People often ask me what it means to be an American. I tell 'em it's triumph. Triumph. Triumph when we nuke our enemies...

People often ask me what it means to be an American. I tell 'em it's triumph. Triumph. Triumph when we nuke our enemies. Triumph when when peer down from the moon and laugh heartily at Russia. Triumph when we depose one dictator after another. Triumph when we break into the homes of terrorist kingpins on the other side of Earth and shoot them in the face. Triumph when we use flying robots to bomb other terrorists in Afghanistan, and other nuclear robots to explore Mars. Triumph when we free Europe from Nazis. Triumph. Triumph. Triumph. But it's not just the the big things, see? It's the way I can set up lawn chairs at my friends house on the Texas Rio Grande and share a toast to freedom while watching Mexicans charge into gunfire to enter my country. It's the way an Italian cabbie sits up straight and floors the gas when he hears my accent. It's seeing the wide eyes and bead of sweat running down the forehead of a German customs agent when he opens my passport. It's the way a French waiter hangs his head when I refuse the wine and ask for Coke instead, in English knowing full well he understands me (and that they have it). The way an Aussie blushes and leans into the urinal next to me in the bathroom, or the scowl that meets my smirk when I tip an English waiter in US dollars covered with Washington's face. The way small mobs of Canadian school children follow me from a distance to see what a free man looks like, or how heads timidly rise and women gather when my accent stops the music in the clubs of Amsterdam. Triumph. Every bit of it, triumph. That's what it means to be an American.

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>60%
>Too obese to fight in WW3
>TRIUMPH MUH FREEDOM

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i'll agree that shooting niggers is actually triumph though

Poland

In Poland, the average household net adjusted disposable income per capita is 17 820 a year, lower than the OECD average of USD 29 016.

GTFO poorfags. Or go and get a job in Britain where you're lumped in with Mudslimes and pakis for scum of the earth

This Frenchman knows what it means to be American

Poland:
Shithole BUT
>99.8% white
>Safest country in europe and in the world after Japan
>Growing economy and nationalism
>Ran by conservatives
>Shitting on the west while they give us money

HOW CAN YOU EVEN COMPETE

>triumph
>muh moon
>can't even get to the space station

ayy

>Triumph when we destabilize Middle Eastern an North African nations, creating a flow of refugees into europe
>Triumph when we eat hamburgers
>Triumph when we have a shitty bipartisan political system
>Triumph when our entire country was founded on war and invasion
Fuck off, hamburger

>poland
>safe

It is if you are white or asian.

ITT: salty yuropoors

>poland
>white

this is b8

>Fasz0cgt
>Faggot

Also typical Yuropoor bitching about stale beets we allowed you to grow after freeing you from the Nazis. Next time don't be so weak.

>Russians blowing up trying to get to the moon in vodka-fueled ships
>U.S. rover on Mars

Kek

>Murica
>freed from Nazis
I'd give that credit to the Russians desu
all you niggers did was bomb Japan

Good for you then

Found the reddit libcuck faggot

Sounds like late 90's early 00's. It's all history now, face your starting degeneration son.

>desu
WAIT WTF I NEVER WROTE DESU

Wash my sharted undies for me

USA!

>filthy american pig
nothing out of the ordinary...

nobody likes you Chile

>Russian meatbags using prime U.S. steel
>Conquering the largest ocean in the world island by island

Also nuking Japan ensured the rest of the world would shit themselves

>Also nuking Japan ensured the rest of the world would shit themselves
>implying that's a good thing
>implying civilian lives don't matter

>America the worlds biggest terrorist....take a bow you fucking hypocrites.

>Celebrating diversity in your country

>People often ask me what it means to be an American.
fecal incontinence

and morbid obesity

>uneducated Americuck stereotype

Triumph when you get ruled by a nigger muslim, triumph when you become a minority in your own country because the paper you worship hasn't included the possibility that it might get subverted, triumph while you clean your guns just so that you'll only use it on yourself in a few decades when you've become another Rhodesia or Haiti.

The best part about it is that you'll never change that path because of how delusional you lot are proven once again by threads like these. Good riddance, goodest golem.

Why can't American boys hold their shit in???

>you will never be American
>you will never unload the assualt clip of your Assault Rifle (AR) 47 into a pack of negroid kids while sharting your bowls out in a walmart
Feels bad man

>you will never be truly free
>you will never get shot by a cop for jaywalking

>Nuking two cities
vs.
>Land invasion prolonging war, allowing Soviets to join in through Hokkaido and rape their way down Honshu

Pick one

Nobody shit themselves up you are the son of cucks , you cant even hold out now if a war breaks up china+russia gonna rape your ass faggots. Cant even get china to follow a tribunal order lolwa

Please be more specific. This is your own language, learn how to use it you illiterate fuck.

>Nobody shit themselves up
>India

Also

>China embracing free market more every day
>Russia only existing because of Putin's iron dictator grip

Lel

POO IN LOO

>More specific

How much more specific could it be? If we didn't nuke Japan, Russia would have invaded from the north and caused much more long-lasting devastation than two nukes ever could.

Why don't you go clean some serbs dick while I eat your mothers pussy

>land invasion and some rape is worse than FUCKING NUCLEAR WEAPONRY
Uneducated American strikes back!

Pajeet trying to roast European countries. Man, USA is shit and all, but if anyone should accept their inferiority, it's you.

Not for our soldiers. The life of 1 American is 500x more valuable than non American cucks

but your soldiers wouldn't have any fighting to do
Japan was at the point where they could barely fight anymore and a land invasion from the Russians would have only made Japan socialist and would have prevented the rise of Anime

Whoa now, this is an America hate thread, why are you guys arguing against each other? Isn't America your common enemy?

I don't like it when people don't pay attention to the USA it makes us feel kind of like Europe

Triumph when you're 60% white and falling rapidly

Triumph = Trump

>Americans
>Fat

America isn't my enemy lol
I'd rather drink with a fat hamburger than a smelly pajeet

>depose dictators
Good job at the Bay of Pigs, shart

Good work LAOWAI efficient giggles.

Canada has always been the friendliest of the anglos

I'm disappointed in you lesser Anglos

I find it strange that you identify with other people's achievements just because you share their flag, they aren't even related to you since the vast majority of burgers are mongrels spouting fractional heritage memes and whose culture is that of the smallest common denominator

that said, the Bill of Rights is unmatched but it seems that was your high watermark as a nation

I find it strange you talking about sharing flags when yours looks almost exactly like Russia's

Rammstein said it best in "We're all living in America"

Face it Euro's and Canada. You're living in America. You have the option of eating American food, you can wear American clothes, your cinemas show American movies, your TV's broadcast American shows, your radios play American music. All foreign food here is Americanized, the only foreign thing about clothing in America is that it's made in foreign sweat shops. Very rarely do foreign films succeed or even gain a following in America, and if they do they're only those artistic movies. Monty Python is the only non American tv show I know here in America that has a following.

You know who our president is and how our govt works. You know our countries issues, you know where our military is. You know everything about our country and if you try talking to an American about any other country, we can't tell you shit. Even Canada and Mexico, the countries we trade with the most, we couldn't tell you much about either country. Why, well one because yes, we are ignorant, but second because we don't have to. The rest of the world could stop or go to war or whatever, radical governmental change, and unless the leader is straight talking shit to America, it won't affect us. Deal with it, you're not as important as you think we are.

Look I know I'm sounding like a typical ignorant American who's sounding butthurt, but I mean, I can afford to be, because in the long run, your country doesn't matter to me. It doesn't have to. Now I know that sounds terrible, and it probably is, but if you don't like it stop caring about America so much. Your hatred and constant bickering about us only proves how much we affect your life.

>america
>anglo
60% white, and most of those aren't even anglo. But you're the TRUE anglos you're right

that's a non-answer, anyway none of my people identify with Russia at all, those are merely our colours

I really love being American.

This. Sadly without the bomb Japan today would be like Korea, or Vietnam pre-US defeat.

The only reason you look down on us is cause your chin fat is too heavy to do anything else.

Only read the first line of your pasta, but it was Amerika

I'd love to see her straddling a black cock, her pussy dripping with anticipation

don't let your ego get to high lad you've got a general election coming up if you lose it you'll never be able to post here again without getting laughed at. You'll be worse than india

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>mfw I realized I was not american when I was a kid

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>CREATED BY AMERICANS
>FOR AMERICANS
>AND HOSTED IN THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH
>GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? THEN
>G
>T
>F
>O

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