Hmmmm really maeks you think

>tfw no gf

:(

I'm sure it's nothing but pure coincidence.

>tfw just lost gf

>tfw gf isn't Cred Forums approved

GET THE FUCK OUT

It's always justa pure and simple coincidence, you'd have to be a pure conspiracy theorist to believe it. Nevermind that no one can actually explain WHY there is a fine in the first place.

>European court doesnt verdicts in favour of apple on the Samsung Galaxy controversy
>USA VW scandal happens immediately after
>EU fines apple
>US fines DB

It is financial banter m8

But why can't yuros handle the banter??

>tfw you can't remember the last time your wife treated your cock that way

wew

Stop being a little baby bitch who wants his wife/mommy/matriarch to GIVE him cummies. Take whats yours a few times and sit back to marvel how she bends over backwards to gain just a few grunts of approval from you.

>tfw you have never had your cock treated that way

She's really bad at eating a banana.

This is true

People who aren't rough with women are basically trying to be cheated on

I remember the last time your wife treated my cock that way.

nose ring 0/10

She objects and gives me the cold shoulder when I try this

look at the throat

>she

because you already established yourself as beta and your advances are pathetic

Merkel wants her army now.

>>she
I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

Okay so how do I remedy the situation?

Milking the german autism is the only reason you kept us alive and started controlling us via puppetmasters

>Deutsche Bank
google.ca/finance?q=ETR:DBK

they're going down, closed at -8% on Friday, should be terrible on Monday, this will be the happening we've all been waiting for, 60 trillion in derivative exposures

It's a woman! fuck this fucking webshit

Such a fake forced smile. Why even bother

This bitch screams Reddit

Nobody wears a Portal shirt that isn't screaming for attention

kys. I'm afraid it's the only way.

yup. We also used the CIA to create the pan-Europe no boarders meme. ;^)

What do you think is gonna happen when they fail? is Europe kill?

Boo hoo. She's your wife. Take what is yours. Im not even married to the girl i routinely force myself on. The ONLY times she was anything besides gratious and obendient afterwards are when i go soft halfway through due to intoxication and she's left unsatisfied. That is fixed the next day by spanking her for being mouthy about it and then fucking her into submission and rubbing her face in the puddle she has left.

Tldr. Take what is yours, and do not appologize or ask permission. Simply keep going and if she is only verbally resisting completely ignore her objections. If she is physically resisting make eye contact and tell her this is what you want and are going to take it, and then restrain her hands while you grope her ass or her breast. She will either submit, or escalate in resistance and if its the latter than you have bigger problems in you relationship than her not touching your penis.

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probably but she's a major qt

More like
> US fucks over VW
> EU fucks over Apple in return
> Now murricunts like the butthurt babies they are unable to comprehend that someone stood up to their bullshit fucks over DB

>Take what is yours
inb4 rape charges

Don't do this, she will file rape charges on you.

What really makes me think is... that there are thread derailers in here.

Good observation user.

More like
>USA threatens to destroy euro economy via DB

don't mess with the best

Because Germany is in charge of the EU

I'm glad I got the trapposters desu they helped bump thread.

I can't tell who is worse, the EU or Apple. If they could both be burned down that would be great.

Oh hey, everyone in the thread is talking about dickgirls.

ugh what the fuck it still has the skin on that's fucking gross

If you're gonna fellate a banana at least peel it jesus christ

wew lad a bump is a bump

Though I'm more interested in proxy wars because they're easier to read

If DB falls so does your economy too.
Or are you retarded enough the 50 trillion $ derivatives are exclusively in the european market?

*retarded enough to believe

So hard to pick sides when a government extorts money from a multinational

It was easier when it was government vs government

thats how you get thrown in jail, men dont have rights.

that said my wife cant get enough of me for 4 years now so user must just be doing something wrong

Eh, Japan, Korea, Taiwan, and the whole eurozone all had crises and none of them cause a recession in the US.

Look up US GDP based on international trade, it's hilariously small.

This is a wymin r-right

europe is kill btw: cnbc.com/2016/07/15/deutsche-bank-a-ticking-time-bomb.html

>tfw me too

What's her name? I can never remember.

>please be legal

Yeah sure lets assume they just have 20% in the US thats still 10 trillion.
More than fucking enough to kill a few big companies and a few middle size ones in the blink of an eye.
And no, there was never a crisis that would come close to DB collapsing(reminder outside of JP Morgan there is no other other bank that has as much derivatives as DB).

I don't remember, but she always triggers autists on this board.

id sex her

>10 trillion

regardless, take a look at the impact of the yourpoor crisis on the US economy.
tradingeconomics.com/united-states/gdp-growth

I seriously doubt we'll have much of a problem.

what, would you prefer an all-out normie?

Don't get me wrong, she's cute, but I wouldn't go after that on principle.

>totally looks like a trap

Sauce? Who is she? Trap?

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It isn't a coincidence, but it isn't a fucking conspiracy

let me lay it out for you

>Come the 2008 financial crisis, the US DoJ witch hunt begins
>The vast majority of US banks manage to bargain out or bail out, the ones that don't just fail, like Lehman brothers
>European banks aren't quite so lucky, primary among them the largest bank in EU at time, Deutsche bank
>DOJ spins up a case against Deutsche, but turns out they're in pretty deep financial shit at home with looming Eurozone Crisis, so DoJ bargains with EC and backs off
>Fast forward a few years
>Ireland has been giving tax breaks to major International corporations to attract tech sector jobs to the country. they've acutally been fairly successful
> These tax breaks prevent other EU countries from attracting tech jobs as effectively (supposedly)
>Countries go whine to mother merkel and the EC
>Countries bring suit against Ireland to force them to change tax policy, and levy tax fine agaist Apple for "Unpaid taxes"
>US DoJ get revenge by reopening case against Deutsche Bank

so not a conspiracy. that's all pretty much public knowledge.

This is different from a bank having invested a metric fuckton in the US market.
If you think someone desperatly pulling several trillions out of your market dosent affect you in any way you are clearly delusions.

>10 Trillion
To be honest this number is very likely a low ballpark estimation. Its very likely that they put even more into the us market as it is generally the market to invest.

*delusional

Fucking auto correct

I'd tell you to kill yourself Hans, but that's against he Quran

>tfw never got a GF

>10 trillion
>USA gdp is almost 17 Trillion

The 2008 collpase INSIDE the USA caused a loss of ~0.3 trillion. You seriously think a collapse a continent away will be 30x the cost of one inside our country??

>ywn be an arborist living in the shadow of Mt. Hood
>ywn live in a cozy farming community in the mountains
>ywn spend each evening watching the purple light of the sunset gradually fade away while sitting on a rocking chair

mfw never had a GF

>tfw 26 and never went on a date.

Have bin ever since GDP.

Imagine JP Morgan collapsing.
Thats the ballpark DB plays in (but DB dosent really have the backup money JP has).

Reminder that DB still owns a fuckton of your rotten MBS from your 2008 crisis that they didnt trash(just like alot of other europeans banks unlike your american banks), which also softened the impact of the crisis.

>Imagine JP Morgan collapsing.
Thank god.

We had Bear Sterns, Goldman, and a half dozen others collapse and we were just fine.

>tfw single for the last 4 years
>tfw there are only liberal and commie womyn on this island
>tfw you find out that the single qt cashier is pro-refugee, a potential coalburner and a commie voter

I just want off this ride already.

>everyone whose married telling me that staying single is a good idea

>with dead eyes, saying masturbation is cheaper and safer for my generation

>"never put your dick in crazy, no matter how good she feels."

Why can't people just use porn?

>Cyprus
>MGS5

suace?

>Why can't people just use porn?

I don't know m8, you're the ones who created porn, you tell me.

>tfw no mgs6
>tfw konami is ruining everyting
>tfw i realized that MGS is dead and will stay dead forever
>mfw they announce MGS Survive and MGS3 Pachinko edition

The phantom pain is real.

>America created porn

How is Cyprus?

Okay, (((they))) created porn.

Overflowing with refugees. Hot weather. Turkroaches being turkoraches.

It's shit.

wew it's fucking ancient look at the filename

Usually butchering of a series doesn't bother me because they can't touch the past
But 5 was killed half way through man
It's like they pulled the controller out of my hands

>Woman already unhappy in her marriage
>Try to rape fantasy with her to re-spark the relationship
>She files for divorce and tells everyone in court you tried to rape her
>She gets 75% of your money for the rest of your life

Goldman "collapsed"? eh? They seems to be still around...

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare

>But 5 was killed half way through man

This. What a terrible way to end the series.

You telling me this is another nail in Merkel's coffin? Awwright.

>westerners can't even fuck their wives whenever they want without being cucked by the government

KEK and you all say we live in a dictatorship.

Even worse, the Department of Justice is going to take that $14b and give it to Marxist activist groups.

she has nudes.

NO SHE DEOSN'T SHE IS PURE AND PERFECT

My god, was right. You're so autistic it hurts.

wow two numbers are kind of similar, but not really

Got proof?

REEEE STOP THIS SLANDER

They should put some eyes or something on that shit. It looks unsettling with a blank face like that.

>>>Go back, you fucking retard.

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