Jeb! is back
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lmfao
What about the suicide?
I was looking forward to that..
"Jeb exclamation point" he declared with no increase in volume.
Is he really an autist?
Top kek
Also have a rare Jeb!
Fuck
Holy shit Jeb is going edge lord supreme, he's gonna crash this election with -
He's so cute
so how long till he cuts his dick off and becomes Jen!
You can tell he's butthurt, but god damn my sides.
I could not have laughed harder at this
Holy shit, he embraced himself as a living meme. God bless this man
>Jeb exclamation point!
WAKE ME UP
I-is he getting WOLOWOLOWOLO thanks to out meme magick like Garrison did?
Holy fuck, that was sick.
Jeb is a mess
Based Jeb!
I'm no cuck, but that was actually pretty funny.
Thank God Jeb lost. Now he can maintain at least a modicum of innocence.
He's moe in a weird way desu senpai.
I kind of missed him. Then I remembered his last name.
He could make a pretty good comedian desu senpai. He'd just need a decent team of writers to help prop him up but he seems great at affectation.
>Jeb's own comedy show
Fund it.
I'm on the Jeb train if hill Dawgs keels over, I want Jeb!
You can see Jeb's wife's daughter appear in this clip
>Jeb will run for president every four years until he dies
>Trump or one of his family members will humiliate him every time
I LIKE THIS JEB WERE WAS HE DURING THE WHOLE SHIT SHOW WE CALL A FUCKING ELECTION?
We should start a petition to have him host The Apprentice.
I love him
Tactical Jeb surge incoming.
>We voted for Drumpf over this guy
Holy shit guys....we really fucked up big time.
Hahahahhaa
I bet you he saw all the posts on the internet referring to him as a cuck. He did a good job disproving himself i guess. Even though jeb is autistic, i still have some love for him.
>mfw the Presidential battles between the Trumps and the Bushes becomes like the War of the Roses, only with frogs and turtles instead of red and white roses
holy fucking kek is this an endorsement for trump!?
next time, make america moe again
lmao, is this real life anymore?
I would actuall Watch Jeb as a comedian he has the right mix of Autism and Innocence to really make stale jokes work.
KEK! I didnt notice the sign
He insults Trump at the end.
¡Jeb! remains my favorite election meme. Never has a sad autist had so much and accomplished so little.
you DOG!
>yfw Trump loses but Jeb comes back as literally Hitler after spending four years on Cred Forums
Jeb! coming in 2017 on Comedy Central!
Post Jeb fanfiction.
pls no he's too innocent for the redpill.
It's somehow amusing when an autist makes deadpan stale jokes. It's like you want to laugh at him, but then you just end up laughing with him.
Jeb! just told us all that we can have a chance for his autism in 2020
>Jeb becomes the Jon Stewart of the Trump era
Ok Comedy Central, you can start funding this. Get rid of that nigger faggot.
How long until Jeb becomes an Infowars pundit?
>Jeb! becomes the new Harold Stassen
I'm ok with this.
This was actually pretty funny. At least he's got a sense of humor about getting his ass beaten so badly.
I Just love how he was fully serious when he said "get out of my car"
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS PHOTO AND TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN JAPAN?
>Jeb exclamation point!
Where am i right now
slow and steady right guys? he can still win r-r-rigth?
Yeah from that to the ending is the best part. A unique form of comedy there.
You're in 2016, the year of dreams. 2016, the year of memes.
>I miss Jeb!
I want this so bad
The Current Meme Year
that made me laugh desu
Gustav is going to be the greatest cock connoisseur in Scandinavia.
Of course! If pic related happens (and it's looking more possible every day), Congress gets to choose the next president. Slow and steady!
Wasn't as funny as I thought it was from the screencaps.
i love jeb
>Jeb is so unpopular the entire comments section is just Cred Forums memes
>Jeb is on stage announcing his renewed candidacy for twenty-twenty
>From the shadows a voice booms
>Excuse me, Jeb.
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His exit announcement was pretty chringhy desu
kek
HE'S LIKE THE REAL LIFE VERSION OF AL GORE ON SOUTH PARK
>holy kek i keep watching and losing my sides
That was actually good man
When I heard he showed up in tve emmys I was expecting the worst
The commercial wasn't that good, and what was his point? To insult his voterbase and prove to the world he's still butthurt about the election?
good job, retard
>2000 years in the future
>he has survived for a thousands years on guac alone
you had one jeb
this hit me right in the kokoro
guess im a jeb!head now
I want more Jeb! memes. They should really do more skits like this.
I'm assuming it takes place 1,000 years after Rise of the Skelegates.
holy fuck
the absolute guac man
>jeb will never be my father
>you will never eat guac with jeb
Jeb might have actually done better if he had come out stronger against godless Hollywood hippies in the campaign.
Is this real life?
>90 year old Jeb running against Barron's first campaign
>>"I ....r-reaally... believe .... we can.... good....conservative....vote for Jeb"
>WELL, IF IT ISN'T JEB. AGAIN. GO HOME OLD MAN
Shave that wig off you godless hollywood hippie.
Jeb is snapping.
Punished Jeb
Snapping Turtle
Trying to hoist him back into the public eye before Trump's assassinated
>2020 Jeb tries to act more like Trump but just comes across as an asshole
This will probably happen.
Please clap
Pretty hilarious guy though, obviously he isn't a good actor but respect anyway for taking the piss out on himself like that.
Based yeb
>skelegates
im DYGIn
This is fucking gold holy shit
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that would be so good
gracelessly insulting everybody absolutely no charm or warmth, and he backs out of the insult half way through and tries to explain himself while everyone looks at him
nice jeb paraphernalia user
Witnessed guacamole
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Oh man. This makes me like Jeb quite a bit. Guy can self deprecate at least.
Lol best thing ever.
At least he can take a hit.
I move for a ¡Jeb! sitcom.
When Trump was here before
Couldn't look him in the eye
He's just like a bully
His words make me cry
He talks like a leader
In a politically incorrect world
I wish I was special
He's so fucking special
But I'm a Bush, I'm low-energy
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect campaign
I want a perfect poll
I want them to notice
When I'm off the end
Trump's so fucking special
I wish I was special
But I'm a Bush, I'm low-energy
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
My supporters
They're running out again,
They're running out...
They run run run run...
Run...
Whatever makes Trump happy
Whatever Trump wants,
Trump's so fucking special
I wish I was special...
But I'm a Bush, I'm low-energy
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here.
Jeb's back baby!
All the way to the White House! Mac book pro.
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Did he run the most pathetic campaign of all time?
Jeb really did not understand that the average person is not that smart
Like Ben Carson, except Ben Carson REALLY REALLY doesn't understand.
Based Jeb
Surprised Jeb! can take a joke so well, I kinda love the Guacman
Why didn't you stop it, Cred Forums?
Jeb is a mess.
Wtf I love jeb now
Cred Forums has the deepest lore.
If he increased the volume saying 'exclamation point' wouldn't make sense
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Still the best Jeb-related creation
Maybe he should have thought of that before he made it his campaign logo for 20 years.
I still prefer The Worst Campaign Of My Life
That guac does look good though.
Say what you want about Jeb but guac is fucking delicious.
GUACED
Does anyone else think Jeb! should get his own primetime sitcom?
>takes turtle out of pocket
>You're hired!
Dear Jeb was the best one desu
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This needs to be made into an anime or something.
>Series 1: Follows the election from Trump's announcement to his inauguration as president and Cruz's banishment
>Series 2: Trump's first two terms as president before declaring himself emperor. Involves the Final Crusade and the trial of Hillary Clinton
>Series 3: El Rato escapes with the skelegates and tries to rewrite history. Trump sacrifices himself to save humanity. Ends with Jeb finally reaching the White House
Somebody fund it
based guacman, slow and steady, one day you will have your time to shine.
shit i want sunrise or somebody on this, it would be amazing.
Can he play the President?
such a great song
Jeb is recovering... finding his balls... taking redpills... not giving a fuck. Good for you Jeb. Jeb2024
WHERE WAS THIS JEB
I WOULD HAVE SUPPORTED MEME JEB
>Jeb is a mess
Jeb! is BACK IN THE GUAC
JEB 2020
MAKE IT HAPPEN POL
jeb is the man
The entire primary was straight up anime level. It was glorious. I bet I can't even remember all the highlights. There was just so much good stuff.
I would have supported Memer Jeb! too.
>hopefully he can find his energy and forgive Trump and see why Trump did it (after all Jeb will realize Trump was needed)
He looks so happy and carefree. Why couldn't we just let him have it?
>Jeb exclamation point!
This is the best timeline of all.
Let's get jeb in office next term guys, we can make this mans life. Let's do it.
I'd watch a stylized anime rendition of it where it goes full crazy. Trump literally collects delegates like dragon balls or some shit and keeps getting stronger for the final battle with hillary in some historically relevant american location.
>Jeb exclamation point!
Don't you people want two terms for Trump? Or after he doesn't build the wall will you dump him?
He learned how to meme a couple months too late.
I think he's secretly a huge supervillian who will literally destroy the Earth if given the chance, just to get revenge for what it did to his wondrous carefree mindset
Honestly I think Jeb should just have a comedy show. Few politicians can self deprecate like that and hes basically dead in that career. Just put the guy on TV.
I'd watch Jeb comfily crack jokes in a nice and mild manner.
You all got played.
By slow and steady he meant the 2020 elections.
This is all part of his plan.
>make his life
It's much too late for that, I'm afraid.
Jeb is so pathetic that he is likable.
Oh shit you just reminded me
>trump will die in your lifetime
Who do you support in the US election?
FUCK WRONG THREAD
Jeb!
If only we had some mangata artists on Cred Forums or whatever they're called
>this message was brought to you by the Bush campaign
>remember to vote Jeb! Bush as your next repulican nominee
Pretty funny and not cringe-worthy. I thought it was pretty well acted on Jeb's part.
Good for him.
>If only we had some mangata artists on Cred Forums or whatever they're called
The correct term is "weeb-faggot."
>didnt fill the oval for Jeb!
you monster
This, Christie's self sacrifice against Rubio should be like 2 episodes alone.
>Christie's sacrifice to stop the man-machine Rubio
>Megan Kelly's corruption
>El Rato's lack of endorsement and turn to the dark side
>Sander's ultimate betrayal
>berniecucks impotent rage
>Hillary's emials fuckups
>Trump's assblassting of p much the entire media
Either the DNC or the RNC alone would've been glorious but what we got was basically the Sopranos tier backstabbing on one side and Mad Max: Thunderdome on the other
>Ben Carson of Florida
Nigga what?
I feel like Jeb deserves this. I had a chuckle.
Trudeau
Jeb! merchandise has shot up in value. I should have invested while he had it all on clearance.
THE DELIGATES DAHNALD!
YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME THE DELIGATES!
NO WAY CRUZ, YOU'RE TOO LOW ENERGY, YOU'LL NEVER BEAT SHILLERY!
I-I CAN WIN!
DON'T EVEN TRY TOUGH GUY! YOU'RE OUTMATCHED!
Why is it... why is it that we always have to rely on YOU? We-we... we should be able to take care of things on our own! This is OUR party! It's time... IT'S TIME FOR A TRUE CONSERVATIVE TO RUN THINGS!
A FUCKING LEAF
if Reagan and Trump could go from actor to politician, maybe Yeb! can go from politician to actor
Yeah, I regret only getting the guacabowle. Though I did find the same turtles he was giving out:
YOU....YOU BASTTAAAAAARDDDD
>jeb could have had a daughter that looked like that if he hadn't have settled for the first goblin that came along
J U S T
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>jeb came back
>tfw you didn't fall in love with Jeb until after his shop was taken down
>tfw Jeb wouldn't have shipped to Australia anyway
>tfw all the off-brand Jeb 2016 hoodies/t-shirts just aren't quite right
For every kek Jeb has given, he also gives a feel.
There's always 2020. I'm sure Trump will offer shitposting visas.
kek. I've been playing oldschool runescape for hours a day for like a month. I'm going to fail all of my classes if I don't stop.
Are there any Cred Forums clan chats to hang out in?
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Jeb is a MESS
shit poorfag gear there Ted tbqhwy
>Rand Paul gets to be Krillin
Fund this shit.
ReturnoftheJebi.jpg
Check out the general on vg. I always kept away from the stupid clan chats because they're all circlejerks, but if you joined the meme one (I forget which one it is) you'd probably be with a bunch of Cred Forums guys.
Zero results!
OTP
Quit while u can bro. Waste of time.
>Jeb runs in 2024 against Ivanka
>constantly spills spaghetti and can't even form a complete sentence
H-He came back
Bless you Jeb!
Who is Ben Garrison?
Now that is one esoteric meme
>thousands of years pass
>Ends with Jeb finally reaching the White House
All this time these twelve thousand years
I know slow and steady wins
Eight thousand years from the time that I've met you my surge grows strong than ever before
Words can't say of this time I've been waiting to become president
Is it autism?
We knew donald was going to change the republican party. Turns out he was turning them all into memesters
Is anything from the barrows worth millions these days?
>tfw no post-ironic jeb hat to wear with my norm-core threads
That's the alternate ending.
Underrated post.
Guthan's Warspear is like 2m, other pieces are not as much but I think the full set is around 4m. Kharil's body and skirt are both over 1m I think. Full Dharok's is ~2m, I made 750k off of Dharok's pl8 the other day after like 30 dry chests. Felt good man.
should have bronze sword instead
Some state ballots have him down as from Maryland or Florida
same thing with Santorum, born in PA but lives in VA
>yfw this man's brother killed a million Iraqis
Jeb " the hitter of every nigger" bush
What did he mean by this
Jeb " the boon of every coon" Bush
he lives in Boynton Beach, FL
LMAO holy fuck is he Tupac?
That would be awesome. One day, slow and steady will win the race.
fuck
John madden
He really is /r9k/ the politician
Jeb! truly is the choice of prime memelords.
We're not ready for Yeb.
He probably could've beat Clinton at least.
Please clap.
Would you vote Yeb! for White House Head Gardener?
>What did he mean by this?
"Jimmy Kimmel pls respond..."
Also, I'm not the only one who cringed at his appearance, right?
That said, I would love to see a Jeb Bush show, maybe just a reality show of him being a failed candidate married to a goblin and whose Children are standing behind the man who destroyed your presidential bid. He's kind of like a slightly-more-"intellegent" Karl Pilkington.
>He probably could've beat Clinton at least.
>couldn't beat Trump
Keep believing.
Nah, I'd vote Bernie for head gardener and pay him in food tickets, so he can experience wonderful socialism. I'd vote Yeb! for "Keeper of the Turtles". Just have a kiddie pool in the middle of the white house lawn, put a couple of turtle in it and pay him to sit there and watch them. Maybe even put a Live Cam there so people can watch him ala The Truman Show.
HIS NAME MEANS "FUCK" IN YUGOSLAV
JEB
IS
A
BIG
FAT
MESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ha
He should be Deb. It fits him better. Deb Shrub
Jeb is too good for politics.
wow, he's taking the shia labeef route
We bringing back JEBCORE?!
>Trump Wins
>Nominates Jeb! to be his Secretary
>Not "Secretary of ...", just his secretary.
I watched the episode. Elias was smart-alecky and got burned three or four times by another boy in that episode. Gustav was OK.
You really can't into humor because of your gran autismo, can you?
Jeb is a nasty guy!
My favourite Jeb moment:
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The kid looks confused and disgusted by Jeb's slow and steady bullshit.
SLOW AND STEADY
tbqh he would have been relateable if he didn't get so much money in the primaries
>Jeb exclamation point!
The gall of that goblin saying he had ruined her life. Yeb made her life.
post theme
>why haven't I heard this. The second verse is amazing.
Someone needs to make a music video with clips referring to the banter. Would be the Jeb! anthem.
That was special
Thank you
hhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooolllllllllllyyyyyyyy sssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiitttttttt
BASED JEB
GUAC GOD FUCKING THIS SHIT UP
GUAC SQUAD PATROLLING THE BLOCK
PLEASE CLAP YOU WORTHLESS FAGGOTS
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"Jebbie this does not taste like french roast! You know what happens to cucks that cant follow orders, dont you?"
>you're fired
>he could have been the next potus
you fucked up burgers, you fucked up bad
Kek'ed
My life is turning in to memes.
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that ending
Jajajajaja
>tfw he lives in my county
At this point jeb is like a retarded puppy, as much as i am disgusted by how pathetic he is i cant help but want to pat him on the head because of how adorable he is.
You're alright jeb, you're alright lad
I actually think Cred Forums will meme Yeb! into office next election.
Cred Forums has not yet grown to such a mature level of irony that they elect Yeb!. Electing Trump was funny, but electing Jeb! is a level of nihilism that we have not yet reached.
>yfw Jeb! stutters and twitches his way through a press conference describing drone attacks against ISIS in Syria
wow thats so high energy
>the same policies of war hawking and neo-conservatism
>a positive campaign
This cunt thought it was "his turn."
Fuck him. He's just Hillary with a dick.
Deepest lore
Good to see that Jeb! is doing okay and coping with the loss.
Holy shit...
Wasn't there a poll just recently showing Trump winning New Mexico?
For all of the please clap memes, I don't think i ever saw anyone ever post a gif of someone clapping for jeb.
I've been reading pol this whole election.
Glorious kek, praise kek.
>Said the increasingly nervous man for the 5th time today
You're forgetting one very important thing... Maine splits it electorates, and Trump will 100% get some.
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B A S E D J E B F U C K I N G B U S H
Ralph plz
LMFAO.
Ok, that made me laugh
>Why couldn't we just let him have it?
He would have been DESTROYED by HRC in the general. Just think of your Johnny Everyman voter.
>Do I want another Bush or a Clinton.
>Life was better under a Clinton
>*Votes Clinton*
GWB destroyed the Bush name for higher office. If I were a politician I'd rather have my name be Nixon or Hitler before Bush.
>Alfred J. Hitler 2020
When I see him I see a self aware autist who will make jokes about his autism, you can't not love this guy
How? They can still elect Clinton. It is the same fucking thing.
>War of the Amphibians
I'd watch him just being an outright mean-spirited asshole to libshits.
Yes(!) please.
>Turtle
>Amphibian
We need to commence 'OP Jeb!' and start a petition to give Jeb a comedy sketch show
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checked
I desperately want this to become a reality.
It's just like JoJo's bizzar adventures with Jeb as Dio, and the trumps as the jojo's
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>Skelegates
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Why did he get so fat?
>What about the suicide?
He's clearly killing his heart right now.
>"Jeb exclamation point" he declared with no increase in volume.
But his volume has almost doubled.
>so how long till he cuts his dick off and becomes Jen!
A lack of testicles is usually associated with weight gain.
>Holy shit, he embraced himself as a living meme.
Not as hard as he embraced the KFC bucket special.
>He's moe in a weird way desu senpai.
He's "moe" every time someone asks if he wants seconds.
WatchMojo's Top Ten Darkest Endings
Lmao
Aww Jeb is a cute
CUTE!
SLOW N STEADY
I missed Jeb so much.
I forgot how manly his voice was.
He will be 71 in 8 years wew.
I hope he fired everyone around him and is learning to just enjoy life. I hope he never really wanted to be President THAT much, and that he was pushed into it by people. I hope he's getting to do what he loves.
Also if this post gets repeating numerodiddlios, Trump hires Jeb! to be the official White House gardener and turtle rancher.
RATTLE ME BONES
Congress gets to choose FROM THE TOP THREE you dipshit. That'll be Johnson.
>turtle rancher
Jeb! is the hero we never wanted or deserved
the primaries seem so far away now..
I started laughing at this video, but halfway through I really stared feeling bad for the poor guy.
>Jeb exclamation point
I'm fucking dying holy shit
Jeb's role is more like Speedwagon.
Jeb! in 4 years
trump will haunt his dreams
YEBS BACK BABY
I want a little turtle :'(
>i do have a bunch of turtles
>are you serious
i'm fucking dying
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Remember this
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>moments later...
Always a leaf
>Jeb embraces his JUST with humour
>Subsequently starts to UNJUST himself
I honestly think Jeb is going to make it bros
He looks so frazzled. He reminds me of Rousseau in LOST. Thank you for the rare Jeb, friend.
>I'm inbetween jobs right now
Jeb is a mess
Jeb! should have his own short sketch comedy show that is played on national television during presidential announcements
iJeb!
Good ol' Jeb.
>Jeb! 2020
>2020
so the Government Establishment has already decided Hillary wins, good to know.
>Amerifats think it matters who their fries fingers press on the ballot machine
>ywn go back to the berenstein universe
You have to add 1 to Trump. He is leading 2nd District in Maine by 10 points.
I never expected i'd learn to enjoy this -stain universe
MAGA my dudes
lost my fucking shit