joepilled
Colton Miller
holy fuck are they literally talking about pepe the frog on bbc radio news this is being treated as a serious issue fucking lol Cred Forums is more powerful than i could ever believe 'i'm a deplorable and i'm proud of it' fucking lol who deplorable here? day of the rope is fucking coming. death to the jewish globalists >that fucking jew giving his opinion in his nasaly accent death to all fucking jews
Isaac Anderson
Bow to Queen Mhairi!
Easton Bell
>this is being treated as a serious issue This is what makes me the most bewildered about it all.
We've well and truly broken the conditioning.
David Peterson
pls joepill me
Chase Carter
>tfw you will never go crusading
Asher Watson
>Theresa May's shit Brexit deal can be VETOED by other EU countries unless she keeps free movement
We will just have to leave fully then. They think by calling our bluff that we'll fold.
Wyatt Adams
Local issues are the only truth. Race doesn't matter. Culture doesn't matter. What's really important is that the bins are collected twice a week and hospital waiting times are low.
Evan Nelson
But we will Most of the cabinet, the huge majority of Parliament and the Civil Service don't want us to leave the EU lmao
This period of smugness on Brit/pol/ is the calm before the storm when everyone realises that we've been ultimately cucked by Theresa May
Matthew Watson
It's better than mummyposting at least
Jose Hernandez
Dumb lmao poster
Lucas Thomas
So? We'll flay them all. I will anyway, if you lot don't get up and flay a member of the government, you're a homo!
Justin Jackson
You missed his point. His point was if white nationalists want to get into power they need to address local issues instead of just talking about race. That's how brexit was won, by making it about housing and hospital places.
Brandon Adams
I'm so fucking conflicted on radio 4. On the one hand it actually has some top tier content and it's brilliant to listen to when working. On the other it's sjw bullshit, Marxist propaganda that drips with leftist bias.
Michael Price
They're doing Winnie the Pooh now. I'm not sure you are the target audience. Try these instead
Any Questions? Arron Banks, Angela Eagle MP, Paul Mason, Baroness Wheatcroft
yeah you're right. this is how you win people over. by talking about issues which affect them directly, and tying these to a root cause. going full red-pill without linking its effects to issues which affect local people just destroys your credibility because you look insane you need to explain your red-pilled opinions and not treat people like they're stupid, but rather acknowledge they might just be uninformed of the underlying cause
Nathaniel Anderson
h-hi
John Jackson
Thats what the agents of the secret state want you to think.
well maybe if you weren't such cunts to us we would want to
John Clark
We're right here, stop being a diva and get a round in lad.
Owen Brooks
>caring about what other people think >letting it affect you being who/what you want to be >comparing yourself to others stay cucked m80
Caleb Butler
England, glorious England has no need for friendship.
Asher Green
Scotland will form alliances and get bids from said loser countries here
Given the state of our aging population. Not that it'll make a difference at all, because in the 5 year or so wait from after the EU exit and Scotland attempting to get back in, the SNP will be wiped out and the love for the EU will have faded when everyone realises how much better off Scotland will be without it
t. Jaded as FUCK Scot who's tired of Europe, the SNP AND big Salmond
Christian Gray
what's the point of UKIP without farage
Zachary Foster
Who's that lad?
Nolan Campbell
the worst thing that could happen for the SNP is if Scotland prospers whilst a member of the UK they don't give a fuck about getting to work right now and solving Scotland's problems
Zachary Torres
but hes still there
Joshua Thomas
Was in a young peoples question time episode before the Scottish indy referendum.
Fuck that was 2 years ago now.
Leo Perry
Fuck me lads, this thread is fucking Diana in Paris. >I'm out
Lucas Bennett
j-JEANNE ! AU SECOURS !
Tyler Diaz
Absolutely.
I'm an SNP voter because who the fuck else is there that has Scotland's interest at heart? Hell, give me a Scottish Conservative Party that isn't just an offshoot like Ruths party and I'm a lifelong voter.
I WANT Scotland to do well without Europe.
Lincoln James
Does the SNP even have much policy outside of REEE REEE TORIES FLEE
Like are they trying to solve local issues?
Robert Nelson
Some Scot likes to fuck blokes. She looks like Trudeau. With blond hair.
Samuel Martinez
Yes, quite a lot of policies target shit like that. They're focused mostly on social housing, social care and green energy.
Cameron Sullivan
Why the fuck do you even care about 'Scotland's interests'? What even are they?
Brayden Evans
Vote Marine 2017
Cameron Peterson
Scotlands Interests are fucking survival at this point, that's what .
Lucas Scott
Right we got a tory rebellion again. This is happening before a Brexit plan.
We need to contact all those that oppose Brexit and tell them that their lives are worthless and they will die if they don't do as the public has decided.
Cameron Bennett
Hard brexit or riot
Cooper Myers
Just making sure
Matthew Reed
Wonder if it'll go better than the Labour rebellion now that it looks like Smith is fudging it
>Hurr we reject the Corb even though he's pushing Labour membership to a generation high and is targeting the young vote left over after the Libs fucked up, and was voted in by the public the MPs are meant to be serviving >Let's resign! >Let's get Owen Smith and some other woman to run >Oh shit the woman dropped out! >Oh shit Smith is fucking up! >U-uh...J-Jeremy we didn't mean to resign, can we have our place in the cabinet back pls
Jeremiah Sanders
Looks tasty
Isaiah Murphy
Is he fat because of Freddo frogs?
Eli Hughes
Why is being Scottish and conservative so depressing anons?
When will the SNP go away?
Hunter Johnson
>No 10p graphic at the top Triggered.
Blake Nguyen
All good scots moved to ulster what are you waiting for?
Nathan King
We need a disenfranchised Conservative party up here because there's going to be little support for the Scottish Conservatives coming from anything other than as protest votes against the SNP, and that's not how you build a fucking party
Jonathan Taylor
I rather hope that May will be willing to to respond with the same uncompromising attitude instead of being strongarmed by them.
Isaiah Nguyen
A disenfranchies Scottish Conservative party will just end up looking like New Labour
>Pro-immigration >Tuition fees >Middle management public sector job creation >Tax giveaways for the middle class >Contracting out public services
Leo Johnson
The obvious reply to the v4 is control of borders or you get your people back. You can see why May refused to give guarantees to the EU immigrants.
Lucas Thompson
I'd say one of Scotland's interests are keeping all the pakis down where you are.
According to the 2011 census, Scotland was 96% white while England was only 85% white. I'd say that gap has grown in the last 5 years.
In about 10 years when they have failed to get independence and beat the Tories
Sebastian Nguyen
>not realizing that's what actually makes us friends
being arrogant and repulsive yet all the time self conscious about how to others view us is a very British thing m8
Colton Hill
lmao @ wales
Carter Walker
>no ni every time
Ryder Carter
You're inside Scotland's stomach as she's pregnant with you.
Joseph Jackson
>ni is always left out or bullied
Christian Hill
Labour's fucked in England, but Corbyn May play better in Scotland. The Scots know that independence is off the cards. It's union with the UK or EU. The SNP won't give an independence option for fear of splitting the vote. The SNP are taking the piss out of them and the smart ones know it. If Corbyn had gone with his instincts and supported leave Labour would be riding high.
Angel Gutierrez
I want to have sex with Wales
Leo Hughes
Corbyn's core support (delusional urban middle class 20-somethings) are rabidly pro-EU.
He doesn't need the Labour party to do well, he just needs the Momentum crew to keep voting for him.
Matthew Rogers
>Scotlands survival >Votes for a party that will bankrupt Scotland and throw it up for annexation by the EU
Yeah, great "survival instinct" dickhead.
William Moore
>annexation by the EU pls no
Jacob Turner
>Slovakia, Hungary, Poland and Czech Republic
wow its fucking nothing!
Jeremiah Peterson
> Urge to invade intensifies
Samuel Jenkins
>Urge to invade intensifies
Lucas Cruz
>Urge to invade intensifies
Hudson Bennett
But Labour traditional support, as we saw from the vote is leave. The 20 something's Will drop off as always when something more exciting comes up, or they enter the real world. If he wins this vote he will need to look to the future. He shares a lot of core policy with the SNP. He needs a foothold back in Scotland, but that will cost the SNP.
Eli Sanders
Baa
Lucas Allen
>Urge to invade intensifies
Xavier Richardson
But if he'd gone full leave he'd probably lose this leadership election.
Nathan Gonzalez
EMPEROR WHEN
REEEEEEEEEEE
Josiah Ortiz
...
Lucas Barnes
>Bankrupt
Doing pretty well, lad. Look at all the benefits we get - even if a fraction of them are stripped away, the country's financials look a hell of a lot better.
>Free tuition >Free prescriptions >Free social care >Council tax freeze >Free parking in major cities to promote spending
I mean come on. You jelly or something?
Jacob Bell
Maybe maybe not. The surge of support for delivering a major Labour victory, would probably have removed any attempt to challenge him.
Owen Fisher
Fuck sake lads, I just slept 13 hours. Did I miss the end of the world or anything? Has brexit happened yet? How many Americans died?
No sexualizing the dragon.
Levi Flores
>"""""""""free"""""""""
Jaxon Howard
>((((free))))
You think the EU is going to subsidise all of that?
Josiah Long
I'm surprised people on brit pol would support the Emperor and the Imperium.
You do know the Emperor was completely against religion and was mostly for science, technology and understanding? That goes entirely against Cred Forums.
The Emperor also wiped out all nations on Terra (Earth) during the Unification Wars including what remained of the UK (called Albion implying it was split up at that point).
Justin Perez
>biggest deficit in Europe Lad...
Jackson Watson
>Free tuition >mfw teachers used to give us advise to turn traitor and get irish passports so that we could get free uni in scotland
Jose Diaz
>Free
Oh kiltcucks are one of the most delusional peoples in Europe. It will be fun to watch all that """"free"""" stuff disappear once you leave. Maybe the EU can provide you with gibs once you get annexed.
Kevin Lopez
My fucking sides it's actually real.
Luis Allen
Bomb in Germany by syrian suicide man, BBC reported it as if the syrian was the victim. 26 dead in New York from bomb
>Bomb in Germany by syrian suicide man, BBC reported it as if the syrian was the victim
Daniel Jenkins
Nah, the PLP triggered the contest on the back of the referendum result and his lacklustre performance for remain.
They would never have let him get away with openly campaigning to leave without a challenge, and a lot of the Momentum types wouldn't have his back after that.
Andrew Mitchell
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP PORTAYING US AS "MUH EBIL NAZIZ" "MUH EBIL RACISTS" REEEEEEEEEE"
AND STOP SLANDERING PEPE AND KEK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Wake up >Start watching some Fawlty Towers >All the stupid and embarrassing stuff I did during Secondary School pops into my head
Fuck me, it's too early for this.
James Morales
> tfw still Mhairi edition.
Feelsgoodman.
Justin Williams
Did you miss >even if a fraction of them are stripped away, the country's financials look a hell of a lot better.
Aaron Martin
I honestly don't like getting labelled with the rest of the frogposters and the extreme right Americans etc. I come on here because i'm sick of political correctness and the far left agenda. I'm not a fucking white supremacist or hateful. I'm just fucking angry and sick of society. Cred Forums is somewhere where I can say what I want without being shunned
Ryder Adams
This is all Constantine X's fault
Colton Martin
I feel you brother
Jacob Robinson
...
Austin Richardson
>Tfw used my (((free))) university to get a good job in England
Hahaha, gonna be fun watching that ship sink user the weight of its own retarded crew
Samuel Stewart
>just a fraction Don`t worry, England will always be there to pay for you.
Ethan Lewis
Guess you cucks are wrong.
Daniel Davis
>I'm not a fucking white supremacist
Nathaniel Hall
So wait, Scotland gets all this shit for """"free"""" and you guys are happy about this...?
You're happy paying for our free social care, education, fucking CAR PARKING, and the fact that we've frozen council tax behind inflation since 2004..?
Fucking lol lads.
Lucas Sullivan
C I V I C
Bit out of date on the oil la
Tyler Torres
>9% deficit
Lucas Foster
Friendship ain`t free. London pays for all of us anyway.
Please fuck off jocks and leave so we can give the grateful Welsh more gibs.
James Cruz
user.
>5.4 million people don't pay for prescriptions >500k older people don't pay for social care (up to £350 PER DAY) >Council tax PER PROPERTY currently £300 behind
All we need is for ONE of these to be taken out and watch as our deficit dies.
Evan Lewis
Stop stirring shit
Julian Adams
>London pays for all of us anyway. Fair point, I agree.
London is to England as England is to Scotland
Lucas James
When is May gonna do something truly based?
Caleb Perez
I don`t think you`ve thought this through desu
Oliver Roberts
Explain lad
Christopher Miller
>Only because England picks up most of the tab
No, they aren't happy, Scotland is going to find itself really dropped into the shit if their patience ends. Of course Sturgeon will just use that as an argument for independence, and further ruin the country. It'll be funny laughing from England if that happens, and seeing England refuse to take Scotland back.
Lucas Adams
If it were that simple it would have happened already.
Joseph Parker
It hasn't happened because we're being subsidised by the EU farming grant and from London.
If push comes to shove, that shit is out.
Do you not understand?
Samuel Williams
>fuck, this thread
Xavier Lopez
Half the country despised the last person that sorted it out.
Charles Cooper
And it'll happen again, probably. 40 years of great benefits for living in Scotland is easily worth the 5 of shit we'll be in when we get independence m8
Mason Campbell
now THIS is shitposting
Jack Murphy
i don't remember signing this.....
Christopher Baker
True. Scotland would be very prosperous after 5 years.
Josiah Carter
Probably never. She's like a scared child that was thrown in charge, she doesn't know what to do except buy enough time for her cabinet to deal with the shit she's found herself in.
wow the comments on this video are really uplifting :D
Cameron Mitchell
>thrown in charge
Yeah that's how I remember it.
Alexander Ross
...
Ryder Moore
>Reminder to young viewers that "virginity" does not exist and is only a social construct :)
Angel Jones
>Scotland owns Brazil >after 2 years goes bankrupt >Begs England to annex them again >Brazil now a part of the UK
Do it you absolute madman,these savages are in dire need of English rule
t.totally not a cuck
Joshua Scott
>An independent Scotland in 5 years will surpass England as an economic power.
Elijah Hughes
So I was recently given a yank flag on another thread
Testing to see if that applies here
Joseph Sullivan
poor attempt yank, your sort isn't welcome here
Jace Clark
Serves you right for getting cheap-ass Plusnet.
Easton Johnson
N-no, I swear I'm not a yank
Brody Murphy
>EU flags next to their names
Benjamin Jones
Better next to their name than atop their Parliament.
Cooper Phillips
Photo of BBC1 right now with today's paper. If you really care to prove it.
Hunter Robinson
Who here would support a manned border with London?
Juan Flores
Dublin for Sam!
Jose Barnes
I'd rather support a purge to be honest lad.
Samuel Parker
Also a good choice.
Caleb Stewart
Is there ever any chance of Hong Kong returning to us, lads?
Henry Baker
Speaking as a white-flight Londoner who fled as a child, I'd love to retake it some day.
Robert Walker
We could always just take it.
Noah Turner
why would she bring back grammar schools if this were true, something even thatcher was too scared to do?
Anthony Allen
I feel you on this.
Can't we just be cultural imperialists? I'm honestly filled with the best of intentions with my desire for us to take back the colonies. It's for their own good.
James Richardson
Aye lad it will
Scotland becomes the new Switzerland
England becomes the new former Yugoslavia.
Liam Adams
Where did you move to?
Landon Nguyen
>watching Points of View >people are complaining that Antiques Roadshow now uses a 'film' framerate Pensioners confirmed for non console plebs
Caleb Edwards
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHABABBA I would like to watch that play out, because I hate the English.
Gavin Cook
let me guess >muh irish heritage
Aaron Powell
> shilling for the telegraph much
Mason Nguyen
Rural Home Counties, unlike the rest of the cockneys who went to Essex. Can't complain.
Joseph Garcia
What language you speaking there tyrone?
Easton Stewart
He's right in a way. People are too selfish to be sold anything that doesn't effect them personally and immediately. Sad !
John Ross
We're one of the three least integrated EU states.
Joseph Cook
If Race and culture don't matter then they are worse than niggers. At least niggers know they are niggers.
>If bins and hospitals is all they care about there is only one solution for them
Jaxon Lewis
>even norway and switzerland are cucked by the eu also i find it strange that sweden for example kept their old currency
Thomas Thomas
They purposefully miss out on certain requirements.
John Miller
>tfw live in London and all you country plebs hate me for it.
Aiden Bailey
>caramel freddo >not a taz bar
Thomas Ramirez
...
Xavier Anderson
>shit air >surrounded by homeless >surrounded by coons well jelly lad, living there during uni was enough for me
Blake Price
>shit air you get used to it >Surrounded by Homless only really in the centre, and even then it's not crazily high >Surrounded by Coons Poor whites are a bigger problem then blacks.
Daniel Torres
Bump.
Camden Roberts
wow her eyes.
Austin Anderson
Dude, you stole my dog pic, I am Freddo + Doggo OP
Nathan Wood
Eliza McCartney is Kiwi crush.
Aiden Mitchell
Pls be my ai gf
Ethan Hernandez
>Poor whites are a bigger problem then blacks.
Owen Jenkins
Wait, they took Guam from us?
John Martin
>tfw stressed as fuck
Liam Nguyen
We aren't stopping there, bud.
Mason Allen
Georgia Ukraine Azerbaijan Moldova
Nolan Cruz
Fresh Doggo pic.
Isaac Johnson
>Poor whites are a bigger problem then blacks
Connor Carter
Where will we end up? EEA, Customs Union, or Council of Europe only?
Zachary Perez
>Mhairi
As someone who speaks some Irish Gaelic this triggers me. It's meant to be Mairi. Mhairi is a vocative/genative form and pronounced like "vari"
Elijah Richardson
I honestly reckon Council of Europe only.
Camden Robinson
>taboo topics >sex, religion and politics are taboo topics
???
Cameron Allen
Is this confusing on purpose?
Jordan Cox
Norman faggot your speaking my language
Camden Diaz
>the absolute state of those who fled to America
Cameron Harris
I can imagine this being true in some places.
All the nice white people realise the houses they bought years ago are now worth a fortune, and leave to escape a rough area.
Minorities buy the houses that are cheaper than average because of the poor neighbourhood but they are least respectable mortgage paying home owners.
Locality is now one where people cross the streets to avoid intimidating white youths.
John Cooper
Scots fucked up Irish with their Rabbie Burns speak the same way they fucked up English.
Truly False Gaels.
Brayden Sullivan
Bloody Gaels! They ruined Gaelic!
Matthew Barnes
Could you bomb Berlin again?
Bomber Harris?
Are you here?
Leo James
Save yourself Fritz.
Charles Ramirez
Scots are Gaels in the same way the English are Germanic.
Grayson Green
Ah so it's another Scotland v England thread.
Tfw you won the bonus ball of the lottery of life and were born Scottish
>Made the majority of the RN command, made most of the ships and cannon >Destroyed the White House >Won the second war of independence >Colonised and governed India >Beat the Spanish at trafalgar under Nelson >Scots regiments turned the tide at Waterloo >Militarism seen as a heroic deed and not a scoundrel's last resort (as it was in England) >Pioneers, missionaries, inventors, conquerors, rulers
Can't make this shit up
Thomas Evans
>>President of Slovakia says the V4 group will 'Veto' any deal with the UK that doesn't protect freedom of work >bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37396805
Absolute cunts. We shouldn't let these irrelevant countries threaten us like that
Ryan Flores
u fink that's gon do anfink but crash their ship harder and take us out more completely? dont wuwwy mayt
Hunter Jones
Fled to America 350 years after the fall of the kingdom.
We some slow runners here
Samuel Brown
pay up bitch boy
Carter Torres
Your women are hot
Owen Parker
Why is this thread so slow? Where is everyone?
Asher Ramirez
Why must you make us all look like tremendous cunts.
Carter Rodriguez
Pretty sure Mhairi Black is a lesbian my dudes
Ethan Kelly
who's watching songs of praise now
Andrew Stewart
OP put everyone off with his shit thread.
Charles Lopez
The next one will be better.
Aaron Cook
Favourite town in the UK?
Ryan Flores
>can't make this shit up Makes shit up
Alexander Bell
...
Robert Roberts
>Whatever happened to the central ground? >Britain is both Conservative and conservative >Britain is not left and right, but split into 8 political tribes
Which are you, Cred Forums? You for "Are Britain"? I'm free liberal myself desu.
Leftists not welcome here.
Michael Kelly
Mine :^)
Landon Perry
Post an attractive Anglo women. If you can.
Michael Evans
...
Jose Perez
fuck off you inbred nip this triggers you more than it does me buddy-o being a cunt to everyone else with impunity is the highest office of existence, cunt
Sebastian Smith
The link didn't work sorry guys can't post the test
Elijah Hughes
...
Jace Brown
>STOP PORTAYING US AS But we are.
Charles Smith
>tfw i've been to a few house parties with Mhairi Black
you don't want that sort of thing in your life, lad
Owen Thompson
NEW
Brandon Allen
Done.
She voted leave too.
Eli Parker
Do you still have contact?
Owen Myers
Fuck off
Adam Miller
Fuck this. Someone else make a new thread.
Samuel Howard
MECHA E C H A
What was she like?
Jace Rivera
NEW
Go here, sick of this bitter Scottish cunt
Oliver Ross
CAN WE HAVE A DECENT THREAD NOW?
I don't want any more of this shit
Jaxson Cooper
Yes delete your post pussy.
Angel Adams
Don't split the thread.
Parker Garcia
You're the one making dumb threads you know people don't like. Kill yourself.
Why are countries that don't want economic migrants in their country fighting tooth and nail to be economic migrants in ours?
Noah Thompson
...
Luke Clark
She's married to a Jew.
Caleb Hill
To
Justin Bailey
NEW THREAD
***IGNORE MHAIRI BLACK THREADS****
Josiah Anderson
I'd never really interact with her she was more a friend of a friend but I'm sure if the guy who knew her had another party she'd show up though. She's probably pretty worried about getting too messed up at stuff like house parties because everything she says that gets out of a party gets used against her
TOP tier youtuber desu If I'm remembering it right she turned up to the party I met her at in jogging gear with a bottle of vodka so nothing too out of the ordinary for people in Glasgow
