Savage Old School Trump

Anyone have other old school rekts by the lord himself? This is one of my favorites.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA

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kek

his Lord Sugar discourse was very amusing

I love this one

>i fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision

6000000/10 holocausted

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>Why her former husband left her for a man

Fucking savage.

OY VEY

Fucking rekt

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wtf I hate trump now

>Anyone have other old school rekts by the lord himself?

He rekt anthony weiner quite hard

I wish

>weiner

best

what an absolute bro

Classic from the Cher feud.

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anyone have the golf one?

I fucking hate russell brand and his drug dead eyes with their permanent thousand yard stare.

Also he's a communist faggot

stop posting fake ones, you fags

For me this will always be his magnum opus.

holy kek savage

That was pretty shit considering al waleed made 20 billion using a 300,000 dollar loan from his dad compared to trump's 4 billion using a 1 million dollar loan.

he really is one of the great comic minds of our time.

True bantzmaster

Is she our girl?

how can this man NOT become the next president?

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subtle.

I like it.

haha rekt hard

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BTFO this thread was a good idea.

BEADY

Funny, but it's literally just celebrity shitstirring and gossip. Max bluepill

>stone cold (cont)
Thank you Mr. Trump

I hope he continues the bantz after become president. This must happen. We must have our meme POTUS!

ahahahaha

>stone cold (cont)

Holy shit that's perfect

wtf is trump
he was once hated by this woman and now she goes and does this
there is no way he won't win this november

You already had one. Nixon was the original meme president.

FUCKING REKT

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Holy shit is this one legit?

Reagan had some pretty nice bants too if I remember

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Is that really so hard to understand?

Literally who

Looking forward to the meetup between Trump and our own Emperor Moonbeam. I will tune in for that.

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no it's perfect. He's humiliating them, as they should be

Fuckin rekt

Nixon is literally on tape shitting on the jews. Based Milhouse.

please be real

GOD BLESS YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP

shut the fuck up leaf. an oligarch in a theocratic monarchy rich in oil, slavery, and state ownership makes money hand over fist? WEW

lel

i was supporting him for destroying neocons, bushes, clintons and his policy direction
but the bantz alone would be worth it.
>just bombed ISIS into the stone age. weak!

yes

i fucking love trump's writing style

women respect u after u put them in their place. he passed the shit test.

He's the Shakespeare of insults

Kek bless you.

Most of his money came from investing in citi bank

praise kek and lord trump

this may be his best ever

i laugh every time i see it

Confirmedp

Russel Brand needs to be gassed and ovened.

Donald the Trump is going to win for President of the US and A
>Donald the Trump is going to win for President of the US and A
Donald the Trump is going to win for President of the US and A
>Donald the Trump is going to win for President of the US and A
Donald the Trump is going to win for President of the US and A
>Donald the Trump is going to win for President of the US and A
Donald the Trump is going to win for President of the US and A
>Donald the Trump is going to win for President of the US and A

Rekt beyond recognition

someone post his letter to mark cuban after marks show got canceled

youtube.com/watch?v=d32577Hom08

Old but still a classic

You know how? Majority rule. The great people are rarely over 30% and they just can't win in this system. This is the black pill.

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This

found it

lol

LEAVING NO SURVIVORS

hes eternally butthurt

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>@barackobama

Pretty sure Obama's twitter handle is @POTUS

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Trump BTFO fedora tippers

he has both, @barackobama is his political campaigning account

lol is that shooped?

He's got two accounts.

bwahahaha

Thanks, lads

>implying the north didn't fall for the 4 score meme in the late 1800s

It actually happened, by far my favorite.

im convinced russell breathes through his teeth, 99% of any footage he's in, he's baring his teeth like some kind of fuckin freak

I can't support the shitposter in chief anymore than I already do

>I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man

Did Trump just step out of the closet right there?

Thank god.

Cant stand Penn who claims he is a "libertarian"

The guy owns the biggest Satanic library in the world in case anyone here didn't know.

This is honestly going to be the best part of a trump presidency. The liberal tears and donald's bantz.

Think about how butthurt the media was over Dubya Bush. And he was a milquetoast "compassionate conservative" who was still a globalist shill. Remember how they were freaking out 24/7 about him and trying to make every petty little thing into a controversy?

It's going to be like that but 1000x stronger. It's going to be a constant flow of liberal butthurt. They're going to be screaming at their news prompters and writings NYT articles in all-caps.

And the best part? Previous presidents tried to look "above it all" by just ignoring all the media shilling. But Trump would absolutely respond to these media kike faggots and bantz them all to hell. Making america great again by day, and shitposting on twitter by night. It's going to be great. Believe me.

My fuckin kek

No.

what u mean

>tfw our history textbooks will be filled with trump's tweets

>I hope he continues the bantz after become president. This must happen. We must have our meme POTUS!

Yeah I personally cant wait.

The bantz towards the Saudis, Merkel, Junker and other NWO figures are going to be top notch.

I hope Trump and the Shia cause an uprising in Saudi Arabia and the Saudis get lynched in the streets by Arabs.

he knows

>almost 10k agreed obama is the worst president
boy, obama didn't think this through

The future is bright for our children

Yes!

My favourite.

He lays on heavy insults and then dusts a low level insult on top, it's beautiful

This is amazing

Top fucking kek

this is hysterical!

>Combat with a 'C'

>mfw imagining that cunt spitting out his tea and losing his monocle

Fake

Tay-tay uses a dark black or green bag

Imagine president trump tweeting this. Would be glorious

Being anti-PC was the biggest selling point for me, originally. The SJW thing has gotten so ridiculous it has made him necessary. That is extended to their sympathies for terrorists and freaking out over a bomb being called a bomb.

hahaha fuck

This is true.

It's the "Dopey Sugar" that gets me every time

There is definitely something about his twitter writing style that has a charm about it

Is this really fucking real?

Fucking annihilated

>They're going to be screaming at their news prompters and writings NYT articles in all-caps
Yes we can!

Reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=8_KNAoWXv0g

Better
youtu.be/8_KNAoWXv0g?t=1m12s

Well, Georgia's turning blue.

>posting this cuck apologist

fuck off marinara sauce nigger

>I'd like to take some money out of her fatass pockets

LOL

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I know he's a cuck you sharter, this isn't about that.

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lmfao

>Sir, the President just called
>He wanted me to send you this message

kek irl

>goofball atheist
hahahahaha

pure gold

I've heard of this guy before but never watched him. He's a faggot ass cuck.

>hurr durr why do we give old people discounts and privileges just because their old, it's not fair!!!!!

They get senior discounts because it's assumed they live on a tight budget and it's too let them enjoy their golden years as they wait to die.

But of course a cuck, atheist, hater would hate letting people enjoy their lives.

Kek's balls, that made me laugh hysterically

This tweet is the quintessential reason I registered republican and voted for his ass in the primaries.

It's the same reason restaurants run kids eat free promotions: to get more customers to eat there. Guy is a tool.

Shakespeare was the Shakespeare of insults 2bh lad

And here's another poopiepants missing the point

>hater
GTFO

This one is good

Instead of letting a cuck speak for you, be a big boy and state your own thoughts pasta fazool.

Legend

His gimmick is that he's a loudmouth idiot.

That's been his gimmick for a decade.

Kill yourself you filthy ape

Is this real? Can't find proof.

Holy shit who corrected this. Thank you for putting a question mark for something rhetorical and a comma for something that doesn't need one.

Trump is America's spirit animal

>tfw you saw a hilarious tweet that would sink Trump but won't post it

checked

>I've heard of this guy before
>for a decade.

Teenagers pls go

Wait, that's an actual tweet?

The man's fucking vicious.
My only two wishes are that he wins the election and the unfiltered bantz resume immediately after.

I wasn't invited in a Penn and Teller show, I even left the time for people with short attention spans.
In the program they say his problem with old people is that they smell and it disgusts him imagining them fucking, completely ignoring his actual argument, then to prove old people don't smell they wash them and make people smell them. What the fuck is wrong with them? They also accuse him of being disrespectful and proceed to make fun of old people in the same episode.
It's a nice summary of the entirety of their programs. Editing everything and be smug about how dumb they made it sound, then proceed to debunk non-arguments and ignore the actual ones.

PRAISE HIM

Also I'll try to go to sleep so I won't respond.

Trump is our generation's William Carlos Williams

twitter.com/cher/status/777192318172405760

I love how Cher always replaces ''Trump" with "Toilet"

I really *REALLY* like this thread

>@laurasgoldman
>goldman

Pure coincedence

>a comma for something that doesn't need one
Took me a second

HOLY FUCK THAT'S ACTUALLY GENIUS

t. dopey prince al waleed

Oh lawd, it doesn't get much better than that.

I fucking hate when people link every post do that you can't properly read replies.

Stop begging for attention.

i always thought this one was pretty savage

ignore hue posts

absolutely butchered

Back in those days we would have threads about Trump's twitter bantz.
Pretty sad that he'll be too busy/forced to be too politically correct to shitpost on twitter like he used to.

Nice dub trips

Maddox BTFOd penn harder than trump.

ilove trump even more now

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oh look, a wild CTR!

That golf course is probably half of Scotland's gdp

Bullshit. Fuck off $hillarybot

oh I know user. I know.

The atheist shit is a schtick.

literally pathetic and unfunny. SAD.

Dopey brazilians

>A man who can be baited by a Tweet shouldn't be president
What did she mean by this?

truly a real American hero, god bless this man

>That was pretty shit considering al waleed made 20 billion using a 300,000 dollar loan from his dad
That's a pretty cute story, and one he like to tell, but not very true.

Trump has the humor of a 12 year old, the temperament of a 10 year old, and the intelligence of a 6 year old.

Its pasta fagioli my friend

still more than the average CTR shill

no, he just hasn't been saddled by emasculating notions of "maturity".

Humor of a 12 year old, temperament of a 10 year old, and intelligence of a GOD

Lel no

That tweet literally had me like
>vid related

youtube.com/watch?v=YmSXEF4OzNU

And yet he still hurts your poor little feelings. Sad!

low energy post

yo he's funny
but i hate his guts

itt: Cred Forums literally and unironically want Trump to be President because he is a shitposter just like them

being a shitposter is just the icing on the cake. making America great again was the plan from the start.

>why are you guys having fun???

Rosie O'Donnell's show is "dead"- can't keep going for long with such poor ratings. @Rosie is a stone cold loser! (and always has been). Her girlfriend should leave before the show is cancelled.
twitlonger.com/show/fcr1ra

This can't be real someone please tell me it's real

This will never not make me laugh.
>I'd look her right in that fat ugly face of hers and say Rosie you're fired.
Wew lad

FUCKING SAVAGE

Someone please post the fake one about a towel head wasting fags in Orlando

I can't wait to have grandkids now thanks

There's no way he didn't do that on purpose because it is full of plausible deniability, and on the other hand, fucking hilarious.

Does anyone have Trumps letter to Jerry Seinfeld?

lol left her for a man lol

>Pepe save us from the shills

youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

From Keks lips to your fingers. You surely are a prophet.

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>i was supporting him
>leaf
what did he mean by this

>Michelle Malkin
kek, this is doubly funny because now all she does is write articles shilling for Trump/anti-immigration/anti h1-b visa/anti refugee

The one that got bailed out by Saudi butt-buddy Bush?

It means in other threads he shills for hillary so trump looks better

And on the day of his monumental inauguration President Donald J Trump fired off the first Twitter post to Saudi Arabia and Russian starting the first World Meme War, followed shortly by verbal broadside into President Xi Jinping of China when he called him a "useless little zipperhead with pathetic man made islands. I could do better in a week".

found it, dunno why it was so hard to find

this one is faker than fake and has been called out as fake every time it's been posted in one of these therads

stop getting duped, dopes

Poor Jerry, he probably didn't want to cancel the show, but (((he))) made him

Was this to Seinfeld?

>That feel when I get winters off because I work on a golf course.
10/10

Do you think he likes Huey Lewis and the News?

LOLL

Trump's dad isn't king of a middle eastern country, that kid could easily have 30 billion in bullion brought to him by servants

"I'll probably sue her, because it would be fun"

Please let this man be our president

Holy shit, made my night

Shakespeare was the Shakespeare of insults
>Hey! Caliban! Pile of dirt! Say something.
even the same writing style

not sure if posted yet

(((Steinberg)))

if your not anglo your a nigger

*you're
Go back to pakistan, somalia, london or whatever 3rd world shithole you come from.

Has this man never not been in total control of any given situation he's in? He never looks bad and is constantly humiliating his enemies. True alpha

i dont get it. are these supposed to be funny? they're obviously fake, but are they supposed to be funny?

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the man's on point once again. Diet Coke is shit though

wtf I love Cher now!!

Is that Jeb Bush?

dude that vidoe of himthat shit is brutal, hes being honest and just destroying her, i think the world needs to see how funny this shit is

You still ain't getting in, filthy thirld world ape

Hi mr president!

destroyed