probably going to be convicted for having cp on my computer. first offense by life will basically be over if it happens.
need suggestions on quick, 100% effective ways to kill myself if need be. i'm in england so any poisons/drugs needs to be easy to get here.
sadly guns not an option.
i'm serious, but won't an hero immediately. just need too be prepped
Why don't you just destroy your hard drive? Problem solved.
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Destroy your computer
Call Clinton
She's good at deleting hidden files and not remembering what happened
Seriously, a little fire and some magnets make this a non-issue
>he clicked that shit, nigga
this
Put on a luchador costume. Go to the roof of at least a 10 story building. Try to bring the smackdown on someone on the pavement.
Don't diddle in your next life.
>need suggestions on quick, 100% effective ways to kill myself if need be
Start spreading dirt on Hillary Clinton
You have no sympathy from me m8
Killing yourself, all you need to do is blow up a mosque or a refugee camp with a suicide vest
Why the fuck do you have cp on your computer? Why should we help a pedophile to avoid prison? Why can't you figure out how to kill yourself without our help?
These are the real questions.
If laws are the same as they are in US
If they find a destroyed hard drive they will consider it destruction of evidence
It will do more harm than good
This too
Just publicly expose jews and hillary and you'll die within a week
Die scum leave the computer alone so others may know your shame.
Animeposter with his hundreds and thousands of prepubescent girl pictures is finally going down to where he belongs.
This. If you an hero at least take some faggots with you, maybe rape a bitch
why is there CP on your computer
and what did you do to make the authorities investigate you
"""""""""lose"""""""" your old hard drive and use a spare, don't tell them
destroy it in a location they won't look
or use thermite
Format and overwrite by filling the drive.
How the hell did you even get caught with that shit? Police must have had another reason to go through your HDD.
i think your looking for this
THIS
>one post by this id
this. make bongistan great again
That's only if they can still find other hard evidence. If they can't, then there's no evidence that you had evidence on your computer when you destroyed it.
Handful of sleeping pills and strong alcohol, you will not wake up from this nap.
Helium and a mask. Asphyxiation through an inert gas avoids the uncomfortable sensation of suffocation (hypercapnic alarm response) which is triggered by high volumes of carbon dioxide in the blood.
Easy, painless, and not messy.
Don't kill yourself.
You need to go to prison and have your ass raped
i think you mean this
this
sounds like you deserve everything thats gonna happen to you, atleast be useful to society for once and destroy a mosque
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>need suggestions on quick, 100% effective ways to kill myself if need be
Leak some DNC emails.
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kek
I hope you die, you fucking piece of shit.
BUT, destroy your hard drive. Magnets don't actually have the same effect as people suggest, you'd need to go full rambo on it, burn, crush, grind, weld, any destruction you can think of until you've got it all mashed up proper. Drive 150 miles and Bury that shit.
Baited for this exact response.
Gtfo jahans
Just convert to islam asap and tell it's part of your culture
You do know those pop-ups are fake right?
>if they find
>if
>UK's CP law
that can range from actual CP to feary porm
Go to jail. Proclaim your sins loudly. They'll take care of the rest.
go to the nearest pack of wild niggers and call them niggers, 100% guaranteed death
If anyone doesn't think 2016 Cred Forums isn't 2006-7 Cred Forums reincarnated, look no further.
Convert to islam and scream islamephobia the ((((media)))) will shill for you.
Get the fuck off of Cred Forums, pedo.
I hope you're thrown in prison forever.
Get fucked Ahmed
I'm sorry it had to come this far
>typing fbi.gov in the search bar
>White Knighting this hard