Oh shit Cred Forums I just received this email

Oh shit Cred Forums I just received this email

What do?

...

put your tea bag in her

Show the rest of the goddamn email faggot

Delete it.
In fact, wipe the server with a cloth.

Donate and go all the way to fifth base after meeting her

Send her daily dose asap

>wanting to fuck ivanka
You drumpf supporters are revolting and anti woman

click on it

>not being anti-woman
Women are horrible. Who the fuck would be pro-women other than a woman?

Can you ask her if I can come please, mate?

1. I-I don't drink coffee though. Only tea. Should I let her know or would that be too impolite?

2. N-not sure if I can stay in the same hotel room with her. What if she knows I'm a kissless virgin? ;_;

3. Dubs decide what I should tell her to help the campaign.

Look 'er right in the eye lad and say "Tea, stirred not shaken"
Instantly cum all over her face

you bastard

/thread/

>Dubs decide what I should tell her to help the campaign
Memes, lad. Tell her about the memes.

I bet you fell for ads like "hey, you live in anonymous proxy too? wanna meet up?"

>ignore message
>close curtains
>hide under duvet

Problem solved!

I get the same spam too.

I actually tried to unsubscribe but they kept coming....

gdi a brit won the hot grill contest.

WHERE DO I SIGN UP FOR THAT ?

>ywn ejaculate in Ivanka's jew spawner

Ive unsubscribed 4 times and I keep getting Trump spam. Even reported him as a spammer twice. I'm getting sick of it. He's almost lost my vote.

Did you actually win the contest?

give her your credit card information and social security number; just ignore that she's located in Lagos, Nigeria

rape her

That's your email provider or spam filters fault, not Trump's. Do a better job of filtering.

show her your rarest pepes

Tell her that Trump should resolve to be to Cred Forums what Hillary is to the Communists - the moderate face slowly pushing the overton window towards the vanguard.

And remember to constantly call her "Racial Comrade".

where the fuck do we sign up for this contest faggot

they send emails out if you've contributed.

but they send out alot of them, so watch out

i still contribute tho, doesnt bother me

they sent out an email saying you could have lunch with trump jr. if you contriuted liek $3 or more, and they seem to have done it with ivanka 2-3 times

Trump is literally whoring out his own daughter for money.

wew, so its basically a scam, right?

You don't have to donate to enter. There's a page on his campaign site to sign up.

well he already popped her cherry so might as well squeeze anything left from her right?

>you will never have a daughter willing to go on dates with random guys to make you President

Dustin, you's a brit doe

y-you too

I changed my mind

plz be my ai gf

They laid it on way too thick.

"I'll let you know,"

kek

...

They said they'd cover the trip, hopefully they meant international and not domestic.

faggot detected

Tell her Trump should take more advice from Cred Forums because we are heralds of the ancient Egyptian primordial frog god of darkness and bringer of light, Kek.

>What if she knows I'm a kissless virgin?
Oh she'll know

fuck her right in the pusseh

I never got this email but I've seen other people post it on Cred Forums.

I want to meet ivanka

C'mon Dustin, do you really think they'll fly you out if you can't vote?

Fake and gay

...

>tfw no coffee date with ivanka

>Let's make it happen

Not OP here, just an Ivanka aficionado. Trump better fly my ass out there, I've given him tons of money in merchandise indirectly.

GIVE HER THE TEA.

>yawn
What the fuck is that shit. We speak English on Cred Forums.

There's a wide gulf between "wanting to have consentual sex" and literally anything else. But you already knew that.

Canada please

You
Will
Never

We need to get Trump to acknowledge the NEET problem....it would help others with kissless virgin syndrome.

Tell her that nude calendars can be classy and tasteful

tfw

She is inviting hundreds of us for a massive orgy

>a woman having a coffee is the same as a woman having sex for money

kill yourself, Paki scum.

Literally nigger speak. Do you feel physically sick when you have to type out full words?

Justin, get out.

lol you can't

I read the rules and you have to be in the US

>a bunch of NEETs go to the Trump Tower for coffee with Ivanka Trump

Every day it's something better

tell her to shove that paid maternity leave bullshit up her ass, and to stop trying to liberalize her dad

First

hey i got it too!
what a whore! I am now a CruzMizzzzzzile

but it's been used excessively on Cred Forums for years, how does anyone who comes here regularly not know what it means

>win the contest
>Go out for the coffee or tea
>Convince/charm/roofie her into having sex with you
>As you climax shout "Donald Trump made pussy great again to the heavens.
>Be a hero to the masses

>impliying the faggots gib a fuck about womans

Nice bait.

Print out some smug pepes like some other anons where doing here. Make sure you give her some RARE PEPES

If it was coffe with trump himself would you consider that sexual in any way? You guys are literally being sexist. This is why we have such low support. Trump had the right Idea by appealing to woman and minority. The Jews and Muslims are our real enemies.