HAPPENING, EXPLOSION IN NEW JERSEY

check nbc then

twitter.com/NBCNews/status/777732098224422912

>nothing
>happening
>sharts

IT WAS JAMAL GINSBERG

CARMELLLAAAAAAAAAAA

Stay woke nigga

...

Please no happenings
I need to go to the city tomorrow

LOCATION CONFIRMED. SENDING SUPPLIES

So who wants to meet up there? I have a car and I can drive anyone.

k. keep me updated

upvoted :D

better shut your mouth germany your biggest banks stocks are collapsing, you open with almost 2 hours

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEEEEYES

>mfw

UPDATE: Suspicious package detonated prematurely as bomb disposal robot was investigating the package

UPDATE: Suspicious package detonated prematurely as bomb disposal robot was investigating the package

WHATS GOING ON?!?

youtube.com/watch?v=6pXF3Up7e10

ITS THE ONLY THING

Good, fuck wops,

Underrated post.

please protect us donald

0 deaths, this isn't a happening niggers.

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i can smell nuclear smells here in NJ, could be serious

Kill these islamitards

Today is my birthday, thanks Kek. If these last few attacks are confirmed sandnigger then Kek really does love me

It's one in the morning and it's a controlled demo of the bomb they found before. Pick up a pallet of pork roll at the nearby restaurant depot on the way there and periscope if you're keen.

SHUT DOWN THE ATOMS

Well shit, no wonder IS are getting btfo in the middle east, they are all in the US and Europe

I just heard a bright fla

>detonated prematurely
The feels

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Top Kek
Dumbass motherfucker

This. I was watching the news after eyeball. And some people found a backpack started looking though it and found pipes and wires so they called the cops. The mayor of Elizabeth said that they were gonna send in R2Dindu to cut the wires to take the package to Virginia to invetigate but I guess it got blown up.

Just another false flag to distract from U.S bombing assad

This has got to be the worst terrorist of all time.

Remember, America must learn to live with terrorism XD

When it rains, it pours.

Uh... what?

i enjoy that these bombs have not gotten a single person

I seriously just noticed the Star of David in that image. How fucking long has it been in there??

death to goatfuckers,
Kek is my prophet
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hap·pen·ing
ˈhap(ə)niNG/
noun
noun: happening; plural noun: happenings

1.
an event or occurrence.
"altogether it was an eerie happening"
synonyms: occurrence, event, incident, proceeding, affair, doing, circumstance, phenomenon, episode, experience, occasion, development, eventuality
"bizarre happenings"

>mfw dad in new york right now
>going allover the states in the next few months

More links

weaselzippers.us/295956-breaking-trains-stopped-near-nj-transit-train-station-in-elizabeth-n-j-over-suspicious-device-on-tracks/

youtube.com/watch?v=TP6r5aL--SA

It's not happening

Eggball*

This is because they found a suspicious bag or backpack & blew it up
that was what was heard

Does it seem like the MSM isn't taking the events from the last few days anywhere near as seriously as they should be?

It's not exactly being swept under the rug but they're definitely not boosting this news as much as they could.

You couldn't escape news about the anthrax attacks or the Beltway snipers no matter what you did, but these events are passing by like barely anyone gives a shit.

...

>New Jersey

Who cares? A bomb going off in Pakistan would be more surprising at this point.

AAAYYYYY

OOHHHHH

WOOAAH BUDDY

I'm not going to work tomorrow.

Doesn't fit their agenda. They have to keep bashing Trump on anything they can.

Ewww. Get that checked out.

link:

nbcnews.com/news/us-news/nyc-explosion-fbi-cops-investigate-vehicle-interest-n-y-new-n650306

Is it time for the peacable citizens of NJ to form a people's militia?

if it doesn't bleed it doesn't lead. but also this

No they were trying to cut the wires(disarm the atoms) with a robot to investigate it intact but it blew up

>KEK CONFIRMED A NATIVE AMERICAN DEITY, PRAISE HIM!

Get in here!

Get in here!

Get in here1

>APPARENTLY KEK IS HEAVENLY INFLUENTIAL IN NATIVE AMERICAN CULTURE!

>GET IN HERE, KEK IS TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING!
native-languages.org/legends-frog.htm

and here is the suspect

Is this one terrorism?

Or just another assault pressure cooker?

>nj
>having the ability to have guns in public without getting arrested
hilarious.

Barely anyone does give a shit. Muslim terrorism has become the norm AND worse it's a taboo subject. I have queer family who didn't even realize the Orlando attacker was a Muslim, but they sure knew about Trump's offensive tweet about it.

In my honest opinion folks, I think President Obama should temporarily cancel the election until we have control of our country's security. Maybe for at least 6 months to a year, I know a lot of people that feel the same way.

Anthrax was done by the cia, they even released documents proving it.

I like how the new meme term for these attacks is "Lone Wolf"

There will be a guido juicehead uprising like we've mever seen

The mudslimes wont stand a chance

You are under attack!

...

This year is crazy we're on happening watch 24/7 anymore fuck.

So is the mob gonna start fucking up muzzies now?

Pizza vs snack bars. Who wins?

i mean, for the sake of argument, if you have enough people they cznt do anything about it

KEK will bring death to the muslim hordes

It's on Fox News
they are questioning 5 people

some bomb went off

GTFO CTR SHILL

3 PIPE BOMBS FOUND IN NJ

3 PIPE BOMBS FOUND IN NJ

3 PIPE BOMBS FOUND IN NJ

twitter.com/pzf/status/777720691865030656

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Check'd and Kek'd

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OOH Gabbagool??? *clicks* Over heeeere

>bombing at 1:30am on a sunday

In my day terrorism meant something

some Allah Akbar screams heard in Jersey

Guys whats with the media blackout?

>Explosions in NY and other bombs found
>ITS NOTHING GOY MOVE ALONG

I know habbenings are exciting, by when they happen hear they can lead to marshal law.
Kek willing these mudshits fuck off back to Europe and leave us alone.

They literally shut down an unarmed protest regarding a woman who was killed by her ex boyfriend while waiting for her concealed carry permit and have arrested octogenarians for having unloaded antiques in their car.

No.

youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

There are IED's being planted in America

Fuck off faggot, do you have any idea what this means for the future? A couple placed on Highways and it will change the fucking world

>clock boy strikes again

It's live on Fox News
Blackout on CNN

Praying 5 times a day makes planning hard.

ITS THOSE FUCKING FINNISH PAGANS AGAIN

Breaking the rules, you must me a newfag.

What offensive thing did Trump say? I thought his reactions and speech were pretty good, unless i missed something.

>They literally shut down an unarmed protest

yeah. if they were armed, and there were enough people, they couldnt do anything about it

because if they blast it all over the MSM, Trump will win.

CONFIRMED CONTROLLED EXPLOSIONS

HAPPENING OVER

>weasel zippers

>they are in reddit.
get a load of that fucking retard

jihad big foot

The only thing on the news is the ((((((accidental))))) glassing of Syrian soldiers

Honestly, i'd wager it's either mudslimes or the Decavalcante's hitting the mattresses.
bu since the mob is low key as fuck nowadays, bombing isnt really their thing

FIRST PICTURE OF THE SUBJECT LEAKED

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Happening!?!?

as long as Oyster Creek doesnt get sploded i dont care

Second set of 3 pipe bombs found in NJ.

2 pressure cooker bombs in NYC.

Doner Kebab going crazy in a mall in Minnesota.

you must have Fox international
I have Fox USA, they switched back to election coverage now

this is just hoax shit, noone plants bombs to have any effect in abandoned placed in the middle of the night. this is just dumb kids.

...

Dubs of death confirms.

>talk to roomate about islam.
>literally too apathetic to care.

fuck. Why are peoples head so burried?

>Watching the MSM
Really user, don't you know commie news network and faux news are the same network? Slight differences of course, gotta make the dumber citizens think that there are two sides when in reality there is only one.

I don't know about you guys, but the more Trump spew his hateful rhetoric the more bombings, cops shooting innocent black men and overall hatred for American seems to happen. I think we all know which candidate is better for America. We as a nation should welcome people and not act like Nazi Germany.

Be a shame if something happens

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

it's 100% mudslime

>NJ under attack
>No one gives a shit
>Some people support the terrorists

BREAKING: Suspects reportedly shouted "Tony survives in the finale" at police making arrests

BREAKING: Suspects reportedly shouted "Tony survives in the finale" at police making arrests

BREAKING: Suspects reportedly shouted "Tony survives in the finale" at police making arrests

No, this is our national news, ABC

Well it is a headline but any other and it would be breaking and special coverage

all the bombs in NJ and NYC were wired to flip phones.

clearly these snackbars intended to drop the bombs off and then detonate them later when people would be near them.

Yet their own incompetence caused the bombs to go off early or get found.

just imagine if the bomb went off during the marine run, or tomorrow morning during the rush hour commute.

And its tearing england and the usa appart not us.

Ahahaha.

GET DELETED SHILL
HERE'S A (YOU), ON THE HOUSE

Heard on scanner that another pressure cooker found 3 miles from the train station near a busy shopping center

Connect the dots to holidays.

aljazeera.com/indepth/interactive/2016/09/eid-al-adha-2016-holiday-philippines-uae-saudi-pakistan-160905105451432.html

>BREAKING: Suspects reportedly shouted "Who is Rem?" at police making arrests

It's literally nothing go to sleep but dont forget to pray for Israel before you go to be Goyim

The plan was to probably to plant it overnight and then detonate during rush hour at 6-7

>Spokesman for mayor of Elizabeth, NJ, confirms controlled explosion after device found near train station, says there may be more explosions as multiple' devices are in single backpack

CAAAAAAARM
DOOOOOR

I know all of that shit
Fox is ok sometimes
CNN is unbearable
I get my news right fucking here

Kek is prepping us for the big one, simple as that.

>iterally too apathetic to care.
Because they see nothing but terror in the news for the last 15 years, they're burnt out.

Sleep tight, Merchant

G8 b8 m8 8/8

Yeah I remember when we were so accepting back in 2001. Nothing bad ever happened that year.

yeah, but you're still gay

you'd think Guarraci and Miranda would get off their fat asses since jihadi jim is bombing their backyard, then

MAYOR JUST SAID THE EXPLOSION WAS NOT CONTROLLED

Confirmed.

>tfw/ck/ fag
PRESSURE COOKERS ARE THE COOKING DEVICE OF PEACE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>ahead of schedule

How does one fall for such obvious bait?

>buger flag

Nvm

It wasn't controlled.

Fucking lel, who is this faggot ass bomber?

Can we please have a happening in sanfrancisco or the bay in general, Kek?

Thanks.

F

...

Stop that

hey guys weird thought, but dont you think pol has been empty lately

To be used during holy days.

aljazeera.com/indepth/interactive/2016/09/eid-al-adha-2016-holiday-philippines-uae-saudi-pakistan-160905105451432.html

Can someone give me a summary of recent happenings? I've been at work most of my last 48 waking hours and unable to catch up.

>Muslims could literally invade @CNN studios and behead a dozen people on live TV and we'd still be lectured about jumping to conclusions.

One pipe bomb explodes Saturday in Jersey, 3 others fail to explode

One bomb explodes in NY Saturday night injuring 30, one bomb blown up by bomb squad.

Sunday night. three bombs found and "two devices" at a Jersey train station.

NY calls in 1,000 national guardsmen to protect train stations.

Mayors spokesman confirms controlled explosion in Elizabeth,NJ. Says there may be more "booms" as "multiple" devices are in single backpack.

it's late

I'm going to bed.

Why do you have to be such a faggot?

>"The blast went off as a bomb robot was examining a device inside a backpack under the train tracks around 12:40 a.m. at Morris Avenue and Julian Place, a law enforcement source told NJ Advance Media. The explosion was not a controlled blast"

nj.com/union/index.ssf/2016/09/suspicious_package_found_at_elizabeth_train_statio.html

I'm saving that rare Pepe just so you know

link for scanner?

Or what if they start training birds to carry out the bombings?

i wish this would happen
just to see if people would wake up to islam or not

Hillary pls go

Its two in the morning on a sunday, normalfags are sleeping off alcohol and/or are getting ready for work.

dubs, dubs, everywhere

>In my honest opinion folks, I think President Obama should temporarily cancel the election until we have control of our country's security. Maybe for at least 6 months to a year, I know a lot of people that feel the same way.
Hillary your drunk go to bed.

I agree, Trump needs to either tone down his hateful rhetoric and his support for the evil police unions or he should resign. Not like it matters most polls including Realclearpolitics and fivethirtyeight has Hillary at a 90% chance to win! There is no way Hillary will lose rightfully so because she is the best choice for America.

Fuck this happened literally a block from where I am right now. We need to get smart Cred Forums we need to elect Evan McMullin

ACTIVE TERROR CELL IN NEW YORK & NEW JERSEY AREA
>ACTIVE TERROR CELL IN NEW YORK & NEW JERSEY AREA
ACTIVE TERROR CELL IN NEW YORK & NEW JERSEY AREA
>ACTIVE TERROR CELL IN NEW YORK & NEW JERSEY AREA
ACTIVE TERROR CELL IN NEW YORK & NEW JERSEY AREA
>ACTIVE TERROR CELL IN NEW YORK & NEW JERSEY AREA

twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/777742180349771776

this song is my jam youtube.com/watch?v=IwmPa6w_64E

How are you so shit at english if your country came up with it?

news.vice.com/article/governor-deploys-1000-state-police-and-national-guard-to-nyc-airports-train-stations

The National Guard has been called in to protect NY stations

Bullshit

>Mayors spokesman confirms controlled explosion in Elizabeth,NJ

So this was just them doing demolitions? That sucks.

holy shit that's scary
drones would take that shit down
or an air rifle

>maybe
yeah, the same way there maybe a connection between niggers and crime

WE HAPPENING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bullshit

fuck

I hate niggers.

>news.vice.com/article/governor-deploys-1000-state-police-and-national-guard-to-nyc-airports-train-stations

Culutural enrichment effects.

Oy Vey! It ain't shut down yet!

he might be from Wales

How many times has this fucker failed now? Four times?

We're looking at an at-bomb average that is far too low to be kebabs.

I'm calling BLM or Weather Underground faggot on this one.

GET IN HERE LADS IT'S HAPPENING

The mad man !!!!!!!!

You think NY fucks around with this shit? We have almost a dozen bombs in the last 2 days.

...

how come that one guy's boots are a different color than the rest?

bullshit go to bed

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I never understood suicide bombers until now. It's too unreliable to try to remotely set these things off I guess.

It's over.

RIP in peace robro, you're whirring in heven right now.

It's a cell

>Fuck this happened literally a block from where I am right now
>Where I am right now
>Right now
I didn't know New Jersey was located in NSW...

Anyone here think we should cancel the election for maybe 6 months to a year until people are not at risk of getting hurt when they turn out to vote?

This nigga woke as fuck. Correct spelling, correct capitalization, dope message, but baby mama is on her period so it's missing from here.

>no plates in their armor
>no helmets
>no spare mags
>no water in their camel back
>one is clearly air national guard

This is a show of force meant to calm the public but not actually do anything, or training exercise.

>x-files_jingle.mp3

Remove kebab intensifies

Will NJ go red?

OH SHIT NOOOOOO STOP FAGGOT STOP

>You think NY fucks around with this shit?
Yea I do actually, the whole city is run by Niggers and potato niggers

SUSPICIOUS INDIVIDUAL IN PICTURE WAS APPREHENDED.

Uh oh. It's a lefty. They are the most violent on the planet.

Its muslims

Loooooooool

He's an Air Fairy, the rest are Guard fags.

>we need to elect Evan McMuffin

Please

With the blood of innocents, yes. Most likely.

AYYY

I'M WALKIN HERE

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This is just the start of it and a teaser for far worse things to come. The real happenings and the true effect of the European migrant crisis has yet to be felt

They're nasty girls, did you expect competence or even presentability?

well we know who did this one

Nope Chris Christie fucked that state up too much for it to vote republican two consecutive times

When ISIS sends their people, they're not sending their best folks

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I think the gay one was a falseflag of a /poltard/ they had a pin name something close to autistichomo. This has to be mudslimes when you take into account the multiple people/ in several different spots and the stabbing that happened in MN

Not for long

any half way competent snackbar can make a reliable command detonated IED.

these ass clowns have to be amateur hour snackbars. they probably made bombs off the internet and didn't bother with a test firing.

>Kazuma, do you want to go explode some stuff up in NJ?

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really elaborate (you) faggot

Its time to rise brothers

well shiiiiiet

Where are all the live streams where are alll the polics scanners?

Hook line and sphincter

Too easy

we will get the habbenins of 16' back I swear it!

THE GOYIM KNOW

Next I'm going to be hearing "WE HAVE WORD THAT IT WAS AN INTENTIONAL ACT BUT WE DON'T KNOW IF IT IS RELATED TO THE OTHER BOMBS"

...

Probably not, undermines the message of 'everything is fine vote for four more years of the same' as a whole though.

NJ is always a shithole, at the very least we don't have a literal faggot embezzler now.

I'd be willing to bet the feds got enough information from the bomb that wasn't detonated to see a pattern in the throw away phones to stop them from blowing up. Why they wouldn't just let it happen is beyond me. I'm just saying these people fucked up whatever they were trying to do.

That screams of some edgelord around here trying to make it look like a SJW did it.

HD VIDEO OF THE INCIDENT

youtube.com/watch?v=O4tbOvKwZUw

Goddamn I love [the current year]

Underrated post

zoinks scoob

it def read like a copypasta

NOT A CONTROLLED EXPLOSION
>REPEAT
NOT A CONTROLLED EXPLOSION

twitter.com/Miguelnbc

Guys calm down, this isn't terrorism. No one died, chill out.

kek, where the hell are you going to test fire here? Too cramped and crowded with too high a chance of interference blowing you up.

Looks like I left for college just in time, shit starts going down as soon as I leave home. All I can do now is get comfy.

theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/09/18/breaking-five-men-in-arab-garb-detained-in-new-york-en-route-to-airport/

Need confirmation on 5 arabs arrested.

The fuck is this spider-man pic?

I posted a pic of Keanu Reeves eating a pizza with a fork.

HIROOOO

youtube.com/?#/watch?v=TJWtwW_H-pE

It's not a bomb, it's an explosion. Trump is just knee jerking.

The shit these people say.

>different colored boots
Why can't we have all black Hugo boss uniforms?

He did say his new project will blow people away.

I don't see why they need to try and cover it up
Most normies think Assad is le evil dictator who murders his own people
Hell even my dad who's redpilled on quite a bit still loses his shit any time I try and defend based Bashar
Their propaganda has worked really well why the fuck do they feel they need to cover it up is beyond me

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Does it even matter anymore? This shit is so common now it's getting boring.

theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/09/18/breaking-five-men-in-arab-garb-detained-in-new-york-en-route-to-airport/

Were 5 arabs arrested?

Thank you for the update, anyone here scared? I think we should postpone the election for maybe 6 months to a year or at least until we get this homegrown/foreign attacks under control.

abcnews.go.com/US/investigators-combing-clues-york-city-explosion-injured-29/story?id=42172620

t. ahmed muhammed

They literally just said that on cnn

MY GELATO MOTHERFUCKER

THERE'S SHRAPNEL IN MY FUCKING GELATO

All states Report in

/MI/ here

confirmed for BLM terrorist organization

Fuck off, shill

>"an explosive device"

DEFINITELY NOT A BOMB THEN

Why even bother trying to shill on Cred Forums? I'd be careful if I were you, user, you wouldn't want to end up in Hilary's condition...
Shadilay.

...

You heard him

ppl

Confirmed for most retarded terrorists ever?
>failed bombings in ny and nj
>use the exact same bombs in the same area
Has to be shitskins, how can they be so stupid.

It is a happening because the IEDs are connected. It's the same guy or group planting them. This is big.

B.A.T.F.E., will ban smokeless gun powder.

They have been trying to change the percentage of wetted nitrocellulose, in gun powder. They even reclassified it as a high explosive, even though that's bullshit, because it only burns.

ammoland.com/2016/08/atf-reclassifies-wetted-nitrocellulose-as-explosive-materials-under-federal-laws/#axzz4Kg59gQoG

Just fuck my ammo up...

az here

That's just a normal sheriff's star. What's wrong?

When was the last time we had bombs going off around Jersey and NY for 2 days and reports of arabs arrested? This is not common you faggot.

It bothers me that people actually believe this. In Europe where police are stopping attacks before they happen almost daily people actually think there is no probably because the attacks aren't happening successfully.

...

why are they blowing up all of our trash cans, what is the end game here

MA reporting

The only reason the one in NY actually went off is because it was inside the fucking garbage thing rather than in a fucking bag

I swear this fucker got it right

They were stuck down by research labs, almost like they are fat retards who don't know what the fuck they are doing.

Also the explosions were way too energetic to be gunpowder.

Does anyone else feel sorry for all of the innocent Muslims who will be victims of escalating Islamophobia as a result of these accidents?
Nobody has even died, and yet innocent people all around the world will have to deal with hate and fear because of LITERALLY nothing.

Make NY smell less like garbage.

CAN YOU FAGGOTS GO TO BED ITS NOT HAPPENING YOU RETARDS LITERALLY NOTHING TO SEE HERE

>clock boy strikes again

I commute and work right near the areas the bombs were found. I am freaking out right now. I might have to vote for Trump.

It might be environmentalists wanting us to recycle.

Need confirmation on 5 arabs arrested.

theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/09/18/breaking-five-men-in-arab-garb-detained-in-new-york-en-route-to-airport/

well, looks like they got themselves caught. what's the next step of their master plan?
foxnews.com/us/2016/09/19/number-individuals-in-custody-after-authorities-stop-vehicle-interest-in-chelsea-bombing.html

The Federal Dog Exterminators went back on the wetted nitrocellulose ruling.

they can't ban smokeless powder. They would have to ban fireworks and black powder. Then ban completed ammo, acetone, hydroperoxide, and hydrochloric acid.

TRUMP'S POLLS JUST GOT TEN POINTS HIGHER

>post hidden

Kys.

Lowering standards.

Yes but won't any more points than five connected with each point connected to the "one over" make a star?

They are converting people that are already here. The only person that would turn on America that lives here is a single digit iq goat fucker, so how do you expect their shit to workout?

Have you ever detonated prematurely and your girlfriend has then continued to ragefuck you until she's satisfied? It feels weird. But it's still better than hearing "it's OK".

The toppest of keks if it turned out to be true. Mainstream media would be the co-conspirator.

is it muslims or sjw

This display of autistic rage is a sign of fear and denial in left leaning individuals. Any questions, class?

They already know, these are retards trying their best and failing.

There are no innocents.

>controlled explosion
kek nigga how the fuck do you control a 15 psi shockwave

>controlled demolition
something else entirely...

Distraction from the bigger event.

I very much doubt that this is the last of them.

more like 20 points lower.

He said this was a bombing when it obviously wasn't

With all the money and Toyota's the CIA has thrown at these cunt's you would think they could have saved some for some decent fireworks.

what the...

"You cant throw out the trash now buddy, i just m80^10 your bin. You gonna throw it ON THE STREET NOW?"

CA

I hate when Kek poses a question.

Put the joint down, Gary "Dude Weed Bro" Johnson

Wew

Why not both?

I hope so.
But I've been buying powder, and primers. I remember how bad the shortage was after Sandy Hook.

>Does anyone else feel sorry for all of the innocent Muslims who will be victims of escalating Islamophobia as a result of these accidents?

Fuck you, I hope "nothing" happens to you. Let's see how you like spending the rest of your life blind, or with no legs, or with serious PTSD, or in witness protection because of "nothing".

Plus, a very large percentage of Muslims actively support and encourage these attacks. They are far from innocent.

NC

I bet a lot of the suppressed attacks in Europe have also been swept under the rug to prevent public paranoia. The situation is worse than what the media makes it out to be

Don't they have foolproof idiot guides on how to blow up assault pressure cookers?

can this faggot be any more of a retard
Libertarians pls

But remember when Obama killed Bin laden. Guys it's over.

>tfw live near elizabeth and NYC

this is all hitting way too close to home for me, but good thing all the limp wristed fagbags on facebook are telling me not to jump to conclusions

fuck i really hope trump wins

>Chelsea bombed
>Mfw it wasn't the blues during a match at Stamford Bridge
Oh ffs

Illinois Reporting in

So what's with the timing, why bombs and also a stabbing. Perhaps there was a message sent out and cells were activated? The stabbing doesn't fit the MO of the bombers.

Nice bait nigel 7/10 the smug slut reaction image really seals the deal.

You do it by blowing it up in a way so the main charge doesn't fuck as many things up, dumbass.

kek, it'll pretty much never happen again, there's been like 3 major new factories opened, besides you should be buying in bulk anyway because of the hazmat jew.

If someone doesnt post the fucking police scanner im gonna go full sam hyde

Good.
I'm still scared...

activate_it.jpg

>Mandating cake to be baked
>Libertarian
He's more of a democrat then the two registered democrats currently running.

And why would the bombers wear Arab garb of all things while heading to the airport? This sounds more like an incident CAIR daydreams about with Muslims exploiting the opportunity to wear their man dresses and get Islamophobically detained.

You cheeky bastard

You do know you could probably buy a cheap drone and strap a bomb onto it really easily?

They will make good soft bodies to shield you from shrapnel as they rush into to tell the ALLUAKBARH screaming man how sorry they are.

>kitchen aid should be held responsible for all the death their products cause
>background checks on all pressure cooker sales
>cell phone companies should be held accountable for all the death and misery their products cause and enable...
>automotive companies that manufacture trucks (lorries or w/e you euros call them) should be held accountable for all the death and pain their products cause
>how about we pass legislation limiting the capacity of pressure cookers to reduce the out of explosive material that can fill one?
>how about smaller gas tanks and wheels on trucks so they can't smash into crowds of people
>smoke signals for long distance communication so phones can't detonate devices
>people using smoke signals need to be accountable for asphyxiation and climate impact they have.....
End this madness
>MAGA
>A
>G
>A

SHUT THE DOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRR

You get flagged for buying/renting those type of books or even flagged if you look it up on the internet without a proxy.

Guam reporting in

You're easing my fears, thank you.

10-4 /robert/

Thats wrong, the first bombing was on the coast in Jersey. faggot.

good point Gordy

With all the momentum going towards Trump I'm sure it would be very convenient for there to be a 'right wing' terrorist attack targeting an abortion clinic or leftist politician. Just like the suspicious attack just before the Brexit vote. I can almost guarantee this will happen. They need something to justify another sudden (((poll))) shift.

They ought to be recognized as enemy. Jihad means Holy War against the Infidel... Britain, Australia, Europa, the US & Canada... guess what. You ARE the Infidel, be warned.

i feel sorry for all of the innocent trash cans that aren't blowing up right now that will be looked down on tomorrow #notalltrashcans

Elizabeth NJ doesn't have them online they are encrypted so you can't get them.

Guam reporting in

Guessing (based on location) that the stabbing was done by Somalian muzzies who are fat too stupid to make an IED.

They're very likely probing right now. I don't see an organized cell botching what, 6 or 7 bombs in two days?

OMG! All these loud explosions without anyone actually getting killed and serious damage to property! Wow, tell me more about how it'll turn out to be alt-right hate-mongering Trump supporters! Nobody died though, so you'll forget about this tomorrow, but for now, don't pay attention to anything else that's currently happening at home and around the world

So are they trying to do a really shitty real-life adaptation of The Siege?

Ok guys, wtf is going on

guys wtf

I think they are just trying to start as much shit as possible. You isis watches US news and will be ecstatic when they see this shit.

Why?
Fuck it
PA here
Thank fuck my state is packed full of trump signs.

I have yet to see a single clinton one

5 suspects were from Elizabeth NJ

From Fla working in Savannah ATM
Reporting inn.

East WA here.

Anyone got a stream?

No, we're just going to keep memeing more happening into existence. Maybe we focus our collective will on Canada? Wouldn't that be fun, user?

Georgia reporting.

Texas (aka GOAT state) here

>Texas
You mean northern Mexico, gringo

How's the general public mood around where you live?

How are people feeling about these events

WA here, what the fuck has been this past few days going on?

BOMB DISPOSAL ROBOT CUT THE WRONG WIRE
ACCIDENTALLY DETONATED BOMB
>CORRECTION: Unintended explosion took place as police robot was cutting wire on suspicious device in Elizabeth, NJ
twitter.com/NBCNews/status/777743991617888261

VISION FROM THE SCENE:
youtube.com/watch?v=AvQlCv4K37c

>same flag
>same fag
just tell us what bullshit you are selling straight up, Burgerbro

you mean GOAT-fucker

>It was a confluence of magnificent proportions that led to six agents from the joint terrorism task force to knock on my door Wednesday morning. Little did my husband and I know that our seemingly innocent, if curious to a fault, Googling of certain things were creating a perfect storm of terrorism profiling. Because somewhere out there, someone was watching. Someone whose job it is to piece together the things people do on the internet raised the red flag when they saw our search history.
>Most of it was innocent enough. I had researched pressure cookers. My husband was looking for a backpack. And maybe in another time those two things together would have seemed innocuous, but we are in "these times" now. And in these times, when things like the Boston bombing happen, you spend a lot of time on the internet reading about it and, if you are my exceedingly curious, news junkie 20-year-old son, you click a lot of links when you read the myriad of stories. You might just read a CNN piece about how bomb making instructions are readily available on the internet and you will in all probability, if you are that kid, click the link provided.
>They mentioned that they do this about 100 times a week. And that 99 of those visits turn out to be nothing.
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/aug/01/government-tracking-google-searches

>Georgia
How many niggers in your neighborhood

F

LOL

thats the funniest thing i've seen all year

I'm in Pittsburgh and have seen Hillary ones.
I see one every day on my way to work.
>one house has a Hillary sign
>two doors down has a Bernie sign
>middle house has a for sale sign
top hue

Some day silicone and steel lives will matter

F robro

rip Robit

MO

/WA/ standing by

Also from the 'Burgh. I wish I had a yard... Well, my lack of """ethnic""" neighbors makes up for my lack of grassy space.

F ai gf

F

I live in a inner suburb of Atlanta. mostly older neighborhoods original built in the 60s and 70s. That are skyrocketing in prices, getting replaced with mcmansions, and lots of new town house infill construction.

Mostly white neighborhood, with a lot of jews near by.

Greenfield here, have yard and old white neighbors ayyy

O, ye of little faith! Dream bigger, user!
MEME WITH ME FOR CME!!!
>entire world thrust into pre-electronic age
>socio-economic collapse, total reboot
>back to small communities, self-governance, true freedom, reality based economy, society, lives and values
>thousands of micro-communities, each living by own rules, millions of experiments, where only those fit to carry on survive
>meaning returns to men's lives, every decision and action truly matters now
>finally the Ultimate Happening worthy of sacrificing all our memes for

NJ here

safe in Camden

I'm surrounded by white hipsters, I'll let you guess what neighborhood that is.

Jesus christ
>we look up back packs pressure cookers and how to make bombs
>evil us gov comes to search my house because we're muslim
>current year

I'm starting to think that, yes all muslims, are potential terrorists. And they are making me think that, not the alt right.

...

Could be a couple desu

W-berg represent

QLD here

I'm by greensburg. In connellsville there are two massive MAGA billboards. Even at Penn state there's an unusual amount of support for the mad man.

Welp, dubs don't lie.
Sorry matey, kek says your map is full of crap.

Hillary has no chance at winning the election now. NY and NJ are going red.

It's over. Prepare for a poll collapse and campaign collapse.

>safe
>Camden

KY here lads.

>Texas
>GOAT

More like 1/2 GOAT state amirite

663k square miles Alaska
385k square miles Texas

Wrong pepe

MN here
8 wounded, no deaths I'm aware of yet.
Allahu Akbar, questioning of Muslim faith heard before an offduty cop got hit markers on the guy.
We have trials for is supporters ongoing and our Mall of America employs a lot of Somali refugees/migrants. They're not dumb.

I can only think of seeing lots of the women in their garbs. I either don't notice the men as often or they aren't present in the same regard.

This attack was ~1.5 hours NW of MoA
No incidents so far otherwise that I can recall, this is the first big one and I am sure it will drum up support of conceal permits and the right.
If the attacker had more weapons/explosives and it hits the news a massive red surge will happen in a usually precarious balanced state. (2a in effect here to a significant degree)

what is it with swedes and somalis?

I was there last year for a week.

Pretty clean desu, didn't see too many niggers but it was in a super rich area

I work in squirrel hill and the jewish people dont like trump but reeeeally arent that excited about hillary.
They'll vote for her but thats if they even bother to vote at all, and I've talked to a few who have said they wont bother.

WA reporting

UT here