How do we become relevant?

We already are user

Fucking LOL

Declare war on China or something ?

Why would you want to be relevant? You've got a good thing going, the world mostly ignores you and leaves you alone. Ban immigration and Australia will be the greatest country on earth, desu.

nukes m8

There is really nothing Australia can do to become a relevant force in the civilized world. Your politicians are shit and the average aussie is shit. Your economy is shit. Your food is shit. Your culture is shit.

The only time I ever think about Australia is when some faggot is shitposting on Cred Forums.

You'd need to have the largest navy and to claim New Zealand.

Which will never happen.

terraform the outback

>You know what to do.
>How long will you continue letting them dominate you? They're laughing at you.

It's a good thing nobody on Cred Forums knows about us constantly getting attacked by magpies for a month every year.

>ausfags get shit on so hard they lose the coveted Cred Forums Iron Troll Throne
>all it took was one set of repeating digits

Looks like you're seeing stars after that one

Hard to say. Best strategy is to pick on Canada so that you look better in comparison. But considering that Canada picks on Canada, you'd be trying to be the bigger leaf in a sea of lumberjacks.

Better than nothing, I guess.

Shut up

I guess we could start by invading new zealand for the fuck off it

Stop exporting Foster's and promote Toohey's instead

>American
Your food isnt much better

THIS.

Straya is the worst. Cool clay, but the people and culture is shit.
Everyone is a retarded drunk.

>2016
>Wanting to be relevant

We are gonna be so comfy in WW3. Australia is more likely to get nuked by both sides due to it's shitposting.

you can't even win against emus, stop dreaming.

Looks like someone couldn't handle the banter when he visited

You'll need to start with a Final Solution to your emu problem.

Bomb Assad

Increase Military Spending and be the leading opposition of the South China Sea Conflict against China

Economy is not too bad. Food is more or less as good as Yank food. Can't really argue with the rest of it though. Still prefer to be aussie than yank.

I was just thinking the other day how I hadn't been swooped for years and wondering if perhaps the magpies decided we were alright.

Bomb Syrian Army and apologise.

Clean your river.

Get fucked cunt, I live in one of the top wine regions of the world, fuckhead.

You're alright burger.

Out shitpost Leafs

Destroy Canada and take your place as the rightful shitposters.

terraform desert.

Annex NZ. Then Canada.

He's right though, Australia is barren in every possible aspect. Culturally, Environmentally, Intellectually, Economically etc
Really, only thing good about this place is decent built cities and settled areas, plus the coasts..everything else....

Accidentally bomb Syrian forces

your in a war with the carp fish right now and youll losing.

...

First emus, now carp..

#PrayForAustralia

By crafting shit like this m8s 2bh

youtube.com/watch?v=nCKkHqlx9dE

youtube.com/watch?v=SLoukoBs8TE

He's from Queensland

>no one in Australia plays dwarf fortress
saw this coming 1.61 kilometers away

And what does that mean?

I do.
They're kinda like the mocking birds over here in the states but more aggressive. Wished I could own a lyre bird. You guys have the best talking birds.

Accept the refugees, put them all in the middle of the desert sunni and shia together, wall it off and then film the next mad max movie there.

You're kidding, these little guys give you a hard time?

Australia, get your shit together and stop being owned by stupid animals.