Trump General: Takeall Edition

>mfw Brock is out of scripts and is now pissing millions away having blue-haird nu-males shitpost on social media

what a quq

Trump will win.

They are getting desperate.
Pic very related.

The State of California

Hillary is cursed by Kek.

Trump will win.

first for intentional not terrorism

PAY DENBTS, JUAN

Any way I can convince someone to vote for Trump, even though they constantly believe the media and their lies?

Cruz found his way into the thread again

THE FIRST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE IS ONE WEEK FROM TOMORROW

Don Lemonz is starting to get those GRIDS wrinkles, like rapid aging and shit.

Has Don Lemonz contracted GRIDS???

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I think her appearance on Fallon will be aired tomorrow night.

Wonder if they'll be attacking Fallon again.

Plase Kek, feed me more happenings.

THE DELEGATES ARE ALL MINE

8 DAYS TIL DEBATES

Take them to a no-go zone in London.

Remember this? kek

Hillary could easily funnel tens of millions from the foundation if she wanted. She's trying to get email addresses.

We will win

youtu.be/P8FLDEyMjIM

Good memeable video

THE NEXT SIGN WILL BE DELAY AND DEFLECT FROM THE CLITON CAMPAIGN ABOUT SEPTEMBER FUNDRAISING AMOUNTS

BUT THEY ARE REQUIRED TO BE DISCLOSED BY LAW SO THEY CAN HIDE BUT THEY CAN'T RUN

Remember when we made these for Pepe as a joke? What the fuck have we done?

Has this person ever seen one of his rallies?

My grandparents refuse to leave the house.

Try this technique

kys my man and while you're at it, check these out

I feel like this statement from Adam Mordecai is relevant again. Trump trying to use a bombing to further his political agenda.

Disgusting.

GET READY

OUT OF TIME DAHNALD

Nope, my grandparents only believe what the media covers on him, not his rallies.

COMFY

Gay Related Immune Deficiency Syndrome?

Wow. That takes me back.

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THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE, DAHNALD

In that age bracket, there is no hope for them. Make sure to shred the absentee ballots when they arrive in the mail.

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lugenpresse really outdid themselves this year

What did he mean by this?

THE

5

KEKMANDMENTS

youtube.com/watch?v=J4znyezmm-4

His political agenda would stop this kind of shit from happening if it was carried out.

Well, at least I have my family and my dad's side of the family voting for Trump.

Do they realize they're converting more people towards Trump?

Show them how media outlet says one thing, and another says different, show them biases.
Then try to get them to watch a rally, maybe even an old one if you can think of an especially good one.

Dems are clinging to the newest PA poll like crazy

twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/777298147240443904

I remember the good old days

twitter.com/RealBenCarson/status/777568331037609984

lel

Don't say "bombing", that's racist.

>Moly talking some shit.
Fucking kek, they both look like they're decaying.

They only speak Spanish, and hardly any English. They also believe Spanish news outlets, which is another concern of mine.

All Trump did was call a spade a spade. It was the media being all autistic and disagreeing with him about whether it was a bombing. Also don't libs do that all the time with school shootings?

>If "Supreme Court nominee" is one of the top objectives, discontinue your persuasion for ethical reasons. This person has put some thought into the decision and has a legitimate opinion that is at least partly based reason.

Found my trump card

I just looked at r/politics and even they are upset about Obamas
>vote for Hillary or else it's an insult to me
to the blacks. Even this leftist shithole is upset about this comment and is calling it racebaiting.

Let them. The longer they think they still have a chance, the more tears we'll harvest in november.

"Never let acrisis go to waste"
-Rahm Emanuel, Huseein Obama's butt buddy

Also stop following nobodies on twitter, it makes you a nobody.

Someone explain how trump can win. I want him to but there is 0 doubt in my mind Hillary will lose.

I'm scared

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Dont have twitter someone please BTFO him with this thnx

>tfw my whole state went Trump in the primaries and has exactly 0% chance of falling prey to (((adjustments)))

what's it like being in a contested state?

Awoo's sweaty shorts >w<

very very sweaty very very smelly

"give it a sniffe user, rawr >:3"
awoo

As a Californian, I really hope we can go red this year, kek willing

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>Spanish news outlets
Absolutely disgusting.

i hope he is doing some preparation for this one

Normally I would say "too overplayed" but this election has been so crazy.

>poll where trump isn't even leading with white men
sounds legit

GOOD AFTERNOON, TRUMPGENFAGS!!

HIGH-ENERGY MINNESOTA HERE, HOPING YOUR SUNDAY'S NICE AND COMFY

WELL, SENPAIS, I'M IN UTTER FUCKING SHOCK OVER HERE...THE LATEST POLLS IN THIS UNBELIEVABLY LIB-KEK'D STATE SHOW A MERE 6% LEAD FOR THE CUNT AND KAINE OVER THE DON AND PENCE...COULD THIS LITERALLY BE HAPPENING, LADS?!? COULD MINNESOTA ACTUALLY GO RED IN NOVEMBER, ESPECIALLY AFTER WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY IN ST. CLOUD?!?

MAGA!!!!

Hillary is as good as dead. What will become of this one?

Shadilay, brothers.

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(((Mordecai)))

BANTZ
A
N
T
Z

*win

Shit

Each time I see a ":3" I die a little inside

All you brownsharts are going to pay when you lose
Everyone of you will get the chair and shaft your pants when you fry

I don't speak Australian. Better ask Huck.

You have to go back.

#SAVAGE

I'm assembling a misc. shitpost folder on Imgur to troll everyone who calls Pepe/Trump/The Alt. Right a Nazi with. I wish I could have been there for Cher's meltdown.

Well, they are Dominican, so take from that what you will. What's odd, though, is that my Dad's side of the family, who's Cuban, is going for Trump.

Hitlery would stroke out

There are a bunch of these that say Hillary will win lol

>M1A
Good luck hitting anything at range

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Yes high energy user
Why do you think they wanted to take him off the ballot?

They're probably looking at the internals and freaking out.

>new video
>was posted in the generals like 3 months ago

You suck OP

Latest polls say otherwise, thus far.

Go be a fag in a 2hu dress somewhere else.

Not true....I know at least 10 people over 60 are on the train and are based af.

Hey guys, did Trump address US fuckup with 62 killed syrian soldiers already? Want to hear his opinion about the subject.

>TRUMP ISN'T POPULAR GOYIM
>QUEEN YASSS IS JUST STRANGELY UNPOPULAR

twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/777216949482823680

johnsons at 14%?

I used to do it on purpose to annoy my friend
now I have a different friend who uses it on me but I think he does it unironically

That's fantastic. Also, are you married? Do you have children?
>also have another Trump card for you

POINT
EMERGING
PROBABLY
ENTERING

civil war soon???

>is that my Dad's side of the family, who's Cuban, is going for Trump.
Not odd at all. Cubans can see right through Hillary's socialist rhetoric.

If Trump is a master of "4D Chess" like you trump supporters say, why is he losing in the polls right now?

Oh yeah, i remember why. Because most decent people don't want a racist as president.

Actually I copied that from the Netherlands poster from earlier... it's not actually in the Trump General pastebin.

GIVE THE DELEGATES TO ME, DAHNALD

THEY ARE MINE

Shit, doesn't sound like much hope then, unless you can find something in Spanish for them, or a subtitled rally video.

Pence is a neocon...

He's no better than Hillary in the white house. Trump can easily get in an ((accident)), they can even blame Russia for it.

Trump lost when he picked Pence for VP

What's next for the Clinton Campaign?

Did I shit on your raifu user? There's no need to be upset

i don't even fucking understand why they are trying to spin the nyc bombing, what the fuck else is it. it was by definition a bomb.

That was some presumptuous and self-centered bullshit right there.

Pic related

These dubs say otherwise

I'm talking about "fixed" voting behaviors. If someone is over the hill and has historically voted democrat, there is no hope for them to change.

Cubano here

Odd to learn the haitians may be going big time for Trump, once they all learn how the clintons raped haiti while it had the crisis.

Trump doesn't drink. The premise of that graffiti is retarded.

>Alt right's dark army
>USE A FUCKING PICTURE DRAWN BY A NIP LIVING IN NIPLAND!

I didn't know the Japs were part of our army too...

The problem with my grandparents is that they are hardcore christians, and are hardcore Cruz missiles. They constantly are salty about Cruz losing, and would rather vote for Hillary. The ones I'm trying to convert to Trump, in case you're wondering.

They're that desperate, thats why.

Some real nice numbers you have there, lad

What, you don't like a

CUTE
U
T
E

Vicepresident?

>Dark army of racist trolls.
Me on the far left.

>i feel like

> Keep Calm

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Did you ever stop and asking them "why" they believe that Cruz is evangelical by any means of the imagination?

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Reminder: Shills were exposed to be desperate people paid pennies to post things they don't believe or even understand.

So sad.

Put potassium in the saline the next chance you get

Don't they know that Hillary hates christians?

>all these new world order loving rats backing the most evil candidate in history

Why can't clinton shills make their own general?
Oh, that's right.. it 404's in minutes.

>Carolla: Dr. Drew Scared of 'New World Order,' Refuses to Talk About Clinton's Health And "Jeopardize Career"

This is what future Hillary looks like, a total fascist, freedom hating bitch that wants to smash our country.

.000000001 added to your sportsbet account

GET YOUR GEM MINT TEN CRIPPLED AMERICA AUTOGRAPHED COPY FOR $99.99!

BE DIALING, PEOPLE! THIS IS A DEAL. WE WILL ALSO THROW IN AN AUTHENTIC IVANKA-LIKE BRACELET.

WE'RE GOING TO THROW IN A COPY OF HILLARYS NEW BOOK, TOO. ALL IN GEM MINT TEN CONDITION .

BE DIALING!

Everyone already knows about CTR and the (you)bucks

the poll doesn't even have individual state results

plus they oversampled democrats again

Many such cases.

DICKS OUT LADS
youtube.com/watch?v=lm2LfzD-9Rc

SCREENCAP THIS

MSM & Hillarly Campain confirmed on DefCon1.

CO, NH, WI, MI, NM, VA all of a sudden now being called "Battle Ground" states when they weren't supposed to be.

Hillary on suicide watch.

>Why can't clinton shills make their own general?
They tried that once. It was boring and gay

The point was to show that Hilldog is losing, badly.

>hardcore christians
Have you mentioned that Trump will aim to repeal the Johnson Amendment?

Nope, but thanks for the tip. I'll try this. I've tried to explain the crisis in Europe with refugees, and how Hillary will bring them here and Christianity will be replaced by Islam, but they refuse to listen.

INTERIA DON????

who is that based russian

Pence is from the anti-spending side of the party even if he's got a lot of the generic republican policies. Trump picking him is a sign that he's gonna reign in spending big time.

Here's the spiciest 20 I could find.
imgur.com/a/m9lcD

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Is there a rally today?

>paid pennies to post things they don't believe

Pretty sad life, tbqh

THAT WAS A DUMB MOVE BY OUR STATES' DEMS FOR SURE, MY FRIEND

I just can't believe this could actually happen...I almost wanna promise I'll take every TrumpGenfag out for milk and cookies like the late Andy Kaufman did for the crowd after that Radio City Music Hall show if The Don wins Minnesota in November

Such a strange time to be alive

Wow....................... this changes things.

Yes, but she doesn't believe it because CNN or FOX doesn't talk about it, according to her.

why the hell is he showing Trump book? Can u imagine trump wasting his time showing his shitty opponent book and giving them publicity?

>bedhead

What time was that appearance?

He has never done a rally on a Sunday, would probably be a bad idea (Evangelical voters).

Tell them that with Trump, mothers will again be able to stay home with their children, patriarchy will come back. That's a good one because the bible is very patriarchal. He will also stop this ridiculous transvestite, 32-gender nonsense.

LUL

>projected winner
I SHIGGY DIGGY

Reminder: Brit shills were exposed to be compensated with online gambling/betting credits. You know how Eurotrash is addicted to gambling.

So sad.

Also, some of the shill posters were revealed to be outsourced Pajeets.

UK LOVES DONALD TRUMP. YOU CAN DO IT!

Checked
This is my map too but have RI a shade lighter blue

"Gas the kikes, race war now"-Hillary clinton

Reminder that Hillary is so ill she is having to use greenscreen to do her rallies.
youtube.com/watch?v=9g-c7aSIzc8

>NY red but not VA
Have faith user

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

oh no I wasn't criticizing you

I was criticizing yougov

I should have made it lighter as well.

How can one become a shill? I need them quick buck

For the Tennessee democratic primary. She won TN.

Yeah YouGov has been fucking up since far before Brexit.

Switch Massachusetts with Connecticut plz

around 10 or 11 pm I believe

>Trump argued with Sean Hannity before the Iraq War on whether to do it .
Trump seems more godlike by the day

I think you need to be in Virginia.

Go to the local gay bar. There you will receive the info.

I'm going to pray but Kaine is a problem

Nah, it was accidental terrorism. Those poor Muslims didn't MEAN to have their bombs go off.

Admittedly it was kind of late, but those eyes too mane. She looks totally zonked, and it played that way all moring in the FB news story comments.

I haven't seen or heard Trump's response to ISIS attacks yesterday. Where is he?

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But that's haram brother

>Clinton campaign is ded
>Clinton herself might actually be ded
>We're not even at the first debate yet

Not even a Trumpnigger but this is glorious. God bless America lads

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>bossy jew being bossy

Democrats typically move volunteers from MA to the rest of New England due to MA being safe. If MA is at risk their ground game collapses in SIX states.

>he isn't
>winning

Nate Mud everyone

I think the premise is that the ausposter who does that shows his full Trump support after a few drinks. It doesn't have anything to do with Trump drinking.

Wew this is some heat.

oh shit those sour grapes must be pinching the sides of his tongue pretty badly now

has he reach Plywood yet

>explosion in NYC
>Trump gets shitted on for claiming it was a bomb
>turns out it WAS a fucking bomb
>communist mayor of NYC says it was "intentional act", not terrorism
>turns out it WAS terrorism

I expect Trump to go up in the polls after this

All you fucking drumpf brownsharts shouldn't even be allowed to use the Internet

Thanks dad.
We'll do it together.
We'll make this dream last forever.

I want to believe. But my crystal ball says otherwise

geraldo rivera called it "terrorist vandalism"

Checked.

May Kek smite him with eternal baldness.

Hillary unironically worships a demon from the Bible and there is an email to prove it. Just tell them that.

Checked.

nice quads lad

He didn't age for 20 years now he's withering away

Kaine was a cock sucker and I haven't seen him being VP swaying anybody's opinion in my area. NOVA's pretty much going to determine whether we go red or blue, just like last time, and unfortunately you know NOVA's a haven of niggers and muslims.

CTR is flailing again.

On a lighter note...Jebcore was amazing....I bought these magnificent creatures as a reminder at a garage sale for $1
please rate

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Hillary is the real fascist.
Hillary silences the Truth.
Trump puts an end to the LIES.

Stay mad, faggot.

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So she was already passed out before the nightly news.

I played it all the way through. She sounded drugged, and the statement was mechanical. Like Mook told her "just say first responders and investigators. Just stick to that. You can't sundown if you just stick to two words. Now read them back to me."

>she's a witch! a vicious snake!

>she will nuke the world to get revenge on Bill for Monica!

We're racists, not bigots.

Epic – Donald Trump Media Buzz Interview – Topic: The Failed State of U.S. Journalism…
>theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/09/18/epic-donald-trump-media-buzz-interview-topic-the-failed-state-of-u-s-journalism/

youtu.be/9ECGEJHsdOo

They apparently pay the same rate as mechanical turk, so just do that instead. It is more ethical.

Checked my man

DO NOT BE SURPRISED WITH POSSIBLE 2 DIGIT LEAD IN LA TIMES TRACKING AFTER THIS

Trump looks rightly presidential. Hillary looks sleepy and zonked, Her campaign shills look desperate and out of touch.

>Obama "im black. vote for the white woman. I command you"
>George Stphaphouadouppuld "le racist smug frog"
>Pedo Kaine "birther birther birther birther"

>>A jew says using the pain of others is grotesque

Those are actually kinda cool looking. Little jelly.

Maximum kek

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> muh racism

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Virginia'
>blue

I want to believe. The whites are going to show I'm pursuing the blacks don't

At this point:

People's Pundit Daily: Trump +5

LA Times: Trump +7

Both of these polling groups have historically been very accurate.

NEW POLL: TRUMP POPULARITY RISES (IT DOESN'T)

Are green man suits next?

>losing

Do you mind getting a source so I can show them with their own eyes?

Yes. She has to sleep a lot. It's funny because she had a "3 am" commercial about how the CiC has to be ready to handle a crisis in the middle of the night. Everything she does makes her look worse and worse.

Call immigration

Nice turtles for some nice dubs
11/10

Also should've bought 3, so you had 1 for each of Jeb's delegates

what the heck is happening on twitter

WHY DONALD TRUMPS JR. DAUGHTER IS WEARING PEPE COVERED PANTS

When are we getting another PA poll?
The last one shows Clinton ahead but doesn't even have Trump leading amoung White Male, so I don't really trust it.

Yeah I like how Nate Mud wants to pretend like this isn't true now.

Those are actually pretty cool.

Shame that the Jebcore genre didn't get the breakthrough it deserved, it had so much potential.

Don't think he can do that, unless the entire media starts reeing about MUH RUSSIA.

Don't worry, my family's legal.

My mistake.

"Saul Alinsky"
"Lucifer"

What do you think will happen with Nate Fiberboard after the election?
Will he have any hair left?

Confirmed the poll Jew is sour and salty

Interesting. I would not have picked up on that.

he's a Cred Forums satirist with the handle name of a real jew

No but I'm sure he will. Obama's fuckups are gold to Trump's campaign.

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but it is, and has been for months
pastebin.com/nygxu29R
>Trump Triumphant
youtu.be/RCUZ8w4Du2U

>implying anyone reads OP

>NovaKaine
>Numb to the pain

parody account?

Kek Nate Feces going to lose his shit november

>With fingers crossed, the old rabbit's foot out of the box in the attic, I will be sacrificing a chicken in the backyard to Moloch.

wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/14333

>That new video

What poll was it that showed a Trump spike and a severe Clinton fall today?

>when i hear a brotha imply the Wicked Witch of The West is equally likeable as Hillary

Also, I'm in Emerald City and all I see are Oz and Tin Man signs. Can Dorothy even win without the Emerald City? Should we just stop now?

Checked again
Also I think NJ is a toss up. Girl is from NJ and just got back from visiting family and said it's full on Trump there. Polls starting to show it too.
NJ always wants to be NY so I can see them flipping for Trump where they hated Rmoney

pretty :3

Hey guys, haven't been in a trump general in a week.

MAKE CONNECTICUT FUCKING GREAT AGAIN

>Fiberboard
my fucking sides

Just (((google))) or bing "wikileaks email moloch chicken" and it will probably come up.

Are those the plums the raccoons sing about in Pom Poko?

good catch

Already got it, thanks.

Nate will return to the cosmos as Hydrogen where his soul can be at rest.

youtube.com/watch?v=Rt7VIIj6YQQ

found this random video on my yt page

BLACK VOTE CONFIRMED

in comments some black guy called black voters dumb negroes for hillary lol.

your singles say no

FUTURE DEPLORABLE!!!

Nate Estradiol? what about him

joke or real?

Please do not stare at little girls pants.

What a bunch of salty faggots
>Media Matters’ Boehlert: There Might Be ‘Payback’ From Press Against Bully Trump…
breitbart.com/video/2016/09/17/media-matters-eric-boehlert-there-might-be-payback-from-the-press-against-trump/

Timothy Kalyegira @TimKalyegira 5m5 minutes ago
Black voters now starting to prefer Donald Trump to Hilary Clinton: nypost.com/2016/09/18/black-voters-are-turning-from-clinton-to-trump-in-new-poll/ … What black magic is Trump using on people???
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It's sad that Maine will actually go red this time but not Vermont, because every bit of trash from all over the United States moved to Vermont and destroyed it.

Today I deleted my fap folder of a girl after having a long conversation about why she's such a stupid cunt for supporting Clinton.

Felt good.

Barron Trump is Kek's Earthly Vessel

This time, it's personal.

>T-Trump isn't even p-popular everyone just hates Hillary that's all ;_;

Fucking lugenpresse.

>Payback from the press
What else could they do? They've called him Hitler and the devil already.

Oh shit

Haitian President Exposes Clinton Foundation: "Hillary Clinton Tried To Bribe Me!"
>zerohedge.com/news/2016-09-17/haitian-president-exposes-clinton-foundation-hillary-clinton-tried-bribe-me

What if he gives new scientific insights by disintegrating into subatomic particles not known before?

URGENT: WE MUST GET THIS TO THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN

nytimes.com/2016/05/11/us/politics/hillary-clinton-aliens.html

One of Hillarys main attacks lately has been hitting trump for "Pushing conspiracy theories". In fact she uses the word conspiracy theory a lot. Its her main defense on everything pretty much. From her health, to her emails, to any leaks that happen. This link is a tactical nuke level counter to that. How can someone criticize someone on conspiracy theories, when they have campaigned on promising info on Area 51 and UFOs?

newfags GET OUUUT
REEEEE

>Payback for getting bullied into giving Medal of Honor vets coverage
Fucking faggots.

>didnt dump it here first
lame tbqh

Then fuck those lazy sonic pieces of trash for not assimilating.

FUCK YOU THIS IS MY DREAM, I WILL BLOW HOT CUM IF THIS HAPPENS

Not even hiding the fucking favortism anymore I guess

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I'm really considering dressing up as a frog for Halloween if I get invited to a costume party.

Someone pls Maga this pic

All they can do is try to not cover him, but they always will

One day, we will shut their...
They can starve him of coverage, but he drives their ratings so they'll just triple down and though this seems preposterous, lie even more.

My Mom's side of the family, to be correct. My dad's side of the family and my mom herself have all adapted, even though my grandparents of my dad's side only speak Spanish, my grandfather still works.

Literally what could they say that hasn't been said before?

>if i get invited

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>youtube.com/watch?v=3mILSIyBKLs

>Trump stumped someone so hard scientists needed to come up with a new classification of sub-atomic particles to describe Nate "Formerly known as Silver".
And they say Trump isn't a god.

>Hillary so incompetant she cant bribe the leader of a literal banana republic

WTF I (unironically) love black people now.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WE IN FOR A NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Fucking Richmond is getting pretty bad too. No where near as many muzzies but the negroids and dumb fuck college kids have progressively ruined the city

Yep, don't actually eat these alone, taste good halved and put into cheap beer, soju or vodka but terrible otherwise.

Yeah its surprising aint it.

The support is real.

>Illary surge
what kind of meme is this

I work in a company that might hold such a party, there is hope for me.

>DRUMPF TRICKED US into reporting that veterans, medal of honor recipients, and gold star families endorsed him, something we would give wall-to-wall coverage if it were Clinton, THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT WILL HAVE CONSEQUENCES REEEEEEEEEEEE

They'll think of something.

Richmond is a stinking shithole. Is there still the oily, rainbow-y film on the top of tap water?

jr likes to send messages its not that you dirty cunt.

an (((adjusted))) one

They (((adjusted))) the (((polls)))

New thread here:

I haven't looked at it in detail but I'm guessing something like 65% dem 10% r 25% i, excluding millenials ,and mostly women.

Just flat out tell them that they're being incredibly childish.

I mean think of it

>hurr Imma vote for my enemy because my guy didn't win the primary
>even though my enemy is pro abortion, anti-christian, anti-white, etc.
>even though my only real beef with Trump is that he maybe isn't humble enough (seems to be the common gripe among christians)

There's really no convincing such a person without addressing the elephant in the room that is their childish petulance.

Have you mentioned that Hillary will bring Muslims who want to kill them?

Zhirinovsky

real.

Fuck that first video ear fucked me to goosebumps

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KEKd

>Clinton sidelined due to a bout of pneumonia that caused her to hastily leave an event.
The cucks won't even say it was the 9/11 memorial anymore. It's now "an event"