Fuck I could really do with some pickled onion Monster Munch right now
Jeremiah Wright
lads why did you get me to be such a retard? I could've gone to the pub and we could've had sex, then realise we're both in love and spend the next 7 months obsessed, before me proposing and her saying yes, then we get married and have two kids and live like a happy family
Noah Davis
kek
Jonathan Jackson
based True Geordie
Lucas Clark
You're fucking optimistic
Samuel Garcia
I'd been planning this in my head all day
Blake Morgan
i think the word is autistic
Isaac Walker
...
Jace Butler
Mate, she was fucking ugly anyway
Kayden Bailey
here you go lad. pour vouz youtube.com/watch?v=HhUhWrqv9Js I sincerely hope that last thread was not a ruse. Truly banter for the ages
Liam Rodriguez
Lad it can still be saved. Send a dick pic and say 'does Kitty want some cream'. Trust me this will work
Matthew Campbell
roast beef or nothing lad
Cooper Sanchez
Ronald McDonald mugshot after meth.
Dylan Peterson
SOMEONE MAKE A SCREENCAP OF THE LAST THREAD
Brody Parker
What did he mean by this
Chase Miller
fucking this, who the hell makes their lips and eyebrows pointy, the spock look isn't attractive
Oliver Kelly
Do you think Brit/pol/ will make /r/Cred Forums, lads?
fuck it, i had nothing to lose. censored things added by me in paint so i don't get banhammered for porn
Landon Green
14 dimensional backgammon
Thanks user
Carter Perez
sup property
Angel Baker
Nigga, just apologize, say you're bad with girls and try to make her think you're sweet guy who just has social retardation
Brayden Lewis
>reddit
you have to go back.
Cooper Thomas
You are my hero user
Owen Howard
M A D M A N A D M A N
Jack Murphy
ahh see now It's gone beyond belief, you took it too far, this cannot be real
Joseph Myers
i got fucking blocked
i am unironically autistic and have little friends, i also find it hard to tell if someone is joking or not
Xavier Murphy
Ask her if you put a little pink bow on your penis would it make her like it more.
Jason Lewis
Gods sake Jack
Angel Campbell
I'm legit autistic as well. This isn't autism, it's just being retarded
Daniel Powell
You're a fucking legend mate. You're 100% retarded but you're funny as fuck.
Evan Evans
did you just doxx yourself?... again? ah well, fuck it. It's overrated anyway
Chase Gomez
That block screen bringing back some unpleasant memories
Evan Ward
>The book of love
Lincoln Sanchez
>i am unironically autistic and have little friends, i also find it hard to tell if someone is joking or not Sorry dude, I thought you knew it was a joke : (
Hudson Perry
Good work Jack
Landon Price
Have you ever worn your MAGA hat out in public? I feel like I'd getting murdered by a Muslim or a lefty if I ever did that in Leicester
Lincoln Foster
Its taking longer than I thought, but result will be worth it.
Yeah, I also wear my UKIP badge with it too. Old pic below.
Jacob Cooper
>3 different IDs
Christian Taylor
Legend
Tyler Bailey
disregard this i'm an idiot
Grayson Perez
Doesn't look anything like him
Jace Sullivan
absolutely haram
Benjamin Clark
You're a good lad
I'd suck you off
Parker Turner
Get a new conversation started
Ethan King
ThisAlso we done you a favour with the last girl you were chatting to
Camden Edwards
Only Cece and Sammi are around, I could try the dating site
Charles Gutierrez
Does anyone know what paper Alex Jones is referencing when he talks about gay frogs? I'm thinking either he's referring to a specific paper or just broadly summarising the concept of multiple papers. Because the biological impact of xenoestrogens is a recognised concept.
Ethan Kelly
>this is who I'm talking to on here
Tyler Edwards
Do it senpai
Oliver Wood
So we told him to post a picture of his dick and he actually did it the absolute madman.
Robert Perez
It is Brit/pol/'s duty to get you a lady ITT
Samuel Smith
you're probably going to get arrested for flashing lol
>sli.mg/hORCyr fuck the single market, free movement of people is dumb, germany is mad because its full up with refugees and cant give work to the slavs.
Ryder Johnson
Lads, I'm like the royal mail, I'm slow, but I deliver.
>NEO-NAZIS have bragged about setting up a food bank for “whites only” on the streets of Glasgow Nice.
Michael Wright
Why can't we make up our mind if poles are based and welcome or not? >NA said they mounted the operation with the help of Polish fascists from the violent National Rebirth of Poland group. >Anti-fascist groups have warned that British neo-nazis are increasingly using Polish thugs as muscle on the streets.
Connor Ramirez
>Watching the video of Farage and Farron >Nige asks if he respects the result >Farrons says yes >When HOURS after the result came out he said he and his party would be campaigning for office on the premise of overturning the result
fucking hell
Michael Perez
Weird genetic lineage
Lincoln Gutierrez
The gathering comes as May faces criticism in the UK for failing to do enough to help refugees and demands to improve the UK’s pledge to settle 20,000 people from Syria over four years.
Last week, the former archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams was one of 200 religious leaders to call for more action, criticising the government’s response as “too slow, too low and too narrow”.
David Miliband, the head of the International Rescue Committee, said this weekend that May should use the summit to promise that the UK will resettle more refugees.
Yvette Cooper, the chair of Labour’s refugee taskforce, called on May to speed up the government’s pledge to resettle 20,000 Syrians – setting a 2018 target rather than 2020 – and offer more help to those fleeing the war.
This is who the criticism is coming from. A cuck Christian; an international kike; and a Labour feminist SJW.
Actual people largely do not want to take in refugees.
Justin Wilson
More grotesque towerblocks planned for Manchester
Dominic Sanchez
Who /Ulster/ here?
Ethan Flores
That reddit double line spacing.
Kayden Long
BBC News HD lads, feminists getting BTFO
Matthew Sanchez
And some proposed for Liverpool
Gabriel Taylor
>the former archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams was one of 200 religious leaders to call for more action, criticising the government’s response as “too slow, too low and too narrow”.
How many is he personally taking himself? They should all be moved to his own village.
Joshua Reyes
>reflective surfaces >vomit.gif
Oliver Turner
>live in manchester >shithole >want to move >18 and no money
Blake Bailey
I actually want to move to Manchester.
I am looking for a job now and I am rejecting anything that isn't in: Manchester London Brum Bath Bristol Oxford Brighton
I really want to live in one of those cities.
Elijah Peterson
Wtf are those awful green spaces are they meant to be gardens
Zachary Adams
moving to Cardiff lads
David Reyes
Cardiff's alright. I was surprised at how nice it was when I visited. I'd live there if it weren't just a bit too isolated from the rest of the country. I don't want to be any further West than Bristol. It's a nicer city than Bristol. The planning is unfortunate, though. The two urban parts are the city centre around the stadium, and the harbour, but you've got a fuckign massive, skanky housing estate between the two of them.
Kayden Turner
Move to Ulster friend.
Blake Hill
Nobody would actually have an issue with taking refugees in. The question is where the camps would be located and on what timescale they would returned to their homeland.
Because the left is so retarded they have somehow managed to conflate refugees with immigration and talk about intergrating them in our society and workforce which is the exact opposite of what being a refugee is.
Jason Brown
Enjoy your diversity.
Christopher Garcia
Wow, skyscrapercity, normally packed with cosmopolitans, actually has a Trump supporter.
Chase Mitchell
...
Jayden Moore
Is it bad that I'm excited to wear a coat again?
Roll on winter, toasting buns on the fire and comfy cuppas
Kevin Price
Daily reminder that thanks to Prince Charles, the UK is getting a brand new town square done in the traditional style, which'll be one of the best-looking in the entire country (depending on your taste).
Pic rrelated.
Julian Ortiz
>Is it bad that I'm excited to wear a coat again? >tfw neckbeards made long coats autistic
Jaxson Moore
Seeing all these commieblocks sprouting up really makes you appreciate having an open door immigration policy
Brandon Clark
Modernists on pooicide watch
Anthony Nguyen
Jej,...
Jayden Smith
>tfw I think that looks alright am.. am I degenerate pol?
Connor Diaz
Shit. That's true. I just wear I peacoat, wax jacket or a hooded olive drab thing.
If you can pull off a long coat it doesn't look so autistic. Hard though and I probably couldn't.
Brandon Phillips
Guido's on to you lads
Camden Moore
Jeremy "Jew-killer" Corbyn
>Jeremy Corbyn praised the "verve and spirit" of Israeli towns and stressed the nation does have the right to exist. But the Labour leader refused to refer to himself as a "Zionist", while backing "reasonable" boycotts of goods from illegal settlements.
Jose Diaz
>Japanese Nerd Porn >LibDems
How much you want to bet they look at NTR?
Liam Cooper
Is there a building over 10 stories high that isn't degenerate?
Dylan Gonzalez
>mfw going to apply to work in a fertility clinic >one of the job duties is handling sperm samples
Angel Johnson
REEEEEEEEEEEE STOP TREATING TRUMP LIKE HE'S A HUMAN
Easton Garcia
Tim Farron does look like the kind of bloke that secretly wanks off over women being transformed into furniture.
Kevin Davis
Brighton has a good few call centers for charity fundraising and they're always taking people on
Kevin Torres
Jess Phillips makes my willy silly
Michael Cooper
Looks like he's in a chastity belt 24/7.
Nathan Taylor
Don't want to work in a call-centre unless it's a IT support kind of thing. But I only know enough IT to do first-line support anyway. Brighton's kind of cool and hip; purely owing to the fact that PewDiePie lives there. It's got some nice architecture, and a big thing for me is the beach. I want somewhere that has a bit of nature. I could go and walk along the beach and just sit down and look out over the sea. Where I currently live, there's no spot like that; no park, no nothing where I can just go and relax.
Brayden Barnes
Underrated post. The left just sort of admits that refugees will be in their host countries forever and never compelled to return. And I don't understand why. Even if it's taqiyyah on their part, I think it would satisfy normies, and it's not like leftists don't lie about everything else as well.
James Murphy
Make sure you drink the black sperm to protect the white race.
Benjamin Rogers
>Labour’s refugee taskforce
Easton Watson
The left has blended migrant and refugee into one thing. I'm not even sure when this happened, but that makes total sense, it explains why they find it so hard to fathom why the right doesn't want the refugees. We don't want migrants, they don't realise that the refugees are migrants.
Eli Allen
You could father a generation mate
Thomas Brown
"We can do it"
I'll pour bleach into it.
Robert Gonzalez
>Based Tones in glasses
Hnnnng
Hudson Taylor
Man Europe is going down in flames and I can't help but laugh and cry at the same time.
Jaxson Cruz
>And I don't understand why. They see some shitskins and that gets their white genocide juices flowing. They don't actually have a principled position beyond wanting more non-whites in the UK.
Give me your other choice picks user, I'm giving the anglophone girls a try after years of Jap audios
Aaron Wright
>girls trapped under table.jpg
Daniel Ward
That looks remarkably like a young Pete Postlethwaite
Tyler Fisher
To be honest the East Asians are the best. Fairy Char, Dana, Soy, etc
Jackson Lopez
...
Caleb Rogers
That's a funny sign.
Joshua Fisher
pretty pleased with how may is going about refugees
Hunter Allen
>tfw family lineage can be traced back to Ireland as far as records go back >lol your an immigrant xDDDD
NO I'M NOT
GET THE FUCK OFF MY ISLAND
REEEEEEEEEEE
Mason Lee
Can we just send these people to the jungle and see how many wonderful doctors, rocket scientists and engineers they find?
Austin King
Pretty blondes getting in on the action
Zachary Roberts
Love it, brilliant :)
Christopher Harris
christ
Brandon Moore
FUCK THE HAGGIS MUNCHING SUBSIDY JUNKIES /INDEPENDENTENGLAND/ WHEN?
Nicholas Ross
Brendan Fraser is that you?
Luke Nelson
Fucking 'ell lad
Lincoln James
They want to bring the Jungle here for us all to enjoy.
Colton Flores
>blondes
Look at all of those roots.
Filthy brunettes when will they learn?
Ian Martin
So suicidal and depressed people who have lost touch with their humanity aren't human?
Robert Gonzalez
>VLC
Jordan Nelson
I can't stand that stuff. People making stupid sounds with their mouth and crinkling packets of crisps. Drives me up the fucking wall. Just plain old white noise for me.
David Baker
It was a sizeable march, to be fair.
I just wish the Tories would totally forget about these people. I think the Tories would win a landslide against whatever Labour party they face if they basically properly brought down immigration and refugees. They aren't going to win the support of the loud minority.
True... Hate whitey but want white hair.
Jeremiah Anderson
Kek
Austin Reed
...
Juan Gray
This is Lord Dubs. A kike taken in by UK during WWII, who is repaying us by dismantling our borders.
Mason Martin
Just look at them. Clueless nation wreckers.
Levi Mitchell
>Scottish nationalism is the problem >The answer is more nationalism Fuck off idiot. You'd rather the English were worse off as long as the gap between Scotland and England was less!
Austin Hernandez
Dump over.
Jace Price
They're basically saying the English should tell the Scots to go fuck themselves, because the Scots don't care one jot about the English
Not saying they're right
Anthony Kelly
>England without having to subsidise Scottish welafare leeches and deal with leftist policies that the majority of Scots support >worse off Fuck outta here Angus
Elijah Walker
You think splitting the UK up into it's national countries wouldn't be worse of for England? You would abandon our offshore territories around the globe is a good thin for England? You'd see us turn into a nothing country. Fucking Nationalists on both sides, English and Scottish are twats. Scots being the worse of the two of course.
Elijah Ramirez
Save us Mother Theresa.
Jacob Ramirez
...
Kevin Allen
Paul Gascoigne found guilty of racially aggravated abuse. Of a black man standing in the shadow he said he couldn't tell "if he was smiling or not". Not that funny but saying that is now illegal. What the Fuck.
Nathan Rodriguez
None of those people are ever going to vote tory (unless they are deprogrammed). May doesn't need to appease them. It's us, the villagers, the armed forces, the working class. That's who her votes rely on.
Hudson Carter
There was a program on the BBC earlier talking about feminists and how wolf whistling and other misogyny should be made illegal and categorise it under a hate crime like homophobia
Ethan Gray
>it's current year if we got independence we'd lose all our influence and trade so let's be subjected to having to pander to commie faggots who want to force refugees and socialism on us hmm where have I heard that before
Connor Gomez
...
Luke Johnson
It's the commie faggots who want separatism. Common garden divide and conquer. Turn the northern half of the island into a globalist fifth column. Give the EU a land border with England. Fuck that. It would be better if tanks were rolled across the border and the rebels ethnically cleansed than that. And I say that as a half-Scot. One island, one nation. Fortress Britain.
Luis Collins
The problem is the Scottish people, we can't afford to lose the land in Scotland, the fishing waters, the military bases, the factories, the shipyards. We don't want to lose the Shetland islands We don't want to lose the farm lands Fuck the leftist scottish cucks, but much like leaving the EU is costing us money in the short term it's a price that's worth it. The scottish are Englands bratty piece of shit wife but if we divorce we'll end up in a one person bedsit paying alimony that will cause financial ruin.
Daniel Flores
Fair point, maybe we should offer them a choice between helicopter rides and fucking off to Brussels.
Henry Evans
>This fucking cunt on DP Sigh, maybe she should invite those """"refugees"""" into her own house if she's so caring
Aaron Lee
Fuck offering it, parliament needs to hold a referendum, UK wide to remove the devolved governments. Anyone who cant cope can move to an offshore territory if they don't like it.
Aiden Jones
>family goes back to 700AD in a village in county Claire
that Irish feel.
Luis Morris
If you cant do the time, dont do the crime thats what ive always said, you cant go round making jokes about black people thered be chaos if that were legal its a cornerstone of our civilisation our tolerance, gazza made a mistake and he payed for it hopefully hes learnted his lesson but if he hasnt i say lock him up for live
Jack Powell
They're just going through a phase m8. Scotland hasn't always been so lefty. Recent polls are showing a growing dissatisfaction with the SNP too. I have hope.
Jonathan Diaz
He copied it from the northbound M25 bridge near Heathrow. It's not even original. He might as well be holding up this sign.
Bentley White
But I thought we were all Brussels?
Parker Nelson
Fuck Parliament, get Her Majesty to remove it forcefully and round up all dissenters srs though yeah devolution is cancer, we should have localism or nothing not this current bs
Colton Edwards
...
Juan Carter
> Today they are focusing on the real issues: Japanese cartoon porn. The party has published a policy document calling for laws to be softened on extreme animé porn known as “hentai“, the Japanese word for “perverted“. Hentai is famously the preferred personal viewing option of nerds around the world, featuring mythical tentacled creatures and Japanese schoolgirls. kek
Nicholas Peterson
>The BBC's pet nigger is on DP again Fuck off spear chukka
Robert Scott
>feminist issue >95% of rapefugees are men >the few women get raped repeatedly on route lel
>These Bernie-tier cuck supporters in the LibDems We need a purge
Anthony Garcia
>not very liberal or democratic
Wew Nice but Dim Tim BTFO
Gavin White
>Libdems are #teamroach
Nolan Davis
...
Hunter Gonzalez
don't go to bute town
Evan Green
>reddit
commit sudoku now
Nathaniel Price
>ive got refugenes
Really made me think
Adam Anderson
They're just trying to be relevant by being edgy. Like a high school 16 year old
Ian Hernandez
>88
Apt senpai.
Thanks for your dump, needed a nice cup of rage.
Lucas Robinson
Women,stop
stop
Women pls
Alexander Torres
>All that subprime cunt that would get raped by "refugees" Send the protestors over there desu
They need a good redpilling
Angel Green
It WaS a ShITsKiN iT's OgRe TrUmP wInS
Jacob Taylor
At a hospital waiting for my nan to get out of her physio session and there's only one ethnic in the whole foyer Feel like I've slipped into an alternate universe tbqh
Luke Nguyen
Thoughts on this chap?
Dylan Butler
He's alright. Can't make films for shit.
Henry Hughes
yay
Thomas Myers
>Edgy atheist >Sometimes funny >But that comedy is the same = boring
Angel Anderson
Is funny when he isn't trying to be a preachy atheist dickhole
Zachary Wilson
I like a lot of his stuff but as a person he seems like a bit of a narcissistic cunt
Kevin Sullivan
We've got enough English cunts here already. Please leave us alone.
Jaxon Evans
Leeches off of Karl for humour and money, even though he is already a millionaire
Angel Bailey
LE FAHNY CYNICAL BRITISH MAN :^) utter cancer. his stand up is 'how dumb ate religious people' and his sketches and scripts are invariably 'awkward man says cringe worthy things to people with more social capital than him'
Levi Foster
What people?
Owen Hall
But the Welsh ARE English
Leo Edwards
I have to say I fucking love how openly anti-immigrant Theresa May is Now if she'll just sort out the cunts and niggers
Daniel Bell
>it's a rigged daily mail comments section episode
Logan Lewis
>literally going to say countries have a right to control their borders and make a distinction between actual refugees (to be helped near their country of origin with foreign aid) and economic migrants Pretty based.
Kevin Diaz
She's a cuck.
Nicholas Harris
Lads I'm on holiday in France, just been to the nearest town to get a few bits and it was horrific.
I'm dreading going to Paris on Wednesday but I feel I'm obligated to.
Cameron Cooper
>Made a succesful sitcom playing an embarrasing twat completely oblivious to his actions, and who desperately tried to cling on to his one claim to fame for years afterwards. >Became an embarrasing twat completely oblivious to his actions, and who desperately tried to cling on to his one claim to fame for years afterwards.
Andrew Scott
>Natalie Nougayrede >No-u-gay Why is this allowed?
Matthew Long
I used to find him hilarious but he's an absolute knob.
Aiden Flores
In what way was it horrific?
Isaiah Butler
Nougayrede is literally fucking shillbot 3000, epitomises everything I hate about internationalists
Jeremiah Taylor
fuck me the BBC is a rag
Nathan Bennett
Merchant babby. Office and Extras were good. Derek was shit. Stand up is average.